I got a wasted at a friend’s party last night. It takes a lot to get me drunk. I am a seasoned drunk phone sex slut. But I know when I start talking silly like which cartoon character I would fuck if I could (Scooby Doo by the way), or start sharing my secret fetishes, I am wasted. I admitted that I saw my son when he was younger fuck a pumpkin we had carved for Halloween. He had just seen the movie American Pie. He was like Jason Biggs, a horny boy looking for a warm hole to bust a nut into. We had no cherry pie in the house, so he improvised with a pumpkin. Since then, I am all about pumpkin. Used to hate the smell and taste of pumpkin. Now I love pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie and the smell of pumpkin candles. I was wasted to be babbling about my pumpkin fetish and how I got it. I am a trailer trash whore. Nothing embarrasses me, but my son is a different story. I promised him years ago I would never tell anyone he fucked a Halloween pumpkin. I had the attention of every dude at the party. No pumpkin in the house yet, or I would have suggested they fuck it for me. Instead, I challenged them to find something in the house to fuck. The most creative one got to fuck me. I knew they would all get to fuck me, but it was fun to make them work for it. They decided to work together. Six guys carved holes in this huge ass watermelon and fucked it in front of me. They did not realize that the watermelon had been doused with vodka and was fermenting. They got drunker because the vodka absorbed through their pee holes. What I discovered is fermented dicks made me drunker too. It was like someone gave me a vodka douche up my old cunt. I spent the night telling secrets and being a drunk gangbang whore. Now I have a watermelon fetish too.
Category: Druggy phone sex
Drunk Phone Sex: I Spill My Secrets
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White Trash Whore Fucks The Farm For Drugs
I’ve never denied that I am white trailer trash. I’m a druggy whore who needs to get her fix of the knot. That black tar isn’t the only thing I’m addicted to; I’m a nymphomaniac underneath all of my whorish track marks. That’s how I ended up in this barn wearing a ten inch pink strap on and staring down a squealing four legged friend. He stood there with the video cameras set up, expecting me to fuck this fatty patty like my life depended on it. It had been hours since my last dose, and I was getting shaky. He knew I would do it; he knew I would do absolutely anything to get my fix. Sliding up behind sweet suey, I did what any druggy whore would do. I slammed that schlong deep into the squealer. And squeal she did. He was stroking his long cock, and against my will, my cunt was starting to run rivers down my thighs. I felt the millions of eyes watching me on the Dark Web as he live broadcasted my humiliation. I spent the better part of an hour working that meat wad with that big black cock. I was feeling the withdraw, begging for a cigarette or a blunt to knock the edge off. He spit on me instead, and ordered me to keep fucking that fat farm friend. Finally, I was too exhausted to go on, and I collapsed. He tied the tourniquet himself, and slid that sweet needle into my veins. The last thing I remember is him laughing in my face as he snuffed me out in front of a hundred thousand viewers.
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And that is okay because I have a daddy who will pay me for each cum filled cunt session! The more cum I get the more he pays me! My son jacking off while I get those pay per cum loads is just the icing on the cake, or the bukkake if you will!
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Gangbang Whore Trashy Momma
I am what you call a gangbang whore momma. I enjoy getting filled up like a tanker and bringing it home to my little darlings. My pussy eating darlins. I starve them for affection and they get it by cleaning out my cummy holes. The most cum is always in my ass! Why, because that’s when these men who pay me think a nasty whore like me is only entitled to cum deposits in my shitter!
One such night I am turning tricks in my bedroom because I had no sitter from my son or daughter. I look up and my son is jacking off his little wiener. I was even more turned on as my ass was getting drilled deep by a massive black dick. Why black dick because he was one of my dealers and he paid me in that high quality dope. I had powder all over my nose as I had the brilliant idea to snort a line of soft pink balls. He was reluctant but I told him he would feel good and momma was only going to make it better. I slathered his little wiener and smooth testicles with as much dope as I thought he could handle. I snorted cocaine off my son’s balls and wiener. My dealer who was fucking my ass spurted so far up in this anal sex whore ass that I could feel it in my throat. He made a call to a couple perverts that would “enjoy this shit and would pay cash up front!” That is how this dirty druggy mommy keeps the lights on and food in my brats bellies! Ya know besides all the dope that goes up my nose and in my veins! I never said I was a good mom, just a trashy ass whore who loves to stay high and get all the cum I can handle!