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When you just gotta go…

golden shower sex storiesI kinda felt like JWoww off of that lame ass show Jersey Shore. I knew she was famous for pissing in public. I personally had to do more than piss, and couldn’t wait any longer! Let me recap for ya. I’ve been partying pretty hard with spring break coming up, nothing like a couple pregame parties to get things going for a fun filled week…or so. When I start drinking I can’t stop…you  can just call me your wild thing. I was so fucking wasted I knew I would not make it up the hill to the house for the bathroom…I didn’t just have to piss I knew I had to shit too so I just stumbled off into the woods. I was so drunk, I really thought I was alone. I had squatted down and pissed already and was working on shitting too when all of a sudden I heard a laugh. I looked back and this hot guy was standing a few feet away from me with his chubby cock out, pissing. I think we were both turned on from our nasty similarities. Can you imagine the mess we got into next? We finished our shitting and pissing on each other and ended this wild night with a nice hardcore ass fucking…that naturally led to a lot of ass to mouth as what kind of girl would I be if I didn’t like to taste my own ass and shit?

My Phone Sex Line is Always No Limits

phone sex line lilibethMy phone sex line is always no limits and no taboos. I am not the kind of lady that says no. In fact, I am not a lady at all. I am a dirty whore. This morning, I was a blasphemous whore. Last week, a group of ladies from the local church decided they needed to stop by and save my soul. In the process, they thought it would be acceptable behavior to shame my lifestyle. They told me I was lacking the sort of moral code a parent should posses when raising little ones. They don’t know the half of it either. Well, I do not take too kindly to strangers coming into my home attempting to judge me. So this morning, I took my oldest daughter to church with me under the false premise that we were there to atone for our sins. My husband makes enough money to bail me out of trouble, so I push the envelope whenever the need arises.

trailer trash whore lilibethMidway through worship, I stood up and let my coat fall to the ground so that I was in nothing but thigh highs and high heels in front of a shocked uppity congregation. I started singing blasphemous songs and fucking my cunt with a cross. I laid down on a church pew in front of the pulpit so my teen daughter could eat my twat. Some of the men began jacking off, much to the chagrin of their morally upright bitch wives. A few of the husbands of the very same women who pretty much told me I was going to hell gathered around my daughter and I so they could cum on our faces. The preacher was speechless. I tore pages from the Bible wiped my dripping wet cunt and tossed them in the coffers. My daughter tossed the prude club the cross that had been up my cunt and told them to remove the stick out of their asses and mind their own fucking business. Don’t think they will be coming around my house again anytime soon.

Fucking the Tax Man

stripper sex storiesI was just opening the doors to let in some of my girls who were early for their shift at the club. Standing with them is a weaselly looking man in a suit. He asks me if I am the manager. I inform him I am the manager on duty. He tells me he needs to talk to me in my office and shows me his ID, showing he is from the IRS. I allow him in, but ask him to wait outside my office for a few minutes. I call the owner and he tells me he is not coming down there and to “handle it”. He told me he would make it worth my while to take care of this tax prick. Great,  what the fuck do I know about handling the IRS?

I let him in to my office where he begins showing me figures, saying the owners had been negligent in paying their taxes and he would be shutting us down, effective immediately. This was the busiest night of the week and I really didn’t need to lose this job because  of the owners being dumb fucks. At least they paid well. I tried everything in my power to work something out with him, even coming on to the little pimple faced geek. He finally tells me if he can fuck Janelle, the girl he had been talking to outside, he would let us stay open tonight and we could work something out.

I go to talk it over with Janelle. She tells me no way in hell is she putting her fine pussy on that ugly fucker’s cock. After all, she has standards. I ask her if she would do it for a new Louis Vuitton purse. She thinks on it and finally tells me to get on that cock it will take a Louis Vuitton purse and a pair of Prada pumps. I agree and bring her back into my office.

She begins by doing a strip tease and a lap dance on this ugly as man. She pulls his cock out and it isn’t much to brag about, but sufficient for the job. She goes down on him giving him head like his cock is the finest candy in the world. She looked so sexy doing it, I began to get turned on, and had to pull out my favorite vibrating buddy and start working on myself. He pulled his cock out of her mouth and instructed her to bend over. She did just that. She took his cock right up her pretty little pussy. He was so worked up, he lasted a very short amount of time before he was blowing his load in her twat. By the time she finished, the tax man had decided a mistake had been made and the owners actually owed very little in back taxers and we were allowed to stay open!

Janelle had saved the day! Tomorrow morning, we will be hitting the stores with the owners charge card. Girl time fun!

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I was scrolling through Craigslist on my first computer. I was able to finally afford it through stripping full time. I didn’t even know that Craigslist had a “personal” section for M4F. I had to take a peak. I did and wow! What I saw sure made me really god damn horny!! All these men were asking for a strong redneck woman who had a submissive streak. That sounds exactly like me! I’m not a southern belle, I don’t have a real strong accent either…but when I get turned on and going, boy it comes out. I made a little list of all these guy’s phone numbers and what exactly they wanted to do. The thrill of meeting a stranger and letting them have their way with me got my panties soaking wet. I have to call them all right after my shift. Hopefully I can get off work and then really fucking get off to something nice and hard.

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I am a dirty filthy cock sucking whore and I need some dick right now. I I’m running low on cash and that means I’m running low on my stash. You can buy as much time as you want, as long as I get my mouth and belly full of your cock and cum. I am craving thick cock in my mouth, releasing a big thick creamy load down my throat. Make me your dirty cock sucking whore. Oh come on daddy I am burning itching to get high in to eat some yummy cum! Call me right now and we can have the hottest phone fucking session you have ever had! I can not wait until you fuck my mouth and cum down my throat! 

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Live Phone Sex Druggy Whore

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Live phone sex is much more fucking kinky with a white trash whore who knows what you want. You want a no limit phone sex ho! I’m not afraid to get fucking nasty. I’ll talk about anything just to get my little snatch off. One of my favorite things to talk about is putting some white powder on a stranger’s thick cock and just snorting it right off like a fucking druggy whore. Coke makes me feel so good and high. It makes sex even better. I get like a bitch in heat when I’m on drugs. I’ll take whatever I can get! I’m not picky. Whatever you feed me I’ll take- I’ll smoke, pop, shoot, drink and snort anything you put in front of me. It makes life way more interesting in this boring fucking backwards town. I need something to do- so I’m always in supply of something great. Last time, my dealer didn’t have any coke so I bought some meth. Once I smoked that, I couldn’t be kept down. I called my fuckboy over and we fucked like rabbits. I was up for 3 days straight and couldn’t stop thinking about getting fucked. I let him fuck my ass then my throat. I must have looked so trashy when he wanted to see what objects he could fit in my fucking cunt. First he tried putting a beer bottle, then a cucumber; he even put my electric toothbrush in me. When it started vibrating, I couldn’t help but buck my hips up and beg for more. I looked and felt like such a worthless trailer park whore. I didn’t care. All I wanted was much cock. I wanted to take it in all my fucking holes and that’s what I did for the whole three days I was awake. And I loved every second of it.

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Trashy MILF Threesome

trashy MILFTrashy MILF is a moniker I embrace. I am proud to be a whore because it means I am having fun. It means I am not denying myself any sexual pleasure like your wife who probably hasn’t sucked your dick since Bill Clinton fucked a young gal with his stogie. Yesterday my girlfriend and I went shopping for sexy lingerie. We had decided it was a girl’s day, but that was before this sexy guy saw us in the parking lot struggling with all our bags and offered us help. We have to pay kindness back the best way we know how. We invited him back to my trailer. Kelly and I love sharing cock. Still a girl date, just we added a random cock for fun.

cum guzzling slutTim didn’t mind crashing our girl time. In fact he always fantasized about two sexy mature whores fighting over his big dick. Kelly and I don’t fight, however, we share. I was laying on my bed so my bestie could play with my hard nipples. My head was tilted back so I could demonstrate my cock sucking abilities on our third wheel. His dick was oozing pre cum watching Kelly play with my tits and finger bang my cunt. Although I am a cum guzzling slut, I switched positions so I could take his dick up my cunt while I ate my best friend’s pussy. He nailed me hard which pushed my tongue deeper into Kelly’s twat with every thrust. Her juices coated my face. Tim was throbbing, about ready to blow from his fantasy cum true, when he pulled out of my cougar cunt. He want to spray us with his cum. Kelly and I love to share spunk. We kneeled before him as he jacked his shaft over our faces. He gave us a load big enough to share. We were cum dumpster sisters for a moment snowballing his seed. Best girl’s date ever.

Horny Milf Masturbates At The Liquor Store

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Having the Black History month specials had increased our business triple-fold. This had caused our liquor supply to run low and meant I had to make a special trip to the big discount liquor store across town that catered to businesses. Upon arrival, I see they are extremely busy. Rather than wait on assistance, I grabbed a shopping cart and made my way around the store. I picked out all of the items I needed and headed to the checkout. I’m not sure why they are so backed up, but there were many business owners and managers in line waiting. Most of the business people in line were men and I noticed many of them were quite attractive. You would think with all the cock I had been getting lately, I would be sexed up enough, but I find myself getting incredibly horny while waiting on my turn to check out. I was getting so turned on in fact, I could feel my panties begin to get damp. I felt an itch deep in my cunt. I could imagine myself fucking several of these handsome studs. The more I imagined, the wetter and hornier I got. I sneaked a hand into my pocket and began rubbing my wet cunt through my clothing. I became in lost in my own world. I get so turned on I almost orgasm standing right in line. I finally check out and make it back to the club in record time. We have hired a new bartender who is hotter than hell and I think he can scratch my itch rather well. I ask him to follow me to my office and I get him to fuck me right on top  of my desk.

White Trash Milf Masturbates To Phone Sex Call

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I usually start with just a finger or two rubbing my clit. Then I will pinch and pull on my nipples, while using two or three fingers to fuck myself with. When I see that I need more, I will get one of my toys to start fucking myself. If I am really horny, I will get out the biggest one and really plow into my sloppy wet pussy with it. It makes me think of how hard I got off watching you fist that little rugrat, while tears were running down her cheeks. You know she loved getting her young pussy trashed by your whole fist even though she kept that sweet and innocent act up the whole time. Until we talk again, I will keep myself content with the dirty, nasty memories. I just hope its not too long before we can share another encounter.

Getting ready for Valentines Day

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This Lot lizard sex whore is getting ready for Valentines Day! My ass is shaved, my balls are shaved. My body is oiled up and ready for a long night of fucking. I love working at the truck station. I’ll be in my sexy black dress that shows off my body. My big beautiful breasts, small waste and big ass is going to turn you on.I know you will see me walking down the rows of trucks. My gaping asshole leaking the cum loads down my pantie hoes as I walk towards you. You want my dirty cum filled mouth on your cock. You want me to drain your balls as you cum in my asshole! You want to slowly slide your cock into my cum filled ass and pull your cock out looking at all the stringy cum as it drips out of my asshole. I know you want my tranny body. These big tits in your face, my ass on your cock and my dick in your mouth. Pick me up this Valentines Day!