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Ever Clear In Everything – Drunk Sluts!

Drunk Girl Fucking

Listen up bitches, we got the Ever Clear and we’re going to get drunk as fuck tonight. Blackout drunk, because me and my little ladies have an intense gangbang coming our way tonight! Valentines Day is so romantic until you’ve got three cocks in your pussy and one in your ass! That’s why we’re getting white trash wasted! I want to fit three and two, and I know damn well I can’t take that as a sober whore. I’m going to get fucked up and let all my inhibitions go. Inebriation nation! I’ll get so fucked up I roll over, puke, then go right back to sucking that cock I had down my throat. I’ll be gobbling cummies until the sun goes down again, so bring a bottle and some batteries for the camera!

Coochie Queen

 

Druggy Phone Sex

I’m the fucking coochie queen bitches! This nasty cunt is dripping cum just about twenty four seven, and there’s nothing you can do about it! There’s a reason I work down at the truck stop swinging my ass around while I get high with the boys. They love shooting pool with me as much as they love shooting up with me or shooting a hot load of cum deep inside of me! Once I get on the party train, it all goes straight to my cunt and there’s no stropping. I love getting plowed in public by whatever nasty pervert is hanging on by! Make me cum hard enough, and I might even squirt some of this milk from my nipples. No babe, not pregnant, though you can breed me! I’m just a whore who’s horny for more.

Drunken Delight

Drunk girl fucking

 

I know what you think when you see a drunk girl fucking passed out in front of you with her slutty legs spread open and her skirt hiked up.  Somebody ought to teach a sauced up slut like that a lesson she will never remember.  A good hard cock in every hole should do the trick and that drunk bitch won’t even know the difference.  She doesn’t move a muscle as you slowly run both of your hands up her shirt and into her little undies at the same time or when you paint that drop of precum from the tip of your cock onto her lipstick smeared lips.  You like to see how many fingers shoved deep inside of her it takes to get a reaction out of the unconscious cunt before you bang her limp body into the carpet.  A whole fist in her twat and a few fingers in her ass ought to do it.  A perfect little rag doll to finger and fuck and fill with cum then leave passed out on the floor for the next horny creeps who come along to use.

 

Drunk Phone Sex Bimbo

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Let’s get fucking wasted and have drunk phone sex, baby! I know you will be more open and loosened up if you’ve had a couple drinks and that’s when the phone fucking goes to a whole new level. I don’t need to be loosened up and I think you know that if you’ve read any of my blogs. But I’m willing to drink up in solidarity with you. What’s your drink of choice? I want to know what makes you feel good, so you will let your guard down. Then, I know I can make you feel really fucking good.

Listen…I know you have some fantasies that are so far out there that you don’t think anyone will want to even hear about them, much less weave together a fantasy and help you jerk off. But baby, you’ve never met a whore quite like me. I’m famous for doing anything and everything to make a man shoot a hot load of jizz. I don’t care what it is. I just get so excited when you are turned on that I reach right down between my legs and rub one out, too. Come on. Don’t keep me waiting, lover! Let’s play!

I’m the best cum dumpster ever

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I’m the best cum dumpster ever. I know that’s quite a bold statement to make, but I know I’m the best because I have been told I’m the cream of the crop! *Giggles*

well, you know, if you take a look and read a bit about me, you will see I’m a coke whore who loves to make men jizz and jizz deep in me. I love the taste of salty cum after hours of coke lines and being a slut like no other. I’m ready for some cunt blasting time. 

You know you will love me if you get a second with me and my perfect mouth. Let me show you my skills are far better than any whore anywhere.

I’m a good whore with a craving that I cant control and won’t ever want to.

Drunk Phone Sex Party

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You haven’t lived until you’ve had some fun with this horny drunk phone sex slut! Listen, I love getting loaded and going down to the truck stop to play with all my favorite fuck buddies. I don’t have to be drunk to fuck them. That’s not why I do it. I don’t know…it just always feels better when I have booze running through my veins. I’m not picky – I’ll drink anything because drunk fucking is the shit! Not that I would ever say no to anything, but I do tend to get a little wilder when I’ve had a few shots.

If you could get a woman drunk and get her to do whatever you want – who would it be and what would you be doing with her? I bet it involves butt sex. It ALWAYS involves butt sex. Maybe you not only want to fuck her in the ass, but once you’re done with her and you’ve shot your load in her butt, you want her to clean your cock off. Fuck yes! Honey, if she won’t do it, I will! I love licking my ass juices mixed with cum off a man’s cock. You game? Let’s play, you dirty fucker!

I was so drunk last night, I don’t even remember who I fucked!

Drunk phone sexThat’s right, boys. I got so fucking wasted last night I don’t even remember who I went home with. I know I got good and fucked so hard though. I still have his wet cum dripping down my thighs. I lose all my inhibitions when I get drunk…I seem to remember getting started on his patio where his neighbors absolutely saw us. He bent me over the table and forced himself into my tight, wet cunt, and just pounded me till I came all over his thick, throbbing cock. Then he picked me up and fucked me against the wall. My legs were wrapped around his waste as he plowed me. I just bounced up and down on that thick ass cock. Finally he demanded I get on all fours in front of him so he could take advantage of my little asshole. I begged him not to, I’m not a fan of anal when I’m drunk. But he grabbed my hair and forced it inside me all the same. The pain was excruciating, even with my juices as lube. He came quick after that though. We passed out in his bed and now Im doing the cum dumpster walk of shame home, his wet cum still dripping out of my asshole. I feel fucking fantastic, honestly. Even with this nasty hangover. 

Anal Gape From The Plumber

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As the seasons change I can’t help but feel so fucking horny that all I can think about is getting my ass gaped! As I get ready for my shift at the bar I’m doing shots of whiskey and a few lines of coke to get me excited to dance. I hear a knock at the door and when I open it I see the sexiest maintenance man I have ever seen, he is tall and I can see his big fat cock in his jeans already. I tell him to come in and I grab my best lube for what I know is about to happen. While he is checking out my clogged sink I take the lube and oil up my ass for him to see as soon as he turns around. I bent over the couch and showed him my tight little asshole, I told him “I need you to lay some pipe over here…” It was only a moment or two before I felt the head of his thick cock rubbing against my ass, I screamed as he pushed deep inside me until he bottomed out. He pounded me like he hated me and the stretch was incredible, my pussy squirted without one single touch.

Druggy Huggy

Druggy Porn
I think we both know I’m high as a fucking kite and I can’t think straight, but my pussy is throbbing so I know I need some cock. Well I was fucked up beyond all belief, strolling between the cabs in five in stiletto heels, a pair of fishnets which were torn to shreds, a micro skirt, a tiny thong that was two sizes too small, and a tiny little crop top that did nothing to cover my massive dugs. I bumped into a trucker, and tried to grab his cock but somehow ended up hugging him instead. He looked confused until I whispered “Druggy huggy!” And dropped to my knees right on the macadam. His eyes went wide as I pulled his throbbing cock from his jeans, and slid that meat monster down my throat! I swallowed his cock, his load, and the vodka he started force feeding me. It was going to be a long, hard night.

Druggy phone sex with a nasty whore

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I know that druggy phone sex isn’t for everyone, but oh my god, when I get to experience it with a dirty man, it makes me so fucking aroused. I love to have my ass cheeks stretched and spread open while I am high as fuck. I want you to fuck me and make your little fuck slut forever. Start me off by jerking and sucking off all your friends. Go ahead and boast all about your new dirty girlfriend.

I’m all yours, and when I get a hit of crack, my pussy begins to erupt. My wet cunt needs a big pipe in it, and I beg for my ass and pussy to get demolished. I need that nut inside me. It fills me up and makes me feel complete.