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Handyman Special

trashy whore evonneI love a big strong man that knows how to fix things. Come on in with that tool belt on and let’s play Mr. Fix-it. I will fuck and suck you until your knees are weak and my pussy is so fucking wet that my clit is swimming in it. All for a few home repairs around here. Of course I want you to take that big fat money wrench and shove it in me and fuck me with it. And those C-clamps you have in your bag, tighten those on my nipples and pussy lips until I cry out. I love when my handy man gets handy on my body before using those tools around the house. I sometimes catch you smelling my juices on those tools while your fixing things and that just makes me want to fuck you again. Are you ready for a break big boy because this pussy needs some more attention. I think I need to take care of your leaking pipe while you snake me out for free flowing. Don’t forget to ask about my specials when you call!

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The only thing I like more than sucking a big, fat cock is when someone is watching me do it. Being recorded makes it even better. So what if I like to watch videos of myself, who doesn’t? It’s hot seeing how my little face looks when it’s getting fucked. Sadly very few guys can handle holding their phones with my mouth wrapped around their dick because I would love to see myself from their point of view. There have been a couple that tried, but in the end it didn’t work out. Either the video was too jumpy or there would barely be anything was in the shot at all. After one guy dropped his phone I decided to stop trying for awhile. He was so upset about his phone that he lost his boner, it was so awkward. Thankfully he’s all better now, but that’s probably because I’ve been sucking his dick every day to make up for it.

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Now I set my phone up on a table against the wall and the videos have been turning out great so far. That guy who dropped his phone, Joel, has been in a lot of them. His cock and balls look so good on camera it would be silly not to take advantage of that. Plus Joel always fills my mouth with a huge, salty load of cum. I’m very lucky girl because Joel is one of those rare guys that can cum multiple times, but he never runs out. I’ve been with men who can cum two or three times before they’re done, but Joel doesn’t stop sometimes unless he passes out. What girl wouldn’t love that? It was such a nice surprise, I never would have guessed he had such an amazing talent after the first time. I’m so happy that I felt bad enough about his phone to offer him daily blow jobs for life.

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Employee Of The Week

 

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My boss might as well have hired one of those sign spinning guys to stand on the corner!

Last time he pulled a stunt like this, the cops were in here trying to shut us down!

It’s not bad enough he has the highest cover charge on the block, the most over priced watered down drinks and he gets thirty percent of our tips! Now he is trying to pimp us out to!

Don’t get me wrong…I am all about that base (sorry, couldn’t help myself). I mean guys throw more money and candy at you and sometimes, it’s actually good! But I can’t afford for big brother to be shutting down my place of employment for a week cus we got caught!

Then I had this idea! One of the girls at the club was working there, putting herself through nursing school. She is always looking for someone to practice on, ya know, to test her skills. I am pretty sure I remembered her learning about hernias a few weeks ago.

That is a community service we should all participate in! So I suggested to my sleaze of a boss that we could assist Nurse Nancy in her education and disguise his little fuck fest as “practice” hernia testing for a moderate donation!

He loved the idea so much, he named me employee of the week! And at a strip club….. when a girl in a slutty nurse uniform says “drop your pants”, you do it!

Men were lining up from everywhere as we opened our snatch and told them to turn their head and cough!

There was one man, we called him Dick ( no really…that was his name)! We all took turns on Dick. I started sucking his massive cock, getting him all slippery and wet for easy penetration into Nurse Nancy’s hernia detection device. I did not realize it at the time, but that huge man muscle was just starting to get hard! 

He started slamming Nancy’s little cunt so fast and hard, she barely had time to squeeze!

Nancy was pretty wasted and her cunt was filled with cum so I thought I would take a shot! Dick had the biggest fuck stick I had ever seen and it seemed like it was getting bigger with ever stroke! I tried to take it all in my mouth but he was so fucking big that I gagged and choked before it was half way down my throat!

By the time he started pounding the hell out of my cunt, he was so huge, even my wore out fuck hole felt tight!

When he dumped his load, he came so hard that he gave himself a fucking hernia!

That was the end of hernia testing and the end of my employee of the week! Too bad though, cus I would love testing out big Dick again!

Damn, he had a nice cock! You could feed a girl for a month on that thing!

Trailer Trash Whore Does You Right

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Come on down to our trailer park where we will satisfy every need that your fine self can muscle. We are some nasty as cum dumpsters who will work one by one or all for you. We love getting trashed and sitting outside showing off our cunts and tits for all the trailer park boys to see. We decided to do our own calendar shoot too. Fuck, we are gonna make enough money to have beer for the next month. Swasted in May, Woo Hoo! I am the biggest cum guzzler of us all too. I do not think there is anything that I would not do to taster your cum on my lips. Don’t even have to be your jizz either.

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I love being a little p slut and fucking those fuckers down the street. I even run a sweet deal for them, I will suck their wee cocks for the five dollars mommy gives to them for taking out the trash. They love it too, and it is an easy five bucks. They line up and I pop them off three at a time, easiest fifty dollars a sloot could make. Me being a p whore not your thing and possibly you want me to suck off your furry friend, not a problem. I will pull their fur covered rocket into my mouth and coax it out. Your four legged friend can fuck me in my wasted hole to the knot till he fills me with his nut. Mmmm. Your imagination is the limit, or bust through to the sky and borrow mine. The other girls don’t know what they are missing, but our calendar sure as fuck will be hot. Post that shit in your bathroom so you can yank it to us every day.

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Sizzling Hot

big dick sucker cleoLive phone sex with him always gets my cunt so fucking wet. I make sure to drink tons of water before he calls so that I can let a long stream of hot wet piss flow over his limp cock. It makes him so fucking hard, so fucking fast. Then I take his piss covered dick into my mouth. He calls me his big dick sucker and face fucks me till I am gagging from the force of it. In no time at all my pussy is dripping wet like a good cream pie slut. He sucks my cunt hard, hungry for the piss mixed with cum that he created. He makes me beg for that cock to be deep inside me. I beg to be his cum dumpster. Only when he is right on the edge of exploding does he make me get on all fours, shoving that dick in me so hard I gasp for air. He bangs the shit out of this pussy all the while telling me how he is going to fill it with the biggest load of cum I have ever had. I love freaky phone sex with him! cum filled cunt twitter

Tight Slutty Pussy

freaky phone sexA customer named Bill took me to the VIP room at the club. He ended up paying me more than we agreed on because I wasn’t as busted as he thought. Can you believe that?! He was surprised that my pussy wasn’t all beat up and that was still very tight. Now that I think about it Bill did kind of have a point. I practically fuck all day and night so it’s an occupational hazard. I’m very thankful that my tiny pink kitty is still tight, clean, and pretty!

Before Bill left he told me about how everyone thought I was such a nasty slut. I thanked him even though that wasn’t exactly news to me and walked him to the door. It’s funny how people think that label bothers me because I actually don’t mind at all. Sluts have more fun and at the end of the night that’s who every man wants to be in bed with.

hot stripper sexI’m such a skank that I sometimes even take work home with me.There will be a hot guy that I want to play with at the club, but he won’t have enough money for my services. When that happens I either give him my number or tell him to pick me up once my shift is over. I hate waiting, there is just no other way. Fucking for free at the club is against the rules, but the manager can’t control me when I’m at home! A lot of the guys I bring home are actually paying customers too if he knew that he would probably fire me. That would be a big mistake because most of the other dancers have zero interest in sex, but I still do.

My pussy soaks through two, sometimes even three of my outfits ever day. I wish I could stop it, but I can’t. There have been times that I’ve had to rub my clitty while giving a lap dance just to get some relief. That’s against the rules too, but I’m very careful not to get caught doing that. It’s pretty easy to hide that because the customer’s enjoy it so they keep their mouths shut. If they tip me extra I even let them clean my fingers off. If they’re sexy or have a nice, big cock I give them my number and hope that they call so we can play later on.

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Roaming Charges

Drunk phone sexThere I was, minding my own business, just having a few too many at the park when this happened.  I was dressed up for spring and what better way to show off my thrift store find but to go to the park and take in the beauty all around me.  Actually our park is just a few square feet up next to some trees that are on the edge of a parking lot, but whatever.  A park is a park.  I was sitting on the bench, knocking a few back when Junior drove by, he beeped his horn and shouted, “Show’em those tits of yours Ella!”  Since I had about six beers in me, I did just that…right when the sheriff was rounding the corner.  Junior laughed, the sheriff however did not.

Now I am in the back of the sheriff’s car, along with another guy.  I have seen him around town, but not that often.  He told the sheriff that he didn’t want to share a car with me, the sheriff replied, “Tough shit.”  On the way to the station a cell phone started to ring.  It wasn’t mine because mine was in my purse on the front seat with the Sheriff.  I looked at the guy next to me and he was sweating like crazy.  The sheriff pulled over, got out and opened up my door.  He looked down at me and told me that he wanted the phone.  I told him that it wasn’t me and then it rang again, we both looked at Charles. 

Charles stared straight ahead.  The sheriff closed my door then went to the side Charles was seated on.  The sheriff asked Charles were the phone was.  Charles didn’t say a word, the phone just kept on ringing and we realized that Charles was sitting on it.  The sheriff pulled him out of the car but there was no cell phone on the seat, but it kept ringing…or Charles’ ass kept ringing I should say.  Charles apparently stuck his wife’s cell phone up his ass so later he could shit it out because she was texting some guy on it and he caught her.

Instead of going to the jailhouse, we all made a stop at the local hospital where Charles had to have the cell phone removed from his ass.  I thought this is was about the funniest thing I had ever experienced.  The sheriff and I just chatted while we were waiting.  I’ll tell you something.  I have never put something like a cell phone up my ass, I don’t need to, because if I want something bulky then I know a few guys whose cocks would do the trick.

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Money Makes Me Smile

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“Music makes me dance and money money money makes me smile” my favorite line from a song…not only does it make me smile but it makes me wet as fucking hell. Nothing gets the pussy going into overdrive faster then a stack of cold, hard, green cash, excerpt maybe a huge fucking cock. You know the ones that are way above average. The ones that stretch your holes like a good fisting. Last night I hit the fucking jackpot and got both. Yep a twofer, a bogo, a bonus. He had a was of fucking dough that was all mine if I could take his cock. No one has ever been able to do it in any capacity. So if i could take all of it, balls deep in any hole, mouth ass or cunt, and endure the resulting pounding I would get until he shot his load, the cash was all mine. Thank fucking goodness for my lack of gag reflex, I knew I could take his cock no matter how big in my mouth at least. Little did I know just what he was fucking packing. When he pulled his cock out the gasp was and involuntary reaction and he laughed out loud. cum guzzling cock1

The very first thing I wanted to do was get a picture of that fucking thing, no one would believe this with out one. They would think it was like one of those fishing stories. You know I caught one “this big”. I wondered just how much bigger it could get once it was hard, I was about to find out. I wrapped my mouth around that huge cock and slowly worked it down the back of my throat. I inched it down little by little fearing that I wouldn’t be able to do it. After what seemed an eternity I had his entire cock down my throat. He was very patient with the process of me taking his cock all the way down, but no sooner did his nuts hit my chin did he start fucking my throat without mercy. It took me off guard and for a minute I couldn’t breath, but then I fell into his rhythm and let him have his fun. he shot his thick load down my throat and handed me the wad of cash happily.  Now it was my turn, I offered him a bet of double or nothing. I wanted that monster in my ass so bad I couldn’t stand it, the extra cash was a bonus. When he took me up on it I was so happy that I squealed! My ass is going to be sore for some time to cum but my wallet is loving it!

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Ink

cum filled cunt zoraWhat most people don’t know about me is that I love tattoos.  From the outside I look like a sweet, hot Asian chick. On the inside I am a spicy, hot little ink slut. I have been dreaming up all sorts of tattoo designs that I wanted to get, and even found the perfect studio to have it done.  I called the artist, Cory, and made an appointment to meet and talk about the art.
I drove over the next day to Studio 13 Tattoos.  They are located in a college town, filled with one ways streets and hip coffee shops. It took a while to find a parking place, so I called Cory and told him I was running a few minutes late. I asked him if he wanted anything from the coffee shop as I was right in front of one. He said sure, would I please bring him a chai.  I love chai lattes so I got two to go.  I arrived to the studio about 10 minutes later, excited and out of breathe. I was ready to make my tattoo dream a reality!
I stopped at the front desk, and a handsome, tall, bald, stocky man with a long beard told me that he was Cory!  I handed him a chai and apologized for being late. He smiled and showed me to his room in the studio. He showed me several photographs of previous tattoos he has done and some sketches of possible designs for me. I loved them all! I told him that I wanted a traditional Asian dragon going up my leg done in black and grey.  He asked to see my leg to get an idea of how large of a design to make and set the placement. I had not thought about that part, and was wearing jeans instead of a skirt!
He gave me a knowing glance and said “I have seen it all before, I am a professional. It’s ok”. So I hurriedly kicked off my shoes and peeled off my jeans. I looked at Cory and watched him look me up and down. My pussy twitched in delight at the thought of this man assessing my figure.  He had me turn around and asked me to point where I wanted the tattoo.  I seductively bent over and pointed to my outer leg.  He smiled and said I would make a fine canvass for his art. He went to make a copy of the dragon and said he was going to place the outline on me to see if I liked the placement. When he came back he sprayed some kind of cool liquid over the copy of the design to make the outline stick to my skin. My body exploded in goosebumps as it was cold. “Sorry about that, I should have told you it was cold”.  I laughed and asked if it was ready.
Cory walked me over to a mirror so I could see the outline.  I loved it!  It was larger than I pictured but Cory said it would lose too much detail if we went smaller. Let’s do this! I jumped up and down in excitement.  Cory looked at the clock and said it would take about 4 hours to do – but that the shop closed in two hours. My eyes welled up with tears.  I wanted this tonight.  Cory saw my face and smiled. “Don’t worry, I will stay late so we can get this finished. Let’s get ready”.
Cory had me sit on a special table that looked like the kind they have at doctor’s offices. He put my leg into a stirrup and told me to relax. I took several deep breaths and told him I was ready. He turned on the tattoo machine and I felt the first bites of the needle.  It did not hurt but it did sting a bit. I tried to ignore it and just think of the outcome. About an hour into it, Cory said that he needed to take a quick break and stepped out of the room. I looked over in the mirror and could see the progress he was making on the tattoo. I overheard Cory telling his boss that he would lock up tonight as he had a special client he needed to finish.  I was so grateful for his kindness that I had to think of a way to thank him.

He came back to the room and asked if I was ready for more. “I am always ready for more” I said coyly. He went back to work and I zoned out to the sound of tattoo machine’s buzz. My mind wondered and I found myself fantasizing about fucking Cory. I imagined all sorts of scenarios and before I knew it, I let my fingers play with my excited clit. I sank two fingers into my wet hole and pleasured myself. Suddenly I noticed that the room was quiet. I opened my eyes and Cory was watching me with a wry smile. “You want some help there Zora?” he asked in a husky voice.
I looked at him with wide eyes and noticed that he had put down the tattoo gun. “Would you like to see your new tattoo?”  I smiled and said yes. I pulled my fingers out of my pussy and Cory reached down to grab my hand. He licked my fingers and said I tasted sweet. This wasn’t a dream! I let out a small moan and reached up to grab Cory’s growing bulge. He pushed me down onto the table and unzipped his pants. I hiked up my top and pulled down my underwear.  Cory wasted no time and quickly grabbed my legs and put them over his shoulders. I felt his hard dick enter my aching, wet pussy. He fucked me hard, fast and deep. I met all of his thrusts with equal passion until I exploded in a juicy orgasm. Cory pulled out of my twat and stuck his cock into my accessible ass. I thought I had died and gone to heaven! Deeper and deeper he fucked my tight ass until he shot his hot load. Mmmm I love the feel of hot cum in my ass! As he got himself zipped up, he came back over to the table.
He picked me up and carried me over to the mirror. I looked at my new tattoo and was thrilled! I jumped up and hugged Cory and told him that I loved it! Cory picked me up and carried me back to the table. He gave me a handout on how to care for my new tattoo and wrote his personal cell phone number on the sheet.  Now I can’t wait to get my next tattoo!

Home Schooling the Brats in the Art of Masturbation

trailer park whore dirty p mommyI can be so naughty sometimes. I get bored when my husband is away at work and that usually leads to trouble. My older brats were at school, but I have two still at home with me during the day. They make me so horny. One of each at that tender age. Just ripe for corruption. My baby girl is a cock tease already. She shakes her little bubble but at her daddy and her brothers. Sits on their laps and bounces her sexy little bottom on their throbbing cocks. Even plays horsey on their legs. I know what she is doing. Same thing I did at that age. Rubbing her pussy trying to get off!

I thought it was time to show my babies the art of masturbation. Give them a sexy little show. I got my older daughter’s pink little baseball bat she uses in little league. Not so little when it’s up a fuck hole. I sat on the couch and fucked my cunt, then my ass for them to watch. I instructed them to touch each other. My little girl grabbed her brother’s pee pee and yanked on it. It was cute. She just tugged at it. He put a finger up her little bald cunnie. It got me so wet seeing them masturbate like that. They didn’t know what they were doing, but that was fine. They were giving me a visual as I impaled my cunt with that pink bat.

hardcore anal sex trashy mommyI came so hard. I fed them my cream. They sucked it right off my fingers like it was candy. Well I guess it is liquid candy. Then I gave them a hands on lesson in masturbation. I showed my daughter just how to play with her brother’s dick. And I showed my son just how to rub his sister’s clitty. Then I showed them both how to eat mommy’s very wet cunt and ass. It is amazing how fast a day goes by when you home school your youngest brats in the art of masturbation. Every little one needs to know how to please adults properly. Don’t you agree?