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Woo Hoo PB&J

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Today is National PB&J day and let me say, this broke ass bitch can appreciate a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I decided in honor I would not only treat myself to an amazing treat but I would also treat my four legged pal. I went into the kitchen and grabbed the jar from the counter and dirty phone sexbegan to make me a sandwich. Taking the spoon I held it down for him to lick it clean. He licked his chops while I spread the jelly onto the other side of the bread and married the two together. I walked towards the bedroom with my furry friend right behind me.After removing the jeans and panties I was wearing I sat on the edge of my bed. I took a bite from my crust less sandwich. I liked my bread shaved, just like I was.  He sat on the ground panting as I ate my sandwich. I took it and rubbed it between my slit leaving peanut butter and jelly between my pussy lips; my little guys own sandwich. He lapped at my clitty and I began to moan from how good it felt. Every time he would slow I would run more on there for him. I took a corner and slid it just slightly into my pussy hole. He stood up wagging his tail and lapped his tongue genially coaxing it out. I spread my slit wide open for him and he stuck his tongue inside me.

“Good boy, get mommy, make mommy cum.”

I took the sandwich and put another piece inside me. Again he happily licked it from me. I wanted him to cum to so I got on the ground and began to stroke him. I sucked him into my mouth while he panted heavily. I turned onto my White trash phone sexbelly and helped him to mount into me.  I moaned and he met those moans with wild noises. I forgot how amazing he felt inside me, I took the sandwich rubbing it on my neck and he licked it back clean while he moved inside me.When the both of us came I rolled back on the bed tossing him the remnants of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He gobbled it up licking his floppy lips clean. When he was done he jumped onto my bed and lay next to me. He began to doze off to sleep and I kissed him on his nose. “Happy peanut butter and jelly day my prince.” I said to him as he began to wag his tail gently, then we both drifted off to our horny dream lands.

April Fools You Cheating Bastard!

Shemale phone sexTonight is going to be one of the most amazing fucking good times ever.  Today is April 1st, which means it is April Fools Day.  Usually I’m the one who gets pranks played on me by back wood hillbilly idiots, but tonight will be different!  I have a twin sister and she recently found out that her boyfriend has been fucking around on her.  I can’t blame him much because Stella is a piece of work.  I’m surprised anyone would dip their dick in her, but hey, when the pussy is just thrown at you like she wields hers around, you take it!

Now as I said, her boyfriend has been fucking around on her.  She phoned me this morning to see if I could help her out.  I told her sure, what did she have in mind?  She wants me to drive into the city and be at a certain bar and pick her man up.  I told her that if that happens I will not be held accountable for what happens once we get back to my room.  She said, “GOOD! FUCK HIM ELLA, MAKE HIM BLEED!”  Well alrighty then.  There are a couple of rules though. 

If I manage to catch his eye; which shouldn’t be hard since he is dating Stella after all. HA!  The rules are as follows: 1) I cannot let him know that Stella is my sister; 2) I cannot let him know before hand that I have a nice juicy dick; 3) When I finally reveal this glory between my beautiful thighs I have to yell “APRIL FOOLS FROM STELLA YOU CHEATING BASTARD!” Then basically force myself on him and ride him until he is raw and crying. 

I told her that I would do it, not because he cheated on her but because for once, it will not be me on the receiving end of an April Fool’s joke.  PLUS, I get to fuck hard, fast and make it hurt! What a fabulous April 1st I will have!

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Lick the Shit off My Foot Bottom Feeder

no taboo phone sex big tits cum dumpI was trying to score some drugs off this young drug dealer. Everything was going well. I was blowing him, polishing the chrome right off his knob in exchange for an eight ball. And in walked this loser who has pretty much been stalking me. He is rumored to have a tiny dick, and well I ain’t got time for small packages. But, he thinks because I’m a dirty old whore, I will fuck anything. WRONG. Move along looser. When I told him to get the fuck out of my trailer, he tried to threaten me. Said he would turn me in for prostitution and drugs if I didn’t fuck him. Half my age, but half my brain also. Stupid fucker. One, you don’t ruin my score. Two, you don’t blackmail me. My dealer left me with a load of cum on my face but NO coke. I was beyond pissed. I turned to Jim, “Well I guess you better finish me off since I didn’t get fucked.” He started chomping at the bit.

I can’t believe he thought I would really fuck him. I informed him he needed to lick my ass first. He was more than happy to get at my taint. That was until I shit on his face. I had my ass right on his face when I squirted a nice juicy log down his throat. He started to gag, tried to spit out my shit. I just smeared it across his face with my ass, making him lick my dirty asshole. Then I stood up, took my foot and stepped in my own feces, and forced him to lick the shit off my foot too. I just kept stepping on his face with my shit covered foot so he would lick it clean like a dog licks its dirty ass after taking a dump. “This is what happens to losers who attempt to blackmail me,” I shrieked at him. I force fed him all my shit with my foot until my foot was clean again. He licked up every single speck of crap too.

toliet sex scat playI made sure he understood that if he ever tried to blackmail me again, everyone would know he was a shit licker. Pretty sure I rid myself of that bottom feeder. I’m a nasty bitch. I have no limits, no taboos. You try to fuck with me, I will fuck back tenfold.

Hot Stripper Sex and Lickably Delicious Sweaty Ass Crack

This regular of mine from the Strip Club has a taste for hot stripper sex and ass crack licking. Yup, he likes to lick my sweaty ass crack after I’ve been dancing or working out. This odd little fetish of his for licking really sweaty crack doesn’t end there. John also takes it further in that he loves licking under my sweaty breasts, and sticking his his dick in every bend or crevice he can.

Pumping my thick thighs, and the area beneath my thighs right below my cunt gets him really going. Sure he loves dipping into my sweaty cunt and ass but the sweaty unusual areas gets his goo flowing. I was on all fours one session and his head buried between my ass cheeks. He was licking, rimming and sucking my sweaty salty crack and hole when I used my sweaty arches to stroke his dick.

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When he came all over my sweaty smelly feet he had to get down and lick between my toes and lick my arches. He is such a dirty smut loving man and is always on call after I have a hot yoga session. He awaits anxiously to peel off my yoga pants and bury his tongue in all the sweaty crevices.

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In a way I find it a turn on and to sit my big round sweaty ass on his face while jerking him with my sweaty gym socked feet. Once he explodes he takes my sweaty cum soaked gym socks off with his mouth sucking the cum and sweat outta them. Such a filthy trailer trash loving man John is and our playtime is always interesting.

Garden Party

Cum Dumpster I was out doing my gardening today. Of course I was only wearing my tiny little skirt and NO panties. I wanted to make sure EVERYONE had a GREAT view of my bald cunt! I wore a cut off t shirt that says “Easy” In case my bald visible cunt didn’t give that fact away! I love the look of a clean well trimmed lawn. In front of my house and in between my legs! I knew it would not take to long to find a new gardener! And I was right! A work truck was passing by full of mexicians! They were on the way to do the lawn down the street. But I distracted them! There was 4 big strong men who all asked if I needed help with my yard. I gave them the biggest smile! I told them that If they trimmed up my yard I would let them fuck me! And they started working HARD! I knew that yard would be done in minutes so I hurried inside to get ready. I pulled out all my toys and oils. Then I stripped down to NOTHING! I didnt want to wait for them to finish so I went to do the door and called out they could finish that LATER! Now it was MY TURN! Those 4 men took me right there in my living room. One big fat cock up my ass. One in my cunt and two cocks I had to suck and lick! That is until we switched it up. It was like the guys were doing musical chairs with my fucking body! It was FANTASTIC! I got fucked so fucking good!

Fisting Whore Lilibeth Trains Her Fuck Trophies

fisting whore trashy mommyI have been called a ton of things in my life. Trashy slut, trailer park trash, dirty mommy, p mommy, gutter slut, druggy whore…. I guess I am all those things and more. But I am a fisting whore too. Ever since I was a little girl, I have liked big things up my cunt and ass. Daddy use to fist me. I would get on all fours in the living room, spread my legs, and beg for him to shove his arm up my dirty fuck holes. In the beginning he was gentle, would use Vaseline or some other lube. One time he even used Crisco. Hey, whatever works, right? Daddy isn’t around to fist his baby girl anymore, so I am training my fuck trophies to fist me.

Today I had my brats all line up behind me. We played a little game. I was on all fours facing away from them. I wanted to see if I could tell who was fisting mommy based on the hand that was crammed up my cunt and ass. I did pretty well. Got 4 out of 6 correct. Their arms are nowhere as big as I like it, so they put 3 or 4 in me at once. Now that gave me the stretched out feeling I love.

trashy MILF incest sexMy little ones loved our little game, but a few of them were curious about how it would feel to be fisted. Well my hand is way bigger than any of my offspring’s. I explained that I may ruin their little butts and pussies with my fist. But one of my girls said, “But mommy you put big dicks and those special toys in our butts.” She was right, so I rethought things. Before long, I was dipping my fists into Vaseline and turning my babies into fisting whores like their momma. Their little asses and pussies are very resilient. Just like mine when I was younger. But don’t worry, I didn’t ruin any holes for your cock! You can still violate my fuck trophies’ asses and cunnies.

Dirty Phone Sex with Slutty Stripper Petal

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No matter what time it is, if I’m at work I’m probably drunk. I start taking shots and drinking before I walk through the door. My usual routine is two shots of whiskey or vodka before I call a cab, but lately I’ve drinking two huge drinks instead. It always hits me during the ride so I’m always stumbling into work late, no one cares though. The first thing I do after I walk through the door is go to the bar and get a drink to sip on while I finish getting ready.

For the last two weeks or so I’ve been nearly black out drunk before I even start to work the floor. That doesn’t stop me from drinking more with the other girls and doing shots with customers. I’m sure I piss a lot of the other girls off because I get the most attention, but I can’t help it. It’s not my fault that the customers love seeing me this way. They all know how slutty it makes me.dirty phone sex

Last Thursday I was giving some random guy head in the back of his shitty car after my shift was over. I don’t even remember how I got there or if I was even getting paid, but I guess it didn’t bother me because I did the same thing Friday. I was barely in the club for three hours Friday and I was already black out drunk grinding on costumers. I don’t remember anything, but the bartender Kitty and the door men both told me I went to VIP room eight times that night.I couldn’t even pretend I was shocked or upset by that. Honestly, I was proud of it. I set a record that I doubt any girl will ever beat. Neither of them seemed as excited as me. They should have been thrilled because they got a cut of all that money too!

Kitty understands that I’m just having fun and making money, but the door man said he was worried about me. That’s funny! Every time I get black out dunk at the club he always finds a way to molest me. He’ll slip his hand under my top and squeeze my titties or slip a finger into my thong to rub my clit. I guess he thinks I don’t notice, but I do. Secretly, I love it so that’s why I never try to stop him.

Is it weird that it turns me on knowing that he see’s me acting slutty? When he told me everything I did in the VIP room Friday my pussy got so wet that it nearly soaked through my panties. Maybe it is a little sick, but I just can’t help it. I love hearing what a nasty little whore I’ve been and I love it even more when other people see it.

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Lot Lizard Sex for Coke Money

lot lizard sex BBCLot lizard sex is not beneath a trailer trash whore like myself. I was jonesing for some coke today. And my pussy was screaming “feed me bitch.” When my cunt is cock hungry like it was this morning, I like to feed it something extra special and extra dark. Big Darryl is known in my community as a trucker with a cock almost as big as his trailer. He has a penchant for old white lot lizards, and he pays well. Win win. My cunt gets spoiled by some Nigga dick, and I get some cash for coke. I put on a slutty outfit and trolled my way right down to the truck stop.

Big D was happy to see me. “You needing a fix Bev,” he said. “More like a double fix if you get my drift,” I replied back. He thought I meant two black cocks, so he went and got his friend. Fuck, I was down for that. Two big dark meat specials, double pay, more coke and one sloppy wet cunt. We went into Big D’s cabin. Wasted no time. They whipped out their fucking anacondas, I fell to my knees like a hungry hippo. Stroked them both for awhile, before I crammed them both down my throat. “You a Nigga slut Bev baby” Big D asked as they skull fucked my dirty old mouth.

BBC phone sex lot lizardHell yes I am. I love big black cock. I hopped on Big D’s huge ride while I continued to suck his friend off. He grabbed a couple hand full’s of cougar ass, and slammed me down on his almost two foot dong. I was screaming like a banshee; that thing was so big it pierced through my internal organs. I was creaming all over his cock. Hurt so good. I fucked them both until cum was oozing out of my pores. And because they were paying me, I had to let them do anything they wanted including pissing down my throat and fisting my ass. You think a black dick is big, you ever have a black fist up your ass? Talk about not sitting right for awhile. I was not in a position to say no. Big D takes what he wants anyway.

  I had one happy mother fucking snatch too. Stretched out, gaping open, cream filled cunt. I put my clothes back on as Big D tossed me some cash. I then marched my ass on down to Troy in another truck and bought myself an 8 ball. Cum running down my legs too. Yeah, nothing is beneath a cougar cum dump whore when she is craving coke.

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Beer Bottle Skank

Cum Whore Bitch Phone Sex CindySo it is spring break, and you know what that means right? Fucking wild and crazy? That is right! So I went to the store to get some beer with some of my friends. The weather was nice as fuck so we were going to get our grill on. Who the hell wouldn’t want to grill in this weather? Anyway so I am at the store and this bitch seriously gives me a fucking stank eye. Jealous ass bitch had the nerve to look at me like she knew me. What bitch? You think I am a whore? Well guess what I am and I will take that nice piece of eye candy on your arm and fuck the shit out of him and there is nothing your stupid ass is going to do about it. So we went about out shopping and checked out and like went to the car. I know you already know who was parked right next to my buddy’s car, right? Mother fuckin stuck up bitch in the front seat while her man loads the groceries into the car.Dirty Anal Play Phone Sex
She eyed me in her rear view so I decided to put on a show for her. I took a beer bottle out of the box and stuck it up my skirt, eyes locked with Mr. Man Prize. Squeezing my tight ass cheeks around it I twisted the cap off that bitch and let the cap ping off the ground. I removed the bottle from my skirt and licked on it with my luscious lips showing him what I could do to the cock that was hanging between his legs. I am sure little miss prude in the front seat never showed him anything like this; never could and never would. His jaw drop as I took it to my lips and chugged it down. Tossing the empty glass bottle under my car I winked at him and licked my bottom lips. He shut the trunk his mouth watering like a little hungry bitch for me. “Look me up on Facebook sexy, and I will show you how you deserve to get fucked real good.” I gave him my name and took his. He told me he would contact me as soon as twat waffle wasn’t around.
So went home, got trashed ate some good food and then, boop, there is pretty face. ‘Hey sexy, that thing you did with the bottle was so hot, I want more.’ I mean, of course he wanted more of this white trash skank. Who wouldn’t I am a total cum bucket willing to do whatever the fuck any guy wants to make him happy. These vanilla bitches did not know what they were missing when it came to bomb ass fucking. We talked back and forth he told me I am a dirty girl and that he didn’t care he wanted a chance for me to rock his cock. So I gave him my address and invited him over. I let my buddies know so that they wouldn’t be surprised when a new person showed up.
My friends were so used to my wild ways. I had fucked each one of them at one point or the other, and could still fuck any of them. So Muscles shows up and is already hot and ready to fuck with a capital ‘F’. We grab us a few beers and I take him to my bedroom. He ate my pussy like someone kept in a third world prison who ain’t ate in weeks. That shit felt so good. He took out a beer bottle and shoved it up my cunt. It was so cold and wet it sent shivers up my spine. I moaned as he played with my clitty with his finer and fucked me with the bottle.
Takin a rubber out my drawer I told him to wrap it the fuck up and rail me with that dick. He wrapped it and then flipped me over, pulling my hair and shoving his cock deep inside my pussy. He spit onto my tight little ass hole and I though he was going to shove his dick in. Surprise! Not his cock, but instead the same beer bottle he had in my tawt. This dude was giving me Double penetration with his own dick and a beer bottle. I wasn’t going to complain though. Shit felt so good I came twice before he removed his dick wrap and shoved himself in my face to finish. I swallowed ever bit of him while I was still on all fours. Then I shot that bottle out of my ass and popped it open and had a sip.
He smirked at me as I rolled over and propped myself up on my elbows. “ You are one nasty bitch , babe. We have got to do this more often.” I chuckled at him playfully and took another sip of my beer. “Guess we will have to see, your girls gotta busy schedule ya know.” I played coy, knowing he was another one to add to my fuck list. I liked my list long and with a wide variety and I was always looking to add to it.
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Pimping Ain’t Easy

cum filled cunt cleoThe other night I went to the club and there he was in all his glory. There was no denying that he was a full fledged PIMP. He wore all white, the hat and coat were fur, he had the cane, the the shades, the strut, His pours oozed PIMP. I had to get a picture of him just to share with the girls and he posed for me gladly. Then he followed me around the club all night long trying to get me to be one of his girls. He promised me the sun and the moon. His antics were very entertaining and he was persistent to say the least. There was no way in hell I was going to let him pimp me out, I am not giving any one a cut of my money. But he did drop a shit load of money on me that night so the next day I agreed to meet him and let him take a few snap shots of me. I should have known his apartment was done in all white too. He tried to impress me with his lavish life style. Funny PIMP, he doesn’t think I know that all this was bought by dumb bitches willing to work the streets and give him a cut? I let him take his pictures. When he asked me to suck his dick I couldn’t help get wet, I love sucking cock. And then I had an idea. I said yes and got on my knees. I gave him a blowjob like he has never had before. I brought him to the edge several times, teasing him with my mouth and making his knees buckle. When I finally let him blow his load, I stood up and smiled, holding out my hand and telling him the pictures were a thank you for last night but the blow job would cost him. The look on his face was priceless, but he paid up. Silly little PIMP….