A neighbor of mine was throwing this box in the dumpster. He daughter was running behind her crying, beggin her not to. She just kept tellin her to shut up and that she was not rassin no harlot or whatever. Grabbed that little brat by her ear and drug her back up the driveway. After they went in I went to their curb and looked in the trash. Wasn’t sure what I would find but it was public property now. I was bright colored box with the words “play doh” wrote on the side. I took it to the house and pulled out the contents. There was some play doh in there that is for sure but there was also this toy that resembled a dick! I was sure as fuck surprised, and then I was turned on. I stuffed it with some green play doh and then squirt it out the top and laughed. It looked like it was squirting out some alien jizz from the top. I cleaned it out and laid back on the table and started to play with my clit with it. I got myself nice and wet and then started to shove it into my pussy. It felt so good. No wonder that bitch threw it out, she prolly caught her daughter doing the nasty with it. I know I would had been at her age no doubt about that. I continued to moan and whimper and then my favorite four legged friend came up and started to rim job me with his wide tongue. Fuck it felt amazing, who knew play doh could be responsible for this much pleasure. I came all over it and my fur friends face too. Once I removed my new found pussy play toy I took a swig of jack and let him finish licking me clean. Good boy, and good play doh. HaHa
Category: Nasty phonesex
Your Phone Sex Line to Period Sex and other No Taboo Phone Sex Topics
It is no secret that I put a lot of freaky shit up my cunt and ass. In regards to makeshift dildos, size doesn’t matter. I’ve had huge things up my fuck holes like a baseball bat, even a foot. Although the big shit really stretches my cunt and ass out, the hottest thing I ever used as a dildo were vials of my daughter’s period blood. I’m a nasty freak. I’m raising my daughters to be the same way. My middle girl is a huge Twilight fan. Personally, I hate the books and movies. A little too tame for my tastes, but my daughter’s obsession with vampires became a teachable freak lesson for her.
On her birthday last year, I threw her a vampire themed celebration. I dressed up as a sexy vamp nurse, turned the recreation room into a morgue, with coffins and everything. Served shots in test tubes. Really it was just a teen orgy with a theme. I of course was wicked high. My girl didn’t want to fuck because she was on the rag. I wanted her to know that period sex is actually really hot. I wanted our guests to know the same thing. I set her on the morgue table, spread her legs and ate her bloody cunt out in front of a few guys furiously beating their meat sticks as they watched. I took the vials I was using for Komikaze shots and filled them with her period blood. I passed them around to our remaining party guests to drink. Vampires drink blood, right? Nothing more intoxicating than young menstrual blood. It is long believed to have healing and youthful powers.
I got so turned on drinking her period blood, I fucked the blood filled vials. Put some in my cunt, some in my ass and fucked myself so hard her blood started oozing down my fuck holes. The party guests started gathering around me, jacking off onto my bloodied ass and cunt. Before long they were shoving more test tubes up my fuck holes. I had a bouquet of bloody vials I used as a dildo in my ass and cunt. When you got 20 crammed up your ass and cunt, gives you the feel of a big fat cock. My daughter was so turned on she was shoving them up her cunny too. I wanted her to have the real thing in her, so I had the party boys line up to fuck my girl on the rag. Some guys like messy sex, others just enjoy the fact they can fuck a bitch bare back without fear of knocking her up 7 days out of a month.
I fucked myself with those bloody test tubes watching my girl get fucked and eaten while bleeding between her legs. After that party, I started using all my girls to make menstruation porn. Yeah, it’s a real thing. I’ve been making bank off my girl’s bloody cunts ever since. So if you like period sex, I got three young menstruating daughters I can pimp out.
Let’s get filthy as fuck!
So we both know you heard I am the nastiest slut around, the skank that will do anything. You’ve read my blogs proving to you just how dirty I am willing to get… but have you ever heard about a girl who was willing to fuck your cock right at your local city dump? Sounds farfetched right? Well not for me! I am here to prove to you just how willing I am to get to different levels of nasty and dirty than you ever imagined a girl as hot as me would ever go to… I told you I’d do anything. I am the dirtiest skankiest bitch of all and laying me out to fuck in some smelly waste isn’t going to make me turn away, it’s going to propel me towards pleasing you all the while still enjoying that toilet play I know you love so much. What’s a better place to take a fat shit on you than the dump? We are already beyond filthy so why don’t we enjoy ourselves while we are here having our nasty fun, the kind of fun that isn’t for those with a weak stomach. Mmm, you wanna know what I ate today? Lots of fruit baby, so much fruit that I have to shit and let me go ahead and warn you it’s going to be a lot! Sliding down your chest… down to your hard cock and balls, I’d be glad to rub it in – and I’d love nothing more than for you to fuck my ass right now as I shit over and over again completely dirtying up that raging boner of yours… and if you want it clean I most certainly have some sweet piss for that! Unless of course you wanted it as a drink…
My Cousin’s Anal Cum Dumpster
Monday night I got so drunk, but I don’t care. It doesn’t have to be the weekend for me to party! I must not be the only one who thinks that because the house party I went to was HUGE. After I had a few shots I ended up bumping into my cousin Rob and he was looking good. Growing up I always thought he was cute, but he looked so fucking sexy Monday night. Those shots really hit me hard because I was clinging to him that night, flirting to. I was too wasted to feel embarrassed and it’s not like he was pushing me away either.
At one point that night we ended up in the bathroom together where Rob confessed that he had always wanted me. Suddenly, I was on my knees licking my cousin’s sexy dick from it’s tip to his balls. Then, Rob forced me to my feet and bent me over the sink before he shoved every last inch of his thick prick deep into my ass.
We were both looking in the mirror, watching him pound my slutty little ass. My big, round tits were bouncing up and down before Rob reached around to grab them with his hands. They spilled out around his fingers while he fucked my ass harder and deeper until he filled it up with cum.
Never in my life have I felt dirtier. It might sound crazy, but I loved it. My cousin just fucked my ass in the bathroom and then we both went back to partying like nothing happened. Feeling his warm cum leak out of my sore little hole was so hot because it was happening in front of everyone, but no one knew. I’ve hooked up at a lot of parties before, just never with one of my first cousins. I hope it’s not the last time.
Freaky phone sex with Henrietta
It’s time you to call me for some Dominant Tranny phone sex where I make you my whore! I am in a bad ass mood with a badass attitude. I will not sit back and take it any longer. I need someone to take all my stress and frustration out on. I pick you BITCH. I know that is what you are a cheating fucking bitch. Your wife called me and she knows all about you and your love for Big Dick Shemales like myself. I will be taking my anger out on you with her permission. She has tried to be nice and caring about it all.
However she has had enough. It made her sick knowing that her husband is a cock sucking whore. It is time for you to be punished for your actions BITCH. Time for me to show you how a wanna be cock whore should be treated. I have it all planned out and ready for you. No games just straight to fucking business. Time to let out all stops no more secrets or lies. Just a Woman with Big tits and a Fat UNCUT cock. I want to shove this dick inside of you while your wife is watching. She is going to giggle as you choke on my cock. You are a worthless cock whore!
Hookers for Hire Bitch Slap!
Hooker for hires which is what I was getting called in the street, was getting this city in lock down. I was really into getting paid and being the baddest bitch in Chicago! No matter what I was going to rise to the top with youI believe that if Ghost was going to kill me when he was my pimp surely the need to have meth and your cock would do me in at some point. I was fucking drunk as a mother fucker listening to your stories and I could have cared less about what you were saying as long as you stuffed my fucking mouth with your cock. I was trying not for you to stretch the hell out of my ass because I had a client not less than ten minutes away but you would hear none of it! You wanted my nigger cunt and you were going to stretch the fuck out of it! You even told me you had a surprise for me! There on the bed was a big gigantic dick cock which you were about to suck to death and have shoved deep up your asshole.
I guess the higher we got the more things we were willing to do! I didn’t care as long as we kept tweaking together and I could feel the tip of that cock inside me. Slapping me across the face because you knew I liked that hard ass bitch shit I felt you rip me open and I knew that you had a mission this morning! I took the last bit of meth we had between us and tried to lay back for all you wanted to me! I was sure of two things you were high as hell and whatever you decided to stuff in my holes this morning was going to be a totally fucked up thing because of the disrespect I had showed you the night before. Word to the wise you never disrespect your pimp by looking at another mother fucker. As I saw the lighter go near my clit and the sinister look on your face, I knew I had fucked up royally! Spreading my legs I accepted my fate and let you do your worse to this little ho!