Category: Nasty phonesex

I got the bag

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All the dick rise to attention when a gangbang whore like me walks into the party. I love the after hours spots. I can always find the best blow here. Of course, I never have to pay for it. These guys use my body for all of their pleasure. I swallow so much cum my body probably thinks I just drank a protein shake. I can’t help myself knowing that the more dicks in my ass or that slap my face the bigger my bag will be once I am done. I don’t rush these guys I am enjoying this shit just as much as they are. Probably more for real. Poor guys really are only good for that one big shot anyways. I can’t remember how many guys were even inside of me last night. Oh well, I’ve been up for 3 days off this shit already.

Trashy Milf Babysitter

trashy milfI am a trashy milf. Not your typical soccer mom. My brats are adults now, but occasionally I get to babysit for some much younger brats. Why some one would ask me to watch their little ones is a mystery, but they do all the time. Of course, my services are free, so that may be why I am so popular with families. A woman I know wanted me to watch her two boys for the weekend. She had a last minute chance to go to a rock festival. She called me up and I was glad to help. I brought some coke and beer. And my cunt of course. What else could two young boys want in a babysitter, right? I am the bad babysitter you see in those cheesy Lifetime movies. I love corrupting the youth. These little boys new I was coming. As soon as their mama was out the door, they gave me a spiked lemonade. The perverts crushed up some of mommy’s Xanax and gave me a knock out drink. I woke up naked with two little boys molesting me. I was covered in boy jizz. One was fucking my cunt and the other was jacking off on my face when I came back to the living. I scared the fuck out of them initially. I think they thought I was going to call the cops and have them arrested for molesting and drugging the babysitter. Clearly, these young criminals had no clue who they knocked out and assaulted. I leaped up off the floor and demanded boy cock in my mouth. They couldn’t believe their luck. Think of all the fun they could have had with this trailer trash whore if I had been awake for the hours of fucking I slept through? I must watch these boys again. We fucked for two days straight. Only stopped to wizz, eat and fuel up for more.

Berretta’s Bistro

Cum filled cuntI am opening up Berretta’s Bistro. It will not be like any bistro you have ever experienced before. Berretta’s Bistro will have all kinds of kinky nasty dirty fun items to order off of the menu. You will have to schedule a reservation a day ahead of time so that we can make sure we have all the ingredients to make your special treat. We will serve things such as a Belgium Brunch were a girls cunt will be buttered up and have the jam of your choosing smeared all over it for you to enjoy. Somethings will be made table side for you such as a Belgium Breakfast where I will have raw eggs cracked and funneled up my ass. You will then fuck my tight puckered ass to scramble them. I will release the eggs into a bowl and we will cook it over a flame table side for your delight. And of course we will be serving more standard things such as a cum filled cunt or warm creampie straight from whichever member of staffs tight puckered assholes you choose.

Punished by My Mistress

No taboo phone sexYou came by today for your appointment. I have been parting a little hard and did not realize that I was booked with you. Normally I make sure to have eaten plenty of fiber the day before so that I can produce my scrumptious creamy chocolate pudding for you. Unfortunately, I was not able to today and you were so mad!

You called my mistress and told her that you pay good money for your sessions with me and you expect me to be able to preform. Whether you wanted a golden shower, scat, or for me to just suck your cock dry I should be ready and willing. Not the hung over hot mess that I was today. She assured you that it would never happen again.

She called me into the torture chamber and told me to strip. She told me that she expects her whores to deliver the best customer service always. Then she tied me up to her saw horse and started spanking my ass. I was screaming and crying before she stopped. Little did I know she was just getting started. She pulled out a vibrator and put it on my cunt. She punished my cunt with her vibrator and strap-on until my cunt was fucked raw. Then she just left me there all tied up and told me she would be back for round two!

Watching Druggy Porn

druggy pornI love druggy porn. Guys ask me what that is sometimes.  It can be getting fucked up and watching porn or it can be fucked up and making our own porn in my mind. I have a few callers who like to watch porn with me. Sometimes, I get to pick, but most of the time they have something nasty for us to watch. I think my callers know I am the kind of no limits whore that they can explore their fetishes with judgement free. I’ve watched hardcore BBC porn with callers. I have watched barely legal girls getting a hardcore ass fucking from daddy. I have watched bukkake films. I have even watched scat and watersports videos. If it is kinky, I watch it and I enjoy it. Last night a caller had me watching milk enema videos. Have you ever seen that? Usually, it is young barely legal girls who get a milk filled baster up their pussy or ass from mommy or daddy then they spray it out. It was so hot to me that I invited my daughter over to try it. She has done them before with a sugar daddy. He put her in diapers and filled her asshole up with warm milk. A few minutes later she shit it out in his mouth. My daughter brought all the supplies because this was not her first milk enema. She had turkey baster for the milk. I lubed the baster up, filled it with warmed up milk and pushed it in her ass. She held it inside here for a few minutes then sprayed my face with her ass milk cream. We rolled around the floor licking it up and eating each other’s pussy. This trashy milf has a new favorite fetish. What is your favorite kind of dirty porn to watch?

Harry Potters magical cum

Nasty phone sex     A girl like me is always looking for nasty phone sex. I will go to any lengths to get it too. Since I am a huge nerd and made my way to the local comic con this weekend. Can you guess who I dressed as? Well I won’t give you all of the details but let’s just say Harry Potter is my favorite fictional literature. I have gotten myself off so many times through the years to the thoughts of him fucking me and sticking his magic wand deep inside of my asshole. I know that his invisibility cloak had my cum soaked into it by the time we were through. I bet none of those other Gryffindor girls know how to be a cum guzzling slut like me. I don’t know if it’s the magic in his blood or the magic stick between his legs but Harry Potter has magical cum that I always leave soaked in my panties when we are finished. I sure hope that maybe one day we can have a little mud-blood of our own. Only death eaters believe that us muggles hold no magical power. Well someone better ask Harry because I know that I showed him some tricks tonight that aren’t found in spells or potion books. I wonder what Malfoy or even little Ron would think of the things that I can do. Maybe they can both take me on together what a sweet treat that would be. None as special as Harry is to me though.cum guzzling slut

Pissing Sex Is Good as Gold

You like the idea of giving me some of that hot urine or maybe get turned on by licking my pissy cunt and receiving my golden showers. I love squatting over a dick and pissing on it watching it grow harder and bigger with my warm golden liquid shower. That sticky pissy cock is perfect for a messy blowjob as I suck that dick down and slurp all my piss up off of it. I love it when you bury your face between my legs and beg me to piss in your mouth as you go at this milf snatch.

The feeling of warm piss from a few guys standing over me is so fucking erotic and hot that I start rubbing my clit waiting to get banged while bathed in hot piss.

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Double stuffed slut

big dick suckerI like the maintenance guys that work around the campus whenever I am feeling horny and craving a double stuffing they both seem to know what to do to make me feel satiated. I love it rough and want my hair to be pulled. I have the perfect fuck spot at work. I created my own getaway in my own break office. I have furniture in there and everything I need to bust some loads from different cocks. Ron and James are two guys who are easily double my age, but they are fun. They are strong and like to take advantage of my fuck holes. Whenever I am feeling the urge to have double cock and loads I shoot them a text. I don’t have to wait too long for them; They come to me in almost mere seconds. I like how they rip my clothes off and begin to penetrate my mouth. They know I am a real big dick sucker who can make both cocks cum simultaneously.

Toilet Sex with Berretta

Toilet sexI am into so many different kinky things. One of my favorite things is scat play. Human toilets are always so much fun. I like to shit into your mouth while twirling my hips so that you end up with a special Berretta soft-serve chocolate ice cream. It makes my cunt dripping wet watching you eat every last drop of my scrumptious coffee flavored shit. Knowing that when you finish I am going to make you lick my ass clean. I want to feel you stick that tongue deep into my ass and swirl it around. You better make sure it is squeaky clean. While you are tongue fucking my puckered ass, I am going to be finger fucking my cunt. Your tongue up my ass always gives me the best orgasms.

Cum Eating Phone Sex: One of My Favorite Things

cum eating phone sexCum eating phone sex is something I know about. I am such a cum whore that the joke is I was bottle fed semen as a little one. My son knows what a cum whore his mommy is, so he came over with some friends last night to feed me. I always have cum in the freezer, but I was running low. He knew this and thought he would help. I know. It isn’t a totally selfless act because he does get his balls drained. I appreciated it nonetheless. I go through a lot more cum pops in the warmer months. I use one daily to cool my morning coffee. One cum pop cools my coffee and provides the cream. I have several more throughout the day. I had a pitcher next to me as I blew one boy after the other. I sucked the cum right out of the pee holes and spit it in the pitcher until I had a quart of cum. Every boy came three times in my mouth. I know how to drain balls. I went to bed with cum breath, after I filled my ice tray up with fresh jizz of course. First thing I did this morning was make some coffee and use my cum pop to cool it down. Starting my day off with some boy cream always sets the day off on a positive note. Before I even have dirty phone sex with you, I have cum.