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Blonde Phone Sex With A Smattering Of Hardcore Anal Sex

Blonde phone sexDo you like Blondes? Do you enjoy phone sex? Do you like, fat, throbbing, throat blocking cocks? Then I am just what you are looking for.  Blonde phone sex with that something extra.  That is of course if you can handle the ass splitting that I will subject you to.  I have a monster between my legs that just wants to plummet right on into your dark hole of faggotry. In other words, when I fuck someone it hurts.  Not me of course, but them.

Sometimes I do not like to wait for the person to get ready.  I just wanna pop this cock in and fuck them raw.  Who needs lube right? Or I guess I could be nice about it, spit or piss on your asshole to get it ready.  You would be yelling like a bitch in heat in no time. Ah, I love my dick.  I also love my tits.  I am the best of both worlds. 

I think that is why the good ole boys around here always end up at my door.  Sure they give me shit in town, but at night, I’m the one giving something to them.  My big fat dick!

My new Gal Pal Is a Hot Pussy Licking Cum Dumpster!

Cum Dumpster HadleyI have my own personal cum dumpster to have fun with now! She’s my new gal pal! My little cousin got kicked out of her house again. I guess her mamma don’t take kindly to her getting high and fucking her boss. Apparently her bosses wife came to the house and just about thew a bitch fit. So needless to say the little drug whore is much like her big cousin! My loser husband of course got way excited, but my new sidekick did not want anything to do with his drunken limp whiskey dick. So I told her when his ass fell asleep we would just have fun me and her. I had some gutter glitter for our entertainment tonight!

Right on queue dick-less fell passed out cold and we had the den to ourselves. I have a great glass coffee table that makes chopping up our dinner perfect. We got so fucking wired that our sex had no intention of letting us cum easily. We licked each others cunts for hours. It felt so good just feeling our warm tongues go in and out of our juicy box. I kept my fingers so wet with her twat cream that it looked like I had prunes for fingers! I love having a gal pal around the house, I think I am going to keep her! Wanna party with some hot druggy phone sex?

We both kept saying how fun it would be to have a nice thick cock to suck on while pumping our fists in and out of each others cunts. I want to lick all the hot steamy cum that oozes out of her tight teen pussy while I get fucked from behind with your hot meat. We even decided to make some pop corn, extra butter! And now we are just laying here sucking all those nice buttery kernels out of each others cunt! Oh what a sweet hot mess we are! All we need is you!Druggy Phone Sex Hadley

Tight Slutty Pussy

freaky phone sexA customer named Bill took me to the VIP room at the club. He ended up paying me more than we agreed on because I wasn’t as busted as he thought. Can you believe that?! He was surprised that my pussy wasn’t all beat up and that was still very tight. Now that I think about it Bill did kind of have a point. I practically fuck all day and night so it’s an occupational hazard. I’m very thankful that my tiny pink kitty is still tight, clean, and pretty!

Before Bill left he told me about how everyone thought I was such a nasty slut. I thanked him even though that wasn’t exactly news to me and walked him to the door. It’s funny how people think that label bothers me because I actually don’t mind at all. Sluts have more fun and at the end of the night that’s who every man wants to be in bed with.

hot stripper sexI’m such a skank that I sometimes even take work home with me.There will be a hot guy that I want to play with at the club, but he won’t have enough money for my services. When that happens I either give him my number or tell him to pick me up once my shift is over. I hate waiting, there is just no other way. Fucking for free at the club is against the rules, but the manager can’t control me when I’m at home! A lot of the guys I bring home are actually paying customers too if he knew that he would probably fire me. That would be a big mistake because most of the other dancers have zero interest in sex, but I still do.

My pussy soaks through two, sometimes even three of my outfits ever day. I wish I could stop it, but I can’t. There have been times that I’ve had to rub my clitty while giving a lap dance just to get some relief. That’s against the rules too, but I’m very careful not to get caught doing that. It’s pretty easy to hide that because the customer’s enjoy it so they keep their mouths shut. If they tip me extra I even let them clean my fingers off. If they’re sexy or have a nice, big cock I give them my number and hope that they call so we can play later on.

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Weird Insertions with a Crack Whore Anal Slut

crack whore anal trashy whoreI’m not always a crack whore anal slut, but when I am, watch out because I turn into a freak show. I was partying with some younger girls in my trailer park last weekend. “I’ve got some great crack Bev, wanna party,” Taryn asked? I’m a daily pot and booze kind of woman, but if crack is offered up for free, why the fuck would I turn that shit down? After about an hour of hitting the pipe, we got to talking about life’s truly important questions. We waxed philosophical about all the weird ass shit we have crammed up our asses . It was our “this one time at band camp” moment.

Trailer park whores have no shame! Between the three of us, everything has been in our butts but the kitchen sink. I’ve had fists, huge cock, wine bottles, beer cans, base balls, four legged dick, a plunger, candles, every garden vegetable known to man, even a rifle shoved up my back door. “Girls, I can even shoot ping pong balls out my ass. I should be in the circus,” I laughed. Taryn and Ellie were in awe actually of my ass capacity. I explained to the girls they were half my age, with asses 10 times as tight. Of course they didn’t have my anal skill yet. Few do!

Anal sex whore slut wifeThe more crack we smoked, the kinkier we felt. “Who wants to play a game I like to call ‘What’s up Your Ass,’ I inquired? They both couldn’t wait to take on the ass master. I broke out my economy size bottle of lube and gathered a few things from around the house. Ellie was up first. I got a big ass wine bottle and crammed the wide end in her ass first. Taryn had to hold her down. After a few more hits of the pipe and a couple Quaaludes, Ellie was fucking her own ass with it. She was grunting and sweating like a pig, however. But it was still a sight to see. This tiny little teen asshole being stretched beyond any capacity she imagined. I had to rub one out watching. Squirted all over her little body.

Taryn wanted to one up her BFF. So, in my wasted, perverted mind, I thought “double insertion.” I grabbed her phone and my phone, and shoved one in her cunt and the other in her ass. I shoved them completely inside her fuck holes too, this forced her to use her muscles to get them out . I poured some booze down her throat, and coached her like I was her Lamaze instructor. I kept yelling “Pushhhhhhhhh….even broke out into my wasted girl Salt N Pepa rap…. “Push it real good.” We were fucked up. With the right amount of drugs and coaching, anything is possible. Taryn shot that cell phone out her ass, and across my living room. It was like a train wreck. We couldn’t stop watching it. Ellie and I made her do it so many times, that she eventually shot both phones out her fuck holes.

dirty phone sex whoresWe spent the rest of the day playing with one another’s asses and cramming all sorts of shit up our back doors. Of course we also spent the evening sitting on bags of frozen vegetables. The lives of druggie trailer park whores is never dull, that is for sure.

I am one nasty chick!

toilet sexSo the other day I was on the phone with one of my more regular callers and I was doing what he loves best – taking a fat shit with him on the phone. Well I was holding my phone real close to the toilet of course so he could hear it pushing out and plopping into the toilet…well I guess I was clumsy or something and it dropped right into the toilet! I stared in the toilet for only a moment, I’m no prude so I grabbed it right out. It of course was covered in the hot shit I had just pushed out but surprisingly seemed to still be working. My caller was even still on the phone! I knew he would love to know what I was doing so I let him know I had dropped my phone in my shit but I was going to lick it clean so not to worry. I knew this would drive him crazy! I began to slowly lick it up tasting it and making sure he heard me doing so. This was definitely not my first time tasting my shit, and it wouldn’t be my last either. I moaned and told him how it tasted, how it was still warm too. He told me to take some and rub it on my chest and my nipples so I did what he asked then put the phone back up to my ear – with shit still on it nonetheless. This was probably the best toilet play experience my caller had ever had, and I was having fun too hearing him rub his hard cock and taking his orders through each moan. I knew it wouldn’t be long for him to explode! So I hurried up and peed in a cup holding the phone so he could still hear but of course not dropping it this time…and I took a couple sips and poured it all over my already filthy body. At the same time he came hard and I smiled, I did tell you after all that I’m known as the nasty girl.

Roaming Charges

Drunk phone sexThere I was, minding my own business, just having a few too many at the park when this happened.  I was dressed up for spring and what better way to show off my thrift store find but to go to the park and take in the beauty all around me.  Actually our park is just a few square feet up next to some trees that are on the edge of a parking lot, but whatever.  A park is a park.  I was sitting on the bench, knocking a few back when Junior drove by, he beeped his horn and shouted, “Show’em those tits of yours Ella!”  Since I had about six beers in me, I did just that…right when the sheriff was rounding the corner.  Junior laughed, the sheriff however did not.

Now I am in the back of the sheriff’s car, along with another guy.  I have seen him around town, but not that often.  He told the sheriff that he didn’t want to share a car with me, the sheriff replied, “Tough shit.”  On the way to the station a cell phone started to ring.  It wasn’t mine because mine was in my purse on the front seat with the Sheriff.  I looked at the guy next to me and he was sweating like crazy.  The sheriff pulled over, got out and opened up my door.  He looked down at me and told me that he wanted the phone.  I told him that it wasn’t me and then it rang again, we both looked at Charles. 

Charles stared straight ahead.  The sheriff closed my door then went to the side Charles was seated on.  The sheriff asked Charles were the phone was.  Charles didn’t say a word, the phone just kept on ringing and we realized that Charles was sitting on it.  The sheriff pulled him out of the car but there was no cell phone on the seat, but it kept ringing…or Charles’ ass kept ringing I should say.  Charles apparently stuck his wife’s cell phone up his ass so later he could shit it out because she was texting some guy on it and he caught her.

Instead of going to the jailhouse, we all made a stop at the local hospital where Charles had to have the cell phone removed from his ass.  I thought this is was about the funniest thing I had ever experienced.  The sheriff and I just chatted while we were waiting.  I’ll tell you something.  I have never put something like a cell phone up my ass, I don’t need to, because if I want something bulky then I know a few guys whose cocks would do the trick.

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Drunk phone sex with Jamie

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Is it bad that I’m almost always drunk? Maybe it’s even worse that I don’t care. Being sober is boring and I can’t live like that. All I want to do is get really fucked up and make a total whore of myself, I don’t care about the consequences. Boys want a dirty girl which is exactly what I am, that’s why that flock to me. Other girls can be can jealous if they want and talk trash all they want. No matter what nothing is going to stop me because I’m having too much fun.

Nothing scares me, it just adds to the fun. This morning I woke up in an alley and my panties were missing. At some point during the night I blacked out, but when that happens it just means I had a really good time. My pussy was beat up, I could tell because it was throbbing. Then, when I stood up cum started leaking out.

The last thing I remember was teasing some guys at the beach. I was wearing a white shirt with nothing underneath when I was swimming in the ocean with them.  By the way they were looking at my big sexy tits told me they all had boners, I didn’t have to check.

Sure, part of me wishes I could remember things when I black out. It would be great if I knew whether all four of them gang banged me or not. Then again sometimes it’s better not knowing because my imagination runs wild. Eventually sometimes I will hear about what happened and a lot of the time it does come close to what I fantasized, but a few times it doesn’t. Either way just hearing about what a filthy whore I was gets my cunt soaking wet. I guess I just have no shame or morals, but is that really a bad thing? Who wants to be with a girl who has all sorts of limits and rules? It’s good that some girls do because that means more boys that want to party with me!!!

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Big dick sucker Henrietta

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Being a Cum guzzling slut mean I love to suck dick and eat pussy till my belly is full of cum. I even rub my fat cock and cum in a glass for when I’m feeling low.The best and biggest loads come from the giant cocks. I wrap my mouth around the head of that big monster dick and suck it. I make sure that is is soaking wet. I take as much of it as I can down my throat to get him hard, the I bend over and let him shove his giant cock up my tight Tranny Ass. The best big cock is always found on a tranny whore like me. I found these bitches with giant cocks that I couldn’t keep my mouth off of them. I had them both at the same time. I was sucking one off while the other was fucking my ass. Not only am I a cum loving whore I am a Anal sex whore! I want more big cock, blow open ass and rivers of cum down my throat! 

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Wild Weekend

drunk phone sex cleoLast night was no different then any other Friday night. Lots of fucking and lots of drinking. This morning my eyes were red, my pussy was sore, my clothes all wrinkled and I am missing my panties. Kudos to the lucky bastard that has them. I am sure he is somewhere sniffing them and jerking his cock. Driving home I catch a glance at a sign on the side of the road and I think I must still be very fucked up. That couldn’t possibly have said what I thought it did. I had to turn the car around and look again. sure enough it said exactly what I thought it did. Really? We had just been talking about what the hell we would do tomorrow for Easter. It is really such a lame ass holiday. Now I knew what we were going to do. I took a picture of the sign on my phone and went home to call every trashy whore I knew. Male and female.We were going to crash this party and do it literally. We were going to make this fucking Easter Egg hunt one that these church going fuckers would never forget. It was an open invitation and they extended it….drunk phone sex easter

Ink

cum filled cunt zoraWhat most people don’t know about me is that I love tattoos.  From the outside I look like a sweet, hot Asian chick. On the inside I am a spicy, hot little ink slut. I have been dreaming up all sorts of tattoo designs that I wanted to get, and even found the perfect studio to have it done.  I called the artist, Cory, and made an appointment to meet and talk about the art.
I drove over the next day to Studio 13 Tattoos.  They are located in a college town, filled with one ways streets and hip coffee shops. It took a while to find a parking place, so I called Cory and told him I was running a few minutes late. I asked him if he wanted anything from the coffee shop as I was right in front of one. He said sure, would I please bring him a chai.  I love chai lattes so I got two to go.  I arrived to the studio about 10 minutes later, excited and out of breathe. I was ready to make my tattoo dream a reality!
I stopped at the front desk, and a handsome, tall, bald, stocky man with a long beard told me that he was Cory!  I handed him a chai and apologized for being late. He smiled and showed me to his room in the studio. He showed me several photographs of previous tattoos he has done and some sketches of possible designs for me. I loved them all! I told him that I wanted a traditional Asian dragon going up my leg done in black and grey.  He asked to see my leg to get an idea of how large of a design to make and set the placement. I had not thought about that part, and was wearing jeans instead of a skirt!
He gave me a knowing glance and said “I have seen it all before, I am a professional. It’s ok”. So I hurriedly kicked off my shoes and peeled off my jeans. I looked at Cory and watched him look me up and down. My pussy twitched in delight at the thought of this man assessing my figure.  He had me turn around and asked me to point where I wanted the tattoo.  I seductively bent over and pointed to my outer leg.  He smiled and said I would make a fine canvass for his art. He went to make a copy of the dragon and said he was going to place the outline on me to see if I liked the placement. When he came back he sprayed some kind of cool liquid over the copy of the design to make the outline stick to my skin. My body exploded in goosebumps as it was cold. “Sorry about that, I should have told you it was cold”.  I laughed and asked if it was ready.
Cory walked me over to a mirror so I could see the outline.  I loved it!  It was larger than I pictured but Cory said it would lose too much detail if we went smaller. Let’s do this! I jumped up and down in excitement.  Cory looked at the clock and said it would take about 4 hours to do – but that the shop closed in two hours. My eyes welled up with tears.  I wanted this tonight.  Cory saw my face and smiled. “Don’t worry, I will stay late so we can get this finished. Let’s get ready”.
Cory had me sit on a special table that looked like the kind they have at doctor’s offices. He put my leg into a stirrup and told me to relax. I took several deep breaths and told him I was ready. He turned on the tattoo machine and I felt the first bites of the needle.  It did not hurt but it did sting a bit. I tried to ignore it and just think of the outcome. About an hour into it, Cory said that he needed to take a quick break and stepped out of the room. I looked over in the mirror and could see the progress he was making on the tattoo. I overheard Cory telling his boss that he would lock up tonight as he had a special client he needed to finish.  I was so grateful for his kindness that I had to think of a way to thank him.

He came back to the room and asked if I was ready for more. “I am always ready for more” I said coyly. He went back to work and I zoned out to the sound of tattoo machine’s buzz. My mind wondered and I found myself fantasizing about fucking Cory. I imagined all sorts of scenarios and before I knew it, I let my fingers play with my excited clit. I sank two fingers into my wet hole and pleasured myself. Suddenly I noticed that the room was quiet. I opened my eyes and Cory was watching me with a wry smile. “You want some help there Zora?” he asked in a husky voice.
I looked at him with wide eyes and noticed that he had put down the tattoo gun. “Would you like to see your new tattoo?”  I smiled and said yes. I pulled my fingers out of my pussy and Cory reached down to grab my hand. He licked my fingers and said I tasted sweet. This wasn’t a dream! I let out a small moan and reached up to grab Cory’s growing bulge. He pushed me down onto the table and unzipped his pants. I hiked up my top and pulled down my underwear.  Cory wasted no time and quickly grabbed my legs and put them over his shoulders. I felt his hard dick enter my aching, wet pussy. He fucked me hard, fast and deep. I met all of his thrusts with equal passion until I exploded in a juicy orgasm. Cory pulled out of my twat and stuck his cock into my accessible ass. I thought I had died and gone to heaven! Deeper and deeper he fucked my tight ass until he shot his hot load. Mmmm I love the feel of hot cum in my ass! As he got himself zipped up, he came back over to the table.
He picked me up and carried me over to the mirror. I looked at my new tattoo and was thrilled! I jumped up and hugged Cory and told him that I loved it! Cory picked me up and carried me back to the table. He gave me a handout on how to care for my new tattoo and wrote his personal cell phone number on the sheet.  Now I can’t wait to get my next tattoo!