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Have you ever gotten so god damn drunk you just do not remember what the fuck happened?

I did not believe my bitches when they told me how drunk I got. 

I mean it was a normal night, whoring myself around town. 

I sold my dick, my ass and my mouth for money, drugs even some drinks. 

I was faded by the time I hooked up with Joel. 

Joel was a fucking freak who I had stopped fucking. 

He shoved a critter up my ass once when I was half dead. 

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Any way my girls logged onto fb and showed me some fucked up videos. 

There I was, Sucking a fat knotted cock. 

I had it all in my mouth just choking on that big fat knotted dick and then it stops as soon as it exploded in my fucking mouth. 

The next video was even weirder!! 

I was fucking a giant watermelon. 

Screaming I was going to making some some melon babies!! 

I was drunk, fucked up and now my ass is sore… 

What else am I going to find?

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       Drunk phone sex made sense being as I was so fucked up to begin with.Papa was coming down for a visit as usual on Mother’s Day. Mama was being a trashy slut today and fucking another uncle in my bedroom. I was sitting on the couch tweaking as usual and drinking the rest of the Jack Daniel’s.  You had to do something in this motherfucker to keep your belly from aching. I wanted some more so bad that I thought calling my supplier would be a good idea. Shit I was ready to fuck his ass to the core if I had to. He would be willing he would understand what  I needed and maybe he would let me fuck him for a few ounces! Money was tight all over town and I had been whoring around for 50 cent trying to get fucked and get me some.

     Getting up and staggering to the door, I practically fell down the stairs and to your house. Now you wanted to always play high and mighty with me but I knew you wanted that fucking cock licked and stuffed just like the rest of them. I couldn’t quite figure out what you were into but hey I wanted some stick shoved up my ass and you were right there so what the hell!

     I tried to be civil about the whole thing when I knocked on your door. You had a water barrel sitting right outside ,I thought I would drench myself with some water to smell better for you. I mistakenly didn’t put no panties on so you knew where I was coming from. Knocking on the door I got ready and tried to give you the most innocent smile I could muster. Well it won’t quite innocent but you can understand can’t you? Smiling I saw you , and you didn’t waste no time grabbing me by my fucking hair and pulling me inside. Right on the counter I saw what I wanted and my lips watered. Unbuckling your pants you threw me to the floor pushed me down and ripped through my asshole! Now I couldn’t quite get why you kept saying amen, but I was in the mood for fucking and getting high so who the fucked care. Now that you know I am your neighborhood pig rat what’s you say you stay and party a bit? Hmm I love it when you stick a bottle in my ass that feels so good!

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Maybe other girls find it annoying when guys ask them if their tits are fake, but I don’t. Whenever guys ask me a question like that it gives me a chance to prove just how real they are. I don’t mind pulling my big titties out and letting guys touch and squeeze all over them. What kind of stupid bitch would complain about that? There are guys that can’t resist the urge to stick their cock between my juicy jugs, I love it! Seeing a hot, sexy dick moving in an out between them is literally one of my favorite things.

So what if I embarrassed my BFF at a few parties by flashing everyone? Life is about fun! Nothing else matters. What did she expect at a party anyway? Especially if she was partying with me? This guy Sam was spreading rumors that my boobs were nasty and full of silicone, I had to prove him wrong! All I did was take my top off, is it my fault that Sam pushed me onto my back? Sure. I could have stopped him, but I didn’t want to. Where’s the fun in that?

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You should have seen the look on everyone’s stupid faces when Sam pulled his hard prick out! Some of them were even cheering him on when he stuck his fat rod between my tits. I wish my BFF stuck around because I really wanted her to hear all of the clapping. Even after Sam blew his load all over my titties that prude wouldn’t come back to the party. We’re still friends and everything, but she always talks about disappointed she is in me. I just laugh and tell her to shut her mouth. Does she know how many free drinks I got that night? While she was sitting alone in her room upset I was having the time of my life. Who knows maybe one day she’ll come around, but I don’t need her to. I’m gonna keep living my life, my way YOLO hahaha.

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          Drunk girl fucking cock should have been my new slogan because I had no idea how the fuck I got I was shaking like a fucking leaf! I was tweaking and my head hurt for days! I don’t know how I got to this fucking hotel room! I was following the high of a lifetime after a fight that was all a haze! I was trying to pay attention to the asshole who was fucking me in the ass and mouths but I was high so who cares what the fuck he was talking about!  My stomach was empty and I had to puke in the worse way !  The only thing I could remember last night was the liquor and meth I don’t know what the hell else happened or why I woke up this morning with two fucking bitches in my asshole! I was still feeling the pressure of cock in me and I wasn’t strong enough to move these motherfuckers either!

          I tried  to tilt them to the side but these assholes were deeply stuffed and there was no way I was going to be able to get up! Like I said I was high I could care less and as my head hit the pillow I think I do remember something from last night! My step dad or uncle whatever the hell you want to call this asshole was one of the bitches stuck in my ass right now! I am sure he would wake up to tell me whats going on! No matter what happened I was fucked for days and that hazy feeling I wanted to last so I thought I had better get cracking again on scrounging up some money . Come on I am hurting real bad give me something!

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Hey there all my freaky guys, it is Cindy here to make a pervy announcement! We are bout to start a WHITE TRASH TWERK TEAM! That is right all my fans of this nasty cum dumpster.It is not going to be one of them busted one neither i am talkin about some straight MTV or BET shit. I am now going to twerk these beautiful ass cheeks whenever, wherever I want. I can twerk on a wall; I can twerk down the hall. I can twerk on cars and totally on top of bars. I can twerk on your cock and twerk down the block. Speaking of a big fat throbbing cock, One of Eddies friends got out of the joint and he thought he was going to do him real good. He hired white girl twerk team to cater to all of his needs for the night. Eddie made sure to have a big group of their friends set and ready to come over for his release party.

white trash phone sex When Eddie and the boys got over to my house me and the other bitcches were already there and waiting. It did not take too long before Marcus arrived brought to my doorstep by his sister. All his boys clapped and patted him on the back. We all stood in a line bent over giving his a standing ass clap ovation. He came over to us and I could feel his hard as cock push against my ass. I turned around and pulled myself close to him. I lifted one of my legs putting it in his arm and twerked my ass while standing on one foot. He sat down and I started to give him a lap dance. I moved my booty in circles over his throbbing present in his pants. I bent over and twerked for him. He shoved his face into the crack of my clapping ass as I continued you pop it over him. I led him to my room in the back and shut the door.

drunk phone sex I removed his pants in one swift rip to the floor. He grunted as I turned upside down and began twerking my ass while I braced against the wall. His cock stood straight ready to fuck me any way he could. He put it between my ass cheeks and I jacked it as I continued to gyrate. He grunted like something wild and that was all I needed. I hoped down and threw him onto my bed and straddled him, reversed cow girl. I leaned forward and twerk my wet bald pussy up and down his shaft. He felt so big inside my pussy. My legs shook as I came down hard on top of him. He came in no time and I told him not to worry, I was his cum dumpster for the night, well we all were

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      I am a crack whore anal, slut bitch,  that loves getting high and fucked in the ass.  I said, it we can get it off the table and get on to something else.The strangest thing happened I woke up today with a cock in my mouth and one stuck in my ass. The weirdest thing of them all was that I had a fucking migraine from hell. I don’t know what happened but I do know that there was some meth on the table and you were standing over me pissing on me. I couldn’t say in the least if that was supposed to be good or not but I do know that I was fucking high as hell and I couldn’t wait for the party to continue! I looked at all the empty liquor bottles on the night stand and scattered all over the room it was just so littered in there. I didn’t care though because the last thing I could remember from the night before was that you were fucking the shit out of my ass , calling me a low down white trailer trash whore and you were trying to do your best to not stomp all over me. I thought that us getting high together was the best thing because I didn’t want  to start feeling bad alone but maybe Momma was right maybe it was about time for me to go to rehab and get right!

Just at that moment I began to shake and I was shaking so god damn bad I knew I had better get right pretty quick. Looking at you stroking your cock, I knew you  were going to take my asshole with a bad addictive sort of need and I knew there was nothing I could do to stop you. I needed to get right and that fucking you and sucking you would give me that party edge again. I needed that to be happy that instant drive of being fucked in the ass! Taking out your cock and coming toward me I knew I was in for it and as my body began to shake  I knew the high after this shit was going to be the best ever!

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Drunk phone sexThere I was, minding my own business, just having a few too many at the park when this happened.  I was dressed up for spring and what better way to show off my thrift store find but to go to the park and take in the beauty all around me.  Actually our park is just a few square feet up next to some trees that are on the edge of a parking lot, but whatever.  A park is a park.  I was sitting on the bench, knocking a few back when Junior drove by, he beeped his horn and shouted, “Show’em those tits of yours Ella!”  Since I had about six beers in me, I did just that…right when the sheriff was rounding the corner.  Junior laughed, the sheriff however did not.

Now I am in the back of the sheriff’s car, along with another guy.  I have seen him around town, but not that often.  He told the sheriff that he didn’t want to share a car with me, the sheriff replied, “Tough shit.”  On the way to the station a cell phone started to ring.  It wasn’t mine because mine was in my purse on the front seat with the Sheriff.  I looked at the guy next to me and he was sweating like crazy.  The sheriff pulled over, got out and opened up my door.  He looked down at me and told me that he wanted the phone.  I told him that it wasn’t me and then it rang again, we both looked at Charles. 

Charles stared straight ahead.  The sheriff closed my door then went to the side Charles was seated on.  The sheriff asked Charles were the phone was.  Charles didn’t say a word, the phone just kept on ringing and we realized that Charles was sitting on it.  The sheriff pulled him out of the car but there was no cell phone on the seat, but it kept ringing…or Charles’ ass kept ringing I should say.  Charles apparently stuck his wife’s cell phone up his ass so later he could shit it out because she was texting some guy on it and he caught her.

Instead of going to the jailhouse, we all made a stop at the local hospital where Charles had to have the cell phone removed from his ass.  I thought this is was about the funniest thing I had ever experienced.  The sheriff and I just chatted while we were waiting.  I’ll tell you something.  I have never put something like a cell phone up my ass, I don’t need to, because if I want something bulky then I know a few guys whose cocks would do the trick.

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Is it bad that I’m almost always drunk? Maybe it’s even worse that I don’t care. Being sober is boring and I can’t live like that. All I want to do is get really fucked up and make a total whore of myself, I don’t care about the consequences. Boys want a dirty girl which is exactly what I am, that’s why that flock to me. Other girls can be can jealous if they want and talk trash all they want. No matter what nothing is going to stop me because I’m having too much fun.

Nothing scares me, it just adds to the fun. This morning I woke up in an alley and my panties were missing. At some point during the night I blacked out, but when that happens it just means I had a really good time. My pussy was beat up, I could tell because it was throbbing. Then, when I stood up cum started leaking out.

The last thing I remember was teasing some guys at the beach. I was wearing a white shirt with nothing underneath when I was swimming in the ocean with them.  By the way they were looking at my big sexy tits told me they all had boners, I didn’t have to check.

Sure, part of me wishes I could remember things when I black out. It would be great if I knew whether all four of them gang banged me or not. Then again sometimes it’s better not knowing because my imagination runs wild. Eventually sometimes I will hear about what happened and a lot of the time it does come close to what I fantasized, but a few times it doesn’t. Either way just hearing about what a filthy whore I was gets my cunt soaking wet. I guess I just have no shame or morals, but is that really a bad thing? Who wants to be with a girl who has all sorts of limits and rules? It’s good that some girls do because that means more boys that want to party with me!!!

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The best part of going to the bar is having all of my friends here. All of the regulars know me by name and I like to fuck around with just about every one of them. This new chick came into the bar, nothing new about that, she was a pretty bitch too. Came up to the bar looking all flashy with her pretty clothes and red hair. She made me laugh the was that she carried herself she was horny but thought see was too good for the joint lol. I was there along with a couple of other broads that we knew and Kevin, the guy I fucked that had just got out of the pin, and some of hisdrunk phone sex jailbird friends. When she walking in Kev started joking that he was going to have her. So he ordered a drink to go to her and then a couple more and soon she came to join us. She said that she was not from here just visiting some relatives which made since because she was not familiar and in the wrong place. Kev was hand feeding her drinks all night, and she was eating him up. The two of them cut out about thirty minutes before last call and everyone else stayed. I was so trashed. When last call came I paid my tab and left through the front. I did not live too far so I was just going to walk home when I heard a weird noise coming from the ally. Normally I would stay away from the creepy sounds coming from the under lit ally, but drunk me did not give a fuck. As I got closer I could see two figures so I crept quietly in case I was witnessing some sort of crime or something. I crouched down behind s dumpster and tried my hardest to be quiet as I peaked around it. To my surprise it was not a crime, but little Miss Prissy Pants getting down and dirty on Kev’s rod. I was too thrashed to tell if she was leaning back on that crate getting the shit fuck out of her willingly or if Kev was makin the white trash phone sexbitch pay for turning him down or something. He was plowing into that hairy ass pussy so hard that bitch wasn’t going to be able to sit down for a week. He through her over a trash can slamming into her ass hole and gaping it wide. I leaned back against the brick wall and watched. Dropping my skirts, and playing with my moist slit. The raw roughness of him fucking her in the ass while she screamed made me so wet. My pussy felt so good under my fingers, I bit my lip to contain my own moans as I watched him slam her little naked body to the ground. He shoved his throbbing dick into her mouth fucking her face without caring if she could breath or not. He grabbed her ears and thrust into her face hole as she gagged and puked all over his dick. He continued to fuck her face, vomit draining from her mouth over his balls. My legs began to shake as I got ready to cum, I could see his balls shrivel as he removed his vomit soaked dick from he throat and stroked himself till he came all over her face and hair. She laid back a second and he walked away grabbing his clothes. She sobbed and he told her she was a whore just like the rest and keep her fucking mouth to herself next time. I held my giggle getting up and walking to him. He smiled at me embracing me in a drunk sloppy kiss. We walked away leaving her crying behind us. Dumb ass rich bitch tried to talk shit and my Kevey stood up for me.

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I bet your getting fucking wasted right now, and if you are’nt you are a total loser. My favorite thing to do is smoke a glass dick and suck a black cock. You’re going to be fucking wanting some of my trashy MILF druggy phone sex tonight. You just worry about keeping your buzz on and listen to me play with my whore cunt.

This evening I had to get my oil changed but my fucking bank account was all tapped out after buying some party shit. I was sitting out on my stoop smoking a blunt with some of the hood guys and they came up with a solution. It was the perfect slution since a couple of them worked at a garage.

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So, in turn of fulfilling my end of the bargain I had four black guys up at my place. Some magnums in the fridge and they even brought some more crack up for us. Smoking on that crack pipe I was getting my sleaze hole pumped by big black dick. Once the hit was taken I was being taken from all directions by black cock BBC baby in every fucking hole.

Hard and rough was the fucking and huge thick cocks creaming in my whore holes had me feeling really good. My night is only starting and my cunt is already throbbing for more. I bet you wanna feel how stretched my cunt and anal holes are. Care to feel your pathetic cock in my sloppy messy cunt as we puff on some rock?