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What would you doOOoo for a klondike bar??

scat phone sexLast night I was bored, just sitting around watching tv when a klondike ice cream bar commercial came on and suddenly I knew what would liven up my evening! Have yall ever heard of a kentucky klondike bar? I know it sounds like the sweet ice cream treat but it is way, way different. You see, first thing you gotta do is take a nice big shit, not in the toilet though you need to do this on a tray or a platter or something. Once you have a nice steaming pile of poo on there, form it into a nice thick log shape and pop that bad boy into the freezer for a few hours, you have to let it freeze totally solid for this to work right. Once you have your shit log nice and frozen you take that poopscle and fuck all your fuckholes with it until it is squishy and defrosted! It feels so fucking amazing when you shove that frozen shit in your pussy and after you get a yummy treat to eat! Now what could be better than that?

I’m Damn Proud to be a Big Dick Sucker and Trashy MILF

big dick suckerA big dick sucker who is a total bimbo whore, will suck anyone off at anytime, anywhere. The pool is open now in my trailer park since it is warm again. I love to sun my hot body. Mostly I like to flaunt it, but I do look better with a tan. This young stud was at the pool too. I didn’t ask his age. I believe in don’t ask, don’t tell when it comes to age and marital status. Neither matter if you have a big dick. I started flirting with him. Discovered he was playing hokey from school as it was some sort of walk out day. I didn’t care if he could drive, vote or drink. As long as he could fuck. Do you know what happens to a young boy when he puts sunscreen on a dirty old cougar’s back? He gets hard. Rock hard. I squirted some sunscreen in my palms, smeared it on my hands, then  worked my hands under his swim trunks till I found his throbbing shaft. I jacked his dick until it was in an upright position. His pre cum was leaking between my fingers. Felt pretty amazing. Tasted finger licking good too. I bobbed my head up and down his rod, slurping up anything that oozed out of  his swollen cock. Yes I slurped up some piss too. I’m a dirty whore. I lick up anything. I was tonguing his taint, jacking his dick and rubbing my pussy. As I was buried between his legs, I heard someone say, “You gonna share your trashy MILF friend, Todd.? I turned around and 4 boys had their cocks out waiting their turn. I took turns blowing and jacking them. At one point, I had one in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my ass and one in my puss. This old cougar can entertain a troop.

Fisting Whore Amara

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I love nothing more than pushing my own personal limits. So the other night I called a couple fuck buddies of mine up. I didn’t lead on or give them any hints on what I had in mind. When they arrived I was all slutted up in some black lace and stilettos. On the kitchen table I had an assortment of lubes. I looked at their crotches and could see their dicks jumping around inside their pants. As their minds were probably going a million miles a minute. I am sure they were thinking two guys and a bunch of lube. They thought their asses were about to get fucked and stretched. Oh no….I had something much more pleasurable for myself in mind. I mean sure seeing a man get drilled with another mans cock is hot. But what good does that do me? I hopped up on the table and I told them to each ball their fists up for me I just wanted to get a visual. Just the thought of a fist in my pussy and one in my ass was starting to make me drip. I grabbed Joe by his hair and shoved his mouth on my cunt. Get me nice and wet because the next thing coming near my pussy is a full fist. In no time at all I had Joe nearly elbow deep in my gaping wet snatch, and Mike wrist deep in my tight asshole. It felt amazing having my holes stretched while they were practically giving high fives inside of me.

Pussy Spanking Makes Me Sloppy Wet

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I have a secret fetish that I am always nervous about asking guys for. I love to have my pussy spanked. It started back in high school with one of my first lovers. He got off on playing the dominant card. I discovered way back then that my pussy responded better to a nice firm smack than it did to rubbing. Since then, whenever I masturbate, I will use one hand to spread my lips apart and the other to slap right on my clit. It sends something similar to shock waves throughout my body.

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My favorite place to masturbate is in water. There is something strangely erotic about smacking my pussy and hearing the splash with the water. I love feeling the hot bath water splash up against my pussy. I come so hard when I have had a masturbation session of pussy spanking. I don’t even need penetration to come. Between the sting of the smacking and the heat of the water hitting me, I come really hard.

Now if only I could find a man who would take the time to get me really worked up by smacking my clit. I bet I would gush come if he fucked me good and hard after an intense session of spanking.

No taboo phone sex Tell a lie Day

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So today is the day were it is tell a lie day. Usually I do not lie because I could give no shits about anything, but just for today and for fucksakes I shall make up some lies. Part of being a dumb whore like myself and relying on blow to get me through the day, amongst other vices- I must say dick makes my world go round and round a hell of a lot easier. Personally my standards are not overly high, if you can stick it in then hey we are pretty much accomplishing our goal.

So today at my other job, we hired like four busboys and they are so geeky it’s rather cute. I am going to tell them a lie and say I am a virgin and I know once I say that they are going to want to stick their dicks in me so bad. I will let them too. I am going to have an orgy with these guys and after they get done cleaning the dishes and lubing up my holes, I will go ahead and break the news to them that I lied. I can not wait, this will be so much fun. They are going to go crazy over my lied about virgin holes!

I’m The Girl 4 U

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You say you don’t want me but you know I am the girl for you. You know that I am the only girl that will get down and dirty with you. The only one that helps you fuck those precious little bitches faces. You know what I mean…you know that you have dark desires. What do you think I do every weekend? Well besides the usual gangbang, and partying… you know I am there babysitting those perfect angels. Lucy, Tiger Lily, and little baby Sky. All are perfect and ready to be used. Their stupid cunt Mommy’s never know that what we are really doing during all that babysitting is far from playing with dollies! We are playing with their faces, their holes too. They will never tell…we can play with them like this for hours and days. We can always play…so don’t stay mad baby. I can be the one who you can beat around, slap and spank and the one who helps you turn those fantasies into reality.

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I walked into the back room to see what my my hoe Brit was up to. It was so fucking hot I had to snap a picture. She told she had a full schedule on this night and was she right. She had more than a full schedule. This bitch had a full mouth. Surrounded by cock of all sizes she was taking them like a pro. Opening wide as they skull fucked her. Cocks were being smacked across her face and forehead while one guy after another took his raging dick and rammed it down her throat. Grabbing her by the hair each guy would take his turn making her gag and choke while holding her down on that fuck rod. You could see the tears start to roll down her cheek as they gang banged her pie hole. Rubbing their glistening pricks around her lips with precum  just oozing out of their holes. Suddenly like fireworks going off they all started to blow their rods. One after another, covering her face, tits, and hair with al of that cum. Gooey lumpy load just hanging off of her and they continued to stuff her mouth full with their meat. She was a hungry girl and she was at a buffet of all you can eat dick. If it wasn’t one dick going into her mouth they were cramming two at a time. This girl had split lips from them stretching her dick suckers so much. But she enjoyed every last pump into her face. That a girl!

Sexy Hot Phone Call Turns On Trashy Milf

Sloppy wet pussyWhen we have a sexy hot phone call, I get so horny and wet. I love talking to you about all my p-mommy fantasies and hearing your fantasies. I get so turned on when you share with me all your nasty thoughts and desires. I always have my toys nearby. As we share our fantasies, you can bet I have a finger working my sloppy wet pussy.  As I rub my clit, I use one of my toys to stretch and fill my pussy.

sexy hot phone callI love having my pussy stretched by a nice hard cock, but when one isn’t available one of my big fat toys will have to do. When you hear my moans, you know they aren’t fake. I’m fucking my pussy nice and hard with my big dildo while listening to all you p fantasies. Those fantasies turn me on so much, I fuck my pussy nice and hard with my toy. My pussy juice glistens on it as it goes in and out of my cunt. I get so turned on listening to your fantasies, I squirt girl cum across the room.

Mmm, my pussy feels a need for being fucked tonight. Are you ready to share your fantasies with me?

Party All The Time

Gangbang Whore AudreyAll I wanna do is fuck and party! Can that be all life is about? It is to me anyway! It was just this morning that I was waking up with a cunt and ass full of cum, and a hangover that would put any man to bed for the day. That doesn’t stop me! I am ready for more! More partying. More cock. More fucking cum for me! Mmm, I have 2 white treats in mind. And I KNOW you have one of those treats for me. A nice and fucking warm sticky load for my pretty face! Satisfy my hunger for your cum, shoot a fat fucking load down this deepthroat cocksucking throat. I wanna be your bukkake facial whore, your gangbang slut that you can share with ALL of your friends. I know that you can’t resist me.  I’m that sexy slut that never says no and always pleases you better than you can even please yourself. I know you’ll come see me soon so you can see me face down and ass up taking that long dick of yours, just like last night.  Except there was over 10 guys there, all taking their turns with me, getting high and drunk with me. Using me all up until their poor balls were empty and deflated. I wanna party like last night baby!

Live Phone Sex with a Trashy MILF

live phone sexLive phone sex has all sorts of meanings. I think it most commonly means you are talking to a real person, not some automated chick like Siri. But it also means you are talking live to me in my home. I am not sitting at some desk with a headset on surrounded by other women doing the same. The majority of time I am in my living room, naked and playing with my pussy while we share dirty stories. Now, some times, like today, I have a few brats at home with me. Although legally they can’t be on the phone with me because they are not old enough, that doesn’t mean I don’t let them listen to me sharing stories about our kinky p family fun. It also doesn’t mean I don’t have a brat or two between my legs licking my pussy or rimming my ass while you and I play. Most guys have a porn on while talking dirty; I have a little one serving as a vibrator. Not much difference. I am a trashy MILF, what can I say? My brats are well trained sex slaves for me and for you. You can ask me to do anything with any one of them, the boys or the girls, and I will not deny you. I am the kind of mother with no limits. And, those no limits extend to my brats. Likely whatever you want to do to them, I have thought of it or have already done it. I love my brats, but I do believe that they are my property. Thant means if I want to whore them out to earn money I will. It means if I want to force fuck tight little cunnies and asses, I will. It means if I want to get one of the girls pregnant, I will. While they are under my roof, they do as they are told. So what can one of my little ones do for you?