So the other day I was on the phone with one of my more regular callers and I was doing what he loves best – taking a fat shit with him on the phone. Well I was holding my phone real close to the toilet of course so he could hear it pushing out and plopping into the toilet…well I guess I was clumsy or something and it dropped right into the toilet! I stared in the toilet for only a moment, I’m no prude so I grabbed it right out. It of course was covered in the hot shit I had just pushed out but surprisingly seemed to still be working. My caller was even still on the phone! I knew he would love to know what I was doing so I let him know I had dropped my phone in my shit but I was going to lick it clean so not to worry. I knew this would drive him crazy! I began to slowly lick it up tasting it and making sure he heard me doing so. This was definitely not my first time tasting my shit, and it wouldn’t be my last either. I moaned and told him how it tasted, how it was still warm too. He told me to take some and rub it on my chest and my nipples so I did what he asked then put the phone back up to my ear – with shit still on it nonetheless. This was probably the best toilet play experience my caller had ever had, and I was having fun too hearing him rub his hard cock and taking his orders through each moan. I knew it wouldn’t be long for him to explode! So I hurried up and peed in a cup holding the phone so he could still hear but of course not dropping it this time…and I took a couple sips and poured it all over my already filthy body. At the same time he came hard and I smiled, I did tell you after all that I’m known as the nasty girl.
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I am one nasty chick!
Time to Pay Mama’s Rent
My mama said that she owes you the rent for this month and if it doesn’t get paid today that you’re going to boot her old ass out. She offered you her old snatch but you said no. I am here to show you a pussy you won;t be able to refuse, Mister. My dirty old mama ain’t got no money for you, she is just a used up old whore. But the one good thing that came out of that was me… and I am going to pay her rent with my tight little pussy and my sweet mouth.

Let me get down between your legs and grab that cock right through your jeans. Oh yeah, you like me, I can feel it. You like the thought of ramming that hard dick up inside my tiny little slutty body and taking every dime that she owes you out of my hide. Watch as your dick slides all the way into my little mouth, and forget all about that money. I am going to make you wish she is broke every month, so that I come by with this payment
Your grab me rough and spread my legs right there on your dirty floor. I don’t give a fuck what you do to me, just do it like you mean it. You jam your cock so hard and fast into my tight cunt that you make me scream. You know your neighbors can hear, and my mama can probably hear it too, right down the road. She knows her little girl came down here to pay her bill, and she can hear that I am paying it well. She raised a naughty little bitch like me to handle dirty old men like you, and thats exactly what I am going to do…
Wet Cunt for a Cold Beer
Me and bestie decided to hang at the community pool today. I am loving this new warm weather. We took a cooler of beer, and had drank ourselves silly within a couple hours. There were families and shit at the pool, but we were just too fucked up to care and needed some action. The only guys there alone were quite a bit older than us, but again, the beer made everything seem alright. Thats the usual when I am with her.
We kept parading by the men, shaking our asses in our little bikinis as we did, and she even tripped a few times she was so fucking wasted. I laughed my ass off, but we finally had their attention. We had run out of beer, and so I asked one of the guys if I could get a beer off him. He asked what we would do for them for a couple cold beers and I gave my favorite answer: ANYTHING! He motioned towards the shed where the bathrooms were and told us to meet him and his buddies behind there.

We went back there and they followed. Once out of sight of the pool, they reached up and untied our bikini tops and then spun us around to face the wall. They told us to shake our tight asses like we’d been doing all day. I had no problem with that, and neither did she, so we gave them a slutty show of some drunk hot ass. They couldn’t keep their hands off of us at that point and got their cocks out and up between our ass cheeks in no time. They fucked us both right there behind the shed, and I was so happy to get those cold beers afterwards!
Happy St. Patty’s Day with Irish Whores
When you are an Irish trashy MILF, you have a lot of nasty fun on St. Patrick’s Day. I kept my youngest daughter home from school today so we could celebrate like drunken whores. It’s a family Irish tradition. Each year one of my brats gets to stay home and celebrate with me. Perhaps it makes me a bad mommy, but I let her have some green beer. I drank at her age, smoked weed and a lot of other shit, and turned out fine! I have 3 young daughters, but the one who stayed home with me is still a virgin, but not for long. I got her drunk on green beer, then fucked her with the bottle. I even had her sliding her little slit up and down it. So hot to watch that little cunnie fuck that green bottle. She was so proud too. “I can take something bigger mommy, I know I can,” she said with a smile. I wanted to give her something bigger!
It was a nice day so we had a little picnic on our land. I called my favorite drug dealer, a sexy Irish boy, to see if he wanted to do a little trade as I wanted some party supplies. I knew he would be wasted from drinking first thing in the morning, a St Patrick’s Day tradition for many of us. I set us up under our cherry tree since I was getting my baby girl’s cherry popped. When he arrived, I had her ass decorated with “Kiss Me I’m Irish.” I suggested we trade her Irish virgin pussy for my coke. He didn’t hesitate at all! He wanted to pop that young pussy, give her pot of liquid gold. I sat on the hood of my car like I was in a Whitesnake video and masturbated while my baby girl became a woman. Happy St. Patrick’s Day to me.
He didn’t go easy on her pussy either. Drunk Irish drug dealer three times her age with a massive cock, was not gonna fuck her gently! He pushed it right in until I heard her scream and could see the cherry juice on his dick. Didn’t take him long to bust a nut in her, out in the open too, under a big cherry tree! Tightest snatch he will ever have too. I told her now she was a naughty Irish girl. I got down on the blanket with her, licked her puffy little pussy, sucking out that gold he deposited in her sweet pussy. I guess watching me lick the jizz cherry juice combo from her cunnie, made him hard again, so he started fucking my ass. She guzzled his cum out of my ass. I was so proud of my nasty little Irish girl.
When you are a trashy MILF, you get lucky all the time. Guys love nasty Irish whores. Hell, guys just love whores. Let me and my baby whore say Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you . We may be Irish, but can always use more Irish in us!
Fuck Me Already
I’ve been sitting out on the lawn all day, in my chair soaking up some rays. I am so sick of all the guy going by just hooting and hollering but never having the balls to come over and take a piece of my hot ass. Apparently my barley-there bikini is not enough – I am gonna have to bump it up for these fuckers so that they take a chance trying to fuck me – a chance I will easily give them. I don’t care how old or disgusting they are, as long as they have a cock and a tongue to satisfy this slutty little clit of mine.
I take off my bikini top and stick my tits out. It wasn’t long before one of the cars going by slowed down for a better peek. And what a lucky girl I am – it wasn’t just one guy, it was two… I pulled my bikini bottom to the side and spread my legs to make sure they got the message. They pulled right into the yard, bouncing up over the curb. I knew their cocks would be hard before they could get their doors open. I also knew my daddy was watching from inside the house, and thats always an extra turn on.

The two guys got out of the car and walked over, cocks raging in their jeans. They were dirty and sweaty, just the way I like my men. Before I could get up out of my chair, one grabbed me by the hair and shoved his cock right in my mouth. I sucked away like a good little tramp, and the other guy took his place behind me and grabbed my bare ass with his grimy hands. He yanked my ass up as I choked on the cock in my mouth, and plunged his cock deep inside. I couldn’t help but wish I had removed my top earlier in the day – I mean what does it really take for men to get the message that this pussy is here for them to take?
Training Day
There is no better way to spend a Sunday then training new sluts to do my bidding. Spending the entire day with sweet pink cunts all over me. I teach them to please me in every way, their pleasure is irrelevant for what they will do for me and that is make me lots of money with those hot bodies of theirs. Training and molding them is a process that begins with the art of seduction, their seduction. An art I have perfected over the years. Molding them into my personal fuck toys so that they do anything and everything that I say is the best part of my well laid plans. I have two new blonde beauties that I am training today and they have no clue that they are now mine. The hidden camera is rolling, like it always is and I am getting every bit of the action on film. So far their eagerness to please this dripping wet cunt is beyond what I had expected. Little do they know that tomorrow night I am sending them to the lodge to bring back an older man that is loaded and has a taste for sweet young pussy. Soon he will be mine to blackmail and manipulate as well and they will be earning their keep for time with me.
Selfie For You
Is she gone yet? God damn that frigid bitch wife of yours sure does get in the way. I think I just saw her car head out – hopefully long enough for you to cum and pay me a visit. I need that big cock of yours. If that isnt enough, here’s a picture of me to get your dick hard and your ass over here to fuck my tight horny pussy. I know you want to shove your fuckstick in my tight young cunt, and not that dried up old bitch who spends all your money.

I am naked and waiting, rubbing one out on my bed. The front door is open, and daddy is gone, so just let yourself in. I don;t even want you to say my name, just take off your clothes and grab me like the cum whore I am. Fuck my mouth and I will suck your balls and lick your ass – everything you think about all day long and you know you can’t get anywhere else. Look at my pink nipples – just waiting for you to pinch them and abuse them.
My pussy is so wet and I want to feel your hot cum squirt deep inside of me. I know it makes you nervous – fucking a neighborhood tramp like me – but I also know you can’t get enough of the dirty kinky things I do for you. I know how to please a man and am always as horny as fuck. I know you keep my pictures in your phone and hide them from her. It turns me on knowing your stroke your cock while you look at them. I love taking naked pics for you, baby, the only thing thats more fun is getting your cock buried deep inside me.


















