I got a wasted at a friend’s party last night. It takes a lot to get me drunk. I am a seasoned drunk phone sex slut. But I know when I start talking silly like which cartoon character I would fuck if I could (Scooby Doo by the way), or start sharing my secret fetishes, I am wasted. I admitted that I saw my son when he was younger fuck a pumpkin we had carved for Halloween. He had just seen the movie American Pie. He was like Jason Biggs, a horny boy looking for a warm hole to bust a nut into. We had no cherry pie in the house, so he improvised with a pumpkin. Since then, I am all about pumpkin. Used to hate the smell and taste of pumpkin. Now I love pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie and the smell of pumpkin candles. I was wasted to be babbling about my pumpkin fetish and how I got it. I am a trailer trash whore. Nothing embarrasses me, but my son is a different story. I promised him years ago I would never tell anyone he fucked a Halloween pumpkin. I had the attention of every dude at the party. No pumpkin in the house yet, or I would have suggested they fuck it for me. Instead, I challenged them to find something in the house to fuck. The most creative one got to fuck me. I knew they would all get to fuck me, but it was fun to make them work for it. They decided to work together. Six guys carved holes in this huge ass watermelon and fucked it in front of me. They did not realize that the watermelon had been doused with vodka and was fermenting. They got drunker because the vodka absorbed through their pee holes. What I discovered is fermented dicks made me drunker too. It was like someone gave me a vodka douche up my old cunt. I spent the night telling secrets and being a drunk gangbang whore. Now I have a watermelon fetish too.
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Mommy Beverly is a Cum Guzzling Slut
I am a cum guzzling slut for any big dick, but when the big dick is attached to my son, I can spend hours swallowing his jizz. My son is well endowed. His father had just an average dick, so my guess is one of my many lovers at the time is the real baby daddy, lol. My son is twice the man his father ever was, which is why I started fucking my son while I was still married. After my husband would pass out from his nightly case of beer, I would go to my son’s room and ride his cock until the sun came up. My son never did well in school because he was always falling asleep in class. That was my fault because I would wake him to fuck in the middle of the night. My son still graduated high school. He never went to college, but he still managed to get a decent paying job. He is grown-up now, but he still loves his mama. He knows I am a cum whore. He loves nothing more than to make me his cum dumpster. He no longer lives at home, but he visits me several times a week to feed me his seed. He paid me a visit last night. I was all set to go stalk the truck stop for some cock, when he texted me that he wanted to visit. I stayed home and waited for my baby boy to give me the cock and cum I crave. I sucked him off in the kitchen not 5 minutes after he arrived. I drained his balls good by how much cum was all over my face. I like making any man cum quickly the first time because he lasts longer the second time. My son fucked all my holes for hours. It was just like when he was younger. We were still fucking when the sun came up.
I’m An Anal Cum Dumpster For Massive Loads
My daddy made me into a good anal sex whore. He used my cunny and tight pink puckered asshole as hs personal playground for years feeding me the good nose candy and telling me that My body would be my only escape form the hood. He was right when Jackson found me on the street corner selling my pussy for a line of coke at a time. He was a massive man who moved kilos and made “home movies” of young whores trying to make a living wage. He brought me to O’ Mileys up the street with a proposal. We were knocking back shot and doing lines in the bathroom between blowjobs and fucking my sweet little ass. In fact, I was auditioning for his next movie. Teens Hooked on BBC, The anal Diaries. He brought me to his set and There waited five black cocks ready to fuck my young drunk ass. I was pulled to the pool outside and there they began filming the drunk sex porn that would help me get my own place and become a name in the stripper industry. Who knew white trash could pay off one day?
Drunk Girl Fucking With Silvia
Have you ever seen a drunk girl fucking? There is something so incredibly liberating about being completely annihilated and uninhabited in every way! I love being a sloppy cock whore and getting pounded without regard or caution of the possible repercussions. I get a thrill out of waking up from a complete drunken blackout and not really sure why all of my fuck holes feel used and sore, but it’s never any surprise to me. My ass is still insanely sore from last night and as my memory slowly comes back to me I find myself getting wet all over again. I think there was about seven or eight of them at my neighbors house last night and we were throwing back shots of tequila every 5 minutes it seems. I was a sloppy drunken slut begging for attention and that’s exactly what they gave me. Especially since I was the only pussy there at the party. Ready, willing and able to serve every cock there. I do recall having a dick in each hole at one point and even begging them to invite more guys over and they basically told me to get ready for more fun, tonight! Where the drunk sex will commence yet again.
This Cum Guzzling Slut Always Gets Her Cum
A cum guzzling slut will always be the most popular woman in a room. I have a reputation. I live in a small rural Florida community. There are train tracks and I live on the wrong side of them in a trailer park. Regardless of what side of the tracks I live on, everyone knows that I am a cum whore. I can swallow more sperm than a humpback whale. I was shopping for dinner at the Piggly Wiggly the other night. Some rich boys were slumming for some Mad Dog, so they crossed the tracks into my territory. They knew who I was when they saw me. I just knew they looked like fun. I bought their Mad Dog because they were not 21 yet and I took them to my trailer. I love making drunk sex porn. We all chugged Mad Dog which is like drinking battery acid. I am a seasoned drunk, but those boys were out matched by me when it comes to shots. If a man gets too drunk to fuck me, I just slip a finger up his ass, massage his prostate and drain his balls anyway. I had to do that to my two drunk studs. I licked my fingers, shoved them up their asses and chugged their cum. They snored through it because I drank them under the table; but I got my cum. I always get my cum.
Fuck and get high
I sniffed one big line of coke. My nose instantly burned and the coke was so good and potent I instantly came on myself. I was naked so you could see the cum running down my leg. It was so creamy and white it look like some ice cream melting down. This must have turned my dealer on. I was already fucking him for this baggie of coke. His cock rocked up at the sight of my cream running down my legs. He lifted me up and started bouncing me on his hard cock until I came three more times. Then he flipped me over and stuck an ecstasy pill in my ass. He started fucking me so hard in my black hole my pussy squirted just from the impact. I love to get high and just fuck. The high makes me cum so fucking hard. I want to get to high with you and cream all over your dick.
Trashy MILF Thanksgiving
After Thanksgiving, I was a trashy milf. I am always one, but I was not alone last night. I ate dinner at a friend’s place. She is a trailer park slut like me. She has a hot teen son. I have wanted to fuck him for a few years now. She has never given me any indication that she is a dirty mom like me. Apparently, that was only because I have not drunk enough wine with her. She has been keeping a naughty secret from me. She is a son fucker. She just didn’t want him to get addicted to me, so she acted like her son and her didn’t have a hanky panky relationship. I should have gotten her drunk years ago. I was not the only other milf there. There are three of us who hang out. We share black cock, coke and fun together often. Now, we share her son too. He was happy to have three dirty milfs sucking his cock. Better late than never, I guess. I blew his dick and it was as great as I had imagined. He had a big throbbing cock and cum filled balls. He had enough cum inside of him to coat three faces too. I still can’t believe she held out on me. She has been fucking my son for years. I am gonna make up for lost time and fuck her son every chance I can.