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Trashy Milf Futuristic Roleplay

trashy milf cosplayWhen you are a self proclaimed trashy MILF nothing is off limits. Not even using your teen daughter to fulfill your naughty futuristic lesbian fantasies. Two things I love: cosplay and science fiction. I was reading this pulp fiction novel set in the year 2525. The premise was that the world had been taken over by sexy cat women. Half pussy, half woman, these she cats kept all the men prisoners and only used them for breeding and milkings. The idea of a future where men only provide sperm when deemed necessary and the world was run by women made my cunt drip. I kept the brats home from school so I could have a little fantasy family fun.

gangbang whore incest sexI dressed up in a leather cat suit; put the girls in white latex outfits that made them look like slutty Judy Jetsons; and my boys were in shackles and purple chaps so their asses and cocks were exposed. They were not quite as amused as their sisters were about their costumes. But they would enjoy what I had planned for them. I tied my three sons up in the closest, while I played with my daughters. She cats love pussy! I licked and fingered all three of their little snatches, made them each cum so hard on mommy’s face. Told them we don’t need cock to get off, just to give life.

live phone sex lesbian sexOnce I had girl juice all over my face, I visited my boys who enjoyed me eating out their sisters from the closet by the state of their boy dicks. I took a saucer over to milk their little peckers. I grabbed them and started stroking their dicks, squeezing their little balls. They wanted to fuck mommy, but I wouldn’t let them. “Today boys you are just sperm donors,” I said. I milked them each until they filled up saucers. You see in the year 2525, women need sperm to grow big and strong. I put the saucers of cum down on the floor and let them lap it up. Such good little kitties licking their protein up.

fisting whore incestI licked more kitty cats, got those pussies purring, but they wanted boy dick in their little cunnies. I denied them because in the future, boys aren’t for pleasure. Because they complained, I fisted their tiny cunts to show them cock is not necessary for pleasure in the future. They were squirting all over the place. My middle daughter is at the breeding age, so I used a turkey baster to shoot some of her brother’s seed up her twat. In 9 months she will either birth a she cat or a sperm donor. I told her it was her duty to contribute to population growth.

I think I liked our little futuristic roleplay more than my brats, but that’s because I am a dirty p mommy who enjoys fucking her offspring. What kind of creative roleplays could we enjoy with my brats? I share them all the time.

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Hot Stripper Sex Born

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      Hot Stripper sex is right up my alley! I am a whore and I love fucking. There is no shame in that! I have been working this job for about three months now and I love it! Not only am I really good at it but, it supports my fucking coke habit. I love all the girls I work with and the bouncers have the best cocks of any I have tasted so far! The best are the customers who tip and grip me at the end of the night. The only bad thing is I have gotten a little reputation as the whore who likes to fuck! In the months I have worked here I have slept with 25 guys in a gang bang and sucked off more cocks then I can count! I am a fucking slut who loves fucking!

    I don’t think there is anything wrong with that as long as I have my fake i.d! (I am underage!) I won’t tell my boss if you won’t. I really think the bitch knows but doesn’t give a shit!

      I think if a guy treats you nice you should do everything in your power to show your appreciation. All the customers I have love fucking me and taking me out to dinner. I am sure you will too! I am living the life that I am supposed to live. A slutty addict whore who will do anything for a fuck! I don’t think life could get any better but there is one thing missing someone licking my pussy while I write this stupid ass blog!

Phone Sex Line with Henrietta

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Tranny Phone Sex is not for the faint of heart. I love my big titties and rubbing my body down my flat stomach down to my big hard uncut tranny cock! I mean if you had the best of both worlds you wouldn’t be able to keep your hands off your own body too. I love giving my ass to anyone I can. I am always looking for the next cock to suck. Hoping the man behind the dick has a ton of money so I can sell my self. I sell my tranny ass, cock and titties for anything. I love Selling my body to Big Black Cock, they seem to love fucking my Fake titties until their giant cock explodes and blows its thick chunky load all over my face!

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Sexy tranny cock like mine is hard to find. All of us whores on this site have a fetish for gay men or men who want to try new things. My favorite cock to have is a big dark dick. I really enjoy having it thrust in and out of my tiny ass hole and shoved down my throat to suck it clean. Going ass to mouth for a man who pays is so rewarding. I am down for anything! I hope to hear your sexy voice and to explore your body soon..

Fuck Walmart

Live Phone SexFuck Walmart. I hate coming here! The lines are always to damn long! My beer is gonna be warm before I even get to the check out!

To hell with this. I am cracking one open now.

Great! Now a manager comes over and starts complaining. “You can’t drink on Walmart property ma’am”….Blah blah blah.

“Then open up another register dick head! I should be half way home by now and half way through this 12 pack. So it’s your fault I am still here!”

Great call the police. Whatever. Make sure you tell Sergeant Thompson, Freida said hey!

I was through my third beer by the time the cops got there. It was a new guy. Great fresh meat! Let’s break him in right!

You politely ask me if I had paid for the beer which, duh, no, I have not, I had been waiting to do that for twenty minutes!

“Well ma’am, you can not drink in this store and you need to pay for it and then leave. Are you driving?”

Great all the damn police brutality going on and I get a wimpy guy!

I reached in my jeans, pulled out a twenty and threw it at the cashier as I walked out with what was left of my beer.

You followed me to my car talking about how you can’t let me drive. Just try and stop me!

I reached to open my car door and that’s when you slammed me up against the car!

Now we are getting somewhere!

“Sergeant Thompson said you liked to get fucked! He thinks you pull shit like this just so you can get laid!”

With my hands in cuffs and my head pressed against the roof of the car, you unzipped your pants and slammed that fucking cock in my cunt!Phone Sex Line

“Is this what you want? You little whore!”

Yes, that is exactly what I needed!

Customers were watching you fuck me in the parking lot but I didn’t care!

You felt so good as your fuck stick forces its way in and out! You were going so fast and fucking me so hard! I couldn’t take it! I was about to cum! I started to scream and you covered my mouth! Of fuck! Just then you shot that jizz so deep inside me that I could almost taste it! That last thrust sent me over the edge! I pushed back against your cock before you had a chance to pull out and just let go! I exploded all over you!

You had my cum dripping off the end of your cock and splattered all over your uniform!

Now you were mad! You couldn’t go back to precinct covered in my sweet milk, smelling like me! They all knew where you had been! They would know what you did!

I could see the anger and panic on your face and I laughed. “Relax Newbie. They always send me the new guys. Think of it as initiation. Welcome to the force!

Lot Lizard Loving!

Lot Lizard SexI love Lot Lizard Sex! When I got to the truck stop the boys had already set up a mud wrestling ring so naturally I volunteered to wrestle this other obvious whore who was down there. I took my clothes off quickly and we both started in our bra and panties but eventually we were totally naked and not soon after that some of the guys watching decided they wanted to join in and start wrestling us with their cocks! Mud and dirt was flying everywhere I got double teamed by two of them and I was totally pinned down while these cocks were just ramming and fucking themselves deep into my mouth pussy and ass. I loved getting down and dirty like that and being forced into the ground with a cock up my snatch made me cum so hard and the guy just kept fucking pounding me with his bulging dick that I was getting scraped and bruised on my stomach but it was so worth it and I can’t wait for the next match.

Hot Stripper Sex gets Rawdy!

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      Hot Stripper Sex got a little awkward!  I will start by saying I am proud of who I am. The other night I was working in the club and got in some trouble. A customer started to tip me and we were getting along pretty well.  It was the end of the shift and he said he wanted to get a private dance. Of course with my smack habit I needed the money.  We were having fun and I was making some money when he invited me out side of the club for something a little bit more private. In the rule of the club it’s a no no to do something like that!

      It had been a several days since I had some cock so I agreed. I went out to the parking lot and got in his van. It would have been fine but the guy’s wife showed up knocking on the fucking window like a crazy person! He was balls deep in my little pussy and damn if I wanted to move! I kept rocking that cock back and forth while she stood there hammering at the window! Who gave a fuck! I was all about the money! I rode that motherfucker’s cock while his wife stood outside the window watching! If she wanted she could get some of this too I don’t get discriminate!

      As he shot that load on me, I took my hands and dipped up that sauce on my finger and licked it so she could see! She just kept on pounding at the window! I thought it as a good as  time as any to make a quick exit out of the passenger door to my car. That’s when the bitch got to action and beat his ass! I was so turned on stood right there and fingered my cunt while they were fighting!

I like being a whore there is nothing like it and I am not going apologize for it either. The most frustrating part was going home and having to use my toy to finish the job! But oh well I got paid!

Save A Tank-Ride A Soldier

phone sex line cleoBeing in this country because my grandpa joined the American Military in the 1945 to gain citizenship for our family makes me very grateful to our veterans. On memorial day every year I show that gratitude like only a good slut can.
My day starts out by dressing exceptionally slutty and heading out to the local base.
While everyone else is preparing for a cook out I am preparing my hot, wet pussy and full luscious lips to be filled with the cock of our soldiers on duty.
The front gate is my first line of defense and giving the gate guards a blow job they won’t soon forget starts my day with a cunt cumming bang.
I love the way our men in uniform like to share and before long they are calling their buddies to the gate for some slut loving fun.
By noon every one of my holes are filled with the cum of military men and I have even licked several female pussies.
But my day isn’t done, not by a long shot.
Down the road there is a veterans nursing home slap full of horny vets just needing some attention.
It is time to spend the afternoon on my knees in front of them stuffing their eager cocks into my mouth and sucking them dry.
There are several that are still ambulatory that love taking me to their rooms and bending me over to stuff my pussy and ass with eager dick, unloading wads of cum into me.
I love doing my civil duty as a citizen and honoring our vets in a way only a true trashy whore can!
If I didn’t get to you I am sorry, but you can always call. I will be waiting for you.freaky phone sex memorial day1

Happy Memorial Day!

scat phone sexIt’s Memorial Day weekend and that means all my naughty veterans and military men are out and ready for a dirty dirty phone call with the nastiest girl around! That’s me, of course. Don’t try to make me guess your little fantasy… I know what it is if you’re calling me. There’s no shame is our guilty pleasure…no shame in getting so incredibly filthy. I know you’ve been thinking about calling me all day…every time you went to the bathroom I was on your mind. As you pissed into that toilet you wished it was me who was receiving your golden shower. When you sat and shit earlier I know you were thinking of shitting all over these perfect titties…covering them with your waste. How dirty do you want to make me? What other nasty juices do you have for me? I’m certainly not afraid of getting filthy…dirty as I can even. Can I suck your cock till your cum is exploding all over me? Dripping down my face, onto my tits, mixing with all that shit and piss making the perfect naughty mixture. How do you like it when I look up at you, on my knees covered in all your juices – begging for even more? Maybe you have some friends that are into toilet play as much as you and I are? If not… I have as much as a desire to be a little cum dumpster as I do a personal toilet so I know you’ve got a few friends who would just love to see me covered in their hot sticky cum. The kind of cum that I suck right out of their cock until it explodes all over me, then moving to the next cock ready to be covered even more salty warm cum. Mmm… I love to get dirty no matter what kind of filth your into!

I am a naughty slut!

dirty phone sex blossomI am a naughty slut and I don’t care who knows. Actually, I really want you to know what I am. If you got it baby, I need it. I am a nasty whore who loves getting my brains fucked. I really can’t help my deep cravings for cock all day and all night. My body aches to have every hole of mine filled! I want sticky gooey cum in all of my holes and on every inch of my body, I want to take a bath in it. I want this pussy stretched out. Do you think you can satisfy my deep cravings for your shaft? I can’t stop thinking about when I get to suck you until you burst. I need every hole of mine filled, and you have a very busy job ahead of you. You can stick that delicious sausage of yours wherever you want. I will take it like the naughty nasty whore slut that I am!

He knows

freaky phone sex beckyI am in the pool trying to wash off my body from all of the sweet sins I have indulged in. My loser husband is finally home and sees the house in a total wreck,- clothes everywhere, and me naked in the pool. I can’t hide the cum that is not only all over the house but all over my face. That is right, he knows. He now knows I like fucking big cocks, fast and hard, getting the shit beat out of me, and bathing in succulent cum juices! I like hanging out with the big boys, what was he going to do about it? All he did was call me a filthy dirty whore who was a cum rag. That really turned me on, I love to be called names, since after all that is what I am. I can’t help that he just doesn’t do it for me. I need a man that is going to give it to me dirty and nasty, maybe hubby will get to watch if he is lucky.