The beauty of live phone sex is that it is unpredictable. I was on a call last night. It was a long one. Both me and my caller were doing a lot of blow, which makes me wilder and hornier than usual. I had a house full of folks too. My family knows what I do for my honest money. My brats and my husband all think it is pretty hot that I am a phone sex whore. Often they listen in, masturbate, get some second hand thrills, especially on long calls when they feel neglected. I was in the kitchen last night because I was drinking wine and snacking. Coke gives me the munchies. So does pot, but with blow, I want chocolate. I was sprawled out on the kitchen island, sharing incest stories with my caller, when I felt someone licking my pussy. It felt pretty amazing. I was making sexy moaning noises which my caller found extra hot. He assumed I was masturbating as he was telling me about the little itty bitty cunnie he was violating nightly. Honestly, I was about to stick my hand in my panties when someone beat me to it with their tongue. I went to palm the back or his or her head, assuming it was one of my naughty slutkins. Unless one of my brats needed to shave his or her back desperately, it was not one of them. It was our four legged baby. I was so high, I failed to realize that I was sitting on a peanut butter sandwich I had made earlier. The peanut butter had spread up into my ass and cunt. My furry baby loves peanut butter treats. To her, my pussy and ass was one big wet creamy peanut butter treat. I didn’t stop her. It felt pretty amazing having her lap on my swollen clit while I got high and talked about family fucking. That is the beauty of live adult chat. You can be having furry friends phone sex too and not even realize it!
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Hookers for hire this Easter
Are you looking for Hookers for hire? I am a dirty hooker, who loves to be covered in your piss and shit. I will do anything for your money. My last client, he wanted me to dress up as the Easter bunny! He has always wanted to fuck the Easter bunny, he wanted her to hop on his cock! I could not help but laugh at this guy. I had to be fucked up to dress up at a Easter bunny with a furry butt plug up my ass and hop around for this sick fucker. He took his ring off, but I can see the tan line around his left finger.
This guy is married and he comes to me with his sick fantasy. I love making these men pay me to do their naughty fantasies, no matter how gross it is. When their wives could do it. Now this guy had a tiny cock that he painted to look like a fucking Easter egg! I was laughing so hard I started to piss myself and he begged me to piss in his mouth. As I let my warm golden stream of piss flow I could see his little Easter Egg cock get harder! He wanted to hide his Easter Egg dick inside of my warm wet Easter basket! I hopped on his cock till his Easter Egg cracked and his gooey yoke was in my pussy.
Big Dick Sucker Lessons on Some Dirty Talking Lines
I’m a big dick sucker. I taught my daughter how to be one too, just like my mother taught me. I guess you could say I have some dirty talking lines for phone sex. I love talking about all sorts of non vanilla topics like drugs, incest, gangbangs, toilet play, four legged friends, breeding sex, cum eating… I guess you get the picture? Want to know how I taught my daughter to suck a big dick? I used our four legged friend. He was a big beast so he had a big dick for a little girl. She loved him, so it was easy to get her to do it. I was high as kite that day, so that may have added to my choice of cock for her first head lesson. She complained at first that it was slimy. But once she realized Thor loved it, she sucked harder and faster. Her brother busted us. I thought for sure he would be disgusted with us both, but quite the opposite. He was so turned on he started stroking his dick watching.
I wasn’t going to be the only girl without dick in her mouth, so I sucked my son off while my daughter toyed with Thor. Thor locked his red rocket in her mouth and thrust like a beast until he came. I was so proud of my little whore; she swallowed his nasty spunk like a dirty old cougar. Like her mamma actually! My son jet blasted his load in my mouth watching his sister take spooge from the family beast. My daughter and I made out, swapping our loads of cum. My son got hard again and decided to give his sister his big bone in her ass. Well he was humping her like an animal, so Thor got jealous. I smeared a little peanut butter on my ass so he could lick me to a hard cum. As his reward, he got a pat on the head and the chance to shove his red rocket inside my puss. He hooked that barbed fuck stick in me until he busted his nut too. It was a fun for the whole family kind of day, white trash style.
Live Phone Sex So You Can Talk to Sexy Girls
Live phone sex lets you talk to sexy girls right from the comfort of your home. I never could have been a phone sex operator in the 80s when girls sat fully clothed in a cubicle wearing some ugly headset talking dirty while filing their nails sitting next to two ton Bertha. Phone sex sluts in the modern world are hot sexy dirty girls talking naked in their homes with you. I love prancing around in my birthday suit playing with my pussy while I talk dirty to you and listen to you stroke your cock. You can even hear my wet cunt over the phone. I get so wet talking dirty, especially talking about family fun and little ones. I am a trashy MILF, so I play with my brats and their friends.
One of my favorite things to do on a call is go into my daughters’ rooms. I smell their panties while telling dirty p men about all the naughty things I do with them, like pimping them out and selling their virginity. I will even go in my sons’ rooms and wipe my wet cunt with their tidy whiteys. They jack off in my panties, why not return the favor? Being in my home means I can fuck my cunt and ass with an array of toys for our pleasure. I even will use my teen daughter’s sex toys too. I am kinky that way. Hell, I may even let the four legged boy have a peanut butter pussy sandwich on a call since I am live, alone and uncensored!
In my world, anything goes. There are never any limits. Nothing is taboo. I want to share my exploits with my big brood with you. I want to tell you about my time as daddy’s breeding whore when I was a young girl. You tell me your secrets, I tell you mine.
dirty phone sex
I am extremely dirty lately because I have been such a filthy naughty skank. I went to the doggie park to let my pup run around- okay so we already know I am being modest.
I went to the park to find some hot cocks to get laid. I can not help myself at all, furry friends tend to say a lot about their owners.
There is actually a rather great selection today. My wing man always gets attention from being so cute, so this is easy. There is group that meets here every day at this time and then meets back at someone else’s house for drinks after. I have always wondered what kind of nasty fun they have.
I introduce myself and they love me, they invite me to join in. I just can not refuse! The group consists of 13 people so I know for sure- someone is as horny as me!
We all sit around drinking talking about our creatures and how much we adore them. Everyone seems to be getting pretty dirty. This goes further then just cock and pussy, this goes all the way to fur and claws, cherries and pink rockets. I am getting so soaking wet.
This is going to be one hot orgy.
Furry Friends Phone Sex: Woman’s Best Friend
Do you enjoy furry friends phone sex? I’m not going to lie, I have been playing with man’s best friend since I was a little girl. I mean when you are horny, and no human playmates around, a girl has to do what a girl has to do! Have I mentioned how much I hate back to school season? When I wake up with a pussy begging to be licked and an asshole needing fucked, it breaks my heart that my brats are in some stupid school building when they should be here with me. If I were smarter I would home school them.
Well Rocket was home. I bet you can guess why I call him that! He is a bit scruffy looking and can’t articulate well, drools a ton, but he has a nice working cock and this tongue feels like sandpaper. It is the best. I was in one of my desperate need to get off moods, so I had a private party for me and the family friend. I smeared my pussy and ass with peanut butter; it’s an aphrodisiac to Rocket. He crawled right between my legs and gave me long wet sloppy licks. Drilled his tongue deep in my fuck holes. Greedy little bastard, but just what I needed.
I eventually got him to mount me like the horny fucker he is, by spreading myself out on the couch. He was humping away, hooked in my cunt when my daughter came home sick from school. “Can I play too mommy,” she asked? I motioned her over and she slid underneath us and sucked his big hairy nut sack as his cock slammed in and out of me. When he busted his load in me, I had her lap it out of my fuck holes instead. As she was buried between her mommy’s thighs licking me clean of furry spunk, he got a second wind and mounted her. We all needed cigarettes after that morning action. Man’s best friend is actually woman’s best friend.