So the other day I was on the phone with one of my more regular callers and I was doing what he loves best – taking a fat shit with him on the phone. Well I was holding my phone real close to the toilet of course so he could hear it pushing out and plopping into the toilet…well I guess I was clumsy or something and it dropped right into the toilet! I stared in the toilet for only a moment, I’m no prude so I grabbed it right out. It of course was covered in the hot shit I had just pushed out but surprisingly seemed to still be working. My caller was even still on the phone! I knew he would love to know what I was doing so I let him know I had dropped my phone in my shit but I was going to lick it clean so not to worry. I knew this would drive him crazy! I began to slowly lick it up tasting it and making sure he heard me doing so. This was definitely not my first time tasting my shit, and it wouldn’t be my last either. I moaned and told him how it tasted, how it was still warm too. He told me to take some and rub it on my chest and my nipples so I did what he asked then put the phone back up to my ear – with shit still on it nonetheless. This was probably the best toilet play experience my caller had ever had, and I was having fun too hearing him rub his hard cock and taking his orders through each moan. I knew it wouldn’t be long for him to explode! So I hurried up and peed in a cup holding the phone so he could still hear but of course not dropping it this time…and I took a couple sips and poured it all over my already filthy body. At the same time he came hard and I smiled, I did tell you after all that I’m known as the nasty girl.
Category: Dirty phone sex
I am one nasty chick!
Roaming Charges
There I was, minding my own business, just having a few too many at the park when this happened. I was dressed up for spring and what better way to show off my thrift store find but to go to the park and take in the beauty all around me. Actually our park is just a few square feet up next to some trees that are on the edge of a parking lot, but whatever. A park is a park. I was sitting on the bench, knocking a few back when Junior drove by, he beeped his horn and shouted, “Show’em those tits of yours Ella!” Since I had about six beers in me, I did just that…right when the sheriff was rounding the corner. Junior laughed, the sheriff however did not.
Now I am in the back of the sheriff’s car, along with another guy. I have seen him around town, but not that often. He told the sheriff that he didn’t want to share a car with me, the sheriff replied, “Tough shit.” On the way to the station a cell phone started to ring. It wasn’t mine because mine was in my purse on the front seat with the Sheriff. I looked at the guy next to me and he was sweating like crazy. The sheriff pulled over, got out and opened up my door. He looked down at me and told me that he wanted the phone. I told him that it wasn’t me and then it rang again, we both looked at Charles.
Charles stared straight ahead. The sheriff closed my door then went to the side Charles was seated on. The sheriff asked Charles were the phone was. Charles didn’t say a word, the phone just kept on ringing and we realized that Charles was sitting on it. The sheriff pulled him out of the car but there was no cell phone on the seat, but it kept ringing…or Charles’ ass kept ringing I should say. Charles apparently stuck his wife’s cell phone up his ass so later he could shit it out because she was texting some guy on it and he caught her.
Instead of going to the jailhouse, we all made a stop at the local hospital where Charles had to have the cell phone removed from his ass. I thought this is was about the funniest thing I had ever experienced. The sheriff and I just chatted while we were waiting. I’ll tell you something. I have never put something like a cell phone up my ass, I don’t need to, because if I want something bulky then I know a few guys whose cocks would do the trick.
Hookers for Hire: BJ and Hadley
I was at my regular watering hole hanging with some of the biker regulars when Hadley came in. These guys were whooping and howling for the fine piece of trailer trash ass. Once she was heading back to the girls room I followed her back and offered her some blow. As she was taking her line I asked how she felt like joining me as a couple hookers for hire to service the guys.
This whore was totally into me and was pretty wasted already, so the rest was easy. I conferred with her and coaxed her into coming back to the guys and set up a sweet deal for these horny fucks. We presented the idea to them and they were pulling out the green and shoving it down our shirts. We took off on the back of their bikes and headed off for some hot ass fucking fun.
Back at a sleazy ass crack house the guys kept as their “club house” we smoked some blunts, snorted some crank and got fucked hard. Hadley and I started the guys off with a little two girl action making out and stripping each other while cooing the guys on. Well I was slipping my tongue up her sweet little slit as I felt a nice hard cock slam into my sopping wet snatch.
We fucked hard, sucked the cum dry from these guys and drained their fucking wallets and took off with a nice stash of their drugs. These guys were passing out left and right by the time we finished them off. I hailed us a cab and brought my new hooker phone sex buddy home where we divided up the goods.
We made out like bandits.
A Cum Slut Stripper and An Older Whore Walk Into A Bar
I have known Freida for a long time now. She is a single Mom who strips for a living to feed her little girl, and some habits *snort snort* if you catch my drift. Anyway, the truck stop is on her way home from her job and sometimes her and her daughter will stop by. I adore that little girl, she is going to be one fine Stripping fuck slut, I know she makes her Mommy a lot of money. However, the other night it was just Freida and I was so happy about that. Earlier in the day one of the guys asked about her. I told him about her situation so he invited us both out to a bar that he co-owns with his brother. I knew she was tired because she looked like she had been fucked for hours, but I know she loves money and cum, so I knew she would go with me.
Her and I walked into the bar together. Everything stopped. Turned out we were the only two women there. The place was a fucking dump filled with cock. I looked at Freida, she looked at me. We both shrugged then took a seat at the bar. In no time at all the drinks were coming to us fast and free. I have never drank so much Tequila in my life, and I can drink! Freida was face down in some guy’s lap sucking the jizz straight from the source and I had some random guy’s hand working my pussy. I just kept slamming shots while his finger slammed my increasingly wet cunt.
I think Freida’s pussy was sore because when I went to lick it she winced! Either that or my tongue was cold from the ice. I spent so much time working her pussy. She tasted like a mixture of beer, cum, and unwashed over fucked pussy. That was alright though, because my cunt tasted the same way. Hey, a girl has to make money some how right? Right! After we were done drinking booze and cum, we went back to this guy’s house with his brother. That is where the fun really began. They sure did like to take pictures. At one point they tried to act all cute and say that if we didn’t do as they said they would use the pictures to blackmail us. Good God, Freida and I had a good laugh at that. I told them, “Sweets, do you really think I would be bothered with you showing my shit off to people? For christ sake, everyone knows what I do, and she is a god damned stripper!” The look on their faces, priceless. That didn’t spoil it though, Freida and I played along with their fantasy and became ‘unwilling’ subjects of their sexual perversions. Worst acting in the history of mankind by the way. It is hard to act unwilling when you will do anything.
All in all Freida and I had a great time. She made some more money, got fucked until she was raw, I got money, and had my pussy used the way a cunt like mine should be. I cannot wait to do it again!
Two Whores With A Cum Filled Cunt
I knew she wanted a cum filled cunt as much as I did. Valencia and I waited together downstairs in the hotel lobby. I looked her over and decided she was as trashy as me. Her short skirt barely stretched over her ass, let alone covered her pussy. Her hair was bleached and was ratted above her head like a whore halo. Her top was so tight her tits almost bounced out of it with every step of her walk. Make up was on so thick you could see it almost crack. Thick eyeliner and thicker red lipstick. When I first met this cum whore I knew she would fuck just about anything if the price is right. We sat in the hotel lobby waiting for our signal. We were both paid to take care of the same guy, and I think he liked slutty looking blondes. She could have been my sister. We both got our text and headed upstairs.
Lighting up a smoke we both sat down on the edge of the bed. He motioned for Valencia first and shoved his dripping cock in her mouth. In one motion she swallows it whole. I watched her suck that cock deep and with short gags. She loved being a big dick sucker! The spit drooled out of her mouth and she was holding her breathe nicely when he told me to get up and bend over the couch. Pushing Valencia on the floor he mounted my ass from behind. Pushing hard and fast while holding on to my hair. My cunt was slapped hard by his nuts and my cunt exploded all over his dick. He pulled out of me and grabbed her by the throat and fucked her nice and hard too. He took turns for a good time. This man came almost every time, which made me and Valencia start to beg to taste it in our mouths.
After a few hours he sat down with a cigar and let us both suck on his massive cock. We both worked it nice and slow. We got nice and high and eventually he wanted to see us eat each others pussies. We did gladly. Her cunt tasted like a cum drunk whore. And all three of us continued like this for a while. When we left his room me and Valencia decided to hit the bar. We were both wired and not done partying yet! What good is a new rock and cash if you did not want to party all night?
Drunk phone sex with Jamie
Is it bad that I’m almost always drunk? Maybe it’s even worse that I don’t care. Being sober is boring and I can’t live like that. All I want to do is get really fucked up and make a total whore of myself, I don’t care about the consequences. Boys want a dirty girl which is exactly what I am, that’s why that flock to me. Other girls can be can jealous if they want and talk trash all they want. No matter what nothing is going to stop me because I’m having too much fun.
Nothing scares me, it just adds to the fun. This morning I woke up in an alley and my panties were missing. At some point during the night I blacked out, but when that happens it just means I had a really good time. My pussy was beat up, I could tell because it was throbbing. Then, when I stood up cum started leaking out.
The last thing I remember was teasing some guys at the beach. I was wearing a white shirt with nothing underneath when I was swimming in the ocean with them. By the way they were looking at my big sexy tits told me they all had boners, I didn’t have to check.
Sure, part of me wishes I could remember things when I black out. It would be great if I knew whether all four of them gang banged me or not. Then again sometimes it’s better not knowing because my imagination runs wild. Eventually sometimes I will hear about what happened and a lot of the time it does come close to what I fantasized, but a few times it doesn’t. Either way just hearing about what a filthy whore I was gets my cunt soaking wet. I guess I just have no shame or morals, but is that really a bad thing? Who wants to be with a girl who has all sorts of limits and rules? It’s good that some girls do because that means more boys that want to party with me!!!
Big dick sucker Henrietta
Being a Cum guzzling slut mean I love to suck dick and eat pussy till my belly is full of cum. I even rub my fat cock and cum in a glass for when I’m feeling low.The best and biggest loads come from the giant cocks. I wrap my mouth around the head of that big monster dick and suck it. I make sure that is is soaking wet. I take as much of it as I can down my throat to get him hard, the I bend over and let him shove his giant cock up my tight Tranny Ass. The best big cock is always found on a tranny whore like me. I found these bitches with giant cocks that I couldn’t keep my mouth off of them. I had them both at the same time. I was sucking one off while the other was fucking my ass. Not only am I a cum loving whore I am a Anal sex whore! I want more big cock, blow open ass and rivers of cum down my throat!
Sexy Prostitutes: Brats for Sale
I once saw a little homemade movie called “Brats for Sale.” It was sort of like that old movie “Pretty Baby” where a young girl born into a brothel has her virginity sold to the highest bidder, but this was real and the girls were way younger. My hubby and I live well beyond our means, and let’s face it, there is a huge market for young flesh. Taboo meat is a cash cow all over the world. I know men who go to Thailand for young girls and boys because the age of consent there is much younger. But what if you didn’t have to travel that far? What if you could have your first time with a sweet young boy or girl forever preserved on film for you? When folks get married in Vegas they can get a little keepsake video of their ceremony. I think most men would like a special homemade memory of their first time popping a young cherry.
I turned my home into a little jailbait porn studio after being introduced to that kind of extreme porn. For $1,000 cash, a man can fuck any of my brats, a boy or a girl while I film it for his spank bank. For $1700, he can fuck two of them at once. And for the high rolling taboo loving men, $5,000 cash gets you the cherry of your choice to pop. You can pop a baby girl pussy or ass cherry or even a baby boy ass. But this is a limited time offer of course! Within hours of advertising on some underground P sites, the request for pics of my selection were rolling in and studio time was being booked.My son’s anal cherry was the first to be bought. I have three very lovely daughters, but some man paid top dollar to sodomize my baby’s boy ass for the first time before any of my daughters. In preparation, I gave my boy a roofie to relax him. I even prepared him the night before with an enema so his butt would be all clean and ready to use. I was so excited to film his first hardcore ass fucking. Why go to Thailand when you can fuck young brats in my place! My son whimpered and squirmed. Big Daddy T made my son suck his cock before cramming it up his little virgin butthole. Big Daddy T grunted like a horny animal. He rode my son’s ass good too. Even made my son suck his cherry juice off his cock. I couldn’t help but finger bang my cunt watching that big load of red tinged spunk leak out my baby boy’s ass.
Only been in operation a few weeks, but I have a huge bag of money piling up. This is just the endeavor I need to keep me in the lifestyle I am accustomed too. My brats came out of my pussy; therefore, I own them and can do what I want with them. They need to contribute to the household more, anyway. I am clearly going to need to expand to keep up with requests I am getting. Maybe you would like to help me procure some fresh young talent? If you do, I promise you a free sample! I have 3 boys and 3 girls for you to try out, of various ages, plus think of all the brats we can borrow and steal!
Time to Pay Mama’s Rent
My mama said that she owes you the rent for this month and if it doesn’t get paid today that you’re going to boot her old ass out. She offered you her old snatch but you said no. I am here to show you a pussy you won;t be able to refuse, Mister. My dirty old mama ain’t got no money for you, she is just a used up old whore. But the one good thing that came out of that was me… and I am going to pay her rent with my tight little pussy and my sweet mouth.
Let me get down between your legs and grab that cock right through your jeans. Oh yeah, you like me, I can feel it. You like the thought of ramming that hard dick up inside my tiny little slutty body and taking every dime that she owes you out of my hide. Watch as your dick slides all the way into my little mouth, and forget all about that money. I am going to make you wish she is broke every month, so that I come by with this payment
Your grab me rough and spread my legs right there on your dirty floor. I don’t give a fuck what you do to me, just do it like you mean it. You jam your cock so hard and fast into my tight cunt that you make me scream. You know your neighbors can hear, and my mama can probably hear it too, right down the road. She knows her little girl came down here to pay her bill, and she can hear that I am paying it well. She raised a naughty little bitch like me to handle dirty old men like you, and thats exactly what I am going to do…
Wild Weekend
Last night was no different then any other Friday night. Lots of fucking and lots of drinking. This morning my eyes were red, my pussy was sore, my clothes all wrinkled and I am missing my panties. Kudos to the lucky bastard that has them. I am sure he is somewhere sniffing them and jerking his cock. Driving home I catch a glance at a sign on the side of the road and I think I must still be very fucked up. That couldn’t possibly have said what I thought it did. I had to turn the car around and look again. sure enough it said exactly what I thought it did. Really? We had just been talking about what the hell we would do tomorrow for Easter. It is really such a lame ass holiday. Now I knew what we were going to do. I took a picture of the sign on my phone and went home to call every trashy whore I knew. Male and female.We were going to crash this party and do it literally. We were going to make this fucking Easter Egg hunt one that these church going fuckers would never forget. It was an open invitation and they extended it….