You are looking at the trash in white trash phone sex. I was drunk last night. I am a seasoned drinker, but I was drinking bourbon and smoking some primo weed from Columbia. I got fucked up. I was in this little dive bar drinking with bikers and college frat boys who aren’t 21 because this hole in the wall never cards. If you can pay for booze, they pretty much let you in. The drinks are cheaper than the chicks in this place. I have been there many times. I am known as BJ Bev there because I always end up trading blowjobs for shots. Why spend money when you can get shit for free? Last night, I was drunker than ever before. One dude set me on top of the pool table and fucked me. It wasn’t exactly like Jodie Foster in the Accused because I was willing. No never comes out of my mouth unless some one is offering me a soda to drink. Once he fucked me, other guys in the bar wanted to fuck me too. I was a gangbang whore on a pool table. A cum dump too. I was coated head to toe in biker jizz. Some frat boy jizz too. The bartender even nailed me. By the time the bar closed, I was too drunk to drive, so I called an Uber. I drenched his back seat in cum. Oops. I was so wet panties wouldn’t have helped. I tossed him a $100 tip. Hopefully, his seats were scotch guarded lol.
Tag: drunk girl fucking
Hookers for Hire
I have a client who always requests two girls. I always suggest Becky because she is a freak and honestly, I just love the way her snatch tastes. He books a room and we meet him there. We drink a bit and smoke a little and of course he pops some little blue pills, because it is difficult to keep it hard when you have got two hot girls fucking you. He likes to watch me and Becky first and I always go down on her and lick that pussy dry, I just can’t get enough. She then puts on a strap on and climbs on top of me and fucks me with that dildo as we kiss and lick each other’s nipples. Once we are through, he likes to join, he likes his dick sucked while the other tongues his little shit hole. He likes to lay back and while one of us rides his dick the other sits on his face and he licks her pussy. We fuck for hours, taking breaks for some drinks and a few lines along the way. The entire room smells of cum. I love that smell. Sometimes when he is fucking Becky he will pull out and squirt his load in my mouth. I really enjoy that. We use dildos and vibrators, paddles and beads. We play long into the night/ early morning. Then he always orders us some room service. We eat, shower, collect our money and head out the door. Blowing him kisses until next time.
A load of cum
Nothing gets my cunt more wetter than swallowing loads and loads of cum. You want to know what else gets me wet? Sniffing a line off of your stiff cock. I’m not talking about some little bitty bump of coke. I am talking about a fat Scarface line of coca. I want to feel that burning sensation in my nostrils and that tingling feeling in my pussy. After that high has set in then things will be on an popping. Come stick that hard cock into my mouth and down my throat. Let me suck that cum right out of the tip of your tiny little cum hole. Splash that cum all over my pretty little nigger face baby! Let me make you feel better than any high. I want you to be addicted to this mouth. As a matter of fact you will be addicted to this mouth! We can do coke and I can suck your coke all night long.
Your Shemale Loves Drunk Girl Fucking
I was a hoe, hoe hoe today. My best friend and I needed some drunk girl fucking. We are both sexy trannys on the corner giving cheap blow jobs and making money sucking dick. T-girls often play together but we do prefer bonafide males to give our dicks too. Dominating men and forcing them, or not so forcing them to suck our cock is erotic and makes us so hard. I was pouring shots and just wanted to fuck her pussy. How can she look so damn good squatting down looking through my liquor stash? I reached down and pulled her up and grabbed her pretty girl dick. I felt dominate tonight and wanted to fuck this pretty ladyboy. I didn’t have to assert my self too much my hard lady boner was begging for attention. And best friend was happy to suck me as she jacked her own cock. I bent her over and fingered her sweet asshole until I could shove my fist up there. I grabbed that nice 8-inch cock and wanked her so good she screamed my name. Drunk and high we gave each other the best cum shots. Although we are now on the prowl for some man meat!
Fuck and get high
I sniffed one big line of coke. My nose instantly burned and the coke was so good and potent I instantly came on myself. I was naked so you could see the cum running down my leg. It was so creamy and white it look like some ice cream melting down. This must have turned my dealer on. I was already fucking him for this baggie of coke. His cock rocked up at the sight of my cream running down my legs. He lifted me up and started bouncing me on his hard cock until I came three more times. Then he flipped me over and stuck an ecstasy pill in my ass. He started fucking me so hard in my black hole my pussy squirted just from the impact. I love to get high and just fuck. The high makes me cum so fucking hard. I want to get to high with you and cream all over your dick.