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My boys are really starting to get to know me too well. Pump me full of enough alcohol and I will do just about anything that you suggest out of me. You may think that I am lying but I am telling the truth, scouts honor. I was drinking a bunch of tequila at a party and started to strip onto the counters. The guys were throwing dollar bills at me and I was shoving them into anything that I could. Including my cunt. That is when Eddie suggested I started making some real money. That meant that I needed to take my phone sex line ass to the corner and start to have some live phone sex with some Johns. That is what I did too. My drunk ass worked my way down to the corner where I waited for John after John sucking cocks for 15$. The guys thought it was a really great deal for them too. They thought they would act like my pimps for the night taking all the profits. Ass holes should know by now that I am the one who wants all the money.

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Live Phone SexFuck Walmart. I hate coming here! The lines are always to damn long! My beer is gonna be warm before I even get to the check out!

To hell with this. I am cracking one open now.

Great! Now a manager comes over and starts complaining. “You can’t drink on Walmart property ma’am”….Blah blah blah.

“Then open up another register dick head! I should be half way home by now and half way through this 12 pack. So it’s your fault I am still here!”

Great call the police. Whatever. Make sure you tell Sergeant Thompson, Freida said hey!

I was through my third beer by the time the cops got there. It was a new guy. Great fresh meat! Let’s break him in right!

You politely ask me if I had paid for the beer which, duh, no, I have not, I had been waiting to do that for twenty minutes!

“Well ma’am, you can not drink in this store and you need to pay for it and then leave. Are you driving?”

Great all the damn police brutality going on and I get a wimpy guy!

I reached in my jeans, pulled out a twenty and threw it at the cashier as I walked out with what was left of my beer.

You followed me to my car talking about how you can’t let me drive. Just try and stop me!

I reached to open my car door and that’s when you slammed me up against the car!

Now we are getting somewhere!

“Sergeant Thompson said you liked to get fucked! He thinks you pull shit like this just so you can get laid!”

With my hands in cuffs and my head pressed against the roof of the car, you unzipped your pants and slammed that fucking cock in my cunt!Phone Sex Line

“Is this what you want? You little whore!”

Yes, that is exactly what I needed!

Customers were watching you fuck me in the parking lot but I didn’t care!

You felt so good as your fuck stick forces its way in and out! You were going so fast and fucking me so hard! I couldn’t take it! I was about to cum! I started to scream and you covered my mouth! Of fuck! Just then you shot that jizz so deep inside me that I could almost taste it! That last thrust sent me over the edge! I pushed back against your cock before you had a chance to pull out and just let go! I exploded all over you!

You had my cum dripping off the end of your cock and splattered all over your uniform!

Now you were mad! You couldn’t go back to precinct covered in my sweet milk, smelling like me! They all knew where you had been! They would know what you did!

I could see the anger and panic on your face and I laughed. “Relax Newbie. They always send me the new guys. Think of it as initiation. Welcome to the force!

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     I was a guzzling liquored up slut that liked having Hennessy for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. If you saw me at the store nine times out of ten my pimp was getting me liquored up for the night! There was another reason I liked liquor so much, it kind of reminded me of the your cock.  That massive stick was addictive as shit!  I was shaking right now because I needed a drink and a good ass fucking.

     How about you  jerk off that big red muscled cock on this black ass? That could be fun. You could take your middle and third finger driving it up my little asshole. Sliding it in and out getting it nice and wet. You could then pull out your fingers licking them and push them back in again. The dirty little nigger whore I am will tell you to fuck me with your cock! But, being the mean son of a bitch you are you will make me suffer a bit. You will take the head of that Hennessey bottle, use it to probe  at my little asshole circling it round and round.  Turing the bottle up you could spread my ass cheeks further and let the liquor run into my asshole.

        At first it seems to be really cold but then it starts to burn. You take the bottle away bend down and stick your tongue deep in my ass. My legs start shivering because it feels so damn good. Smacking my ass you stand up again and probe  me with your cock. That red veiny muscle enters me causing me to jerk back but you push my head forward. “ I want you to ram it hard in my ass.”  I say. As if on cue ,you push it inside ramming it so far up I scream! “Filthy crack whore!” You mumble. Every pound my head hits the wall but I don’t care. “Fuck me hard!” I scream, “Fuck this trashy slut” You oblige by pounding me raw. It feels like my ass is  swallowing all of your cock! I feel  your cock swell and get bigger about to cum. My head will hit the wall from each pound you give me. As you cum in my asshole you push me one last time knocking me unconscious. When I come around there is 20 on the table, another bottle of Hennessy, cum all over my ass and your number for the next time you would like to party.

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Phone sex lines were buzzing with the shit I did last night with you but, I am so strung out I don’t remember shit !  I think I remember the Jack Daniel’s and the cum dripping out of my ass. I may even remember you shoving your cock down my throat at about 2 in the morning. But how the hell or when did this get stuffed in my cunny? I think I remember you tossing beer caps at my ass and tits and telling me I was the best fucking cum slut you had ever had! But tell ,me  tell me ,how the hell did I get this shit stuffed in my cunny. I think the meth I was smoking was finally getting to me! I saw you sitting on the side of the bed lighting the cigarette to place on my tits and around my asshole and maybe I told you to do that. I think I remember telling you how much I would love to straddle and suck your fucking cock while you pushed that needle in my veins!

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    But ,I don’t remember puking on your cock sucker or you slamming  me down to the ground so, I figure we would have to do it over again for the parts that are cloudy. There is nothing like another party to start it off right is there? Hell I can’t remember shit and the trip will be worth it again! I am that filthy little dirty tramp slut that fucked you last night and each time you give me more smack I get a little higher. But do you think when you fuck me this time Daddy that you can give me a little more of what I need! I am so high I need more cock right now! Shove it down my throat Daddy I need you too! I am what you call driven to drink more and smoke more for cock. I don’t know why that is or why the hell I like bottles shoved up my ass! But your cock looks so damn good so let’s go! Maybe I can convince you to do live phone sex show and record it so I can remember the shit!

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My Cousin’s Anal Cum Dumpster

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Monday night I got so drunk, but I don’t care. It doesn’t have to be the weekend for me to party! I must not be the only one who thinks that because the house party I went to was HUGE. After I had a few shots I ended up bumping into my cousin Rob and he was looking good. Growing up I always thought he was cute, but he looked so fucking sexy Monday night. Those shots really hit me hard because I was clinging to him that night, flirting to. I was too wasted to feel embarrassed and it’s not like he was pushing me away either.

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At one point that night we ended up in the bathroom together where Rob confessed that he had always wanted me. Suddenly, I was on my knees licking my cousin’s sexy dick from it’s tip to his balls. Then, Rob forced me to my feet and bent me over the sink before he shoved every last inch of his thick prick deep into my ass.

We were both looking in the mirror, watching him pound my slutty little ass. My big, round tits were bouncing up and down before Rob reached around to grab them with his hands. They spilled out around his fingers while he fucked my ass harder and deeper until he filled it up with cum.

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Never in my life have I felt dirtier. It might sound crazy, but I loved it. My cousin just fucked my ass in the bathroom and then we both went back to partying like nothing happened. Feeling his warm cum leak out of my sore little hole was so hot because it was happening in front of everyone, but no one knew. I’ve hooked up at a lot of parties before, just never with one of my first cousins. I hope it’s not the last time.

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I had so much fun with this guy I met during a live phone sex call on a taboo phone sex line. I thought he was just going to be some sort of weenie dude but I should had known better. This cat was seriously like over six feet tall and like tattooed and muscley, someone I would go for not doin phone sex shit. We met up at a bar and he said he wanted to do all kind of dirty things to me. I was really excited because I loved to be that nasty bitch. I literally get a thrill out of it. He paid me 100 bucks if I would do whatever thing he could think of short of murder. Mother fucker should had known I would do it without pay but, whatever, his loss right. He got super fuckin shit faced. Of course that shit was on his dime too.

phone sex line We started kissen and making out. Man, that fucker’s tongue felt hot rammed down my throat. He led the way to the men’s bathroom . I was like “Fuck yea,” since I knew his as was about to plow me in the stall. Nope. Guessed wrong. He had me kneel down next to the fuckin pisser and take a mouth full of his golden shower. I swallowed that piss right down into my stomach too. It was so fucking warm I coulda took a nap right there. But, that was not the end. He stood me up, bent me over and soaked my cunt in his urine. Said he was markin his territory before he rammed his rod into me cumming. He filled me up like a water balloon and I thought my twat was gonna explode. I went home and passed out in my clothes covered in his piss, he wore me the fuck out and I loved it. Plus I had a hundred dollars. Yay me!

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Drunk sex porn with Henrietta

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Have you ever gotten so god damn drunk you just do not remember what the fuck happened?

I did not believe my bitches when they told me how drunk I got. 

I mean it was a normal night, whoring myself around town. 

I sold my dick, my ass and my mouth for money, drugs even some drinks. 

I was faded by the time I hooked up with Joel. 

Joel was a fucking freak who I had stopped fucking. 

He shoved a critter up my ass once when I was half dead. 

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Any way my girls logged onto fb and showed me some fucked up videos. 

There I was, Sucking a fat knotted cock. 

I had it all in my mouth just choking on that big fat knotted dick and then it stops as soon as it exploded in my fucking mouth. 

The next video was even weirder!! 

I was fucking a giant watermelon. 

Screaming I was going to making some some melon babies!! 

I was drunk, fucked up and now my ass is sore… 

What else am I going to find?

Drunk Sex Porn Starring Your Favorite Cum Dumpster Cindy!

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It is no secret that I am a fish when it comes to my alcohol and how I take it down. In fact if you wanted to dump me drunk girl fucking into a fish tank with a whole lotta tequila and beer I am sure my lungs would easily adapt. I got shit faced at my own house with a group of guys, nothing new there, but this new cat thought I had passed out like a little bitch and wanted to make a amateur drunk sex porn. I could hear them talking about me like I was not there. I was just resting my eyes for real though but also getting super turned on about the thought of them attempting to fill out their drunk rape fantasies on me. Hey, I was willing to take some cock in my ass while pretending to be passed out to help out a mother fucker. That is exactly what I did too.
I laid on my couch pretended like I was asleep, kinda doing that gurgly argh think like I had seen so many light weight cunts do. They filmed oncum dumpster their phones like total newbiews. It was whatever though I was not making money off of it so I was not giving the dumb asses any tips. One recorded while the others watched the one guy reached up my skirt and began to play with my pussy. It was hard not to moan, he actually had some skilled fingers. Once he was comfortable the other guys joined in and tag teamed my cunt. They fucked me in every hole that I had available. I could not hold it any more, I whimpered and moaned for more and more. They used me as their drunk fucking disposal too. Creampied my pussy and used my mouth as their cum dumpster.

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I hang out in bars, a lot, so I is no surprise that I wound up meeting a guy who wanted me to be his leading gal. Not only that but he was in a grade A official biker gang. I thought that was so hot. I loved the thought of riding a big ol bike between my legs, and being some guys fuck toy. He came by the bar a few times and then told me he was going to take me to their bar. Not a problem, all the guy and their ride or dies were cool as fuck. They said I could have a try out and that I needed to be back at the bar that Saturday. They also said not to eat anything 12 hours prior which I thought was weird at the time but whatever. I wanted the fucking thrill of steel!

drunk sex porn When I showed up there were a ton of bikes outside of the bar. I giggled knowing the bar was full, and I was about to get a bike club gangbang to tear me up. Most bitches would just walk away, but not this blonde fucking cum dumpster. When I got in there they started to force feed me shot after shot. Then they though me over the bar and rammed the bottle down my throat and I chugged it down. I was going to be doing some serious drunk fucking, and it did not take long for it to go to my head. I stumbled off of the bar and was thrown over the pool table.

white trash phone sex My clothing was torn off my body like a fuck doll and I giggled. Someone did not like that very much because I had a big cock shoved into my throat. The group of 10 guys fucked me while their sluts held me down. Idk what the need for the holding was, I guess I should had made it more clear I was a cum dumpster for their disposal needs. They all plowed me like the dirty white trash bitch I was. I had three guys in my used up asshole at one time and I loved every second of it. When they came all over me, and invited me into the gang. I walked away though, telling them organized sports were never really my thang. I loved being a cum dumpster though, so call me for any of their party needs. I blew a kiss and walked away, drunk as fuck and smelling like sweaty ass and cum.

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       Drunk phone sex made sense being as I was so fucked up to begin with.Papa was coming down for a visit as usual on Mother’s Day. Mama was being a trashy slut today and fucking another uncle in my bedroom. I was sitting on the couch tweaking as usual and drinking the rest of the Jack Daniel’s.  You had to do something in this motherfucker to keep your belly from aching. I wanted some more so bad that I thought calling my supplier would be a good idea. Shit I was ready to fuck his ass to the core if I had to. He would be willing he would understand what  I needed and maybe he would let me fuck him for a few ounces! Money was tight all over town and I had been whoring around for 50 cent trying to get fucked and get me some.

     Getting up and staggering to the door, I practically fell down the stairs and to your house. Now you wanted to always play high and mighty with me but I knew you wanted that fucking cock licked and stuffed just like the rest of them. I couldn’t quite figure out what you were into but hey I wanted some stick shoved up my ass and you were right there so what the hell!

     I tried to be civil about the whole thing when I knocked on your door. You had a water barrel sitting right outside ,I thought I would drench myself with some water to smell better for you. I mistakenly didn’t put no panties on so you knew where I was coming from. Knocking on the door I got ready and tried to give you the most innocent smile I could muster. Well it won’t quite innocent but you can understand can’t you? Smiling I saw you , and you didn’t waste no time grabbing me by my fucking hair and pulling me inside. Right on the counter I saw what I wanted and my lips watered. Unbuckling your pants you threw me to the floor pushed me down and ripped through my asshole! Now I couldn’t quite get why you kept saying amen, but I was in the mood for fucking and getting high so who the fucked care. Now that you know I am your neighborhood pig rat what’s you say you stay and party a bit? Hmm I love it when you stick a bottle in my ass that feels so good!