Category: Phone sex line

All For The Crack

ilrt Druggy phone sex Crack whore for cock. Is that not a sweet thing to say? Well one of the many guys I fuck had that sign made for me for my front door. Is that not the sweetest thing you have ever heard? What a neat little surprise that was. I hung that sign proudly at my door! He said this way when I advertise in the papers and online. The men will be able to find my house easier with the sign now proudly displayed at my door. I of course I fucked him for the sign. And he did have some nice crack rocks with him and I got a nice rock out of him too. So a present, cock, and nice size rock. This morning started out great and I can tell it is only going to get better!

Hookers for hire

hookers for hire

 I was looking for a new gig! I saw a sign on Craigslist asking for girls to clean houses and offer other services. Other services that I am a master at- being a dirty little cum whore. They hired me right away and I had my first client. I showed up ready to service his house, and well, his balls also. As soon as I got to his house, he was standing bare ass naked with his ten inch cock staring at me.

I got on my hands and knees and sucked his dick into my throat. I took my clothes off as I skillfully fucked his rock hard dick down my throat. His cock was pulsating in my throat. I was ready to be a good little fuck slut! I got on my hands and knees and offered up my other pink holes. He slid his cock right into my cunt and out, only to push it into my ass hole.

I am leaving him with a dirty house, a dirty cock, but at least his balls are drained!

I gave him all of me

live phone sexI like to party, everyone knows that, but sometimes the party is hard to come by because I am broke as shit. Well today was one of those kind of days, I wanted to get fucked up but I had no money to party with and no way of getting any… in short I was screwed! Then I remembered my dealer had a little crush on me, every time I go over there he checks me out like he is desperate for it so I decided to hook him up. I told him that he could have me, all of me, in any way he wanted if only he would get me high and keep me high and he accepted real fucking quick! He gave me some dope and told me to strip so I gave him a real nice lap dance and then settled on my knees in front of him. I was totally naked and he was rock hard, when I slid that cock down my throat it was like I had made him go to heaven! He fucked me all day long, and kept me fucked up too, it was so good that I just might make this a regular thing!

A Dirty Phone Sex Kind of Family

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is the only kind. Vanilla is a flavor and should never be a part of phone sex in my opinion. I am the woman you call when you think like me. I had a white Christmas in California if you know what I mean. I’m still snorting lines two days later. I have slept some, but not much since Sunday. My husband got me some fantastic powder. The best I have ever had too. He smuggled it in his pants from Columbia. My hubby has a hug nut sack. He tapped a bag under his nut sack and the airport security either missed it or it didn’t show up on the X-ray. He said he was all nervous too. Drug smuggling isn’t his forte. I rewarded him, however, when he came home. My husband is significantly older than me and for the most part I aged out sexually for him when I turned 18. But, we still have fun. He loves watching me with our sons as I love watching him with our daughters. We understand each other. Our love is based on dirty, taboo sex. I am a no taboo phone sex kind of woman. He has always loved my love for snow. In fact, he gave me my fist blow when I was the age of our youngest daughter. Since he rescued me from a trailer park in rural West Virginia 20 some years ago, we have been making babies and getting high together. Oh, and family fucking too. He likes girls with no tits or hair on their pussy yet. Sound like what you enjoy too? I like young boys with constant hard dicks and a never ending supply of cum for mommy. We both love incest, getting high and watching taboo fucking, so we were made for one another. The best thing about my sugar daddy husband is that he loves me being a phone sex whore and a slut wife, which means you can join our family fun.

Shit fest for Christmas

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I really needed my fix on Christmas so I decided to take my shaved cunt and sell it to all the old pervs down at the porta potties in the front of my trailer park. When I got up there I seen a line of guys waiting to take shits and I started asking if they wanted some young cunt before they go back to there nasty wives. A couple of them had something different in mind but I didn’t care as long as I got money for my coke later. They shoved me in a porta potty and started spraying my tight little body and my face with there shit and I just took my hands and starting using there shit to rub my cunt. That warm scat just covered me until you couldn’t see my white skin anymore. They where down and I walked back through the trailer park covered in shit, but I had my coke so it was total worth the shit fest.

Hot Stripper Sex

Hot Stripper Sex

There is this club not to far from my trailer that lets me work there from time to time. I got the call tonight they could use a girl, so I said yea I will be in about an hour. I rummaged through my closet and looked for my sluttiest thing I had. You need a couple different outfits because you go on stage a couple different times. I went to the club and it wasn’t to busy but it will build up. It was my turn to go on stage and of course backstage I had a couple shots of vodka. I was dancing so good and seductively taking off my clothes and spinning around the pole.

I was told that a guy wanted a couple dances with me and he was going back to our VIP room. I knew what happened there and I was excited.I lead him to the back with my little nighty on and I picked three songs, that is what he paid for. I sat on him and slipped my robe off and was grinding on him putting my breasts in his face. He touched my pussy and I was wet this guy was hot. He pulled his dick out bare back and I slid down on it and I rode him till he came.

2 For 1 Sale On My Whore Girls

Druggy phone sexI am in desperate need of some crack. My main dealer got busted and I am fucking jones. So I am advertising both of my girls for the price of one. They will do anything for the right size rock! I will be there to help and watch but I need to get that shit in my system asap! My girls are young tight and in need of a good cock to fuck. So mommy can get the crack! My girls being the good little whores I have been raising are eager to help mommy get some crack and maybe some for themselves too. They are both 3 hole whores and are trained or training to do most thing. If there is something you want to do with them that they have not tried yet. For the right size rock you can be the one to train the on how to do it. This is a great bargain. Just stop on by I am waiting to fill my veins, and my girls holes.

Trashy MILF Christmas: Party With Me While Your WIfe Shops

trashy milfI am here to wish you a trashy MILF Christmas. I am around all day and even tomorrow, the biggest shopping day of the year. I bet your wife ducks out Tuesday to score some deals. When she does you should score some cougar cunt. I have been doing lines of coke, sucking cock and masturbating all night. My son and daughter are spending a few days with their old mom for the holidays. They are just as wild as me, but younger. The funny thing is I can go longer than they can. They eventually pass out leaving me to use sex toys to get off. If your wife would rather shop than fuck this time of year, you should call me. If you have some party supplies, even better. They aren’t a requirement to have fun with me. I am a trailer trash whore. That means I can have fun in a closet. Even if I was shopping I could have fun and I hate shopping. I think it is because it takes time away from partying and fucking. I know like tomorrow is a great day to save a few bucks on Christmas crap, but guess what? I would rather stay home and get nasty with you. My son and my daughter cannot keep up with me, but I bet you can. Let your wife take the car to shop on Tuesday. Stay at home and party with me. We can fuck, swap taboo stories and get high together. Fuck everyone else!

Trailer Trash Whore Christmas Eve

trailer trash whoreTrailer trash whore Christmas Eve is here. We have an annual ritual. It’s private family time. My husband scores a big bowl of cocaine for us and no hooker activities occur. My husband and I like to drain our slutkins so they sleep soundly for Santa! I make our special family eggnog. Can you guess the secret ingredient? Yep, it is cum. We like to feed our girls daddy’s cum as well as their brothers’ cum. My husband and my sons have been jacking off into a pitcher all week. just so I can make my eggnog for our girls. I have a special something for the boys too on Christmas Eve. I make sugar cookies, but the icing is just girl cum with food coloring. Makes the cookies extra sweet. We are a white trash family with money. The house is decorated gaudy like in Christmas Vacation. I’m serving the girls cum spiked eggnog. The boys are eating Christmas cookies laced with girl goo. We are all doing coke and fucking in front of the tree. Joints are passed around too. I look forward to Christmas Eve every year because it is all about family. Family fucking. None of my offspring rally believe in Santa anymore, but they all believe in fucking daddy and mommy. Christmas is all about family, right?

Cum Dumpster Christmas

cum dumpsterI’m a cum dumpster. I love cum. All my favorite things begin with the letter C: cum, cock and cocaine. Last night, I got all three. Merry Christmas to me. I was down at the truck stop looking to party. Truck drivers are always looking to party with an old whore like me. Everyone knows truckers have the best blow too. I knew my usual hook up, Big D, was on the road. He is not due into town until Saturday, but this time of year there are always more truckers than usual sleeping for a few hours at the truck stop. My skanky ass walked around until I found a guy that made my old twat wet. I found this hot man traveling with his son. Father and son? Fuck yes. I am just the dirty whore to do that. They invited me into their cab. Junior is off school for a few weeks and traveling with his dad to kill time. No better way to kill time than with a trashy milf. I did lines of coke with dad and fucked junior. Dad was a dirty sort. He stroked his cock watching me make his son a man. I wasn’t sure what he was more turned on seeing what I did to his boy or watching his son’s young cock. It didn’t matter. I don’t judge. I was having a hot time even if daddy was gay for his son. As I rode Junior’s cock reverse cowgirl, daddy put his throbbing rod in my mouth. I was going to take father and son cum loads at once. I bet your wife can’t brag about something like that. I am a big dick sucker, so daddy’s dick went all the way down my throat. As junior was filling up my cunt, daddy was filling up my belly. Merry Christmas indeed.