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Fucking at the Bar

Drunk Phone Sex

I’ve earned the reputation as a bar fly in a local pub. I don’t care, though, because it’s true. Sometimes I just want someone to buy me drinks and fuck me by the end of the night. One day I got there earlier in the afternoon since I had time to kill before meeting up with the crack dealer. There was only one man in the bar, but he would do just fine to entertain me.

The bartender knows me all too well and didn’t even bat an eye when I started playing with my tits and flashing my pussy to the lone patron after having a couple too many drinks. I’d never seen him here before, so it was no wonder that he was a little surprised by how forward I was, but he didn’t mind. In fact, it turned him on. It had been a while since he had a sexy, young whore to please him.

Getting up on the pool table, I called him over and laid down on my stomach with my head off the edge. He came up and fucked my face, thrusting into my open mouth. My pussy got wetter every time he made me gag with his big dick. He then jumped onto the table with me, pushed me onto all fours, and stuffed my cunt. Rolling me onto my back, he held my legs up by my head and filled me deep.

My titties jiggled with each powerful thrust, and I found myself nearing an orgasm. My twat gushed in an explosion of cum as I squirted all over him and the pool table. He wanted to dump his load in my asshole, so I rode him backwards, loving the way he stretched my ass. Watching me bounce up and down on him made him empty his balls inside me until it was dripping out. Glad I decided to wait around at the bar that day!

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Drunk and alone

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Just got home and I am so drunk.  I don’t seem to have it together.  I am so fucking horny but no one here to give me what I need.  Pussy juice flowing down my fingers rubbing my clit.  I think I will pull out  my toys bullet and the hard glass cock. Tonight I will slide this glass cock in this pussy.  I know how to please me.  I love how this bullet is on my clit keeping this drunk pussy wet.  Time for the main attraction.  I know how to work my tight wet cunt with this glass dick. Still got my bullet  tickling my clit.  sliding on the dick.  In and out hitting all my spots.  This took me all of twenty minutes to finally get myself to cum.  I slept like a baby after wards.

Drunk Phone Sex Masturbating

Drunk phone sexI love drinking a bottle of wine while waiting for a call, I usually end up pretty drunk by the end of my shift but drunk phone sex is the best! I love playing with myself when I’m buzzed, it feels so much better than when I’m sober. So when we’re on a call together, I’m gonna give you the perfect scenario of how I would suck your big cock while I play with my pussy and thinking about how delicious you taste. I love thinking about a cock being shoved down my throat while my legs are spread open and I play with my pussy. I love grabbing my tits and pinching around my nipples, it feels so fucking good! The drunk buzz just makes it feel so much more effective. I quickly begin shoving my fingers inside of my pussy just imagining it’s your thick cock thrusting in and out of me, as I go faster it feels even better so I begin going as fast as I possibly can and my pussy starts to tense up around my 3 fingers and the feeling is just mindblowing! I love cumming while I have drunk phone sex!

Cum Eating Phone Sex

cum eating phone sexCum eating phone sex is one of my favorite kinds of calls.  I have always been a cum slut. When I get, gang banged, which is often, I do my best to store some cum in the freezer. I have a very strong oral fixation. That combined with my love for cum means when I do phone calls, I want to taste cum. If you are a nasty fuck like me, into black cock whores, incest, dirty cougars and party whores, I promise you I will be sucking on a cum cube. Last night I had a gang bang in the trailer. About 40 guys came over. I did coke, chugged cock and fucked. I was a cum guzzling slut supreme. I was low on my sperm stock, so I had a party. Surefire way to get cum is to have a party. I pissed the cum out of my puss and ass into the pitcher. Spit all the cum I guzzled into the pitcher too. I was drunk as fuck, but not too drunk to waste all that man seed. Boy seed too. I don’t card at my parties. I don’t discriminate when it comes to cum. Young cum tastes good. This morning I filled 12 dozen ice trays with cum. So, when you call this cum whore, I will be able to guzzle some spunk for you. Hell, guzzle some spunk for me.

Drunk sex porn Putting out Fires

Drunk sex pornHave you ever gotten so drunk that when you sit there and remember what you did last night you don’t know whether to laugh, be embarrassed, or just die? Well, I did that and then some. I got so drunk that I put on my Halloween costume and ran around telling people to put me out. You have no idea how many strangers are willing to piss all over a hot girl. I even held their cocks, giggling as I stroked and sucked on them. “I”m on fire Mister.” I’d look up at them as my tongue teased that head and I was slurring those words. They all grinned probably thinking I wouldn’t remember and told me to kneel back, spraying their hot and musky piss all over my tongue and tits. Filling up my mouth and stopping just long enough for me to swallow. Some guys even got so hard they didn’t want me to stop. They fucked my throat, cumming while buried in it. Then pissing down my throat making me either swallow or choke on it. It was so fucking hot at the time but waking up with a hangover and smelling like a urinal and an unused and horny cunt. Not so much.

Life of The Party

Druggy phone sex

I went to a wild party last night. The drinks were flowing and the coke was high grade. Of course I was dressed like a slut and all eyes were on me. I was drunk, high, and horny as hell. I wanted cock and I wanted a lot of it.

I took my top off and told everyone in the room, “If you want some pussy follow me.”

I walked toward the back of the house and had all the guys line up outside the door. The guy who had the luck to be first was hung like a horse he fucked my tight pussy so good I almost cried. He kept throwing me hard cock and I threw my pussy right back. He held my ass tight as he pummeled my pussy over and over again until he shot load. The next guy didn’t want pussy, he wanted mouth. I got on my knees and stroked his cock into my mouth. I rolled my tongue around the head and he tasted salty but good. When he came I swallowed it all.

As he walk out of the room he told the men in line, “That bitch can suck a dick.”

I did another line of coke and I was ready for more. Man after man came in that room with me, and I handled them all like a porn star. I sucked so much cock my lips swelled. And all that fucking had me walking funny for a couple of days. But that’s the consequences of being the life of the party.

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Slutty Party Girl

Cum guzzling slut Audrey

I’m party girl, Audrey. I love having a good time. Give me a drink and some nose candy and I’m the life of the party. Last night was a blast, I was high as a kite and totally drunk. I ended up giving blowjobs in the back room. I sucked dick after dick after dick. I think I sucked off at least 20 guys. I sucked so much cock my lips swell. I loved every minute of it. I got so wet sucking all that cock, I couldn’t help finger banging myself. I even let a few of the guys titty fuck me. Yeah it was a very slutty thing to do, and I did get ugly looks from the women at the party. But I don’t regret a thing. I loved having all those dicks in my throat. And it was good for my health all that cum gave me loads of protein. I’ll be a party girl till the day I die.

Drunk Girl Fucking

drunk girl fuckingI was at the bar and this guy was buying me drink after drink all night, I could tell he was just trying to get me home and in bed but that was already my plan. I love being a little slut, and if I get free drinks out of it, why not? He finally cut me off around 7 shots and 3 mixed drinks in, he said it was time for be to be a good fucking slut. He took me home, pushed me down to the floor, and made me suck his cock. I let him control my head and pull my hair, I was moving up and down on that cock so quick I could barely take it but it tasted so good! I’m a little head whore. He threw me on the bed, spread my legs wide open, and fucked me so hard in my wet pussy. Thrusting in and out as quickly as he could, I was screaming in pleasure. It was then when he took his cock out and I could feel his cum, dripping out of my pussy- so creamy and warm. I love a nice cream pie and to be a little fucking slut. 

Dirty phone sex with Ellen

Dirty phone sex

I got caught selling my pussy and the fucking judge sent me to rehab and AA. There aint no mother fucking way I am about to get clean! That shit is the fucking worst. Itching all over and my pussy throbbing so fucking bad! No! Id rather have my cunt throbbing from being pounding by big nasty uncovered cocks! Well my first night in rehab was short lived! I got kicked out and the head manager got fired! I told him I would do anything to get high. He laughed and said “That’s the problem Ellen. You should not use your body to get things.” I started stripping my clothes off and everyone in the circle was hooting for me to get naked! I got down to only my boots! I started playing with my little bald druggie pussy and asked James if he still thought I shouldn’t use my body to get what I want. I got on top of him and pulled his hard cock out of his sweat pants! I was just about to cum on his hard cock when some of the other counselors walked in on us fucking in-front of everyone!

Cum Dumpster Cougar

cum dumpsterI was a cum dumpster Super Bowl Sunday. My son had a bunch of friends over to watch the game. I could care less about sports, but I do enjoy entertaining the boys who watch sports. I have this game I play called pussy or pigskin? I like to see if I can distract football watchers with my cougar cunt. Guess what? Hands down, my pussy always wins. Those boys didn’t stand a chance when I started fucking a beer bottle. I was high and drunk and looking for fun. When you have a living room full of teen boys, you have fun. Those nice boys offered me their cocks. I mean wasn’t that so nice of them? They didn’t want my old cougar cunt to feel neglected by football. I didn’t want them to miss the game either, so we compromised. They bent me over the coffee table so they could fuck me while watching TV.  I liked seeing some of those tight ends while young boys were stretching my tight end. I had more than a cum filled cunt by half time. I had a cum filled asshole too. My daughter joined the fun at the right time. While the boys’ cocks got hard again watching Lady Gaga shake her hot ass, my daughter licked cum out of my holes for the second half of the game. This time she shared some cock with her old mamma. My daughter gets her love for cock, coke and cum from me. I got it from my whore momma. Being whores runs in this family. The best thing about my daughter being there for the second half of the game was that while the boys recuperated, we could play. I fucked her tight holes with beer bottles and my tongue.  We just now coming off our cum, coke and cock filled Super Bowl. I need a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.