Category: Lot lizard sex

Fucking Myself With A Dildo

No Taboo Phone SexI have an older brother and sometimes he will show up at my trailer with his degenerate friends. They drink and party and it always ends with them wanting me to give them a lap dance, blow job or fuck. Well tonight when I got home there they were, already horny and I suspect high.  They wanted some of Deanna but not tonight boys. I was tired and had made bank at the club. However, I am always up for pissing off my brother. So I excused myself to my room and walked back a few minutes later wearing nothing and holding a nice dildo. I sat on the couch between two of the guys and spread my legs as wide as I could.  I stuck my tits in my mouth and sucked my nipples.  I played with my clit and arched my back.  Finally I pulled out the dildo and stuck it right up my nice, wet, bald pussy and fucked myself until I had orgasmed all over it. I could see the outline of their hard dicks through their pants. I removed the dildo and stuck it right in one of the guys mouth, allowing my cum to run all over his tongue. My brother was pissed but I didn’t care. I think I will turn some porn up real loud in my bedroom and piss him off some more.

Trailer Trash Whore Christmas Party Crasher

trailer trash whoreYou know what a trailer trash whore does at the holidays? She crashes Christmas parties. Not just any Christmas party, but the parties of the rich folks from the right side of the tracks. I crashed one Friday night being held in a swank hotel. Most of the women were dressed elegantly in expensive ball gowns. Not me. I was in a short, tight micro dress. It was red with a plunging neck line. I walked in, got a drink and scoped out the men. It appeared to be a work Christmas party. I was getting eyeballed by the women, but the men were asking who I was with and buying me drinks. I didn’t give the female haters any time. When one woman tried to get me kicked out saying I didn’t belong, one of the men I was chatting with told her to apologize to his date. She looked shocked and pissed but she left me alone after that. The guys didn’t care that I crashed their work party. One guy said I was just what the party needed. There were plenty of 20 and 30 something single men there. They were all happy to play with this trashy milf. We found an empty conference room in the hotel for a little gang bang. I bent over the conference table, raised up my slutty red dress and let them fuck my ass one after another. No way any of the snooty high-class bitches at that party were taking cock in the ass. It was one of the best parties I have ever crashed.

Lot Lizard Tales

Lot Lizard SexShould I have a slow night at the club I will often go by the Love’s Truck Stop looking for a few clients to fatten my wallet. There were a lot of trucks idling when I arrived, and I was optimistic. I went in the store and chatted to my favorite cashier, bought a 40 and headed out. As expected, there were many horny truckers looking for a quick blowjob or fuck. I went from cab to cab that night. I hopped in and took their hard cocks right down my throat until they filled me with their cum. Some have beds and we would retreat to there and I would ride those dicks till they filled my pussy with their cum. Others like me to sit right on their dicks until they fill my asshole with their cum. Within a few hours I was a massive cum dumpster. Knowing there is a special trucker friend who loves that, I softly knocked on his window and got in. He spent hours eating all that cum from my pussy and ass, using his tongue and fingers to get every drop of that cum. I headed home all nice and clean with a big wad of cash.

Cum Dumpster in the Snow

cum dumpsterI am a cum dumpster for a reason. It is because I love cum. My cum and your cum. We are under a storm watch where I live. We almost never get snow, so even a few inches and the state freaks out. Mr. Snow Miser has put a cramp in my fucking. I bundled up this morning and went out looking for some trouble. Trouble seems to find me too. I found this hunky snowplow guy. He was into me too. He gave me a ride on his snowplow. I rubbed my big tits against his back while I tried to get my hand down his layers of pants to feel his cock. I found it and it was hard. He asked me if I had ever fucked in the snow. Hell no. I am not one of those crazy polar bear club members, plus we rarely get snow. He kept telling me how hot it was, but all I could think about was his cock in my pussy in my bed! In my warm bed lol.  I was horny though and he only wanted to fuck me in the snow. I guess he was an exhibitionist. Clearly, I am too. I am naked on the Internet. I just like hot ass sex not cold ass sex. I was horny. I caved to his desires. I fucked him in the snow. It was 30 degrees out. That may not be cold to you, but for Florida it might as well be 30 below. My nipples could have cut glass. He warmed me up with hot cum and a stiff dick. He didn’t last long, but this was one time I was happy to get a minute man. I got the trouble I went looking for though. I might have also got pneumonia, but only time will tell.

BBC Sex Stories

bbc sex storiesI have lots of BBC sex stories to share with you, if you are into blonde whores who love big black cocks. I won’t lie. I was not always a BBC whore. When I was a young girl growing up in the south, I was not exposed to many black boys. My dad was a Confederate Flag flying racist man. My mom, however, was more enlightened. It wasn’t that she was a size queen. She needed to make money because daddy never gave her any. He would hit the road and men would pay to fuck her in our trailer. A lot of black men paid for her body. She was a blonde fucking whore. I am just like my mother. The difference is I am not fucking black men for money. Well, maybe I am because I trade my body for coke sometimes! I like fucking black men. My daddy would turn over in his grave if he knew I was a black cock whore. Last night, I met a new black man. Tony is a 24-year-old construction worker. I walked by his crew earlier in the day and he whistled. Maybe cat calling doesn’t work on most women, but it does on me. I gave him my address and he came by after work. He was sweaty and coated in concrete, but that didn’t matter to me. I could have been his mother too. That didn’t matter to me either. I was happy to discover a monster cock. His dick was so big, I measured it. Damn near 13-inches. That was a lot of cock even for an old trailer trash whore like me. I showed off my cock sucking skills. He was impressed. He said he never met a woman who could swallow all his dick before. I am not just any woman though. I am a BBC whore. I took every inch up my pussy and ass too. I am walking funny today, but damn it was worth it.

Trailer Trash Whore EggNog

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore is already in the Christmas spirit. I make my famous eggnog every year this time of the month. My special ingredient is cum. There is no egg in my eggnog. Its all cum and vanilla lol. It is so thick and creamy and fucking yummy. It requires lots of cum, however. So, this weekend, I was on a mission. A mission to collect as much cum as possible for my holiday drink. Trust me, when you look like me, finding men to give you cum is never a problem. I went down to the truck stop Friday, Saturday and Sunday to fuck and suck my way to a gallon of jizz. I had an empty milk gallon jug with me to fill up with cum. I am a cum dumpster, after all. Those truckers were happy to help me out. I would get blow banged, then spit cum into the jug. I would get fucked in the pussy or ass, then shit or piss out the jizz in the jug. Sometimes, the guys just passed around the jug and deposited directly into it for me. My pussy and ass are sore as fuck, but I have enough jizz to make a couple batches of cumnog.

Lot lizard sex

Lot lizard sex

I needed to get high. So automatically I knew I needed to find some old man’s white cock so I can drink the cum out of it. If he gave me what I wanted of course I have no problem giving him what he wants. I put on the sluttiest little school girl outfit I could find and decided to find the nearest truck stop. That place is the best of both worlds because the truck drivers get high as well.  All I have to do is snort some coke off their dicks and make sure to swallow all of their nut while looking them in the eyes. They become putty in my hands and anything I say goes.

   Once I walked into the truck stop I walked right through the middle and started dancing making my ass cheeks jiggle. All the horns at the truck stop started to blow. I knew right then and there I struck a gold mind. I automatically went to the first truck I saw. I needed to scratch this itch bad and get a good high. First thing I did was grab his dick and pull it out. Massaging it with my soft brown hands. My hands firmly around his cock. Up and down my hand went into a motion. I spit on his dick and begin to massage faster.  His eyes rolled to the back of his head. ” Do you like that daddy’? I said. He nodded yes. I asked him so where’s the good shit. I knew he had some because I saw the razor blade and straw on the plate in his seat. He reached over into a tiny compartment and pulled out a baggie. My eyes lit up and I hurried and shoved his cock into my warm wet mouth and sucked him until his dick shot out a creamy liquid. I swallowed with ease. I did a couple of lines and began sucking his cock again. Next I felt like getting fucked in my ass. But I will go to another truck driver for that.

Cum Guzzling Slut

cum guzzling slutSaturday nights I have a routine. I am a cum guzzling slut down at the Love’s Truck Stop. It was chilly last night for Florida, but those big dicks warmed me up.  I normally just suck cock for free, but I need new tires on my car. I didn’t really know any of the truckers there. It was not the usual suspects. I was not sure if it was the cold keeping them away or the fact that it was not my usual lot lizard day. These truckers had heard of me. They were happy to pay me for some of the best head in the state. I love sucking big dicks but getting paid to drain balls was just bonus. My mom and I were hookers for hire in the 70s and 80s, but I discovered I just loved fucking so much I did it for free. But sex always sells. Men will pay for it when there is no one around giving it away. I swallowed load after load in the cold last night and made more than enough to buy new tires for my car. Three truckers were buddies and offered me $500 to fuck. I am a three hole whore, so I took their money and let them play musical holes with my pussy, ass and mouth in the back of a cab. I was just happy to be out of the cold and making enough money to buy a big bag of coke too.

Mommy’s New Gig

taboo phonesexI just found the perfect gig to get me more business. After school tutoring and care. The kind where the school sends the older brats to me so I can keep them until mommy or daddy comes for their precious cargo. I throw them some PBJ sandwiches, turn on the TV, and boom, easy money. But that didn’t satisfy me. I’m a greedy pervy whore. All I can think about is all of that useless flesh sitting there and waiting when I have so much for them to learn. I began by putting them in study groups. It was like an experiment and they were my little guinea pigs. I used money and blackmail to get what I wanted from them. They were trapped. I had them on video showing me those little pussies and dicks. They had no choice but to cooperate. We wouldn’t want Daddy to see those, would we?

Yep, it’s a great business. I’m having an Open House tomorrow. I’m giving out free samples. Sweet little cupcakes with gooey filling and a cherry on top. Cocktail weenies and d’oeuvres. They’ll melt on your tongue. Would you care to stop by and taste my fresh goods?

A Trashy MILF Knows How to Get Shit Done

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A sexy trashy milf knows how to get shit done. I had a flat tire when I came out of Walmart this morning. I looked around for the biggest guy and worked my charm. I went right up to him and explained what happened. I pulled my shirt down to show off more of my cleavage. My big tits get results. I asked him if he had a jack I could borrow, knowing full well he would change my tire for me. I watched him change my tire. I gave him lots of praise for being a big strong man. The truth is I can change a tire, but why would I when I can get a stud to do it for me? I prefer to save my nails and my strength for fucking. After he was done, I offered to buy him a drink. I mean I wanted to fuck him. A strong handsome stud like him had to have a big dick too. I saw the wedding ring on his finger, but that never stops me. We went back to my place for a beer and a fuck. I think he took two sips of beer before his cock was out of his pants. I didn’t care about the beer. I only cared about his cock. I showed off my cum guzzling slut skills and thanked him with a hard swallow of his yummy jizz.