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Drunk Girl Fucking Cock

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          Drunk girl fucking cock should have been my new slogan because I had no idea how the fuck I got I was shaking like a fucking leaf! I was tweaking and my head hurt for days! I don’t know how I got to this fucking hotel room! I was following the high of a lifetime after a fight that was all a haze! I was trying to pay attention to the asshole who was fucking me in the ass and mouths but I was high so who cares what the fuck he was talking about!  My stomach was empty and I had to puke in the worse way !  The only thing I could remember last night was the liquor and meth I don’t know what the hell else happened or why I woke up this morning with two fucking bitches in my asshole! I was still feeling the pressure of cock in me and I wasn’t strong enough to move these motherfuckers either!

          I tried  to tilt them to the side but these assholes were deeply stuffed and there was no way I was going to be able to get up! Like I said I was high I could care less and as my head hit the pillow I think I do remember something from last night! My step dad or uncle whatever the hell you want to call this asshole was one of the bitches stuck in my ass right now! I am sure he would wake up to tell me whats going on! No matter what happened I was fucked for days and that hazy feeling I wanted to last so I thought I had better get cracking again on scrounging up some money . Come on I am hurting real bad give me something!

Anal Sex Whore Cindy’s White Trash Twerk Team

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Hey there all my freaky guys, it is Cindy here to make a pervy announcement! We are bout to start a WHITE TRASH TWERK TEAM! That is right all my fans of this nasty cum dumpster.It is not going to be one of them busted one neither i am talkin about some straight MTV or BET shit. I am now going to twerk these beautiful ass cheeks whenever, wherever I want. I can twerk on a wall; I can twerk down the hall. I can twerk on cars and totally on top of bars. I can twerk on your cock and twerk down the block. Speaking of a big fat throbbing cock, One of Eddies friends got out of the joint and he thought he was going to do him real good. He hired white girl twerk team to cater to all of his needs for the night. Eddie made sure to have a big group of their friends set and ready to come over for his release party.

white trash phone sex When Eddie and the boys got over to my house me and the other bitcches were already there and waiting. It did not take too long before Marcus arrived brought to my doorstep by his sister. All his boys clapped and patted him on the back. We all stood in a line bent over giving his a standing ass clap ovation. He came over to us and I could feel his hard as cock push against my ass. I turned around and pulled myself close to him. I lifted one of my legs putting it in his arm and twerked my ass while standing on one foot. He sat down and I started to give him a lap dance. I moved my booty in circles over his throbbing present in his pants. I bent over and twerked for him. He shoved his face into the crack of my clapping ass as I continued you pop it over him. I led him to my room in the back and shut the door.

drunk phone sex I removed his pants in one swift rip to the floor. He grunted as I turned upside down and began twerking my ass while I braced against the wall. His cock stood straight ready to fuck me any way he could. He put it between my ass cheeks and I jacked it as I continued to gyrate. He grunted like something wild and that was all I needed. I hoped down and threw him onto my bed and straddled him, reversed cow girl. I leaned forward and twerk my wet bald pussy up and down his shaft. He felt so big inside my pussy. My legs shook as I came down hard on top of him. He came in no time and I told him not to worry, I was his cum dumpster for the night, well we all were

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      I am a crack whore anal, slut bitch,  that loves getting high and fucked in the ass.  I said, it we can get it off the table and get on to something else.The strangest thing happened I woke up today with a cock in my mouth and one stuck in my ass. The weirdest thing of them all was that I had a fucking migraine from hell. I don’t know what happened but I do know that there was some meth on the table and you were standing over me pissing on me. I couldn’t say in the least if that was supposed to be good or not but I do know that I was fucking high as hell and I couldn’t wait for the party to continue! I looked at all the empty liquor bottles on the night stand and scattered all over the room it was just so littered in there. I didn’t care though because the last thing I could remember from the night before was that you were fucking the shit out of my ass , calling me a low down white trailer trash whore and you were trying to do your best to not stomp all over me. I thought that us getting high together was the best thing because I didn’t want  to start feeling bad alone but maybe Momma was right maybe it was about time for me to go to rehab and get right!

Just at that moment I began to shake and I was shaking so god damn bad I knew I had better get right pretty quick. Looking at you stroking your cock, I knew you  were going to take my asshole with a bad addictive sort of need and I knew there was nothing I could do to stop you. I needed to get right and that fucking you and sucking you would give me that party edge again. I needed that to be happy that instant drive of being fucked in the ass! Taking out your cock and coming toward me I knew I was in for it and as my body began to shake  I knew the high after this shit was going to be the best ever!

Roaming Charges

Drunk phone sexThere I was, minding my own business, just having a few too many at the park when this happened.  I was dressed up for spring and what better way to show off my thrift store find but to go to the park and take in the beauty all around me.  Actually our park is just a few square feet up next to some trees that are on the edge of a parking lot, but whatever.  A park is a park.  I was sitting on the bench, knocking a few back when Junior drove by, he beeped his horn and shouted, “Show’em those tits of yours Ella!”  Since I had about six beers in me, I did just that…right when the sheriff was rounding the corner.  Junior laughed, the sheriff however did not.

Now I am in the back of the sheriff’s car, along with another guy.  I have seen him around town, but not that often.  He told the sheriff that he didn’t want to share a car with me, the sheriff replied, “Tough shit.”  On the way to the station a cell phone started to ring.  It wasn’t mine because mine was in my purse on the front seat with the Sheriff.  I looked at the guy next to me and he was sweating like crazy.  The sheriff pulled over, got out and opened up my door.  He looked down at me and told me that he wanted the phone.  I told him that it wasn’t me and then it rang again, we both looked at Charles. 

Charles stared straight ahead.  The sheriff closed my door then went to the side Charles was seated on.  The sheriff asked Charles were the phone was.  Charles didn’t say a word, the phone just kept on ringing and we realized that Charles was sitting on it.  The sheriff pulled him out of the car but there was no cell phone on the seat, but it kept ringing…or Charles’ ass kept ringing I should say.  Charles apparently stuck his wife’s cell phone up his ass so later he could shit it out because she was texting some guy on it and he caught her.

Instead of going to the jailhouse, we all made a stop at the local hospital where Charles had to have the cell phone removed from his ass.  I thought this is was about the funniest thing I had ever experienced.  The sheriff and I just chatted while we were waiting.  I’ll tell you something.  I have never put something like a cell phone up my ass, I don’t need to, because if I want something bulky then I know a few guys whose cocks would do the trick.

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Drunk phone sex with Jamie

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Is it bad that I’m almost always drunk? Maybe it’s even worse that I don’t care. Being sober is boring and I can’t live like that. All I want to do is get really fucked up and make a total whore of myself, I don’t care about the consequences. Boys want a dirty girl which is exactly what I am, that’s why that flock to me. Other girls can be can jealous if they want and talk trash all they want. No matter what nothing is going to stop me because I’m having too much fun.

Nothing scares me, it just adds to the fun. This morning I woke up in an alley and my panties were missing. At some point during the night I blacked out, but when that happens it just means I had a really good time. My pussy was beat up, I could tell because it was throbbing. Then, when I stood up cum started leaking out.

The last thing I remember was teasing some guys at the beach. I was wearing a white shirt with nothing underneath when I was swimming in the ocean with them.  By the way they were looking at my big sexy tits told me they all had boners, I didn’t have to check.

Sure, part of me wishes I could remember things when I black out. It would be great if I knew whether all four of them gang banged me or not. Then again sometimes it’s better not knowing because my imagination runs wild. Eventually sometimes I will hear about what happened and a lot of the time it does come close to what I fantasized, but a few times it doesn’t. Either way just hearing about what a filthy whore I was gets my cunt soaking wet. I guess I just have no shame or morals, but is that really a bad thing? Who wants to be with a girl who has all sorts of limits and rules? It’s good that some girls do because that means more boys that want to party with me!!!

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Back Ally Fucking

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The best part of going to the bar is having all of my friends here. All of the regulars know me by name and I like to fuck around with just about every one of them. This new chick came into the bar, nothing new about that, she was a pretty bitch too. Came up to the bar looking all flashy with her pretty clothes and red hair. She made me laugh the was that she carried herself she was horny but thought see was too good for the joint lol. I was there along with a couple of other broads that we knew and Kevin, the guy I fucked that had just got out of the pin, and some of hisdrunk phone sex jailbird friends. When she walking in Kev started joking that he was going to have her. So he ordered a drink to go to her and then a couple more and soon she came to join us. She said that she was not from here just visiting some relatives which made since because she was not familiar and in the wrong place. Kev was hand feeding her drinks all night, and she was eating him up. The two of them cut out about thirty minutes before last call and everyone else stayed. I was so trashed. When last call came I paid my tab and left through the front. I did not live too far so I was just going to walk home when I heard a weird noise coming from the ally. Normally I would stay away from the creepy sounds coming from the under lit ally, but drunk me did not give a fuck. As I got closer I could see two figures so I crept quietly in case I was witnessing some sort of crime or something. I crouched down behind s dumpster and tried my hardest to be quiet as I peaked around it. To my surprise it was not a crime, but little Miss Prissy Pants getting down and dirty on Kev’s rod. I was too thrashed to tell if she was leaning back on that crate getting the shit fuck out of her willingly or if Kev was makin the white trash phone sexbitch pay for turning him down or something. He was plowing into that hairy ass pussy so hard that bitch wasn’t going to be able to sit down for a week. He through her over a trash can slamming into her ass hole and gaping it wide. I leaned back against the brick wall and watched. Dropping my skirts, and playing with my moist slit. The raw roughness of him fucking her in the ass while she screamed made me so wet. My pussy felt so good under my fingers, I bit my lip to contain my own moans as I watched him slam her little naked body to the ground. He shoved his throbbing dick into her mouth fucking her face without caring if she could breath or not. He grabbed her ears and thrust into her face hole as she gagged and puked all over his dick. He continued to fuck her face, vomit draining from her mouth over his balls. My legs began to shake as I got ready to cum, I could see his balls shrivel as he removed his vomit soaked dick from he throat and stroked himself till he came all over her face and hair. She laid back a second and he walked away grabbing his clothes. She sobbed and he told her she was a whore just like the rest and keep her fucking mouth to herself next time. I held my giggle getting up and walking to him. He smiled at me embracing me in a drunk sloppy kiss. We walked away leaving her crying behind us. Dumb ass rich bitch tried to talk shit and my Kevey stood up for me.

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I bet your getting fucking wasted right now, and if you are’nt you are a total loser. My favorite thing to do is smoke a glass dick and suck a black cock. You’re going to be fucking wanting some of my trashy MILF druggy phone sex tonight. You just worry about keeping your buzz on and listen to me play with my whore cunt.

This evening I had to get my oil changed but my fucking bank account was all tapped out after buying some party shit. I was sitting out on my stoop smoking a blunt with some of the hood guys and they came up with a solution. It was the perfect slution since a couple of them worked at a garage.

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So, in turn of fulfilling my end of the bargain I had four black guys up at my place. Some magnums in the fridge and they even brought some more crack up for us. Smoking on that crack pipe I was getting my sleaze hole pumped by big black dick. Once the hit was taken I was being taken from all directions by black cock BBC baby in every fucking hole.

Hard and rough was the fucking and huge thick cocks creaming in my whore holes had me feeling really good. My night is only starting and my cunt is already throbbing for more. I bet you wanna feel how stretched my cunt and anal holes are. Care to feel your pathetic cock in my sloppy messy cunt as we puff on some rock?

Wild Weekend

drunk phone sex cleoLast night was no different then any other Friday night. Lots of fucking and lots of drinking. This morning my eyes were red, my pussy was sore, my clothes all wrinkled and I am missing my panties. Kudos to the lucky bastard that has them. I am sure he is somewhere sniffing them and jerking his cock. Driving home I catch a glance at a sign on the side of the road and I think I must still be very fucked up. That couldn’t possibly have said what I thought it did. I had to turn the car around and look again. sure enough it said exactly what I thought it did. Really? We had just been talking about what the hell we would do tomorrow for Easter. It is really such a lame ass holiday. Now I knew what we were going to do. I took a picture of the sign on my phone and went home to call every trashy whore I knew. Male and female.We were going to crash this party and do it literally. We were going to make this fucking Easter Egg hunt one that these church going fuckers would never forget. It was an open invitation and they extended it….drunk phone sex easter

Good Friday, Coke and BBC Sex Stories

BBC Sex Stories great blowjobMy daughter was home from school today, so we started partying at like 8 AM. We were drinking, snorting and sharing BBC sex  stories. We both love those dark dicks. Amber was getting so wet telling me about the first time she had a black cock. She was a school girl and she snuck into the boys locker room like a horny girl. She saw the gym teacher in the shower. “I was so speechless mommy. It was huge,” she told me. But he heard her gasp. She tried to act like she just went into wrong locker room, but he knew better. “You think you can handle this anaconda Amber,” he asked? Apple doesn’t fall from the tree. She was up for the challenge. She sat on a locker room bench, tilted her head backwards to deep throat it in an upside down position. She had seen this MILF porn star, whom she said looked like me, take a hammer of a cock that way once.

Trashy milf phone sexShe was trying to go slow, but her teacher just rammed it down her throat. Skull fucked her with his monster cock. She said she could feel it throbbing in her throat. She swore if I had been there, I would have thought she swallowed a python the way that cock moved in her throat. Damn my baby tells a hot story. My pussy was dripping wet. She said when he shot his load down her throat, cum was oozing down her cheeks. Big globs of thick white jizz, as she described it. She was wet too. By this time we both had a serious buzz going on. I went to her bedroom and retrieved this little mechanical stuffed bunny I bought her years ago for Easter. I turned it on and joked that it was the rabbit vibrator.

cheap phone sex whoresI moved that little stuffed toy up and down her wet puss until she creamed all over the place. I love the smell of her wet cunt. She used it on me too. We were squirting on each other. Pretty much coated the trailer walls with pussy juice. She decided we needed to share a big black cock, so she called up Earl, who was more than happy to tag team a slutty mother and daughter. In my fucked up state, I turned her little boobies into rabbits. I wanted to see that huge dark piece of meat slide between her little white bunny ears. Earl’s big black dick slid through a lot. My mouth, my ass, my cunt, her ass, her cunt, our hands…My daughter and I are going to have a great Easter weekend. Instead of feasting on a bird, we gonna feast on BBC. Oh and pussy.

Glory Hole Games

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Every once in a while my friends and I will all hop in my car and just take a random road trip or whatever. My favorite part is going to the different back road truck stop dinners and getting a burger. Those places are always crawling with lot lizards running everywhere. My friends and I had gotten a bottle of vodka at the last stop, and because of that I was shit face by the time we got to the next one 2 hours later. I know it is nothing new for me to be shit faced, but what is new is needing to piss so bad and i was despite. I hopped out of the car before the breaks squealed to a haut and ran in to the bathroom. I started unzipping my pants and pulled them down as I hit the stall, I only pissed a little bit in my panties. I took those off and through them in the trash while I sat on the toilet.  I giggled to myself as I began to lean a little to the left trying to get the room to stop spinning.

That is when I noticed it, a random hole in the wall next to my corner stall. I looked into it and giggled, there was nothing in there. I was such an idiot for even looking. That was when I saw, or at least thought I saw a big ass cock pop through the hole into my face. I giggled as I extended my index finger towards it, poking it to see if it was real or I was imagining it.

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It felt real, I think, so I poked it and began to stoke it in a circular motion. I moaned as I got turned on and reached my hand up my skirt and began to touch myself. When the glory hole rod began to dribble precum from its helmet I sucked my mouth onto it. I continued to suck onto it moving my tight mouth up and down it. I also played with my twat through my panties. I moaned at the thought that the mystery wall go-er was getting the suck of a lifetime.

 The cock stiffened and began to throw up into my mouth a rather large heavy load. I tried to take a moment to compose myself and when I turned back to the cock it was gone, replaced by the empty hole again. My friend knocked on the stall door to ask if I was okay. I stumbled to catch my balance as I reached for the stall door. As I climbed back into the car I started to think that I had really day dreamed the entire even. Then I saw him, standing there looking cocky. When I reached up my skirt I could feel my wetness. I should have made that pussy eat my cunt till I came all over his face. Oh well, there is the drive back still.

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