Category: Nasty phonesex

My filthy fart fetish

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You liked your women dirty but I didn’t mind. I knew exactly what you needed. I dropped to my knees and spread your ass cheeks. It was smelly and I knew you hadn’t showered lately. I touched my tongue to that puckered rim and I could taste the flecks of shit that you had missed. I began with your rim job, slowly licking every wrinkle on that asshole, cleaning you. Then I delved deeply, tongue rolled, into the depths of your ass. You farted right in my face and I could smell the sweet stench of rectum. That’s what I love the best, when they fart right in my mouth. The blast of gas being pushed out of that asshole, watching it wink, as it blows into my face. I inhale the fumes and taste them, hoping for a shart, a little taste of heaven.  I tongue fucked you quicker as you stroked his own cock. When you were all clean, I moved around to the front, where you were holding a half-hard penis. “Open wide, whore” you grumbled. I opened my mouth-urinal, allowing him to spew hot urine into my piehole. I gulped to keep up with the never-ending stream as it overflowed my mouth and ran freely down my tits. Your cock was all ready to blow now. You jerked it furiously, shooting foul blobs of man mayo to run down my face and mix with the piss. Another fart from your gassy bowels sent me over the edge and I spasmed helplessly.
I am a human shithole, an outhouse, and a submissive scat queen. I know my place in this world and that is servicing you like a good slave. Please allow me to be your toilet tissue and fart eater. It makes my pussy so wet to please you.

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Dirty phone sex

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Valentine’s is just a day with no meaning or passion. I haven’t had a man that really makes it memorable for me since I just have flings and not a real relationships since I’m not that kind of girl. Some women want Diamonds and others want to get fat on chocolate me on the other hand I want a cock deep inside me . So I’ll head over to the casino since I like to gamble and I’ll just wait at the bar for some man to offer his services. As I’m waiting a horse Jockey sits next to me and begins to order a bunch of drinks he smiles at me and buys me a couple of shots.Normally  I’m not into umplumpa’s but chivalry goes a long way especially when he has coke in his pocket. He invites me over to his room and we begin to party snorting and dancing and kissing like if we have known each other for years this man knows how to party.

Before you know it I’m butt naked handcuffed to a bed and getting my pussy fucked as this man snorts coke off my tits. As he slides his cock in and out of me he can’t help but scream at me since he is fucken high telling me that he is gonna leave my pussy sore! Before you know it I’m having a orgasim’s and cumming  all over his cock since he knows how to get in that pussy deep and fast. He turns me over on to my side rearranging my cuffs so I can go on all fours and he begins to fuck my shit hole as he calls me a dirty nasty bitch. He smacks my ass until it’s super red and bruised telling me that I’m just a fuck pig and to snort like a pig since I’m a useless cunt.

As I begin to repeat what he says he slaps me in the face repetitively and begins to piss in my face telling me to open my eyes and mouth since I’m just a nasty fucken whore and that  I’m only good for getting my cunt fucked. He then begins to fuck my ass hole again until he cums in my pussy until it begins to seep out , this man begins to eat his cum out of my asshole licking and sucking his juices. I took a gamble this Valentine’s day and it paid of since I got my cunt fucked just like what I wanted

Pissing Sex on My Phone Sex Line

pissing sexPissing sex is pretty hot. I’ve been into bathroom play for a long time. I potty trained my boys by having them piss on mommy’s clit as I sat on the toilet. I made them pretend it was like one of those carnival games where you squirt the water gone on a target and win a prize. If they could keep a steady stream on mommy’s clit, they got some candy. Amazing how quick they get potty trained like that. Now they are pretty obsessed with watching me pee they still like to pee on my pussy while I am on the throne too. Little boy piss is so hot on my body. At their young age, they can’t quite cum a jet stream yet, but they certainly can piss one.

We have a home gym, so I was working out this morning. The boys were off from school for a parent teacher conference day. I let them sleep in, but I guess their little morning hard ons woke them up. They ran into the workout room naked, little dicks as hard as could be. We call those morning hard dicks pee hard ons. They wanted to pee on mommy, so I got a vase from the book shelf, pulled the hood of my clit open exposing my pee hole and pissed right in the vase with the boys. Their hard ons didn’t go anywhere after a good morning piss either. My youngest son asked if my pee hole was a fuck hole like my ass and pussy. “To some people it is honey,” I replied. I saw the look in his eye. I stretched my legs as far as they would go, widened my urethra and invited him into my tiniest, tightest fuck hole. Even his little dick hurt inside there, but I don’t mind a little pain. His brother watched in shock and arousal stroking himself. My son pissed and came in my 4th fuck hole. Made me cum so hard too.

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Slutty Sex Addict Poem

phone sex line Melanie

Tonight was a really dirty night
I knew I was in for a real fight

This bitch wanted to fuck you
But I was the one you wanted too

So we kicked her out of the trailer
Of course, lots of hair pulling

We didn’t care. We just wanted to bang
After we banged, we would hang out together
Then we would bang again

We are sex addicts
Missing work. I can’t get enough
This is so tough

Going for a second without getting fucked
I need you to get sucked.

I’ll lick your cock up and down like candy
Everything I learned will really come in handy

I want to be your little toy
You’ll be my little boy
I’ll be your filthy whore
I’ll even let you fuck me on the shore

Whatever you want let’s have fun
We can even fuck on the run

No matter what I’ll be ready
To take your cock anytime really steady

You know I was dirty for Mardi Gras!

toilet sexFor Mardi Gras can you imagine what I did? I wasn’t just flashing my tits for beads like the other sluts, I wanted to see how far my naughty and dirty actions could take me. I didn’t want just silly beads, I wanted to see what else I could get and just have a lot of fun…I went to where I knew the dirtiest man could be found – an owner of a pizza shop. I knew I could get a whole meal and a place to stay for my trip as we had some fun together. I wasn’t wrong either! He was down to get dirty with me – right in his kitchen. I probably would advise not to eat that food considering all the piss and shit that was being pushed out all over each other – not to mention is hot load that he finished all over my face. Mmm, it was quite the dirty and naughty time with him. Just fucking like crazy and giving each other the hot loads we both needed and craved. It was so hot, and it was worth all the stuff I got out of it!

Getting ready for Valentines Day

Tranny phone sex

This Lot lizard sex whore is getting ready for Valentines Day! My ass is shaved, my balls are shaved. My body is oiled up and ready for a long night of fucking. I love working at the truck station. I’ll be in my sexy black dress that shows off my body. My big beautiful breasts, small waste and big ass is going to turn you on.I know you will see me walking down the rows of trucks. My gaping asshole leaking the cum loads down my pantie hoes as I walk towards you. You want my dirty cum filled mouth on your cock. You want me to drain your balls as you cum in my asshole! You want to slowly slide your cock into my cum filled ass and pull your cock out looking at all the stringy cum as it drips out of my asshole. I know you want my tranny body. These big tits in your face, my ass on your cock and my dick in your mouth. Pick me up this Valentines Day! 

A “special” kind of worthless.

druggy phone sex

I called my daddy today. “Go away, you druggie slut. I have a good life with my new wife. Call your whore mama for help.” he said and hung up. So I called Mama and she said, “I cleaned my life up and I’m going to church now. Go away.” and another click. So I called one of my connections. “Aurora, my dear, come on over. I have plenty of what you need.”
So I went over. The place was buzzing with action. Skip was a pimp and a dealer. He sent me to a back room where a client was waiting. He was masked and his cock was already hard. I had serviced him before. He was an evil man who got off on inflicting pain. He pinched and pummeled. He pulled out clumps of hair. He left bruises. He liked his sex rough. Driving his cock into a dry asshole got him off. So did ramming his cock down your throat until you puked. It took him hours to cum but when he did, as soon as his cock started pulsing, he liked to punch a girl repeatedly until he shot every drop of his load. He did pay well for the service though.
I smiled at him and said, “Bring it.” I am a woman without feelings, unwanted, empty, higher than a kite on drugs, and most of all, I just love being a human punching bag and a cum dumpster. It really gets me off. At least this way I have a purpose in life. Make me feel, lover, even if it’s just pain.

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Worshiping The Biggest Blackest Cock Ever

BBC sex storiesMy earlier customers were good to their word and we had plenty of black clientele coming in nightly. Tonight I find myself in my office with a very attractive black gentleman. When he pulls out his cock, I am astounded. This man had to have had the hugest cock I have ever seen! That cock had to be more than a foot long and thick as a beer can. Oh My God, I am in shock over this huge anaconda that is presented to me. He tells me to suck his big black cock. At the thought, I begin to drool. I drop to my knees in front of him. I begin to caress his huge balls. I open my mouth to take his mammoth member into my mouth. I have to stretch it wide just to take in the head of this gorgeous cock. I lick all over the head and shaft to get it wet. I take in maybe a third of the man’s cock and my mouth is full already. He begins to push to get more of his man meat into me. I am gagging and sputtering all over this huge intrusion. He begins to fuck my throat with wild abandon. My pussy is literally dripping just thinking about getting this big dick in my pussy. I am not sucking this cock. I am actually worshiping it!

GangBang Whore Mommy Loves Frat Boy Seed

gangbang whore lilibethI’m a dirty gangbang whore. By that I mean, I am more than just a slut who likes to take a ton of cock. Just entertaining a legion of dicks is boring to me. I want more than just cocks up my ass and cunt. I want to be coated in cum and piss. A sexy mature bitch like me knows where to go for raunchy sex. A frat house. College boys love a MILF gone wild. Frat boys are as raunchy as it gets, but the girls they fuck on campus want love and respect before they put out, so the boys can’t get as nasty as they want to with them. But, I don’t want to date a frat boy. I don’t need them to spend money on me. I just want to get nasty. I just want their cum and piss and whatever else they want to give me. So on Friday nights, I crash a frat party. Last Friday, it was the Sigma Chis.

trashy milfThey were having some mixer with some stuck up sorority house, so when this trashy MILF walked in, the coeds had to sit back and let a real woman show them how to party. I got on the dining room table naked while they boys lined up to skull fuck me and give me creamy facials. The coeds looked mortified that a woman their mother’s age would take so much cum to the face. I’ve been a cum whore since before they were born. I was rubbing that frat seed into my skin like it was a top line anti aging cream. As boys waited to cum on my face, others fucked my ass. They all know I’m a nasty freak at the Sigma Chi house, so they pissed up my ass. I have a very tight rosebud for all the big dicks I take, so I held some of the piss and exploded it all over the coeds behind me watching in disgust and jealously. For three hours those silly young girls didn’t exist. I was the only woman in the house that mattered. I took their cum and piss in all my holes and left one happy trailer park whore. Showed those coeds what those boys really want. I’m going back tonight with my daughters so they won’t grow up to be a stuck up coed.

Cheap phone sex with Henrietta

Cheap phone sex

Being a tranny is beyond fun. I love sucking a big thick cock and titty fucking a man. I spent a lot of money on these titties and I am going to use them! There are men with big thick cocks who make my dick drool. Then there are men with tiny cocks. I love making little dick men suck my big tranny cock. Make them choke and gag on my thick dick. These men with tiny cocks love to be dominated by a big tranny like me and I am more than willing to make them my bitch. These fuckers want my big thick cock so they know what it is like to have one. My thick cock compared to theirs is so funny. If you have a little cock, call me and I will show you how good a real dick is.