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Drunk Girl Fucking

drunk girl fuckingHave you ever seen a drink girl fucking? What about two? My daughter and I got shit faced drunk this weekend on some fine cans of Natural Ice beer. It is the premier beer choice for trailer park whores. We are proud beer guzzlers too. We don’t need a paper bag to hide our drink of choice and we can out drink any man. We held a beer party at our trailer on Friday night that lasted until yesterday morning.  All the guys from the trailer park came by thinking they could drink two little white chicks under the table, but we were the last ones standing. We were also burping fiends. I can chug beer and not puke, but I will out burp any man afterwards. A few men at the party managed to keep up with us whores. We showed them how we multi task. I poke a hole in a beer can, chug the beer while deep throating a hard cock. My daughter puked while attempting this maneuver, but she didn’t pass out. Like the nasty freak she is, she kept blowing the dude’s dick even though she blew junks on his cock. We clean up our messes in this family. I was seeing double, barely standing come Monday morning, but I was still guzzling beer and cum. All the original men who started partying with us had passed the fuck out or gone home, so we had to hustle in some new meat off the street. A couple young guys thought they could take a couple drunk girls. They manhandled my daughter, so I manhandled them. Fucked their asses with a beer bottle. I think they liked it. My memory is a bit patchy from a three day drunk fest, but the shit and blood on the bottles tells me someone’s ass had a good time. Maybe it was mine. All I know is that if you like white trash phone sex, I can out party any man.

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You’re gonna love my gangbang sex stories!

gangbang sex storiesOh man do I ever have some gangbang sex stories for you! I got fucking suuuuper drunk last night… I’m talkin shitfaced, blackout fucking drunk… I had no idea what I had done, all I knew was that I was sore as hell! I found out what naughty shit I had been doing as soon as I went online, I had messages filling my inboxes of every social platform I’m on! They all sent me to a couple of links to some hardcore gangbang videos… guess who was the star of all of them… that’s right, it was me. I had to have fucked like 50 guys… not even kidding, there was a fucking line to get in to see me and I was loudly begging for even more! I was a total shameless slut, I sucked and fucked every single cock that walked thru that door! I guess I am supposed to be feeling regret or I should be ashamed of what I did but all I can feel is horny as I sit here watching these videos… I guess I really am a nasty whore huh?

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 Ready for some hot teen phone sex? I’m a hot blonde whos cunt wants to get be covered with fruit and whip cream and have you lick it off.

 This party had whip cream and whip its and I had so much fun getting so high on whip its and letting these guys lick whip cream all of my body. I got fucked so good that night by three guys. I sucked all of their dicks making them so hard that I got to fuck them all at the same time. These boys were really getting it. I was looking so sexy dressed in my short skirt and crop top. I just took it all off for them to put this whip cream all over me. I know they had a great night with my mouth and cunt.

Drunk & Injected whore

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Lets fucking party baby ! I have been in party mode for two weeks straight now which is making me quite creative. I found a different way to shoot up and I think you’ll really like watching. I use my filthy cunt to inject my drugs. It hurts initially when I break the skin but then my eyes roll back and my pussy instantly floods. As I feel my clit swelling with drugs my toes get tingly and I feel every hair in my body rise. Then – the orgasms start. I can sit in the corner for 3 hours straight just injecting my pussy with dope and getting super stoned. The orgasms are so strong that I pee myself and soak my panties! When I wake up from my burn out I’m usually covered in money and have a super sore pussy. I don’t get too worried because I know it’s all from men wanted to fuck after seeing me with my legs spread and a needle coming out of my snatch. To balance out the high I usually drink a couple shots of the strong cheap shit and get back to partying. Come see how a druggy pussy can change your life baby. I promise you won’t be disappointed!

Sexy Mommy Cum Dumpster

cum dumpsterCum dumpster doesn’t even begin to describe me. This past weekend got wild. My oldest son decided to have a party for his teammates. They worked hard all year, it was fitting they relax and have a night of debauchery. I just didn’t expect to be the star of the party. We have a pool, so all the boys like to hang out at our place. Everyone was spending the night, so I let them drink beer. I sipped on a glass of wine in my bikini and watched the young meat do cannonballs and other silly things in the pool. The more they drank, the bolder they got. I had my husband do a liquor run for more beer. I was going to be a teen boy gangbang whore before the night was over. My young girls decided they wanted to play in the pool too, but they have the bodies older men love. A young school boy wants tits and ass, and that is what I gave them. I took off my bikini and dove right into the water where they were messing around. I started blowing boys under the water.  I have amazing breath control. The water wasn’t shrinking any of their packages either. I got out of the water to play with my pussy. I spread my cunt wide in front of the boys. It is good for young boys to see a mature pussy. My son egged his friends on. Told them to circle jerk on my face. My son knows what a cum whore I am. Seriously, I could take a creamy facial anytime. The boys listened to my son and soon were stroking surrounding my wet naked body. Jet blast after another hit my face and my tits. I opened my mouth wide to swallow as much boy jizz as I could. I swear I swallowed a few bucket loads of spunk. Nobody cums more or harder than a gang of horny teen boys. Summer is going to be a blast, literally!

What I did for a Klondike bar!!!

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We’d been fucking at his trailer all day when we took a break. Sitting in the kitchen drinking a Milwaukee’s Best beer together, I was feeling fine. I’d been trying to get with him for a long time but he had this girlfriend that he was obsessed with. Everyone in our small town had heard the stories about this gangsta freak. She wasn’t even allowed to go to the bathroom alone. She got tired of his weird ways and kinky sex, I guess, and took off with someone else.

“I’ve got a treat for you.” he said, reaching into the freezer as we smoked a joint.  He brought out a container filled with what looked like chocolate covered bananas. He carried it back into the bedroom with us. We were higher than kites and fucking like bunnies when he brought out one of the treats. I felt him rub it against my pussy and slide it into my battered asshole. It felt so good and cooling. I arched to take more as he alternately fucked my shithole with the frozen dildo and his hot cock.

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He grabbed me by the hair and forced my mouth to his dick. His Kentucky blacksnake was long and thick. One taste and I knew it wasn’t ice cream. It was shit. He was fucking me with frozen shit!!! I could feel the thawed shit sliding down the backs of my thighs as he rammed his dick into my mouth. I knew immediately that it was his girlfriend’s shit. He really was obsessed with her. I was getting my first taste of a Kentucky Klondike bar and I was loving it. A normal girl would be puking, but not me. I am the total potty play girl.  I slurped every bit of her poop off his cock as he creamed into my mouth, calling out her name.

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We are still together and we often enjoy one of Latisha’s tasty treats with a cold beer. It makes for some hot and sloppy sex. We’ve started freezing some of mine too, for later.  What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Party All The Time

Gangbang Whore AudreyAll I wanna do is fuck and party! Can that be all life is about? It is to me anyway! It was just this morning that I was waking up with a cunt and ass full of cum, and a hangover that would put any man to bed for the day. That doesn’t stop me! I am ready for more! More partying. More cock. More fucking cum for me! Mmm, I have 2 white treats in mind. And I KNOW you have one of those treats for me. A nice and fucking warm sticky load for my pretty face! Satisfy my hunger for your cum, shoot a fat fucking load down this deepthroat cocksucking throat. I wanna be your bukkake facial whore, your gangbang slut that you can share with ALL of your friends. I know that you can’t resist me.  I’m that sexy slut that never says no and always pleases you better than you can even please yourself. I know you’ll come see me soon so you can see me face down and ass up taking that long dick of yours, just like last night.  Except there was over 10 guys there, all taking their turns with me, getting high and drunk with me. Using me all up until their poor balls were empty and deflated. I wanna party like last night baby!

Some Dirty Talking Lines With A Phone Sex Slut

phone sex slutsI had a friend visiting and we had a bit to drink. I generally don’t talk about my phone sex, but somehow the topic got brought up. Like most men, the first thing he wanted me to do was give him some dirty talking lines that I use when I do dirty phone sex. So, I began slowly describing to him how I love to suck a big fat cock. I tell him that I start with just teasing the head and begin flicking my tongue around the head and right up the slit before I close my mouth and begin pressing putting sucking pressure on that spongy mushroom head.

I didn’t talk long before he was rock hard. I told him to come over to me and let me demonstrate. He eagerly pulled his cock out with that pre-cum already beginning to ooze. I started coming out of my clothes at that point and he began rubbing my tits and pussy. Being drunk and describing a good blow job had gotten us both so hot. Wouldn’t you know it, that was when the phone decides to ring! Not too fond of being interrupted at that pint, my friend got the idea of doing some real phone sex and he worked that receiver right into my hot pussy, using it to masturbate me and make me cum. I never did find out who was on the line that evening, but I’m sure he had some interesting sounds coming over the phone line.

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Hot Cock Sucking For Random Acts Of Kindness Day

Cum guzzling slutTomorrow is Random Acts of Kindness Day. All the do-gooders will be out buying each others meal or coffee. Like a coffee really means shit? I’m not sure what I will be doing for the day. It will be hard to top last year. Last year we had this homeless guy who always ended up sleeping in our parking lot. I felt sorry for him as he seemed like a nice guy. On Random Acts of Kindness Day. I went in to work before the club actually opened and invited him in. I showed him to where our showers were, offered to wash his clothes for him, and cook him a meal. He was really grateful for the attention. I left him to his shower and dumped his stinking clothes in the machine. I fired up the grill, made him a burger and fries, and I poured him a draft. He peeked out of the shower room wearing nothing but the boxers I had handed him. I told him it was fine to come out as we were the only ones in the club. He came up to the bar and guzzled the food and drink quickly. I noticed, after he cleaned up, he was really an attractive man. I offered him a lap dance to which he happily accepted. As I was grinding on his lap, I could feel his cock begin to respond and he felt huge! In another moment , his boner had managed to pop out of the boxers. I couldn’t resist. I turned around, dropped to my knees, and began to give this homeless drifter a blowjob he would never forget. I took his 8 inches all the way down my throat several times. It wasn’t long before he was shooting a huge load of cum right down my throat and this cum guzzling slut swallowed up every single drop.

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I am a dirty druggy slut. I need to fuck as much as I can. I walk around this town selling my body. Who doesn’t want a cum dumpster like me at their super bowl party? You and your friends can use me as a dirty fuck toy! I love getting high and drinking till I fucking drop. I will never say no to a cock. I need dick like I need to fucking breath. I want to be your gangbang cum dumpster for you and your friends tonight. Fuck me, piss on me and treat me like shit. All I want is to get high and fuck. I want to be covered in your cum. Wash me off with your warm piss and make me clean it all up!

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