Category: Golden showers phone sex

Druggy phone sex

Druggy phone sex$2 dollar you call it special! Come see me strip boys! Lemme shake this ass on your face and throw me some bills! Better yet I will strip for a line! Let me snort a line off your cock, I don’t only dance. I will do anything this good little cock sucker stripper whore for a line of cocaine! I will suck your dick, deep throat all those 10 inches of hard cock you have! Let you bust a nut deep down my throat! If you are into it i will tongue fuck your asshole will I make that dick spit in my mouth or my pretty little face! I will be your little cum dumpster anything for a fucking hit baby! I would also let you fuck my little cum slut. Help you force fuck her tiny little soft cunt. You cant say no to that tiny soft cunt!

Scat phone sex

Scat phone sexOpen wide mother fucker! Let this little sexy ass shin in your mouth! I want to see all my yummy nasty shit going deep down your throat! Ummm yes lick this pretty asshole clean and keep sucking the rest of my shit out my butt hole! I’m going to take shitting tea every night so It works over night and in morning for breakfast I serve you a nice fresh bowl of shit from my sexy puckered asshole! I’m going over to the nigger neighbor and milk his cock with my fucking mouth first trying to suck all that cum out! Then I will make that big black nigger cock cum in my pussy hold it in, get home and make you a cum smoothie with all that nigger cum and my pussy juice mixed together! Honey enjoy your meal I worked really hard to have you this fresh morning meal!

White Trash Phone Sex

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex never has any limits. Guys ask me all the time what my limits are. I have none. We have a vanilla site, but this isn’t it. I couldn’t do vanilla phone sex. I wouldn’t know what to talk about. Would you? I want my sex dirty, even nasty. My life would make a porn star blush. Seriously, I have done more in a week than most women have in a lifetime. I clean up nicely, but I am whore at my core. My eldest daughter and I were at this swank political fundraiser last week for a man running for local congress. We have been to a few of his fundraisers. If people knew the things this man is into, they would be shocked. He is a client of my husband, but we keep his dirty little secrets because he pays us well. He doesn’t pay us to keep quiet. We aren’t black mailers. He pays us for golden showers sex. This fine upstanding congressional hopeful from an Ivy League school and old school money, likes young girls to pee on him. He even likes me to pee on him too. He wants my daughter on the campaign trail with him. He got her an internship. Folks think she is a future lobbyist or campaign manager, but she is just a young hooker for hire. Before he gives any public speech, my jailbait daughter pisses in his mouth and on his dick. If it is a local event, I join in on the fun. He loves the idea of a mother and daughter pissing on him together. I don’t judge. I collect the money and pass go. What dirty little taboo secret do you harbor? My daughters and I are good at keeping secrets and pushing your limits. We don’t judge your kinks. We all have them.

Golden showers phone sex

Golden showers phone sexEvery time you go piss save that piss for me in a cup, so I could drink later. I love the taste of your piss in my mouth. Specially those times when I’m sucking your dick and you decide to be an asshole not telling me you have to take a piss, you just do it anyway. I fucking love that. I just want you to make me your little bitch and piss on me when ever the fuck you want! Ill be your human toilet. If you want the other way around like you being my personal human toilet I will. You will be my toilet fucking slave. I will piss on you while you sleep at night and if I just have to and feel like it I will shit on your dick and face, making you lick my asshole clean. Making you take shit baths every night!

Chocolate Cream pie

Scat phone sexI love the way you ass fuck me with your 12 inch dick its so painful but yet so good! You just fucking pound my ass so fucking good! I could just feel all my shit dripping out of my fucking asshole. Getting ass fucked with that big 12 inch fucking cock makes me shit my self. I just want to grab your cock at the base of that shaft and start french kissing that big mushroom head full of shit! It taste like chocolate to me! Turn around for a little bit and let me tongue fuck your asshole. Let me stick my tongue in deep in that tight little asshole. I love that tasty asshole of yours. Flip me over doggy style, and shove that huge fat long cock in my asshole and put all your man juice in my asshole. Now I will squat on your face and make a chocolate cream pie in your mouth.

Piss Ice Cubes

Pissing phone sexYou know what I really fucking enjoy doing? Drinking my own piss! There are so many fun ways to incorporate my urine into things in my daily life. One of my favorite ways to drink my yummy golden goodness is to freeze them into ice cubes! I take the ice tray and squat over it to fill it up while I let the piss flow out of my sloppy wet cunt. There’s always a spare container full as well that I like to set aside so that I can refill the trays as much as I want! Once they’re nice and frozen, I insert them into my ass and let them melt in my rectum. It feels so good as they stream out of me, flowing down my legs and puddling on the floor at my feet. It smells so fucking nasty but so delicious at the same time! Eating asparagus prior to making the ice cubes really gives a nice smelly effect to them! Putting the cubes in my coffee and water makes it taste so fucking good! I fucking love drinking my own fluids, fuck, it makes me so horny! I love having pissing phone sex and telling you all about my pissing sex stories!

My Filthy Shit Eating Secret

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I don’t usually tell guys about this but fuck it, you are some super dirty boys so I think it’s fine that you know. I love sucking shit out of assholes. I even sometimes collect my on waste and just masturbate with it for fun. I have tons of it saved up, all mixed in with my period blood and piss- festering away and waiting for you to come over and play with me. Dump it all over my head and make me hold my mouth open- I love drinking down all that yummy chunky shit smoothy and then having you fuck me senseless while we’re surrounded in all that beautiful scat! Shove my face down in it and make me lick it up and ingest my own tasty shit stew right up off the floor while you shove your cock deeper and deeper into my asshole. Let’s get as nasty as we want tonight.

Aurora’s Sloppy Wet Pussy

sloppy wet pussyAurora is my name and kinky dirty sex is my game. The kinkier and dirtier it is the hotter and wetter that my pussy becomes. I like my men super nasty. I want you to spread my cheeks and lick my ass clean. Stick your tongue deep inside my asshole while I smother your face with my heart shaped ass. Then I want you to put five or six quail eggs up my puckered ass without breaking them. I am going to use my ass muscles to crack those eggs and then I want you to stick a straw up my tight puckered ass and suck all that shitty egg delight out of me. It gives me a sloppy wet pussy hearing you suck your special breakfast out of my asshole.

Portuguese Breakfast with Deanna

golden shower sex storiesNothing is sweeter to my ears than hearing last call at the strip club where at work. It makes me all giddy knowing that my shift is over and I will be going home with one of my regulars for a night of fun, not to mention the extra money. You are one of my super freaky clients. You always want to spray me with that warm sparkly golden shower straight from your great big cock. I can tell what you have been drinking from the smell of your warm piss. Oh, how I enjoy your warm piss when you have been drinking jack and coke half the night. Now that I am refreshed from your tasty piss. You ask me if I want a Portuguese breakfast. I reply with but of course. I lie down on the floor. You help me to prop my ass and legs up. As I am laying there I can hear you cracking eggs in a bowl. You come back and stick a funnel in my hot wet pussy and then you slowly pour those cold eggs into my hot pussy. The chilly slimy egg creation makes my pussy tingle with excitement. You hold my legs up in the air and put that big hard cock into my pussy. You tell me how you have to scramble the eggs. You pound your big hard cock into my hot pussy until the eggs are all frothy. You help me up over a bowl so that the frothy mixture can run out of my pussy. Then you sprinkle it with your cum and pour it into two glasses. We both enjoy our frothy Portuguese breakfast.

Human Toilet

toilet sexNothing gets this pussy purring harder than when one of my human toilets come into the dinner. I like to take them out back behind the diner where all the rotten food in trash bags have been torn open by stray dogs and scattered on the ground. I make you get down and roll around in that sour milk and rotten vegetables. Then I take a giant piss all over you. I save some piss so that I can sit down on your mouth and piss directly into it. I let the two homeless guys come over and piss all over your face and into your mouth too. You love their nasty cheap beer tasting piss, don’t you? You are such a nasty filthy little pervert. Oh, the smell back there is so wretched that I think I am going to puke. Good thing I have my human toilet here. You are such a nasty little whore that all of this has turned you on and now you are playing with your big hard cock.