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Life of The Party

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I went to a wild party last night. The drinks were flowing and the coke was high grade. Of course I was dressed like a slut and all eyes were on me. I was drunk, high, and horny as hell. I wanted cock and I wanted a lot of it.

I took my top off and told everyone in the room, “If you want some pussy follow me.”

I walked toward the back of the house and had all the guys line up outside the door. The guy who had the luck to be first was hung like a horse he fucked my tight pussy so good I almost cried. He kept throwing me hard cock and I threw my pussy right back. He held my ass tight as he pummeled my pussy over and over again until he shot load. The next guy didn’t want pussy, he wanted mouth. I got on my knees and stroked his cock into my mouth. I rolled my tongue around the head and he tasted salty but good. When he came I swallowed it all.

As he walk out of the room he told the men in line, “That bitch can suck a dick.”

I did another line of coke and I was ready for more. Man after man came in that room with me, and I handled them all like a porn star. I sucked so much cock my lips swelled. And all that fucking had me walking funny for a couple of days. But that’s the consequences of being the life of the party.

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Slutty Party Girl

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I’m party girl, Audrey. I love having a good time. Give me a drink and some nose candy and I’m the life of the party. Last night was a blast, I was high as a kite and totally drunk. I ended up giving blowjobs in the back room. I sucked dick after dick after dick. I think I sucked off at least 20 guys. I sucked so much cock my lips swell. I loved every minute of it. I got so wet sucking all that cock, I couldn’t help finger banging myself. I even let a few of the guys titty fuck me. Yeah it was a very slutty thing to do, and I did get ugly looks from the women at the party. But I don’t regret a thing. I loved having all those dicks in my throat. And it was good for my health all that cum gave me loads of protein. I’ll be a party girl till the day I die.

Drunk Girl Fucking

drunk girl fuckingI was at the bar and this guy was buying me drink after drink all night, I could tell he was just trying to get me home and in bed but that was already my plan. I love being a little slut, and if I get free drinks out of it, why not? He finally cut me off around 7 shots and 3 mixed drinks in, he said it was time for be to be a good fucking slut. He took me home, pushed me down to the floor, and made me suck his cock. I let him control my head and pull my hair, I was moving up and down on that cock so quick I could barely take it but it tasted so good! I’m a little head whore. He threw me on the bed, spread my legs wide open, and fucked me so hard in my wet pussy. Thrusting in and out as quickly as he could, I was screaming in pleasure. It was then when he took his cock out and I could feel his cum, dripping out of my pussy- so creamy and warm. I love a nice cream pie and to be a little fucking slut. 

Dirty phone sex with Ellen

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I got caught selling my pussy and the fucking judge sent me to rehab and AA. There aint no mother fucking way I am about to get clean! That shit is the fucking worst. Itching all over and my pussy throbbing so fucking bad! No! Id rather have my cunt throbbing from being pounding by big nasty uncovered cocks! Well my first night in rehab was short lived! I got kicked out and the head manager got fired! I told him I would do anything to get high. He laughed and said “That’s the problem Ellen. You should not use your body to get things.” I started stripping my clothes off and everyone in the circle was hooting for me to get naked! I got down to only my boots! I started playing with my little bald druggie pussy and asked James if he still thought I shouldn’t use my body to get what I want. I got on top of him and pulled his hard cock out of his sweat pants! I was just about to cum on his hard cock when some of the other counselors walked in on us fucking in-front of everyone!

Cum Dumpster Cougar

cum dumpsterI was a cum dumpster Super Bowl Sunday. My son had a bunch of friends over to watch the game. I could care less about sports, but I do enjoy entertaining the boys who watch sports. I have this game I play called pussy or pigskin? I like to see if I can distract football watchers with my cougar cunt. Guess what? Hands down, my pussy always wins. Those boys didn’t stand a chance when I started fucking a beer bottle. I was high and drunk and looking for fun. When you have a living room full of teen boys, you have fun. Those nice boys offered me their cocks. I mean wasn’t that so nice of them? They didn’t want my old cougar cunt to feel neglected by football. I didn’t want them to miss the game either, so we compromised. They bent me over the coffee table so they could fuck me while watching TV.  I liked seeing some of those tight ends while young boys were stretching my tight end. I had more than a cum filled cunt by half time. I had a cum filled asshole too. My daughter joined the fun at the right time. While the boys’ cocks got hard again watching Lady Gaga shake her hot ass, my daughter licked cum out of my holes for the second half of the game. This time she shared some cock with her old mamma. My daughter gets her love for cock, coke and cum from me. I got it from my whore momma. Being whores runs in this family. The best thing about my daughter being there for the second half of the game was that while the boys recuperated, we could play. I fucked her tight holes with beer bottles and my tongue.  We just now coming off our cum, coke and cock filled Super Bowl. I need a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

Gangbang Bar Whore

Gangbang whore CarrieI was drunk as fuck at the bar last night and stayed until past closing time with a few other regular customers, four men plus the bartender to be exact! Just my horny self and 5 throbbing cocks all alone in one little bar! Next thing I knew, two of the men were behind me, taking off my shirt, unbuttoning my pants and rubbing all over my titties! The other three came over and lifted me so that I was laying on top of the bar on my back. All five of them had their hands all over me, touching me everywhere! It went from zero to one hundred super quick! I didn’t even know from which person the hands were touching me, it was all happening so fast! There were huge cocks in all of my holes and both my hands! Mouth, asshole, pussy…all were filled! I was going crazy! It was a gangbang fuck fest! We were going at it so hard that drinking glasses were falling off the bar and breaking on the ground! I was getting stretched the fuck out! They all busted huge loads of cum both inside of me and all over my body from head to toe, I was drenched! It’s so fun being a slutty cum dumpster gangbang whore!

Gangbang Party

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I went to a party last night with one of my guy friends that I fuck all the time. We got super drunk and he introduced me to his 7 other guy friends that were also there at the party. The more I drank the more I wanted to fuck all of them!! I was so fucking horny and I wanted all of them in all of my holes at the same time!!! We all went to a cheap motel across the street so we could have a sexy ass gangbang! There were 8 guys total which is a good amount but I wish there were more! Every one of my holes was filled with cum and thick cock and I couldn’t have been happier!

Lets Get Fucked Up!

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Let’s get fucked up! I am ready to party and get ruined. My holes and my liver. My nose and my mind. My lungs and my soul… all types of fucked up tonight!  I need to numb my mind and I need cock to numb my holes. Enough fucking, fisting, and nasty juices and I’ll be set. I need to get high first, I love when a line or 12 are done off my asshole I love doing coke off some guys cock! I get so wet, ready and excited to have as many cocks that will fit stuffed inside of me. I am going crazy right now thinking about it. I need to feel myself ripping, and my limits being pushed. The more fucked up I am, the more I am going to do! You’ll see how to party, how to get wild and fucking kinky with me. I never say no to any juices, gangbangs or drugs. I’m the ultimate party girl I just need a guy that enjoys the same shit as me!

I’m Fucked Up

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Might be kinda hard for me to post this blog today… I AM STILL FUCKED UP! Last night was super dope for me, I am still high and drunk and I don’t give a fuckkk what anyone thinks about that. My job is awesome because I am come to work fucked up as I want…Most guys are into it anyway. They like a girl like me that they know will suck their cock off for less than a 8-ball. Shit, I’d do it for free! I get off on being a whore, and once I’ve had a line or two… or even popped some molly I am horny and ready to do anything and everything. As long as I stay fucked up you can get me to do anything! I play with k9 cock, beg for gangbangs and get nice and nasty with shit puke and piss. I am always taking things to the extreme when I am fucking high and drunk!

Big Dick Sucker

big dick suckerI taught my daughter to be a big dick sucker, just like my mother taught me. Cock sucking skills are more important than math skills for women. We can get away with murder if we can give great head. Hell, most men will tell you even bad head is better than no head and so many men in this world are getting zero head. Seems like women get married and the first skill they forget is how to give a great blow job.  Our cock sucking skills got us out of orange jump suits this week. I was speeding. We were jamming in the car with the sunroof down to some Lynyrd Skynyrd oblivious to the word. The speeding wasn’t the problem, neither was the open beer bottles we were sipping on. The real issue would have been the couple kilos of cocaine and the pound of weed in the trunk. Girls got to get through the holidays, right?

trailer trash whoreWhen I saw the sirens, I looked at my daughter and explained we could either pull a Thelma and Louise, or we could suck and fuck our way out of this trouble. We went with the latter. We tugged our dresses down to reveal some ample cleavage, pulled them up to show some sexy leg and applied pink lip gloss. The cop had an instant boner, so I knew we were safe. With one hand I gave him my license, with the other I unzipped his pants. That cop was packing more heat in his pants than in his holster. I started blowing him, he started moaning. My daughter got him in the passenger side so he could sit down so this trailer trash whore could come around to blow him off the highway. My daughter joined in. I know he saw the beer bottles and smelled the weed, but  he never searched the car, nor did he give me a ticket. He just shot a big load in my mouth, ordered me to snowball his load with my daughter and let us off with a warning. If you can suck a big dick, you can get away with anything.