Happy Mayflower Day

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I wanted to celebrate my heritage on Mayflower Day so I asked you to take me out on the yacht. A few glasses of wine and I was naked. I tried to imagine life on the Mayflower and I got so fucking turned on. Can you imagine the horny men on there, getting no pussy for months and so few women to take care of their needs? I wish I had been one of those women, rolling around in a bunk with hot sailors lining up to get between my legs. They were so horny that they were mounting me in pairs, pushing to dip their cocks into some wet, willing cunt. Grunts and moans filled the room as they jerked off all around me. I’d be the real life Mayflower Madam, taking on every age. Old cock, young cock. Big throbbing ones and tiny peckers that barely rubbed my clitty and squirted into my belly button.
Oh yes, and then the phone sex rape fantasies. Dirty old ships hands who were ugly, rough, and scruffy, forcing me facedown on deck while they took turns raping my holes. I’d scream into the salt air but that just turned on the rest of the men. They’d all come running to see my young body spread open and soaked in cum. Soon the sperm was flying and I was covered in it. I knew I’d probably be knocked up before this ship hit land.
Now I’m so fucking horny that I have your cock out, teasing you, running my tongue around the rim. I want you to throw me down and ravage me on the deck, for all the fisherman to watch. Thinking about them jerking off makes me so fucking horny.
Mmmmm. Happy Mayflower Day, ship fucking descendants. How about a little re-enactment party?

 

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Big Dick Sucker On Route 66: Always Pick Up Hitchhikers

big dick suckerAs a big dick sucker, I often pick up hitch hikers. One time when I was just learning to drive, I picked up my first man on the side of the road; he changed my life. I knew I shouldn’t let strangers in my car, but I saw this big handsome black trucker in need of a lift to the nearest truck stop. I was a teen whore, but not the seasoned cum dumpster I am today. My black trucker told me to call him Big D. “You aren’t that tall sir,” I said, wondering why a man no taller than I was wanted to be called Big D. He unzipped his pants in the passenger seat and out popped the hugest dick my teen slut eyes had ever seen. It was the 70s. Before Internet porn, before the Internet! I had no idea cocks came that big. He saw my jaw drop. “Want a taste little girl,” he smirked. My head fell right on that big dick. I was clueless how to swallow something massive like that. I started gagging, my eyes watered, I almost wrecked my Gremlin. He suggested we pull over so I could operate his huge machine safely.

lot lizard sexThere I was on the side of the highway downing a foot long for the first time. Trucks were passing by honking. I had my hand down my little terry cloth shorts fingering my bald pussy, coating my fingers in my excitement. He shot the biggest load of cum down my throat. I thought I might drown. But, I guzzled every last drop because even then I knew cum was not to be wasted. Big D told me I was a lot lizard in training, gave me $20 which was a lot to a teen girl in 1979. I drove him to the next truck stop with his nigger seed on my breath and drenched little shorts. I thank him every day still in my prayers. Because of Big D I have a love for black cock, big cock and cum. And, I always pick up hitch hikers. I got lucky today with a hot young naked stud with a 10 inch rod. I don’t care what the fuck your parents told you. You should always pick up hitch hikers, especially hung ones.

Road trip anyone?

pissing sex storiesRoad trip anyone? No one wanted to go so I hopped into my lil car and went on the way. I was thinking maybe the beach – there seems to be an assortment of men just dying to get a piece of me out there. I should have known better to drive that far with this shitty car… I got half way there when this bitch overheated and turned off. I decided fuck it; I’ll just hitch a ride for the rest of the way. I didn’t have to walk for long, I mean… look at me! Ha, who wouldn’t stop for me? This guy stopped and asked where I was going, I let him know it didn’t really matter but the beach would be nice. He said he didn’t live far from the beach and he would take me. I hoped in the passenger seat, grateful for this guy coming to my rescue. It wasn’t long before I really had to pee. I squeezed my legs together and asked him if we could stop. He said no, we’re almost there… but I really had to pee. I insisted he stop but he snapped back that I could hold it. But I really fucking couldn’t so… I just let it go. I pissed myself right there in the seat of his truck. As he realized what I was doing he opened his mouth to yell at me but I interrupted him – “I told you I couldn’t hold it. Now do you believe me?” He was sooo pissed and we had just arrived to his home. I looked at him and told him I would make it up to him… he glared at me. “I promise toilet play is more fun than you think…” I knew I had him when I looked down and saw the bulge in his pants. “Ahh, looks like someone already has thought about this before…”

Twerk & Piss

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We had a full house that night for an executive birthday party. Lots of big money was floating in the air and I was aiming to get me some. I’d already been back to the VIP room several times and I could still taste the cum in the back of my throat. I was high and horny and hot to trot. This was so much better than the truckstop diner.
I was too far gone. On stage for the fifth time that night, I was willing to shock these men for money. I’d already been groped, grabbed, and fucked in the ass. I called several of the girls up on stage and we began to dance dirty, playing with each other’s tits and pussies. I even went down on a young one and she squealed with glee while the men got hotter and began to jerk off.

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One of the old men motioned me over. “$1000 to see you pee on stage.” “Put it on the stage.” I laughed and he fucking did. Then he pulled out his cock as I began to dance. I twerked and jiggled, and smiling, I bent over, flashing my pussy right in his face. And, I squatted right there in front of him and pissed myself, splattering all over the stage, and making piss rain down on him. There was pure joy on his face as his cum landed on the stage, mixing with my pee. The money rained down as everyone clapped.

I’m a Anal Sex Whore Trashy MILF!

anal sex whore MILF I have a confession. I am a total anal sex whore. I love it so much, I don’t care who or what is fucking my ass. I have taught my oldest daughter how to give me my medicine. When I really need an ass fix, I tell I need my medicine. She goes and gets a nice size dildo, licks mommy’s asshole and starts to fuck me. When she first would administer my medication she was so gentle and slow. I’m not a fuck her gently kind of trashy MILF. I want battle rammed in the ass I love to be fisted up the ass too. She has learned that mommy needs it rough and nasty. This morning I sat on the edge of the coffee table, spread my legs and let my daughter pound my ass with a dildo. I spread my cunt lips wide so my other brats could watch the show. I squirted all over their faces. One by one they crawled between my legs to lick me up. My youngest girl begged to get fucked in her ass too. I took charge of that one. Spread her little cheeks, lubed up a smaller dildo and worked it in her ass slowly. She squirmed and moaned and got moist between her legs. She is gonna be an ass slave like her momma before long. I’m so proud.

Sex With Strangers

Live Phone SexSex with strangers is the best sex of all!

I love going out and picking up some random guy and fucking him right there!

With a stranger you can get as wild and crazy as you want! You don’t have to worry about whether they will think you are a slut or a whore or if they will think you are trashy and not call you! Who cares!

I want to be able to fuck the way I want with out some one judging me! And I love to get nasty!

I love getting a thick fat cock stuffed in my ass and feeling it dripping with cum!

I love another fuck stick slamming my sloppy used cunt at the same time!

And if I get to lick my own cream off your meat when we are done…even better! I love the way I taste!

Does that make me a trashy whore?

Maybe, but your not my mommy so it really doesn’t matter!

What about you? Do you like it dirty?

Do you want to get nasty with me? Maybe do some things that you can’t do with anyone else?

Don’t worry. I wont judge you! Your dirty desires are safe with me!

Your Anal Sex Whore

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Look at all the blogs I am posting just for you, yes you… you know who you are. I love to write about all the fun we have together, it’s like reliving it all over again and my pussy starts to ache for you. I love being your anal sex whore and getting all those little brats to be our sluts too. I know you’re addicted to talking to me as much as I am about you. You want to know what my favorite thing about our calls babe well it’s just too hard to pick. I love babysitting for some white trash piece of shit Mom and making her daughter into our personal fuck toy. When you bend me over and I give her little mouth a nice fat kiss as you slid your cock in between my ass cheeks. That’s the shit I like. When you have me hold her head and make her take your cock in her mouth like it’s her fucking pussy. Look at what a good little slut she is! Ha. I wonder if her Mommy had any clue what a cock sucking whore her daughter was? She’s taking your full cock to the back of her throat, gagging and choking that little bitch. Mmm babe let me hold her lil ass cheeks apart so we can really make this slut lose it. Rip her fucking ass in two – just shove your cock as deep into her tiny little ass as you can. I love to help and watch as she screams and takes your whole cock. I’ll kiss you as you rip her ass up fucking this little whore nice and fucking good… and I know you’re getting close. I’ll suck your balls as you get closer and closer while you fuck this skank…soon you’ll be ready to cum in my mouth and I’ll share a nice French kiss with her and make her share all your yummy cum with me.

Let’s cut right to the chase

toilet sexLet’s cut right to the chase… we’ve got SHIT to do, now don’t we? You want to know exactly what I ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner – hmm? You want me to tell you how I saved my shit for you all day long, waiting for you to call me for our toilet sex. I know that’s exactly what you want to hear and you’re lucky to know it’s all true. As bad as I needed to shit and as much as I wanted to release my hot piss… I waited for you. I knew even if it took all day you would call me and we could enjoy this together. I’ll straddle you, squatting above your chest and ready to tell you about today’s meals as I show you all the shit I have at the same time. I know you love hearing about what I ate as you see and feel it coming out onto your chest. I know you love when I put my pussy right on your mouth and let my piss flow down your throat. I love to hear you slurping and swallowing as I piss in your mouth and moan cause it feels so fucking good. I’ve been holding it all day so there’s a lot and I would love to piss all over your fucking cock. Go ahead and put it in my pussy, it’s wet with cum and piss already… ready for you to fill me up with your cock. And once you’re in nice and deep I want you to feel my hot piss around your cock, my pussy tight and holding onto your throbbing boner. Once that’s done I want to taste my juices all over! Let me suck you cock dry from my piss and shit, and after that I’ve got a surprise for you…but you’ll have to call to see what that is.

Big Dick Sucker Gives Live Adult Phone Chat: Size Matters

big dick suckerI’m a big dick sucker and damn proud of it. I have trained my daughter to be one too. I love cum. The bigger the cock, the more the cum. Sadly, my husband has a small pecker. I never see him anyway. He is a trucker on the road more than not. I sure as fuck have no plans on being faithful. Monogamy not my thing. He is hubby #5 . I was clear that I was marrying him for his wallet not his dick. I wouldn’t be faithful to a 16 inch cock. Variety is the spice of life right?

The latest hubby is living in denial. He texted me today some nonsense about saving my mouth for his dick. He needed a wakeup call. Some live adult phone chat about me being a gangbang whore who needs big cock. So I sent him a picture of the huge ass dick I was blowing while he was driving down Route 66. My daughter was watching me suck on that big cock and decided to help her momma out, so I snapped a picture of the two of us bonding over a huge dick. I texted, “A real cock is more than a mouthful,” with the pic.

live adult phone chatI mean I can fit his dick and balls and a hoagie sandwich in my mouth and still talk normally. Clearly he needs to face reality. I sent him texts all day long of me sucking dicks, fucking , getting covered in cum and playing with my daughter. Saving my mouth for his cock! You want me to save my mouth for your dick well you better have a dick worthy of my mouth and it better fucking stay hard 24/7 because this trashy MILF needs cum all day long.

Bathroom Banging

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