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Cum On My Tits

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Maybe other girls find it annoying when guys ask them if their tits are fake, but I don’t. Whenever guys ask me a question like that it gives me a chance to prove just how real they are. I don’t mind pulling my big titties out and letting guys touch and squeeze all over them. What kind of stupid bitch would complain about that? There are guys that can’t resist the urge to stick their cock between my juicy jugs, I love it! Seeing a hot, sexy dick moving in an out between them is literally one of my favorite things.

So what if I embarrassed my BFF at a few parties by flashing everyone? Life is about fun! Nothing else matters. What did she expect at a party anyway? Especially if she was partying with me? This guy Sam was spreading rumors that my boobs were nasty and full of silicone, I had to prove him wrong! All I did was take my top off, is it my fault that Sam pushed me onto my back? Sure. I could have stopped him, but I didn’t want to. Where’s the fun in that?

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You should have seen the look on everyone’s stupid faces when Sam pulled his hard prick out! Some of them were even cheering him on when he stuck his fat rod between my tits. I wish my BFF stuck around because I really wanted her to hear all of the clapping. Even after Sam blew his load all over my titties that prude wouldn’t come back to the party. We’re still friends and everything, but she always talks about disappointed she is in me. I just laugh and tell her to shut her mouth. Does she know how many free drinks I got that night? While she was sitting alone in her room upset I was having the time of my life. Who knows maybe one day she’ll come around, but I don’t need her to. I’m gonna keep living my life, my way YOLO hahaha.

Creampie Sex Stories; Not a bedtime tale

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I don’t ever give a fuck about getting knocked up. Sometimes when I tell these dumb hoes my creampie sex stories they act like I have a problem. No bitch, that is why you ain’t got no man. Sometimes skanks think they are too good to give someone a bare back sample. They are crazy, I love the feeling of a warm load being bust into my pretty cunt. Guys love recording that shot on their cell phones too. They will pull it out and I will push that cum right out so it can seep out and down across my ass. This one time it got Eddie so fucking hot again that he used his own cum to fuck me in my ass. Man, it felt so good to have him plow into my blown out ass. He thrashed the fuck out of it, and I did not even care.

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I loved it when he got rough with me. Flipped me over and grabbed my hair with one hand and my throat with the other. I would gag trying to bring oxygen into my lungs. Sometimes I would even pass out, but it was cool cause Eddie always made sure to leave me a creampie present to clean up. Truth be told sometimes I would even shove it out into a glass to drink later. And if he got me knocked up what would be the worst that would happen? I could for sure sell that little bundle of cash on the black market to some family who wanted a little white baby. Anyway you see it being a creampie slut had nothing but perks all around. Bitches just be trippin.

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Drunk Girl Fucking Cock

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          Drunk girl fucking cock should have been my new slogan because I had no idea how the fuck I got I was shaking like a fucking leaf! I was tweaking and my head hurt for days! I don’t know how I got to this fucking hotel room! I was following the high of a lifetime after a fight that was all a haze! I was trying to pay attention to the asshole who was fucking me in the ass and mouths but I was high so who cares what the fuck he was talking about!  My stomach was empty and I had to puke in the worse way !  The only thing I could remember last night was the liquor and meth I don’t know what the hell else happened or why I woke up this morning with two fucking bitches in my asshole! I was still feeling the pressure of cock in me and I wasn’t strong enough to move these motherfuckers either!

          I tried  to tilt them to the side but these assholes were deeply stuffed and there was no way I was going to be able to get up! Like I said I was high I could care less and as my head hit the pillow I think I do remember something from last night! My step dad or uncle whatever the hell you want to call this asshole was one of the bitches stuck in my ass right now! I am sure he would wake up to tell me whats going on! No matter what happened I was fucked for days and that hazy feeling I wanted to last so I thought I had better get cracking again on scrounging up some money . Come on I am hurting real bad give me something!

Star Wars Fuckery

trashy milf BethanyAs I’m sure you’re well aware, today is Star Wars Day, due to it being May the 4th (“May the Fourth be with you!”). This gives plenty of options for extra sexy experiences. Science fiction is fun!

The first step: Put on your favorite Star Wars movie. Some people like to start with Episode 1 because it’s “number 1,” but I’m a little older than the rapscallions who think that the number means anything, so I start with Episode 4.

The next step: Pick your favorite game. I get my favorite lovers to come over and we practice the Trench Run over and over, with one of them playing Luke Skywalker and the others playing the Tie Fighters, trying to knock his cock out of the way while he tries to aim his way into my pussy. Best is if he just jerks off and manages to land his stream in my pussy or ass – bonus points for him!

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The third step: Dress up! During Episode 6, Leia dresses up as a slave to Jabba the Hut, so to celebrate the holiday, I get out my best Slave Leia outfit for some more celebrations. The boys, well, I like ‘em hairy (not quite has hairy as Chewy), and I much prefer being slave to them as opposed to that big fat motherfucker Jabba, so I act as a little slave girl to my boys for a while, seeing to their every need.

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The fourth step: Fighting, of course. The boys put on Stormtrooper masks and have a battle, of sorts. I lay down, and they try to jerk off on my face. But of course, the masks kind of impede their vision, so if they can’t see, they can’t aim well (in typical Stormtrooper fashion), so if they miss, they have to do a shot. The one that’s most drunk has to lick me clean.

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Finally, we play “Who’s your Daddy?” and we see who can make me scream the most while he fucks me. Of course, I’m trying, at the same time, to make him call out my name, but invariably, we all win this game.

I love May the Fourth. It’s possibly my favorite holiday!

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Anal Sex Whore Cindy’s White Trash Twerk Team

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Hey there all my freaky guys, it is Cindy here to make a pervy announcement! We are bout to start a WHITE TRASH TWERK TEAM! That is right all my fans of this nasty cum dumpster.It is not going to be one of them busted one neither i am talkin about some straight MTV or BET shit. I am now going to twerk these beautiful ass cheeks whenever, wherever I want. I can twerk on a wall; I can twerk down the hall. I can twerk on cars and totally on top of bars. I can twerk on your cock and twerk down the block. Speaking of a big fat throbbing cock, One of Eddies friends got out of the joint and he thought he was going to do him real good. He hired white girl twerk team to cater to all of his needs for the night. Eddie made sure to have a big group of their friends set and ready to come over for his release party.

white trash phone sex When Eddie and the boys got over to my house me and the other bitcches were already there and waiting. It did not take too long before Marcus arrived brought to my doorstep by his sister. All his boys clapped and patted him on the back. We all stood in a line bent over giving his a standing ass clap ovation. He came over to us and I could feel his hard as cock push against my ass. I turned around and pulled myself close to him. I lifted one of my legs putting it in his arm and twerked my ass while standing on one foot. He sat down and I started to give him a lap dance. I moved my booty in circles over his throbbing present in his pants. I bent over and twerked for him. He shoved his face into the crack of my clapping ass as I continued you pop it over him. I led him to my room in the back and shut the door.

drunk phone sex I removed his pants in one swift rip to the floor. He grunted as I turned upside down and began twerking my ass while I braced against the wall. His cock stood straight ready to fuck me any way he could. He put it between my ass cheeks and I jacked it as I continued to gyrate. He grunted like something wild and that was all I needed. I hoped down and threw him onto my bed and straddled him, reversed cow girl. I leaned forward and twerk my wet bald pussy up and down his shaft. He felt so big inside my pussy. My legs shook as I came down hard on top of him. He came in no time and I told him not to worry, I was his cum dumpster for the night, well we all were

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Trailer Trash Whore Does You Right

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Come on down to our trailer park where we will satisfy every need that your fine self can muscle. We are some nasty as cum dumpsters who will work one by one or all for you. We love getting trashed and sitting outside showing off our cunts and tits for all the trailer park boys to see. We decided to do our own calendar shoot too. Fuck, we are gonna make enough money to have beer for the next month. Swasted in May, Woo Hoo! I am the biggest cum guzzler of us all too. I do not think there is anything that I would not do to taster your cum on my lips. Don’t even have to be your jizz either.

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I love being a little p slut and fucking those fuckers down the street. I even run a sweet deal for them, I will suck their wee cocks for the five dollars mommy gives to them for taking out the trash. They love it too, and it is an easy five bucks. They line up and I pop them off three at a time, easiest fifty dollars a sloot could make. Me being a p whore not your thing and possibly you want me to suck off your furry friend, not a problem. I will pull their fur covered rocket into my mouth and coax it out. Your four legged friend can fuck me in my wasted hole to the knot till he fills me with his nut. Mmmm. Your imagination is the limit, or bust through to the sky and borrow mine. The other girls don’t know what they are missing, but our calendar sure as fuck will be hot. Post that shit in your bathroom so you can yank it to us every day.

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Crack whore anal guide

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      I am a crack whore anal, slut bitch,  that loves getting high and fucked in the ass.  I said, it we can get it off the table and get on to something else.The strangest thing happened I woke up today with a cock in my mouth and one stuck in my ass. The weirdest thing of them all was that I had a fucking migraine from hell. I don’t know what happened but I do know that there was some meth on the table and you were standing over me pissing on me. I couldn’t say in the least if that was supposed to be good or not but I do know that I was fucking high as hell and I couldn’t wait for the party to continue! I looked at all the empty liquor bottles on the night stand and scattered all over the room it was just so littered in there. I didn’t care though because the last thing I could remember from the night before was that you were fucking the shit out of my ass , calling me a low down white trailer trash whore and you were trying to do your best to not stomp all over me. I thought that us getting high together was the best thing because I didn’t want  to start feeling bad alone but maybe Momma was right maybe it was about time for me to go to rehab and get right!

Just at that moment I began to shake and I was shaking so god damn bad I knew I had better get right pretty quick. Looking at you stroking your cock, I knew you  were going to take my asshole with a bad addictive sort of need and I knew there was nothing I could do to stop you. I needed to get right and that fucking you and sucking you would give me that party edge again. I needed that to be happy that instant drive of being fucked in the ass! Taking out your cock and coming toward me I knew I was in for it and as my body began to shake  I knew the high after this shit was going to be the best ever!

Ring my bell

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You know those ads on TV, the ones that play late night when there is no TV broadcasting. My favorites are the ones cheap phone sexthat seem really stupid but you know you want it and would totally use it anyway. The one I have not figured out why they have not invented yes is an attachment dildo or vibrator for your phone. All it would have to do would be enhance the already super powerful vibrations of the cell phone.  There has been countless times when I could not find a toy to fuck myself with when I was alone. Better yet, I have been in so many situations where I wasdrunk girl fucking out in public and horny and wet and needed to relive my throbbing wet pussy. I am sick of having to ask my friend to mass text me for like 5 minutes so that I can shove my crappy Nokia in and out of my twat till I cum. I mean on top of that, who wants to go through all of the hassle to waterproofing your more expensive phones so you don’t fuck them up. It feels so good when your cell vibrates on your clitty too, I could see where needing a water proof device would come in handy for on the run squirters. I should invent it then I could be rich and loaded and leave the trailer park. Ha Ha. I would be the rich white trash bitch everyone would be jealous of.

Roaming Charges

Drunk phone sexThere I was, minding my own business, just having a few too many at the park when this happened.  I was dressed up for spring and what better way to show off my thrift store find but to go to the park and take in the beauty all around me.  Actually our park is just a few square feet up next to some trees that are on the edge of a parking lot, but whatever.  A park is a park.  I was sitting on the bench, knocking a few back when Junior drove by, he beeped his horn and shouted, “Show’em those tits of yours Ella!”  Since I had about six beers in me, I did just that…right when the sheriff was rounding the corner.  Junior laughed, the sheriff however did not.

Now I am in the back of the sheriff’s car, along with another guy.  I have seen him around town, but not that often.  He told the sheriff that he didn’t want to share a car with me, the sheriff replied, “Tough shit.”  On the way to the station a cell phone started to ring.  It wasn’t mine because mine was in my purse on the front seat with the Sheriff.  I looked at the guy next to me and he was sweating like crazy.  The sheriff pulled over, got out and opened up my door.  He looked down at me and told me that he wanted the phone.  I told him that it wasn’t me and then it rang again, we both looked at Charles. 

Charles stared straight ahead.  The sheriff closed my door then went to the side Charles was seated on.  The sheriff asked Charles were the phone was.  Charles didn’t say a word, the phone just kept on ringing and we realized that Charles was sitting on it.  The sheriff pulled him out of the car but there was no cell phone on the seat, but it kept ringing…or Charles’ ass kept ringing I should say.  Charles apparently stuck his wife’s cell phone up his ass so later he could shit it out because she was texting some guy on it and he caught her.

Instead of going to the jailhouse, we all made a stop at the local hospital where Charles had to have the cell phone removed from his ass.  I thought this is was about the funniest thing I had ever experienced.  The sheriff and I just chatted while we were waiting.  I’ll tell you something.  I have never put something like a cell phone up my ass, I don’t need to, because if I want something bulky then I know a few guys whose cocks would do the trick.

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Paying The Tax Man

Drunk Girl FuckingIt had been a great night at the club! I had made a ton of cash but had spent most of it on some candy! I don’t remember too much but I must have been a good night because there was some ugly man sprawled out in my bed, reeking of cum and whiskey!

Maybe if I do a few shots and hit that pipe again, I can get rid of this damn hangover!

It was getting to be late in the morning and I was pretty fucked up again when I heard a knock on the door. Probably that guy forgot something when he left. I didn’t see the need in putting anything on. Hell, he had already violated every fucking hole I have! But it wasn’t him at all. Some suit guy!

I squinted as I looked up and asked him if I could help him. He said that I was past due on my taxes and he was there to serve me with papers to repo. the trailer! What the hell!

I left him standing there and went to the kitchen and grabbed the bottle. The room started to spin so I flopped down on the couch.

He walked over to me and set his brief case down. He ran his hands across my tits and said that maybe we could work something out. I was about to pass out when he shoved his cock in my mouth! I was so drunk, all I could do was lay there. So he flipped me over and stuffed my sloppy wet cunt with that cream stick, drilling me so hard, I thought it would come out of my throat!

He shot that load so deep I could almost taste it!

He didn’t stop until he had dumped his load in every gaping hole!

My lifeless body lay there dripping with thick cream and wet cum farts blowing out of my ass.

He put his papers back in his brief case and told me that I had just bought myself a little time.

He said he would be back in a few days to collect what owed with interest!

I love being a cum whore! Maybe I should hold out on paying for a few more visits!