Live phone sex will be especially fun tomorrow on Winter Solstice: the shortest day, longest night of the year. The best dirty talk lines will be busier than usual because something psychological about darkness makes folks feel like they should be in bed asleep. So many women will retire early, leaving their horny men free to call my phone sex line and talk about all sorts of dirty things. You see the majority of men who call me, have incest and young ones on their minds. They have to wait till wives are asleep or out of town to make a call, because what is on their minds is so dirty its criminal.
But, I am the right phone whore to call for such P desires. Why? Because I am a P mommy. I play with all my brats, 3 girls and 3 boys. Plus, I share them with horny old men for the right price. Sure, I live in a nice home in a gated community with a loving wealthy, equally dirty husband; but why work for more money when I can make my brats do that? They don’t want for anything. Spoiled angels living high on the horse, so the least they can do to give back to their parents is let dirty old men like yourself use their tiny little fuck holes. I have a reputation as a special madam in certain circles. I have my own personal sex slave ring made up of wee ones.
My little ring includes brats not biologically mine either too, so that I can cater to every pervert’s particular tastes. It is amazing how many low income foster parents will rent their wards out for a bag of weed. So on the longest night of the year, don’t waste your time shopping for the woman in your life who doesn’t understand your darker desires. Call a dirty perverted MILF and explore all your naughty young perverted desires. You can even take advantage of some cheap phone sex specials because this dirty mommy knows that your filthy fantasies don’t need to break your bank, just burst your balls.
