Have you ever seen a drink girl fucking? What about two? My daughter and I got shit faced drunk this weekend on some fine cans of Natural Ice beer. It is the premier beer choice for trailer park whores. We are proud beer guzzlers too. We don’t need a paper bag to hide our drink of choice and we can out drink any man. We held a beer party at our trailer on Friday night that lasted until yesterday morning. All the guys from the trailer park came by thinking they could drink two little white chicks under the table, but we were the last ones standing. We were also burping fiends. I can chug beer and not puke, but I will out burp any man afterwards. A few men at the party managed to keep up with us whores. We showed them how we multi task. I poke a hole in a beer can, chug the beer while deep throating a hard cock. My daughter puked while attempting this maneuver, but she didn’t pass out. Like the nasty freak she is, she kept blowing the dude’s dick even though she blew junks on his cock. We clean up our messes in this family. I was seeing double, barely standing come Monday morning, but I was still guzzling beer and cum. All the original men who started partying with us had passed the fuck out or gone home, so we had to hustle in some new meat off the street. A couple young guys thought they could take a couple drunk girls. They manhandled my daughter, so I manhandled them. Fucked their asses with a beer bottle. I think they liked it. My memory is a bit patchy from a three day drunk fest, but the shit and blood on the bottles tells me someone’s ass had a good time. Maybe it was mine. All I know is that if you like white trash phone sex, I can out party any man.
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This Trashy MILF Loves Summer Time
This trashy MILF is so excited for summer time. Why? Because of all the boys with mommies at work or too high to think about where they are at will be hanging out at the pool with me. All the boys in the trailer park know I am the dirty old whore who loves young dick too. Yesterday I put on my pink bikini so I could attract all those boy cocks. I laid down on a lawn chair, spread my legs, and pulled my bikini to the side exposing my freshly shaved pussy. I also pushed my bikini top to the middle so my big tits were showing too. Didn’t take long for the young boys to flock around me like hungry vultures. I knew what they needed. Boys that age need fucked and sucked around the clock. If they were at the pool hanging out with me, then that meant no one at home was taking care of them. I raised my son and my daughter better. I guess you could call me a trailer trash whore. Another moniker I embrace. I blew about 20 boy dicks pool side. It was a lot of boy batter, but that shit is the bomb. Something about boy cum keeps a woman looking younger than she is and keeps her fucking in her fifties and beyond. I made sure they all knew that I needed more than one deposit each in my pretty mouth. I spread my legs wider revealing a pink puckered ass and swollen cunt in need of some boy action too. Funny. They were happy to oblige my other fuck holes. I was a boy gangbang whore poolside. Boy dicks were going in my ass and pussy a few at a time. They were little alpha dogs vying for my fuck holes. I didn’t care who got there first, I just wanted all that boy cum. And, I got it. I so love summer.
Text me to be your Hooker for the night
I am grown now, barely 18 and wanting nothing but weed, pills and a big fat cock to fuck. Do you know how many dicks I have had inside of me today? Do you know how many cocks I have had inside of me that blew their loads inside of me? That’r right baby, I never fucking wear condoms. I love having my pussy and asshole filled with cum. Let me pull down these panties and send you a pic of my cum filled panties. Oh daddy you can’t talk right now but the picture of my panties full of cum made your cock hard didn’t it? Well shit text me! Duh, Its still the $2.00 per minute at a 10 minute minimum. You could be sitting there in the bathroom stall on this Sunday morning in church reading my nasty blog about these cum filled panties.. It’s not just one cum load either.
I have been fucking all night. I get my text and I show up with my pussy still dripping cum from the last cock I fucked with out a condom. My sticky pussy filled with different cum loads makes your hungry doesn’t it. You want to eat this dirty hooker’s pussy and clean my asshole out of cum. I know you love seeing these cum filled panties on your phone. Don’t you want to add your cum load to them? Don’t you want to rub your cock in my dirty crusty cum filled panties as we fuck over text? I know you are sitting there sweating your ass off in that hot church bathroom. But I am just like the dirty neighbor hood slut you grew up with and you can just tell I can fuck like her! But you can’t call me a dirty whore and rub your cock in church! Everyone could hear you calling me a dirty fucking cum dumpster as you cum deep inside of me… So Rub your cock and text it to me!!
This Trashy MILF Loves Sexy Wet Camel Toe
Do you love a trashy MILF? I’m trailer trash without the trailer. I was raised in a rural trailer park, but a wealthy much older man rescued me. Married me and moved me to California where we started having brats. He played with me when I was just a little squirt, but I never aged out for him luckily. He gives me the freedom to be as dirty as I want to be. In fact he loves that I am training our little slutkins for a whore’s life. It really is important to have a skill. Education is important, but only to snag a good man or get yourself out of trouble. I can talk all educated and shit, but I am a trailer trash whore at my core. So when my husband tossed this fancy pool party for his clients and their families, I couldn’t contain my inner whore. I saw all these cute little girls in swimming suits and my pussy got wet. I love the taste of little girl slits. Do you? I found this one little cutie who got lost looking for our bathroom. I knew it was risky, but I am weak for the young ones. I went into charming mommy mode. I assisted her with finding the bathroom then assisted her in removing that wet swimsuit. It was sticking to her tiny body giving her a sexy camel toe. I could see those puffy outer pussy lips so well defined. I was pretty confident she was not missed. Her parents are big booze hounds at our house. As I pulled down her wet suit, I spread her legs. She didn’t stop me. I explained to her we needed to dry off her little honey pot extra good. She didn’t question me or stop me when my tongue lapped up and down her wet little slit. My nose pressed hard on her little clitty making her giggle and squirm. I played with my pussy making myself cum as I molested the youngest house guest. I told it was our little secret. She tasted so yummy. We went back to the pool party. No one had missed us. I then looked for the next little one to molest.
Sharing our P Fantasies
I know you have those same naughty fantasies that I do. You dream of fucking those hot young bodies, don’t you? Those little ones are so sweet and innocent and their skin is so smooth and supple. Young pussies and cocks are gorgeous. I love teaching them all the nasty things this p mommy can do to make their little bodies feel so good. Bringing them to their first orgasm is exciting for me. I love watching their faces squish up from the intense feelings they are experiencing between their legs and all thanks to little old me. I get soaked just thinking about it. Can’t you imagine how good that young twat would feel around your hard cock? So tight and wet, just squeezing you, trying to milk that cum from your balls. I’d love to lick her really good to get her wet and ready for you. There is nothing like the taste of young pussy. So fresh and sweet and innocent. And boy cum? Well, it is the best cum of all, yummy.
If you share this lust for young ones, call me and lets discuss our nasty fantasies. I need some new masturbation material, don’t you? You can even try a text session if you are shy or would just rather type than talk. Come on P Daddy. P Mommy wants to get dirty.
Cheap Phone Sex Whore Loves Anal
Looking for some cheap phone sex I opted to go out to my favorite biker bar and see what trouble I can get into. I never have to wait long to get myself caught up in something nasty and hardcore. This occasion was of no different, and boy did I get a good fucking anal reaming!
There happened to be a biker bachelor party going on and the guys had planned on heading out to the strip club when I showed up. They pretty much had the bar to themselves until my fine piece of ass walked in. I had their attention instantly as they hollard and cat called at me pulling me in their little group and practically pouring shots of booze down my throat. They where snorting powder and made me some fat lines to do and catch up.
Fucked up, I was being passed around as they all fingered my slit and ass, grabbed and sucked at my breasts before they had their cocks out and me tossed on the pool table. I was being treated like the anal cum dumpster that I so love to be. I drank those guys under the table and they thought they would break this cunt, and they were wonderfully taken by surprise as I got raunchier and forceful in how I wanted them to treat me. After all I am a trailer trash whore that loves to fuck.