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Drunk phone sex   Are you in for some drunk phone sex? I’m just careless my friends ,and I all got smashed and played with my Ouija board. If you are scared then you are just pussy. Nothing can stop me when I’m drunk and I have a little blow. Living for a thrill, so we were all drunk right? And decide to take the board out to my cemetery we can be extremely morbid but who cares? It was Kyle, me, Tyler, Alissa and David nothing was happening but everyone started to joke around and play. I was getting horny maybe the horny dead was trying to tell me to get it in because I could feel my body tingle and something was telling my crazy ass that I wanted a gang bang. So I told everyone that we should just go back home and have a fucking orgy. Drunk crazed sex. We called upon some spirts because my town is pretty ghostly. Lit some candles and had a pretty freaky fuck fest. Give me a call and Ill hook you up with some great ass stories and get you to cum for me.

I had special cream filled doughnuts

creampie phone sexIt is National Cream Filled Doughnut Day and we were so excited for it that we started our celebration last night! You know a whore like me loves any kind of cream filled delicacy whether it is pie or doughnuts or even pussy so I was right there just begging for some yummy treats. My friends did not disappoint me either,they made something extra special just for me! They got a dozen yummy doughnuts and filled them all with their own “man cream” and presented them to me in a big box with a pretty bow on it. I took one look at what was inside there and busted out laughing! I couldn’t believe that they would be so creative as to cum in a bunch of doughnuts for me! I grabbed one up and started eating it right away… and asked them if they could make my ass and pussy into creampies too while they were at it. Obviously they had no problems with that at all!

A Fucking Fortune Cookie. Who Knew?!

Baby girl and I went to the Asian buffet again last night. I enjoyed the buffet, but I enjoyed the fuckfest that took place even more! Baby girl and I were each taken at random by random customers and staff, male and female. We’d be grabbing food, and find ourselves bent over being fucked from behind in either hole. We’d grab a drink and find ourselves being pushed to the ground and having our faces fucked. Mid-way through the meal, we even had o2 eager little ladies crawl under our table and bury their faces in our pussies. BUT, when we got our fortune cookie, the real fun began in earnest. No sooner had I cracked my cookie open than I began to notice that the restaurant had cleared out. The tables were pushed to the outer edges of the room, and baby girl and I were left to ourselves to read our cookies. “Don’t Turn Around” is what both of them said. At precisely the moment I started to look up, I felt arms close around me. Then, I was dragged from my seat, stripped, and wrapped in this dough-colored fabric. It hugged my arms to my sides.. I noticed a similar snuggie being forced around baby girl. “Now, we shall open our fortune cookies, and see if they love us,” I heard from behind me. The owners of the shop were there, and they had their way with us until closing time.Hardcore orgy porn

Nothing Like a Little Cream-Filled Donut

Anal sex whoreOh, baby…Let me tell you what happened to ME today! I went to the local donut shop at 4 this morning, since I pulled a late night and wound up with a hankering for a cream-filled donut. I got that cream-filled donut and so much more!! The guy cooking the donuts happened to glance up as I was finishing up my transaction, and I noticed him. He noticed me, too; those pristine blue eyes glazing over with immediate lust. He wound up “accidentally” dropping the cream filling and donut batter bowls simultaneously, then asked his associate to go grab more of the ingredients he needed for another batch. It would take her a while, and it was still too early for too much business. He invited me back, and I entered that restricted area. He bent me over in that cream on the floor and he fucked me senseless. He licked the cream off of me, too. It was an AMAZING time!! I left with a LOT more than I paid for, including 4 extra donuts, 2 of which I gave to a couple of friends later today.

Anal Cum Dumpster

anal cum dumpsterOnce you get me going I drip. Let me get started on your cum, my favorite. Please don’t just cum in one place all the time. I want you to cum in my mouth so I can taste your delicious cum, and swallow every last yummy drop. Cum all over my pretty little face, now THAT IS HOT!!! It makes me feel so slutty in which in return makes me horny and super wet! Now don’t be shy to cum in my wet, pink pussy. I know you want to cum deep into me, I’m so tight and sexy you just want to squirt your load into me and look into my eyes are I moan loudly and climax with you!! I’m horny! We can’t forget about you cumming on my perfect titties, make sure to get it on my hard nipples too!!! You want to call me? I know you want to hear me say: “Fucking cum, please cum, yesss. Mmm” “I love your cum! I’m your little cum slut!”

Anal cum dumpster

anal cum dumpster

My holes are sloppy wet! I have been getting them pumped and full of cum non stop. I have been wearing underwear in hope that it will saturate the cum dripping out of me. It is still flowing down my thighs and making me sticky wet. Every time my legs shuffle more and more comes out of me.

I have a guy over right now that wants to make me his anal cum dumpster, I may have some help in that case that will squeeze the cum out of my ass the more and more he thrust in and out. He is the plumber that I have over all the time. He isn’t doing the normal plumbing job of sinks and toilets and pipes.

Instead he is flushing my holes that are stopped up with his cock and cum. He is very good at what he does. He shoves his bare dick in me and all of the other men’s cum in me squeezes right out of my fuck holes. I am bent over my living room ataman.

His cock is getting soaked full of cum. He finally pulls out and goes over to my face. He bust right in my face and assures me that the job is done and that my leaky holes are fixed. Thank you mr. handy man.

I love being a slut!

live phone sexI love being a slut! I want to fuck every man on the planet and I am not exaggerating, not one little bit! Old men, young men, fat men, skinny men, I don’t care at all. If you have a cock I want it bad! I love having all of my fuck holes filled up  and stretched out like that, shit I will fuck a dozen men at once just to get that well fucked feeling. I want cum in my belly and dripping down my thighs because nothing makes you feel like more of a whore than cum all over your body! I will be the nastiest, dirtiest, most unrepentant slut you have ever seen baby, all you have to do is call me!

BBC Fuck

BBC phone sex I haven’t had some big black cock in a while. I invited my friend over to my house after I got off work and when she got there she had this big built guy. He was very sexy and my friend should have known my cunt wasn’t going to be able to control herself. We all sat on the couch and I rolled up a blunt and we started to smoke. I put one leg on my friend and one on the guy so my bare pussy was just out. My girlfriend started feeling on my pussy making me moan with excitement. The weed just made me more horny. The guy got between my legs and stuck his tounge in my ass and my fucking cunt and spitting on it! Making it sloppy and wet. My girlfriend had to leave but the guy stayed and whipped out that thick fucking black for me to suck. He started to throat fuck me till my face was all red. Then I pushed him down and hopped right on top of that fucking big dick. I sat my little dripping pussy right down on it. I could feel it just stretching me open. It felts so good and I was so high. Feeling his big black balls slap my asshole just made me cream all over that dick. His hot cum load filled my cunt.

White Trash Phone Sex

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex is my specialty, but that includes a lot of shit. Essentially men come to me for the nasty things their wives won’t do. I am the kind of woman who enjoys the shit nice respectable woman find vulgar. I like vulgar. I think I was born vulgar. I was at the mall this morning. I had on a short skirt and a tight half top with stripper heels. The Prada shoes and purse, not to mention the huge ass rock on my hand should have told the young bitches I giving me the stinky eye that I had more money than they could hope for. They started slut shaming me; they even went as far as to suggest I shop at the ghetto mall. I laid into them. Pretty much tore them a new asshole. They were out of their fucking minds not to mention league trying to make me feel bad or out of place. I don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks. That is the beauty of being a white trash whore. A few men gathered around to watch me check the teen bitches. It was quite a spectacle, but I love bringing attention to myself. I had the mall turned into a Jerry Springer episode. The men gathered around us must have liked a trailer park whore, because they were rooting for me. As a reward for being on team trashy whore, I blew them in the mall food court; in front of the bitches who watched mortified over me exercising my personal freedom to chug cock. I saved the cum in my mouth, then blew it all over their stuck up faces. “Put that on your Instagram, bitches,” I quipped at them as I walked my skanky ass away. Don’t fuck with a trashy whore.

Water Sports

phone sex line He thinks that he shocks me with his nasty and taboo fetishes. I know it is a turn on for him to believe I am shocked so I play his game. The reality of it is when he sends me to the bathroom and I know we are getting ready to play my cunt gets so fucking wet. I strip and sit on the toilet spreading my legs wide so that he can put his hand between my legs and feel the warmth of my piss as I stop and start it for him making sure to keep enough in my bladder for the rest of the game. I watch him prepare the enema that he will insert in my ass filling it up with warm water. I know to get in the tub and spread my legs wide for him to fuck me. I have to hold the water in my ass while he pounds my cunt waiting for him to give me the word. Just as he cums inside me I release the water on to his balls and let the rest of my piss flow out and around his cock all while I am cumming all over him. It’s such a hot and nasty game.