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Garden Party

Cum Dumpster I was out doing my gardening today. Of course I was only wearing my tiny little skirt and NO panties. I wanted to make sure EVERYONE had a GREAT view of my bald cunt! I wore a cut off t shirt that says “Easy” In case my bald visible cunt didn’t give that fact away! I love the look of a clean well trimmed lawn. In front of my house and in between my legs! I knew it would not take to long to find a new gardener! And I was right! A work truck was passing by full of mexicians! They were on the way to do the lawn down the street. But I distracted them! There was 4 big strong men who all asked if I needed help with my yard. I gave them the biggest smile! I told them that If they trimmed up my yard I would let them fuck me! And they started working HARD! I knew that yard would be done in minutes so I hurried inside to get ready. I pulled out all my toys and oils. Then I stripped down to NOTHING! I didnt want to wait for them to finish so I went to do the door and called out they could finish that LATER! Now it was MY TURN! Those 4 men took me right there in my living room. One big fat cock up my ass. One in my cunt and two cocks I had to suck and lick! That is until we switched it up. It was like the guys were doing musical chairs with my fucking body! It was FANTASTIC! I got fucked so fucking good!

Fisting Whore Lilibeth Trains Her Fuck Trophies

fisting whore trashy mommyI have been called a ton of things in my life. Trashy slut, trailer park trash, dirty mommy, p mommy, gutter slut, druggy whore…. I guess I am all those things and more. But I am a fisting whore too. Ever since I was a little girl, I have liked big things up my cunt and ass. Daddy use to fist me. I would get on all fours in the living room, spread my legs, and beg for him to shove his arm up my dirty fuck holes. In the beginning he was gentle, would use Vaseline or some other lube. One time he even used Crisco. Hey, whatever works, right? Daddy isn’t around to fist his baby girl anymore, so I am training my fuck trophies to fist me.

Today I had my brats all line up behind me. We played a little game. I was on all fours facing away from them. I wanted to see if I could tell who was fisting mommy based on the hand that was crammed up my cunt and ass. I did pretty well. Got 4 out of 6 correct. Their arms are nowhere as big as I like it, so they put 3 or 4 in me at once. Now that gave me the stretched out feeling I love.

trashy MILF incest sexMy little ones loved our little game, but a few of them were curious about how it would feel to be fisted. Well my hand is way bigger than any of my offspring’s. I explained that I may ruin their little butts and pussies with my fist. But one of my girls said, “But mommy you put big dicks and those special toys in our butts.” She was right, so I rethought things. Before long, I was dipping my fists into Vaseline and turning my babies into fisting whores like their momma. Their little asses and pussies are very resilient. Just like mine when I was younger. But don’t worry, I didn’t ruin any holes for your cock! You can still violate my fuck trophies’ asses and cunnies.

Dirty Phone Sex with Slutty Stripper Petal

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No matter what time it is, if I’m at work I’m probably drunk. I start taking shots and drinking before I walk through the door. My usual routine is two shots of whiskey or vodka before I call a cab, but lately I’ve drinking two huge drinks instead. It always hits me during the ride so I’m always stumbling into work late, no one cares though. The first thing I do after I walk through the door is go to the bar and get a drink to sip on while I finish getting ready.

For the last two weeks or so I’ve been nearly black out drunk before I even start to work the floor. That doesn’t stop me from drinking more with the other girls and doing shots with customers. I’m sure I piss a lot of the other girls off because I get the most attention, but I can’t help it. It’s not my fault that the customers love seeing me this way. They all know how slutty it makes me.dirty phone sex

Last Thursday I was giving some random guy head in the back of his shitty car after my shift was over. I don’t even remember how I got there or if I was even getting paid, but I guess it didn’t bother me because I did the same thing Friday. I was barely in the club for three hours Friday and I was already black out drunk grinding on costumers. I don’t remember anything, but the bartender Kitty and the door men both told me I went to VIP room eight times that night.I couldn’t even pretend I was shocked or upset by that. Honestly, I was proud of it. I set a record that I doubt any girl will ever beat. Neither of them seemed as excited as me. They should have been thrilled because they got a cut of all that money too!

Kitty understands that I’m just having fun and making money, but the door man said he was worried about me. That’s funny! Every time I get black out dunk at the club he always finds a way to molest me. He’ll slip his hand under my top and squeeze my titties or slip a finger into my thong to rub my clit. I guess he thinks I don’t notice, but I do. Secretly, I love it so that’s why I never try to stop him.

Is it weird that it turns me on knowing that he see’s me acting slutty? When he told me everything I did in the VIP room Friday my pussy got so wet that it nearly soaked through my panties. Maybe it is a little sick, but I just can’t help it. I love hearing what a nasty little whore I’ve been and I love it even more when other people see it.

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Beer Bottle Skank

Cum Whore Bitch Phone Sex CindySo it is spring break, and you know what that means right? Fucking wild and crazy? That is right! So I went to the store to get some beer with some of my friends. The weather was nice as fuck so we were going to get our grill on. Who the hell wouldn’t want to grill in this weather? Anyway so I am at the store and this bitch seriously gives me a fucking stank eye. Jealous ass bitch had the nerve to look at me like she knew me. What bitch? You think I am a whore? Well guess what I am and I will take that nice piece of eye candy on your arm and fuck the shit out of him and there is nothing your stupid ass is going to do about it. So we went about out shopping and checked out and like went to the car. I know you already know who was parked right next to my buddy’s car, right? Mother fuckin stuck up bitch in the front seat while her man loads the groceries into the car.Dirty Anal Play Phone Sex
She eyed me in her rear view so I decided to put on a show for her. I took a beer bottle out of the box and stuck it up my skirt, eyes locked with Mr. Man Prize. Squeezing my tight ass cheeks around it I twisted the cap off that bitch and let the cap ping off the ground. I removed the bottle from my skirt and licked on it with my luscious lips showing him what I could do to the cock that was hanging between his legs. I am sure little miss prude in the front seat never showed him anything like this; never could and never would. His jaw drop as I took it to my lips and chugged it down. Tossing the empty glass bottle under my car I winked at him and licked my bottom lips. He shut the trunk his mouth watering like a little hungry bitch for me. “Look me up on Facebook sexy, and I will show you how you deserve to get fucked real good.” I gave him my name and took his. He told me he would contact me as soon as twat waffle wasn’t around.
So went home, got trashed ate some good food and then, boop, there is pretty face. ‘Hey sexy, that thing you did with the bottle was so hot, I want more.’ I mean, of course he wanted more of this white trash skank. Who wouldn’t I am a total cum bucket willing to do whatever the fuck any guy wants to make him happy. These vanilla bitches did not know what they were missing when it came to bomb ass fucking. We talked back and forth he told me I am a dirty girl and that he didn’t care he wanted a chance for me to rock his cock. So I gave him my address and invited him over. I let my buddies know so that they wouldn’t be surprised when a new person showed up.
My friends were so used to my wild ways. I had fucked each one of them at one point or the other, and could still fuck any of them. So Muscles shows up and is already hot and ready to fuck with a capital ‘F’. We grab us a few beers and I take him to my bedroom. He ate my pussy like someone kept in a third world prison who ain’t ate in weeks. That shit felt so good. He took out a beer bottle and shoved it up my cunt. It was so cold and wet it sent shivers up my spine. I moaned as he played with my clitty with his finer and fucked me with the bottle.
Takin a rubber out my drawer I told him to wrap it the fuck up and rail me with that dick. He wrapped it and then flipped me over, pulling my hair and shoving his cock deep inside my pussy. He spit onto my tight little ass hole and I though he was going to shove his dick in. Surprise! Not his cock, but instead the same beer bottle he had in my tawt. This dude was giving me Double penetration with his own dick and a beer bottle. I wasn’t going to complain though. Shit felt so good I came twice before he removed his dick wrap and shoved himself in my face to finish. I swallowed ever bit of him while I was still on all fours. Then I shot that bottle out of my ass and popped it open and had a sip.
He smirked at me as I rolled over and propped myself up on my elbows. “ You are one nasty bitch , babe. We have got to do this more often.” I chuckled at him playfully and took another sip of my beer. “Guess we will have to see, your girls gotta busy schedule ya know.” I played coy, knowing he was another one to add to my fuck list. I liked my list long and with a wide variety and I was always looking to add to it.
Do you want on my fuck list?White Trash Phone Sex Cindy

Pimping Ain’t Easy

cum filled cunt cleoThe other night I went to the club and there he was in all his glory. There was no denying that he was a full fledged PIMP. He wore all white, the hat and coat were fur, he had the cane, the the shades, the strut, His pours oozed PIMP. I had to get a picture of him just to share with the girls and he posed for me gladly. Then he followed me around the club all night long trying to get me to be one of his girls. He promised me the sun and the moon. His antics were very entertaining and he was persistent to say the least. There was no way in hell I was going to let him pimp me out, I am not giving any one a cut of my money. But he did drop a shit load of money on me that night so the next day I agreed to meet him and let him take a few snap shots of me. I should have known his apartment was done in all white too. He tried to impress me with his lavish life style. Funny PIMP, he doesn’t think I know that all this was bought by dumb bitches willing to work the streets and give him a cut? I let him take his pictures. When he asked me to suck his dick I couldn’t help get wet, I love sucking cock. And then I had an idea. I said yes and got on my knees. I gave him a blowjob like he has never had before. I brought him to the edge several times, teasing him with my mouth and making his knees buckle. When I finally let him blow his load, I stood up and smiled, holding out my hand and telling him the pictures were a thank you for last night but the blow job would cost him. The look on his face was priceless, but he paid up. Silly little PIMP….

Horny Hump Day with a Trailer Trash Whore

trailer park whore sexy cougarsWell it is Wednesday and that means Horny Hump Day to a trailer park whore like myself. A few of my fellow cougar whores were over this morning and we had COCK on the brain. We put on some slutty clothes and trolled the trailer park for dick. We lucked out that it was Spring Break, so lots of young strapping boys were home. And what school boy doesn’t want to fuck 3 hot horny old broads? Derek was likely way younger than we thought, but I’m not a bar, I don’t need to check ID. I just need a hard working cock.

We molested that boy! We shoved our ample boobs in his face, smothered him with tits. Got his attention all right. His young cock was bulging in his jeans, so of course I let it out. Nice and thick too. We took turns sucking his shaft. We had to show him mature women know their way around a cock. Three seasoned whores on your shaft, you would lose your shit quick too. He came in my mouth pretty quickly, but I assured him our first names were Whore, our middle names were Hoover. We could bring him back to life in no time. While he was recuperating, I taught him the fine art of eating pussy. Every young stud needs to know his way around a woman’s clit better than her gynecologist. If a girl is getting her snatch licked well, chances are she has a cougar to thank.

trasy milf cougar cum dumpsGetting that glazed donut look, made our young stud hard again, just like I knew it would. I eat my share of pussy when cock can’t be found, and a cougar cunt is like fine wine, get’s better with age. And wetter! We all squirted his face with our old nectar. Since we were all so horny and needed to hump, we fought over who got his stiff pecker up their old snatch first. Age before beauty. Since I was the oldest whore, I got to hump him first. I rode him like an old cowgirl. My girlfriends sucked on my titties as I bounced on his throbbing cock. I could feel my clit getting engorged from the stimulation of his dick up my puss. I was reverse cowgirl so I could play with his balls too. Even slipped a cunt juice covered finger up his ass, which drove him wild.

I got another load of fresh boy batter up my snatch this time. I received two cums, my friends zero. But I assured them, with a young stud full of cum, he has an endless supply of cream for us greedy cum cougars. I licked his sweaty taint, slid another finger up his butt hole, and got him hard for my friends. I can make a dead man cum, so don’t think for a moment I won’t resuscitate your cock too. Young or old, on horny hump day, when I want fucked, I make it happen, again and again and again.

Trashy MILF Lilibeth Gets Some Clean Up Help from Her Baby Girl

trashy milf nasty mommyI make no apologies for being a trashy MILF. I clean up well, but I refuse to act like some prim and proper housewife and mother, at least not for long. My husband threw a swank party this weekend. I wore a designer black long gown; even donned some old black smoking gloves. I looked very classy. My husband said I looked like a dirty Audrey Hepburn. A couple hours into the party, I was craving a cigarette, so I ducked into my daughter’s room to puff. She never tells my dirty little secrets. I sat on the couch in her room puffing. I realized she was masturbating under her covers. I don’t think she even realized I was in the room yet.

Hearing her little girl voice moan and grunt made me hot. I started rubbing myself, caressing my boobs, rubbing my clit, even fingering my ass hole. My pussy juice was running down my thighs, staining my pretty cocktail dress and my daughter’s couch. I took off one of my gloves , started soaking up my juices when I heard my daughter say, “Put it in your puss mommy, like a sponge.” Such a smart little girl, twisted that glove up my wet snatch and let my cunt juice saturate it. My little angel crawled between my legs and started to suck on the glove part hanging out my twat. She sucked the juices out of it. Kept pulling it out slowly like a tampon, squeezing off the juice into her little mouth. She thinks I taste yummy. So does she!

dirty phone sex mommyMy baby girl is such a kinky little girl, just like her mommy. All my offspring are thankfully, but my baby girl is so sexually precocious for her age, just like I was at that age. I can do anything to her, let men do anything to her, and she begs for more, no matter how rough. She wants to be just like her dirty whore mommy. She cleaned up mommy’s wet snatch, even tongued my juicy ass too. Sprayed me down with some of her lilac body spray to mask smell of my cigarette, then sent me back to the party. I told her daddy and I and maybe a special friend would pay her a visit later that night.

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This bitch likes it nasty!

anal cum dumpsterI am one nasty bitch and my very favorite thing to is to be your anal cum dumpster! I crave big fat cocks in my ass morning, noon and night, I can never get enough and I’m not afraid to get nasty with it either. Just this morning I had a friend over, he woke me up by shoving his cock down my throat and half drowning me with his piss. Then he rolled me over and shoved his cock right up my ass! But you know what? I loved it!! I love being treated roughly like that and I never want to change. I even licked my own shit off his dick after he came inside me, I love the taste more than anything. I want to be your new nasty ho, trust me, you won’t find a nastier chick than me!

You Never Know What Could Happen with a Live Phone Sex Whore

live phone sex trashy cougarWhen you are a trashy live phone sex whore, anything can happen. And that unpredictability almost always benefits my callers! This morning, my kitchen sink got so backed up, I had to call a plumber. Nothing worked to unclog the son of a bitch. I guess putting all those condoms down the garbage disposal was a bad idea in hindsight. I sucked all the cum out of them, so I figured it was harmless. Me bad. Luckily, I have a fuck buddy who is also a plumber. He checks my pipes weekly, and unclogs anything for a sloppy wet blowjob. I wasn’t sure when he was arriving, so I decided to take some calls. I was on my kitchen island talking nasty and fucking my cunt with a nice sized cucumber, when he walked in my backdoor.

Without skipping a beat, he pulled out his cock and let me slurp on it. My caller loved hearing me give a live deepthroat blowjob. I was gagging, choking and slobbering all over his dick as my hung plumber skull fucked my face. I could hear my caller slapping his meat, which made me suck harder than a vacuum cleaner. I got back up on my kitchen island so my plumber could check my pipes. He rammed his cock in my ass first, then my cunt, and went back and forth between my dirty holes as I screamed for my caller to dump his seed all over my body. Turns out my backdoor pipe was pretty clogged. The plumber’s dick emerged covered in sludge. He made me suck that dirty cock clean while I told my caller what a fucking dirty ass to mouth whore I am.

Creampie slut cum guzzlerWe all pretty much came together. My plumber crammed his shit stick up my cunt and dumped a huge ass creampie in my twat, which I pushed out. I love playing with my sloppy wet pussy for callers. I’m a mature whore, but I ain’t got no problems with a dry snatch, thanks in part to regular pipe cleanings. I let my plumber fist fuck my spunk soaked snatch for my caller, which made him jizz all over himself again. It was a hot unexpected threesome for us all, but that sometimes happens when you are a dirty live phone sex operator. I hope I haven’t ruined your image of some genteel lady moaning while she does her nails and talks smut? I’m far more interactive with my callers than that! Shit, we all are at this company. I’ll fuck the neighbor, my son, my garden veggies, any sex toy, hell even my 4 legged friend for our call if you want. I’ll piss in a cup and chug it; polish off a 6 pack in 6 minutes, do lines with you, hit that pipe, smoke, fuck my ass, fist my cunt, gag….whatever you want, you can have with this nasty no taboos live phone sex whore.