Category: Pissing sex

Chocolate pudding anyone?

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I was out last night looking for someone to use me for toilet sex. It had been far too long since I have felt someone fuck my cunt and then piss in it. Or piss in my ass before they start fucking it so I can feel their warm urine dripping down the backs of my legs as they fuck my dirty hole. I remember one guy who would freeze his shit and use it as it thawed to fuck my cunt and ass. He loved to watch it melt and get smaller and smaller as more and more was left in my whore holes. He would then fuck his pork sword into my gash and pull out every few strokes to clean his cock of shit in my mouth. He was always enthralled to see his white cum shooter come out brown only to emerge from my gullet white again. He was amazed that it never fazed me to clean his love muscle whether it came from my pussy or ass. He would cum in my ass at the end and while I cleaned that cummy shit from his cock he would also let his bladder loose in my mouth. If he was feeling extra generous he would shove my face into his ass and feed me some of his special chocolate pudding. I miss that guy and am out searching every chance for someone to replace him!

Stripper Sex Stories Of a Size Queen

Stripper Sex Stories

Stripper sex stories are wild and hot. I’m a trashy fucking BBC loving whore. I have been hooking and stripping forever. It’s what I do. It’s what I know. I’m a druggy trailer dwelling Milf. I have a teen son. But I am the mama to my junkie crack whores that are fresh on the scene. I take care of their crack addicted offspring and raise the other young brats up to be just like us. I train them to make money for me. There is no existing if you can’t contribute. The ones that make a huge ordeal of it all never last. Those are the little cum dumps that end up in the dumpsters or the lake. These little fucking offspring of junkies don’t have a fucking place in this world of any worth and so, ya know, we deal with them right. It’s a p daddy’s dream to visit me when he wants some young tender fuck meat to destroy. We all have needs and the higher you get the bigger you go in the darker side of fulfillment. I personally only fuck BBC. SO all the guys I get coming by to fuck me will usually be pushed off to a lesser whore.

That Something Extra Men Crave

I have that something extra that you are craving. A sexy hot blonde. A pretty face, and slender body. The tight rack of pert tits and luscious cock sucking lips. A sweet ass that cries “Fuck Me” and long legs. I also have something else. That men love to fantasize about. I have a nice big cock. It’s nearly nine fucking inches of pleasure for you, baby. I’m sexy tranny phone sex slut. I am dominant and love to be your Mistress. I will have you sucking dick and taking my tranny cock like a good slut. I know you will love on every inch of this hot ladyboy body. I do love it when you lick my ass and beg me to piss on you also. I am a dirty girl and I love to get dirty with a filthy pervert that loves to party.

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Freaky Phone Sex Fantasy Tranny

I love getting off with some freaky phone sex. I have the best freaks as lovers too. I had a good run with two of my favorite freaks getting our own freak on. I love to get high and fuck them. My favorite little sissy is always a blast. I love getting that man fucked up and taking advantage of him. He has a vulnerability and I milk it. He loves tranny girls and is in love with me. I can’t blame him, tbh. I have great tits, and I can party like nobodies business. Really it ain’t nobodies business what I do, nor who I do. I was pulling a train the other night and man some pencil dick neighbor called the pigs on me. I really wanted that copper to be my cum receptacle and I urged him to come back after his shift. I would still be awake and partying and I know he could use a little let loose. I know an interested party when I see one and boy was he interested. I had the man in blue return in just his street clothes and he was looking every bit a tasty treat for me. I knew he would be hung, I could tell. He was throbbing for me and a very willing bottom. Most pigs are bottoms. They are busy asserting so much testosterone at work that they need to lay back. He laid back and took my knight stick like a good ass fucked bottom always does.

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Pissing Sex in the Pool

pissing sexOccasionally, I enjoy pissing sex. It makes me feel even dirtier than I already am. When you are a P mom who pimps out her offspring, there really is not much you will not do. My oldest son had a pool party over the weekend. It was his birthday and daddy and I said he could have whatever he wanted. What he wanted was to have friends over. I wore a tiny bikini for the celebration. Not sure he wanted me at the party, but I crashed it anyway. I am a hot woman and a sexy mommy. His friends did not mind. I served his friends beer and let them smoke some primo weed. I had my motives. High drunk teens get freaky. I took off my bikini and pissed in the pool. Then teen boys pissed in the pool. Then boys pissed on girls. We were swimming in pee. At one point, we were all by the edge of the pool pissing into it. The girls were squatted down on the pool edge pissing right with the boys. It was kinky. It was something out of a freaky phone sex call. It was hot and liberating too. Being naked outside, pissing our cares away, partying and fucking. The boys all fucked me, and they fucked the teen girls at the birthday party too. I do not always participate in watersports, but when I do, it is with a bunch of teens.

Trucker’s Favorite Fucktoy – Breeding

Crack Whore AnalI said he wasn’t bringing me back. He’d been using me as his personal fuck slave for the past two weeks. He never unchained me from his bed, not even to piss. But, he kept me flying high as a kite on snow, and my pussy was always dripping wet.
He’d surpassed the point of fucking me raw days ago. I was just a worthless hole now; three holes to be exact. Here he came again to ram his cock down my throat, choking me. When he grew bored at the sounds of me gasping for breath, he’d switch over to my asshole. Tight as I used to be, I was filthy and forced to use the bathroom right where I was. He fucked my in my shithole before making me clean my own ass off of his cock.
He always came in my cunt; he said he was breeding me. He said he was going to fuck me every day until my belly got big as a house, and my tiddies would swell just for him. All the coke in the world wasn’t worth this torture. My pussy disagreed. I grew wetter and wetter as he pounded away inside my destroyed cunt. He came, I came. Ten months later, so did our baby.

Pissing Sex Fun

pissing sexI have lots of pissing sex fun stories. My daughter and I are holed up together waiting out the storm. My son pops in and out to check on us. Last night, he came by with a bunch of beer and a few friends. I am more of a coke gal, but beggars can’t be choosers, right? Alcohol is better than being sober any day. I can throw back some beer too. Only problem with beer is that I need to piss like a racehorse often. Once I break the seal, it is game on. I only have one bathroom in the trailer. My daughter and I were drinking with 8 boys. There was a line for the potty. So, I pissed in my daughter’s cunt. The idea just came to me. I was drunk. She was drunk. And, I had to piss. Once the boys in line for the john saw what I was doing, they redirected themselves to my daughter. I opened my holes too. I did not want my girl to have all the fun. I stripped naked and got in the same position so they could piss in my trashy milf cunt and ass. I knew it was going to make a hell of a mess, but I did not care. I was horny. I was drunk. Plus, a pissing party broke up the monotony of being stuck in a trailer. All the boys wanted to brush up on their shooting skills. They looked at my daughter and I’s fuck holes as targets. It was like they were playing that carnival game where you shoot a stream of water in a tiny hole to get a prize. No prize for filling our fuck holes with piss, but they did get to fill us up with cum too. We went from a pissing party to a hardcore orgy porn. Welcome to the quarantine life.

Anal and Toilet Play Fisting Whore

Fisting WhoreDid you know that this fisting whore can shove her fist up her ass? I have a beautiful Rose that pops out when I do! I know when my sexual services are rented out that some men find it completely fascinating that I can do that! But it’s not for the weak of the stomach because normally after I fist my ass a bit of shit gets squirted out! Now if you are fucking my ass and give me a warm salt water enema beforehand you will get a good flow of warm Diarrhea flowing all over your cock! Most of the men I fuck with are into extreme toilet play and want to see this whore eat her own shit and fuck my shitty ass hole. Yeah, it might make me puke all over my beautiful tits but all the more lube to big fake titty fuck! But my favorite potty play will always be pissing sex. Giving and receiving. So, what do you think am I too nasty for you? Or is your cock rock hard standing at attention for Hardcore Hadley? I am a dirty trashy whore, what can I say, wink, wink!

Dirty Phone Sex: No Toilet Paper, No Problem

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex will keep you busy while you stay at home. I have figured out how to deal with the toilet paper shortage. I have 8 brats living under my roof. They vary in age and gender. Some are biologically mine, and a couple are adopted.  All of them want to please daddy and me. That means if daddy and I want to piss in their mouths or piss in one of their pink holes, they will not protest. I don’t need toilet paper if I am pissing into a little girl’s mouth or cunt, right? My sons and daughters love the taste of mommy’s piss. Do you like pissing phone sex? My family had a piss filled weekend. We ran out of toilet paper on Thursday. I didn’t panic. I just called a brat into the bedroom and pissed in her mouth. My sons pissed in their sisters’ mouths. Daughters pissed in their brothers’ mouths. And I pissed in all their mouths! I am the queen bee of this family. My little slutkins drank my piss like it was lemonade on a hot day. I got them to lick my asshole too. We are an open family. We are a dirty family too. No toilet paper, no problem. If I have a brood of dirty whores, my cunt and ass will always be clean.

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Hole Up with a Trailer Trash Whore

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore is not in an uproar over the lack of toilet paper around. We have been conserving it in my home. My son and daughter are staying with me until this social isolation bullshit is over. If I have them with me, I can stay indoors. By myself, I would go crazy. I can’t go without cock, cum and coke. My three favorite C’s. Make that 4 favorite C’s because I love cunt too. When my son must piss, he does it in either my mouth or my daughter’s mouth. If we are otherwise engaged, he pees in the toilet and we lick him clean or he just dries his dick on our blonde locks. We are a dirty clan in many ways. Gotta piss and no toilet paper, no problem. Coated in cum, and nothing to clean it up with, no problem. My daughter and I love the taste of cum and piss. And, we don’t mind dirty assholes either. I think a tongue in a dirty butt or a cum filled cunt is better than toilet paper anyway. Definitely better for the environment. My son, daughter and I are not worried about supplies. We aren’t worried that the sky is falling either. We are just holed up in my trailer getting high, fucking and cleaning each other up with our tongues. Just another day in the trailer park.