I’m a dirty anal sex whore. How dirty you ask? Well, today while I was taking phone calls, I got super horny. I just could not play with my fuck holes enough. I was masturbating with all sorts of things. I used the porn star of cucumbers in my ass. An 11-inch, beer can thick garden veggie made me squirt all over my couch. It was in my ass, but I drenched the couch in cunt juice. I think the cucumber found my G-spot in my ass lol. That was just the beginning for this dirty whore. I had baseball on my brain because of the World Series. Even though my last call had ended, I was still horny. I got out my son’s old baseball bat; cleaned it up a bit and fucked my ass with it. Long hard wood was just what this trashy MILF needed up her ass after that cucumber. The cucumber was on the couch next to me. My legs were spread wide, with a baseball bat up my ass, so I took the cucumber and rammed it up my cunt. It took me a few minutes to realize I was in front of the window. A small group of boys had gathered outside my trailer window and were watching me get home run with a baseball bat. Being watched, just made me fuck myself harder. I’m not a modest woman. I’m an exhibitionist. I love an audience. I invited them inside for a bird’s eye view of what I was doing. Because they were stroking their cocks, I decided to up my game. I took that baseball bat and rammed it up my ass all the way. I moaned so loudly, I thought I scared the boys. My fan club was just watching in awe and stroking faster. I came so hard. So did the boys. I love being watched when I am in full dirty whore mode.
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Dirty Anal Sex Whore
My Phone Sex Line is for Dirty Fun
My phone sex line is for dirty men. I don’t do too many vanilla GFE type calls. I don’t have a vanilla life. Guys always want to know about me, so here it is. I am in my late 30s, almost 40! I have 6 offspring and 3 adopted girls. We have a big family. I married a former john from my trailer park jailbait hooking days. I came from nothing and married well. My husband liked young girls and when he first fucked me, I was a young schoolgirl living in the backwoods of West Virginia. I never went to school. I was not born in a hospital either. In fact, there was no record I was even born. I lived my early years in a dingy trailer taking care of men my parents brought home for me to fuck for money. My husband bought me from my parents, moved me to California and polished me up. I birthed him baby girls when I aged out at 18 for him to fuck. We still fuck, but he likes them young. So, do you, I bet. I loved birthing little fuck toys for my husband. My big brood of sexy prostitutes have a way better life than I did. But I am scrappy. I over came my trailer park roots and now I am the madam of a home brothel. I may have left the trailer park, but the trailer park didn’t leave me. I am still a dirty whore who will gladly share her little sluts with you for a price, of course.
Big Dick Sucker Mommy At Trunk Or Treat
Your big dick sucker whore had an all-out fireman gangbang at my daughters trunk or treat last night. We were all dressed up as little slutty fire girls. In skintight outfits with our camel toes showing. Now I had a little too much coke before we left, and I was so horny that my leotard was wet in the crotch. I felt like I had pissed myself. My nipples were on display and her cunny and nubbie tits were very visible. It didn’t help that the local fire department was there handing out candy and letting the brats play on the fire truck. Those hunks took one look at me and her and all five of those firemen disappeared inside the church with me and my brat. I was on my knees sucking a round of big cocks while my daughter played with her pussy for us. I was covered in cum and had to go buy my brat candy and a happy meal on the way home. Momma Hadley had her happy meal of big cock already!
Toilet Sex For me and My Brat
My brat witnesses her coked out mommy getting her face full of piss last night. She was so confused that I was enjoying myself. My John turned his sights on her. She was peeking out around the corner and was just in her white panties with the day of week printed on the ass. Her mosquito bites were on full display. Mr. Piss grabbed her by the hair and told her to lick her mommies face clean. He threw a 100 dollar bill at me and told me to make her lick my ass hole. I put her face between my ass cheeks and told her to pretend it was a pudding cup. Mommy gave her a chocolate drop out of my ass and she squealed and cried. I then stood up and let loose a hot steamy stream of piss on her face and then licked it off. I love being a nasty young trashy milf with my offspring enjoying no taboo paid sex with me!
Fabulous Firsts
I have been so horny lately. All I have been able to think about lately is my first time with a woman. She was so delicious, I cum every time I touch myself to the thoughts.
Her body quivered as I brushed my hand along her curves. Her bare skin had goosebumps all over it. I gently kissed each of her breasts then sucked hard on her nipples to get them nice and hard.
Her breath was shaky and laced with ecstasy as I stuck my tongue into her warm, wet pussy. She tasted sweet, like she was literally dipped in sugar. I couldn’t get enough.
I shoved my tongue in further, flicking his g spot. She moaned in pleasure and gripped the sheets tightly. Her toes curled as I ate her out.
Her cum was so delicious, it tasted like pure honey. I brought my face back up then wiped my mouth, I was still hungry. So, I decided to bring out my double-sided strap-on.
I inserted my side into me, the thrust it into her pussy hard. I didn’t want to be gentle. I wanted her to scream my name.
I could tell she was about to burst, so was I. The 11 inches felt so good. I took it all like a champ, and so did she. Our pussies drooled in pleasure as our bodies meshed into each other.
I thrusted hard on last time then both of us screamed in bliss. Cum leaked down my side of the strap=on and into her pussy. She was filled with my cum. I felt so powerful and accomplished. I couldn’t wait to fuck her again.
Ladyboy Hookers for Hire
I am not your average hooker for hire. I have a nice panty surprise duck tapped between my legs for you. Sometimes I can try to hide my cock when all I need is a good anal fuck. It depends on how much dope we share throughout the night. But I am always caught even if my reputation doesn’t proceed me. My cock gets so hard I bust right out if that tape and I have to jack my ladyboy clit as I get fucked. Most often when we snort lines or roll a bowl I end up fucking your ass hard and deep. You know I love to lick and slurping my own cum right out of your ass hole. I am a fucking paid whore and I will let you do just about anything to me. I mean you smoke my tight ass hole out and I just might give it to you and your friends for free. don’t worry my shemale lover. I’ll make it up giving $20 blow jobs later.
Dirty Phone Sex: I Love Taboo Fucking
I love incest. Taboo fucking is hotter, don’t you think? I am an incest slut in my family. It began with my cousin. He is just two years older than me. One time when my family visited his family, I saw him peeing. It was the first dick I ever saw. I just stared at it. My cousin liked me watching him. I don’t think I was watching him because I was horny. I was super young. It was just more like astonishment because I had never seen one before. My mom was a single mom, so daddy was never around much. He asked me if I wanted to touch it. I was a bit timid, but he pulled me closer to him and made me touch it. It was hot to the touch and it jumped. He proceeded to push my head down on his dick. It tasted like pee. Even though he forced me to suck his cock, I got the hang of it quickly. I liked it sucking his dick. I liked the taste of his cum. Flash forward a few years and I am the family fuck slut. I fuck daddy. I fuck my brothers. I fuck grandpa and of course I still fuck my cousin.
Drunk trailer trash slut stumbles naked into your bed
Drunk trailer trash slut here, wanting to come see you again. We met last Saturday morning. But, I don’t think you could really call that a meeting. The first thing I said to you was “Why the f*ck are you in my apartment?” Which was a very funny thing to say seeing as how I’d been the the the one drunk and slutty enough to stumble into your unlocked apartment the night before and pass out naked onto your bed.
I was still hungover when I walked into your living room in nothing but a bed sheet yelling at you in your own home. You were a perfect gentleman. You’d slept on the couch the whole night and that’s where I’d found you that morning sitting there with throbbing morning wood. You could see my hard pink nipples through the sheer thin bed sheet.
You laughed at me. I’m not shocked you found it amusing. In hindsight I do too, and it didn’t take long for me to realize my mistake. I ran out embarrassed as hell and am still remorseful.
I touched myself last night thinking about you and your bulbous mushroom tip on that couch. I’d like to return your sheets! And maybe see it again?