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The best part of going to the bar is having all of my friends here. All of the regulars know me by name and I like to fuck around with just about every one of them. This new chick came into the bar, nothing new about that, she was a pretty bitch too. Came up to the bar looking all flashy with her pretty clothes and red hair. She made me laugh the was that she carried herself she was horny but thought see was too good for the joint lol. I was there along with a couple of other broads that we knew and Kevin, the guy I fucked that had just got out of the pin, and some of hisdrunk phone sex jailbird friends. When she walking in Kev started joking that he was going to have her. So he ordered a drink to go to her and then a couple more and soon she came to join us. She said that she was not from here just visiting some relatives which made since because she was not familiar and in the wrong place. Kev was hand feeding her drinks all night, and she was eating him up. The two of them cut out about thirty minutes before last call and everyone else stayed. I was so trashed. When last call came I paid my tab and left through the front. I did not live too far so I was just going to walk home when I heard a weird noise coming from the ally. Normally I would stay away from the creepy sounds coming from the under lit ally, but drunk me did not give a fuck. As I got closer I could see two figures so I crept quietly in case I was witnessing some sort of crime or something. I crouched down behind s dumpster and tried my hardest to be quiet as I peaked around it. To my surprise it was not a crime, but little Miss Prissy Pants getting down and dirty on Kev’s rod. I was too thrashed to tell if she was leaning back on that crate getting the shit fuck out of her willingly or if Kev was makin the white trash phone sexbitch pay for turning him down or something. He was plowing into that hairy ass pussy so hard that bitch wasn’t going to be able to sit down for a week. He through her over a trash can slamming into her ass hole and gaping it wide. I leaned back against the brick wall and watched. Dropping my skirts, and playing with my moist slit. The raw roughness of him fucking her in the ass while she screamed made me so wet. My pussy felt so good under my fingers, I bit my lip to contain my own moans as I watched him slam her little naked body to the ground. He shoved his throbbing dick into her mouth fucking her face without caring if she could breath or not. He grabbed her ears and thrust into her face hole as she gagged and puked all over his dick. He continued to fuck her face, vomit draining from her mouth over his balls. My legs began to shake as I got ready to cum, I could see his balls shrivel as he removed his vomit soaked dick from he throat and stroked himself till he came all over her face and hair. She laid back a second and he walked away grabbing his clothes. She sobbed and he told her she was a whore just like the rest and keep her fucking mouth to herself next time. I held my giggle getting up and walking to him. He smiled at me embracing me in a drunk sloppy kiss. We walked away leaving her crying behind us. Dumb ass rich bitch tried to talk shit and my Kevey stood up for me.

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I bet your getting fucking wasted right now, and if you are’nt you are a total loser. My favorite thing to do is smoke a glass dick and suck a black cock. You’re going to be fucking wanting some of my trashy MILF druggy phone sex tonight. You just worry about keeping your buzz on and listen to me play with my whore cunt.

This evening I had to get my oil changed but my fucking bank account was all tapped out after buying some party shit. I was sitting out on my stoop smoking a blunt with some of the hood guys and they came up with a solution. It was the perfect slution since a couple of them worked at a garage.

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So, in turn of fulfilling my end of the bargain I had four black guys up at my place. Some magnums in the fridge and they even brought some more crack up for us. Smoking on that crack pipe I was getting my sleaze hole pumped by big black dick. Once the hit was taken I was being taken from all directions by black cock BBC baby in every fucking hole.

Hard and rough was the fucking and huge thick cocks creaming in my whore holes had me feeling really good. My night is only starting and my cunt is already throbbing for more. I bet you wanna feel how stretched my cunt and anal holes are. Care to feel your pathetic cock in my sloppy messy cunt as we puff on some rock?

Wild Weekend

drunk phone sex cleoLast night was no different then any other Friday night. Lots of fucking and lots of drinking. This morning my eyes were red, my pussy was sore, my clothes all wrinkled and I am missing my panties. Kudos to the lucky bastard that has them. I am sure he is somewhere sniffing them and jerking his cock. Driving home I catch a glance at a sign on the side of the road and I think I must still be very fucked up. That couldn’t possibly have said what I thought it did. I had to turn the car around and look again. sure enough it said exactly what I thought it did. Really? We had just been talking about what the hell we would do tomorrow for Easter. It is really such a lame ass holiday. Now I knew what we were going to do. I took a picture of the sign on my phone and went home to call every trashy whore I knew. Male and female.We were going to crash this party and do it literally. We were going to make this fucking Easter Egg hunt one that these church going fuckers would never forget. It was an open invitation and they extended it….drunk phone sex easter

Good Friday, Coke and BBC Sex Stories

BBC Sex Stories great blowjobMy daughter was home from school today, so we started partying at like 8 AM. We were drinking, snorting and sharing BBC sex  stories. We both love those dark dicks. Amber was getting so wet telling me about the first time she had a black cock. She was a school girl and she snuck into the boys locker room like a horny girl. She saw the gym teacher in the shower. “I was so speechless mommy. It was huge,” she told me. But he heard her gasp. She tried to act like she just went into wrong locker room, but he knew better. “You think you can handle this anaconda Amber,” he asked? Apple doesn’t fall from the tree. She was up for the challenge. She sat on a locker room bench, tilted her head backwards to deep throat it in an upside down position. She had seen this MILF porn star, whom she said looked like me, take a hammer of a cock that way once.

Trashy milf phone sexShe was trying to go slow, but her teacher just rammed it down her throat. Skull fucked her with his monster cock. She said she could feel it throbbing in her throat. She swore if I had been there, I would have thought she swallowed a python the way that cock moved in her throat. Damn my baby tells a hot story. My pussy was dripping wet. She said when he shot his load down her throat, cum was oozing down her cheeks. Big globs of thick white jizz, as she described it. She was wet too. By this time we both had a serious buzz going on. I went to her bedroom and retrieved this little mechanical stuffed bunny I bought her years ago for Easter. I turned it on and joked that it was the rabbit vibrator.

cheap phone sex whoresI moved that little stuffed toy up and down her wet puss until she creamed all over the place. I love the smell of her wet cunt. She used it on me too. We were squirting on each other. Pretty much coated the trailer walls with pussy juice. She decided we needed to share a big black cock, so she called up Earl, who was more than happy to tag team a slutty mother and daughter. In my fucked up state, I turned her little boobies into rabbits. I wanted to see that huge dark piece of meat slide between her little white bunny ears. Earl’s big black dick slid through a lot. My mouth, my ass, my cunt, her ass, her cunt, our hands…My daughter and I are going to have a great Easter weekend. Instead of feasting on a bird, we gonna feast on BBC. Oh and pussy.

Glory Hole Games

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Every once in a while my friends and I will all hop in my car and just take a random road trip or whatever. My favorite part is going to the different back road truck stop dinners and getting a burger. Those places are always crawling with lot lizards running everywhere. My friends and I had gotten a bottle of vodka at the last stop, and because of that I was shit face by the time we got to the next one 2 hours later. I know it is nothing new for me to be shit faced, but what is new is needing to piss so bad and i was despite. I hopped out of the car before the breaks squealed to a haut and ran in to the bathroom. I started unzipping my pants and pulled them down as I hit the stall, I only pissed a little bit in my panties. I took those off and through them in the trash while I sat on the toilet.  I giggled to myself as I began to lean a little to the left trying to get the room to stop spinning.

That is when I noticed it, a random hole in the wall next to my corner stall. I looked into it and giggled, there was nothing in there. I was such an idiot for even looking. That was when I saw, or at least thought I saw a big ass cock pop through the hole into my face. I giggled as I extended my index finger towards it, poking it to see if it was real or I was imagining it.

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It felt real, I think, so I poked it and began to stoke it in a circular motion. I moaned as I got turned on and reached my hand up my skirt and began to touch myself. When the glory hole rod began to dribble precum from its helmet I sucked my mouth onto it. I continued to suck onto it moving my tight mouth up and down it. I also played with my twat through my panties. I moaned at the thought that the mystery wall go-er was getting the suck of a lifetime.

 The cock stiffened and began to throw up into my mouth a rather large heavy load. I tried to take a moment to compose myself and when I turned back to the cock it was gone, replaced by the empty hole again. My friend knocked on the stall door to ask if I was okay. I stumbled to catch my balance as I reached for the stall door. As I climbed back into the car I started to think that I had really day dreamed the entire even. Then I saw him, standing there looking cocky. When I reached up my skirt I could feel my wetness. I should have made that pussy eat my cunt till I came all over his face. Oh well, there is the drive back still.

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Dirty Phone Sex with Slutty Stripper Petal

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No matter what time it is, if I’m at work I’m probably drunk. I start taking shots and drinking before I walk through the door. My usual routine is two shots of whiskey or vodka before I call a cab, but lately I’ve drinking two huge drinks instead. It always hits me during the ride so I’m always stumbling into work late, no one cares though. The first thing I do after I walk through the door is go to the bar and get a drink to sip on while I finish getting ready.

For the last two weeks or so I’ve been nearly black out drunk before I even start to work the floor. That doesn’t stop me from drinking more with the other girls and doing shots with customers. I’m sure I piss a lot of the other girls off because I get the most attention, but I can’t help it. It’s not my fault that the customers love seeing me this way. They all know how slutty it makes me.dirty phone sex

Last Thursday I was giving some random guy head in the back of his shitty car after my shift was over. I don’t even remember how I got there or if I was even getting paid, but I guess it didn’t bother me because I did the same thing Friday. I was barely in the club for three hours Friday and I was already black out drunk grinding on costumers. I don’t remember anything, but the bartender Kitty and the door men both told me I went to VIP room eight times that night.I couldn’t even pretend I was shocked or upset by that. Honestly, I was proud of it. I set a record that I doubt any girl will ever beat. Neither of them seemed as excited as me. They should have been thrilled because they got a cut of all that money too!

Kitty understands that I’m just having fun and making money, but the door man said he was worried about me. That’s funny! Every time I get black out dunk at the club he always finds a way to molest me. He’ll slip his hand under my top and squeeze my titties or slip a finger into my thong to rub my clit. I guess he thinks I don’t notice, but I do. Secretly, I love it so that’s why I never try to stop him.

Is it weird that it turns me on knowing that he see’s me acting slutty? When he told me everything I did in the VIP room Friday my pussy got so wet that it nearly soaked through my panties. Maybe it is a little sick, but I just can’t help it. I love hearing what a nasty little whore I’ve been and I love it even more when other people see it.

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Table Games Trash

Drunk Phone Sex HadleyI was so relieved when he finally passed out. I thought he was never gonna stop torturing my cunt with his medical kit. Don’t get me wrong, I love sick sex, but I just was not high enough for his shit tonight. He hid my stash again and promised to cut me a line after he came in my mouth and cunt, but he fucking passed out before he could. Sometimes I wonder how anyone besides a whore could be so useless. Luckily I had plans to head over to the card room and score some dope and poker chips. Honestly the only reason I stay with this loser is because he is sterile as a bottle of bleach. Which means I can fuck bareback all I want. There will come a time when I want my own little whore to fuck with, but as for now I only wanted cock, blow, and the card room.

When I got there I saw three of my guys just waiting for some trashy cunt. I had been up two days already and I was not wasting time. I had a plan. Get lit, get fucked, and get gambling! I nodded my head at the taller one and licked my lips. He followed me out to the parking garage, and under the stairwell where there is no cameras yet. This is where I will hang for about two hours getting high, and getting fucked by a few high rollers. They loved my mouth and my pussy. And they sure did love the weekend where I could hang out for a day or two. Win win don’t you say?Sloppy Wet Pussy Hadley