Friday nights, I make a drunk sex porn with trailer park boys. I am mostly a coke girl, but I do like my beer. Even for a skinny old whore, I can hold my beer. Last night, however, I got wasted. I cannot remember the last time I was that plastered. It was because I was mixing my drinks. I crashed this party. It was a teen party. No one minded that I was there because I brought some party favors. They had a keg there. One of the guys was in college and he brought the keg. The rest snuck booze from their parents’ liquor cabinet. I showed up with vodka, rum, cases of beer and whiskey. I had the better booze That is what is needed at a party, right? Drinks that go down easily so you can get drunk without realizing you are drunk. I wanted those teen boys to not care about the teen girls at the party because this trashy milf was there. When I walked in with my cut off shorts and my tube top, all eyes were on me. It did not take them long to realize I was not busting them. I was there to party with them. I let the boys do body shots off my sexy ass body. I was mixing my drinks. I would chug a beer, then have a fruity mixed drink, then do some shots of whiskey and repeat. Someone made Jell-O shots with grain alcohol and that got me super wasted. Most of the girls had left the party because the boys were ignoring them which was my end game anyway. I was a gangbang whore, a gangbang drunk whore for teen boys. They were pumping me full of their seed. I do not remember much after a certain point, but there are some dirty Polaroid pictures that helped me piece the night together. Those pictures plus all the cum in and on my body helped me remember the fun I had.
