You know those ads on TV, the ones that play late night when there is no TV broadcasting. My favorites are the ones that seem really stupid but you know you want it and would totally use it anyway. The one I have not figured out why they have not invented yes is an attachment dildo or vibrator for your phone. All it would have to do would be enhance the already super powerful vibrations of the cell phone. There has been countless times when I could not find a toy to fuck myself with when I was alone. Better yet, I have been in so many situations where I was
out in public and horny and wet and needed to relive my throbbing wet pussy. I am sick of having to ask my friend to mass text me for like 5 minutes so that I can shove my crappy Nokia in and out of my twat till I cum. I mean on top of that, who wants to go through all of the hassle to waterproofing your more expensive phones so you don’t fuck them up. It feels so good when your cell vibrates on your clitty too, I could see where needing a water proof device would come in handy for on the run squirters. I should invent it then I could be rich and loaded and leave the trailer park. Ha Ha. I would be the rich white trash bitch everyone would be jealous of.
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Ring my bell
I am one nasty chick!
So the other day I was on the phone with one of my more regular callers and I was doing what he loves best – taking a fat shit with him on the phone. Well I was holding my phone real close to the toilet of course so he could hear it pushing out and plopping into the toilet…well I guess I was clumsy or something and it dropped right into the toilet! I stared in the toilet for only a moment, I’m no prude so I grabbed it right out. It of course was covered in the hot shit I had just pushed out but surprisingly seemed to still be working. My caller was even still on the phone! I knew he would love to know what I was doing so I let him know I had dropped my phone in my shit but I was going to lick it clean so not to worry. I knew this would drive him crazy! I began to slowly lick it up tasting it and making sure he heard me doing so. This was definitely not my first time tasting my shit, and it wouldn’t be my last either. I moaned and told him how it tasted, how it was still warm too. He told me to take some and rub it on my chest and my nipples so I did what he asked then put the phone back up to my ear – with shit still on it nonetheless. This was probably the best toilet play experience my caller had ever had, and I was having fun too hearing him rub his hard cock and taking his orders through each moan. I knew it wouldn’t be long for him to explode! So I hurried up and peed in a cup holding the phone so he could still hear but of course not dropping it this time…and I took a couple sips and poured it all over my already filthy body. At the same time he came hard and I smiled, I did tell you after all that I’m known as the nasty girl.
A Cum Slut Stripper and An Older Whore Walk Into A Bar
I have known Freida for a long time now. She is a single Mom who strips for a living to feed her little girl, and some habits *snort snort* if you catch my drift. Anyway, the truck stop is on her way home from her job and sometimes her and her daughter will stop by. I adore that little girl, she is going to be one fine Stripping fuck slut, I know she makes her Mommy a lot of money. However, the other night it was just Freida and I was so happy about that. Earlier in the day one of the guys asked about her. I told him about her situation so he invited us both out to a bar that he co-owns with his brother. I knew she was tired because she looked like she had been fucked for hours, but I know she loves money and cum, so I knew she would go with me.
Her and I walked into the bar together. Everything stopped. Turned out we were the only two women there. The place was a fucking dump filled with cock. I looked at Freida, she looked at me. We both shrugged then took a seat at the bar. In no time at all the drinks were coming to us fast and free. I have never drank so much Tequila in my life, and I can drink! Freida was face down in some guy’s lap sucking the jizz straight from the source and I had some random guy’s hand working my pussy. I just kept slamming shots while his finger slammed my increasingly wet cunt.
I think Freida’s pussy was sore because when I went to lick it she winced! Either that or my tongue was cold from the ice. I spent so much time working her pussy. She tasted like a mixture of beer, cum, and unwashed over fucked pussy. That was alright though, because my cunt tasted the same way. Hey, a girl has to make money some how right? Right! After we were done drinking booze and cum, we went back to this guy’s house with his brother. That is where the fun really began. They sure did like to take pictures. At one point they tried to act all cute and say that if we didn’t do as they said they would use the pictures to blackmail us. Good God, Freida and I had a good laugh at that. I told them, “Sweets, do you really think I would be bothered with you showing my shit off to people? For christ sake, everyone knows what I do, and she is a god damned stripper!” The look on their faces, priceless. That didn’t spoil it though, Freida and I played along with their fantasy and became ‘unwilling’ subjects of their sexual perversions. Worst acting in the history of mankind by the way. It is hard to act unwilling when you will do anything.
All in all Freida and I had a great time. She made some more money, got fucked until she was raw, I got money, and had my pussy used the way a cunt like mine should be. I cannot wait to do it again!
I am a nasty cum guzzling slut!
Just looking at my pictures, you will know that I am a trashy, slutty, nasty gal, but if you take the time to read my bio then you will know that I am definitely just as nasty and trashy as I look to be. In fact I am even nastier than you could ever imagine! It’s really not surprising though given the way that I was raised, that this pretty little face and these porn perfect tits are into the nastiest things of all. That’s right you’ve hit the jackpot. I’m your cum eating, toilet play phone sex whore! Yes I am sure you can hardly believe you got so lucky… how on earth could someone as sexy as me be into such nasty and dirty things? Well I guess you’ll come to find out that I am full of surprises. Speaking of full of, I am completely full of couple loads of shit. And I mean literally. Allow me to show you by shitting all over your chest, all slow how you like it and then I’d love to rub it all in too if you’d allow me. That’s not all I have in store for you, what kind of nasty toilet whore would I be if I didn’t have a little pee for you? What would it be, if I did not allow you to force your cock into my ass as I shit? Then spread my legs wide so your shit covered cock and fuck my little cunt. But not before I take my sweet time tasting and sucking your cock. I love to taste my shit and your excited pre-cum all together. Oh let’s see you fuck my tits, rub your shit and my shit all over my tits, pinch my nipples and maybe I can even squeeze out some more piss! Oh how I love to mix our nasty lil juices and even get my lil tastes. And when you finally do cum, I will save it all in a glass so I can really savor the flavor! Don’t you love our nasty play as much as I do?!
Sexy Prostitutes: Brats for Sale
I once saw a little homemade movie called “Brats for Sale.” It was sort of like that old movie “Pretty Baby” where a young girl born into a brothel has her virginity sold to the highest bidder, but this was real and the girls were way younger. My hubby and I live well beyond our means, and let’s face it, there is a huge market for young flesh. Taboo meat is a cash cow all over the world. I know men who go to Thailand for young girls and boys because the age of consent there is much younger. But what if you didn’t have to travel that far? What if you could have your first time with a sweet young boy or girl forever preserved on film for you? When folks get married in Vegas they can get a little keepsake video of their ceremony. I think most men would like a special homemade memory of their first time popping a young cherry.
I turned my home into a little jailbait porn studio after being introduced to that kind of extreme porn. For $1,000 cash, a man can fuck any of my brats, a boy or a girl while I film it for his spank bank. For $1700, he can fuck two of them at once. And for the high rolling taboo loving men, $5,000 cash gets you the cherry of your choice to pop. You can pop a baby girl pussy or ass cherry or even a baby boy ass. But this is a limited time offer of course! Within hours of advertising on some underground P sites, the request for pics of my selection were rolling in and studio time was being booked.My son’s anal cherry was the first to be bought. I have three very lovely daughters, but some man paid top dollar to sodomize my baby’s boy ass for the first time before any of my daughters. In preparation, I gave my boy a roofie to relax him. I even prepared him the night before with an enema so his butt would be all clean and ready to use. I was so excited to film his first hardcore ass fucking. Why go to Thailand when you can fuck young brats in my place! My son whimpered and squirmed. Big Daddy T made my son suck his cock before cramming it up his little virgin butthole. Big Daddy T grunted like a horny animal. He rode my son’s ass good too. Even made my son suck his cherry juice off his cock. I couldn’t help but finger bang my cunt watching that big load of red tinged spunk leak out my baby boy’s ass.
Only been in operation a few weeks, but I have a huge bag of money piling up. This is just the endeavor I need to keep me in the lifestyle I am accustomed too. My brats came out of my pussy; therefore, I own them and can do what I want with them. They need to contribute to the household more, anyway. I am clearly going to need to expand to keep up with requests I am getting. Maybe you would like to help me procure some fresh young talent? If you do, I promise you a free sample! I have 3 boys and 3 girls for you to try out, of various ages, plus think of all the brats we can borrow and steal!
Wild Weekend
Last night was no different then any other Friday night. Lots of fucking and lots of drinking. This morning my eyes were red, my pussy was sore, my clothes all wrinkled and I am missing my panties. Kudos to the lucky bastard that has them. I am sure he is somewhere sniffing them and jerking his cock. Driving home I catch a glance at a sign on the side of the road and I think I must still be very fucked up. That couldn’t possibly have said what I thought it did. I had to turn the car around and look again. sure enough it said exactly what I thought it did. Really? We had just been talking about what the hell we would do tomorrow for Easter. It is really such a lame ass holiday. Now I knew what we were going to do. I took a picture of the sign on my phone and went home to call every trashy whore I knew. Male and female.We were going to crash this party and do it literally. We were going to make this fucking Easter Egg hunt one that these church going fuckers would never forget. It was an open invitation and they extended it….
I Love Being a Cheap Cum Filled Whore
A lot of guys are surprised when they hook up with me. I have a reputation at school and around town for being a filthy druggie whore. Is it considered a rumor if it’s true? Whatever. I don’t care. Anyway, because of those rumors the guys are usually surprised by how tight my pussy is. Sometimes they’ll tell me that they expected my cunt to be busted, but they’re glad that it isn’t.
Honestly, that really depends on what I’ve been up to around the time we hook up. I won’t lie sometimes my cunt does get a beat up and that makes it look a little busted.There are a few boys who like it so whenever I can I call them to let them know that I’m ready to play. Every once in awhile I’ll be with a guy and my poor coochie is so damaged from the night before that he can hardly feel anything. A couple times cum was even leaking out from inside me from just spreading my legs, but that only happens hours after I hook up with someone.
I’ve been on a roll lately, fucking as many different dudes as I can a day and partying non-stop. The haters can say whatever they want, I’m having fun. One of my professors tried to do a little intervention after class one day, but I wasn’t having any of that. He went on about how concerned he was about my grades and health. I guess he wasn’t that concerned because all I had to do to shut him up was kneel in front of him and shove his cock in my little mouth. Now sometimes we party together and I do whatever slutty thing he wants. Why wouldn’t I? It’s the prefect situation! Partying, fucking, hooking up with my professor, AND getting a passing grade! I’m living every girls dream!
Phone Sex with Cum Guzzling Druggy Slut Jamie
When I saw 20 guys lined up outside my bedroom I couldn’t stop smiling. I’ve been broke for the last few weeks so I was really desperate. I wanted to get drunk and high so bad that I was willing to do anything, this time they really made me work for it. Not that it even felt like work really, I actually enjoy it every time. I love how they treat me like I’m a worthless junkie whore. How they slap me in the face with their throbbing pricks and spit right on my face. I even like the names they call me while they take turns fucking my throat hard and deep.
At first it was only about getting high for free, but now I realize I just like being a filthy cum guzzling whore. Lately, the only thing that makes my pussy wet when I’m sober is being used or treated like garbage. I actually fantasize about guys throwing me around like a rag doll and degrading me in public now. I know it sounds sick, but I just can’t help it. Sometimes I want it so badly that I’ll do disgusting things even if I don’t get anything for it.
Honestly, laying on my back in my room getting my mouth filled with 20 loads of cum turned me on more than anything else has lately. Even after it was over I couldn’t stop thinking about it. Not just the things they said and did, but how many there were. When I started to think about how I literally swallowed 20 loads of cum in one day something came over me. I started rubbing my swollen clit while I thought about all those things until I squirt all over my bed. Then, I did a line of coke and cleaned my mess up.