When you are a trashy live phone sex whore, anything can happen. And that unpredictability almost always benefits my callers! This morning, my kitchen sink got so backed up, I had to call a plumber. Nothing worked to unclog the son of a bitch. I guess putting all those condoms down the garbage disposal was a bad idea in hindsight. I sucked all the cum out of them, so I figured it was harmless. Me bad. Luckily, I have a fuck buddy who is also a plumber. He checks my pipes weekly, and unclogs anything for a sloppy wet blowjob. I wasn’t sure when he was arriving, so I decided to take some calls. I was on my kitchen island talking nasty and fucking my cunt with a nice sized cucumber, when he walked in my backdoor.
Without skipping a beat, he pulled out his cock and let me slurp on it. My caller loved hearing me give a live deepthroat blowjob. I was gagging, choking and slobbering all over his dick as my hung plumber skull fucked my face. I could hear my caller slapping his meat, which made me suck harder than a vacuum cleaner. I got back up on my kitchen island so my plumber could check my pipes. He rammed his cock in my ass first, then my cunt, and went back and forth between my dirty holes as I screamed for my caller to dump his seed all over my body. Turns out my backdoor pipe was pretty clogged. The plumber’s dick emerged covered in sludge. He made me suck that dirty cock clean while I told my caller what a fucking dirty ass to mouth whore I am.
We all pretty much came together. My plumber crammed his shit stick up my cunt and dumped a huge ass creampie in my twat, which I pushed out. I love playing with my sloppy wet pussy for callers. I’m a mature whore, but I ain’t got no problems with a dry snatch, thanks in part to regular pipe cleanings. I let my plumber fist fuck my spunk soaked snatch for my caller, which made him jizz all over himself again. It was a hot unexpected threesome for us all, but that sometimes happens when you are a dirty live phone sex operator. I hope I haven’t ruined your image of some genteel lady moaning while she does her nails and talks smut? I’m far more interactive with my callers than that! Shit, we all are at this company. I’ll fuck the neighbor, my son, my garden veggies, any sex toy, hell even my 4 legged friend for our call if you want. I’ll piss in a cup and chug it; polish off a 6 pack in 6 minutes, do lines with you, hit that pipe, smoke, fuck my ass, fist my cunt, gag….whatever you want, you can have with this nasty no taboos live phone sex whore.
It’s St Patty’s Day! I am not Irish and really don’t need an excuse to go out and get trashed. But I love that tonight the guys are going to be out in full force, in the beginning of the week, drunk as fuck and looking for trouble. I am going to find me a hot Irish man, light skinned, red headed, freckled and ready to fuck a hot and trashy Latina bitch. When I say I need a little Irish in me I am not talking about a little dick, oh no. I want a big white Irish cock to fuck all my brown holes. I need to be stuffed full all night long. My tight brown ass and pussy are waiting to be filled of Irish cream tonight. I want to taste the luck of the Irish deep in my throat, I want to feel it all over my body silky and smooth. I have a nice and slutty green mini skirt picked out and a pair of thigh high boots that are fuck me fabulous. Ready or not boys, here I cum and you will be cumming to, I assure you!
