Category: Freaky phone sex

Trashy Milf Pool Orgy

trashy milfWhen you are a trashy milf, your house is where your offspring’s friends want to hang out. We threw a Memorial Day pool party. Any pool party, I am the center of the focus. I make my self the focus. Being a horny milf in great shape makes it easy to get attention. My husband and I served the teens booze and weed. I even let a few boys and girls do bumps off my belly. Once the party favors kicked in, it was no long a pool party. It was a pool orgy. I am a druggy whore not because I am an addict but because I believe when altered, your freaky side comes alive. I do not care how old or young a person is, a little cocaine, and you want to be the star of a hardcore orgy porn. My sons fucked me in front of their friends. Their friends fucked me in front of their friends. And I ate a lot of pussy in front of everyone. The pool had more cum in it than water, I joked. I honestly do not think my pool parties are that much different from other pool parties in the area. I may have more younger ones in attendance, but everyone is just as high and horny.

Shemale Phone Sex Beach Sex Summer

Shemale Phone Sex is the hottest thing to get into while on Holiday. I love the Beach in the Summertime. The smell of sunscreen gets this tranny cock throbbing. It’s something I love since being a girl and living an hour away from the Beach. I wasn’t exactly born a girl but my mama made me one. I didn’t mind and loved wearing bikini’s to the beach and having long blonde hair. I got to go topless and get a nice tan. My mama was such a druggy whore that I was destined to be much the same. She was doing Johns under the boardwalk and in the bathrooms all the time. That was Jersey baby and now I am the Shemale Phone Sex Beach trolling Queen always ready to turn a trick and suck some dick.

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I love the prime Beach time and am across the country these days. I live in California and I get my share of hot beach fucking all season long. I like to ride my bike to the Boardwalk and see what lonesome tourist is trolling for some hot Cali style tranny fucking. The fact that I have so many t-girl friends to hook up with makes times always exciting. We love taking a straight man back to his Beachfront hotel room and fuck his brains out with our sexy Shemale phone sex fun. The idea of hot beach sex is exciting for men that want to cheat. It’s even more exciting for them to get with a ladyboy to get their inner most desires for cock met. You think they would just call and hook up with a sexy tranny from Eros or some shit. They find trying to hook up with a professional online to be extremely difficult to g through with. I have had my days on craigslist to hook up and usually they want to hook up with a t-girl because we always have party favors. I guess it makes it easier for them. It’s super easy to lure them in at the Beachfront bars when they have been relaxing and drinking.

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Pimpin’ Out Lolita

Live phone sexThe brat and I still have not found a place to live in our new town so we’ve been staying at the local dive hotel where all the hookers turn their tricks.
I had just finished a night on the pole when there was a knock on our motel door. It was those damn door to door religious rats! Two young boys in suits were going to try to save us!
My angel sat on the bed and listened for a minute and then became bored and started playing with her little cunny.
She was rubbing  her young cunt right through her panties. And watching her was making me so proud, I couldn’t help but get a little moist myself!
It was clearly making the boys uncomfortable because they kept shifting from side to side trying to hide their growing cocks behind their Bible’s!
I think the little fuck doll was enjoying it because she pulled her “day of the week” panties off and started slipping her fingers in her kitty.
The poor boys started salivating as they watched that sweet young thing finger fuck herself!
I asked them if they wanted a taste and my girl held up her glistening hands to offer a lick!
The tiny cock rockers couldn’t help them selves and they crawled in the bed with her, taking turns eating her hairless young snatch! You should have heard her squeal as they held her legs and forced their meat deep in her tight young cunt!
Her tiny body looked like a doll as she bounced on one cock and sucked the other and I couldn’t help playing with my clit as I watched!
When she was done, there was not a spot on her body that wasn’t splattered with Bible thumping pussy loving cock spit!
I held out my hand and said that will be fifty bucks!
They looked at me with disbelief.
Come on now, Mama’s gotta pay rent!

Trashy MILF Got a Nefertiti Piercing

trashy milfThis trashy milf went to get a new tattoo yesterday. I met with a cute young artist who was going to sketch out my tramp stamp. However, she kept suggesting what I needed were some pussy piercings. She could not stop staring at my breasts or my crotch. I have a couple tats already, but the only thing pierced are my ears. I think she had milf fever. She was a sexy young Goth girl. Great body. Tattoos all over her body. She had lots or piercings too. Sexy young bad girl. Not sure if she was gay or straight or simply curious. It did not matter to me. She ripped my panties off, spread my legs and buried her face between my legs. She told me how certain spots are heightened sexually with piercings. Had to peel me off the ceiling after she was done with me. That girl could lick pussy. I licked her back. I saw all the piercings she had and felt how hard she came. After some strap-on play with my sexy Goth girl, I wanted some things pierced too. My pussy was wet. Her pussy was wet. We were covered in sweat from our lesbian romp. We took a shower and went back to her shop. She gave me a Nefertiti piercing. Not going to lie, it hurt like a bitch, but she gave me some TLC she does not give everyone. Once the swelling went down, she tried it out. One of the hardest cums of my life. And she only used her tongue and fingers. Now, I feel like a real bad ass bitch. My army of sluts at home get to eat mommy’s cunnie tonight with her new piercing. My guess is I will be squirting all over their cherub little faces. I went for a tat and got a piercing instead. One of the best decisions I have ever made.

Boy, Do I Have Some Striper Sex Stories For You

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I’m sure you’ve discovered by now that I’m a dirty whore. And as you might imagine, I have a lot of stripper sex stories. Stripping is still one of my favorite things in the world. I enjoy being ogled and used by all these dirty fucking men. It gives me a rush that I can’t even explain to you. So if you’ve ever had a fantasy about fucking a stripper, call me and tell me all about it. We can talk about it and I bet we can come up with a nasty role play to make you happy.

I’ve fucked a lot of guys who come in to see me dance. They love seeing my titties and even my cunt as I slide my panties over and show them how wet I am. I’m so popular that it’s always a fight over who gets to fuck me. But I tell them to calm down because they can all get a piece of this hot pussy. Sometimes there are even threesomes and gang bangs. If you’d like to hear more about how my body gets used every single day, give me a call! I can’t wait to tell you about what I did yesterday. Curious? I’m ready for you.

Drunk Phone Sex: I Spill My Secrets

drunk phone sexI got a wasted at a friend’s party last night. It takes a lot to get me drunk. I am a seasoned drunk phone sex slut. But I know when I start talking silly like which cartoon character I would fuck if I could (Scooby Doo by the way), or start sharing my secret fetishes, I am wasted. I admitted that I saw my son when he was younger fuck a pumpkin we had carved for Halloween. He had just seen the movie American Pie. He was like Jason Biggs, a horny boy looking for a warm hole to bust a nut into. We had no cherry pie in the house, so he improvised with a pumpkin.  Since then, I am all about pumpkin. Used to hate the smell and taste of pumpkin.  Now I love pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie and the smell of pumpkin candles. I was wasted to be babbling about my pumpkin fetish and how I got it. I am a trailer trash whore. Nothing embarrasses me, but my son is a different story. I promised him years ago I would never tell anyone he fucked a Halloween pumpkin. I had the attention of every dude at the party. No pumpkin in the house yet, or I would have suggested they fuck it for me. Instead, I challenged them to find something in the house to fuck. The most creative one got to fuck me. I knew they would all get to fuck me, but it was fun to make them work for it. They decided to work together. Six guys carved holes in this huge ass watermelon and fucked it in front of me. They did not realize that the watermelon had been doused with vodka and was fermenting. They got drunker because the vodka absorbed through their pee holes. What I discovered is fermented dicks made me drunker too. It was like someone gave me a vodka douche up my old cunt. I spent the night telling secrets and being a drunk gangbang whore. Now I have a watermelon fetish too.

You Can Dress A Stripper Up But She Is Still A Hoe

stripper sex storiesEvery so often I have wealthy clients that like me to attend outside functions with them. For a cost I will do just about anything. Anyways, he wanted me to help him host a small gathering of his colleagues and play the part of his partner. Sure, no worries, I like the dude and how hard can it really be. I arrived wearing a nice dress and helped him. I hadn’t seen him outside the club, and he was actually quite nice looking. I had fucked him sure, so I knew what he had beneath those khakis, but I kept it in check and continued on with the party. It was a success, and everyone left happy and none the wiser that I was in fact a paid stripper. I tried to be good, but I had had a few drinks and was feeling horny. As he walked back to the kitchen, I met him with my tits and juicy pussy fully exposed wanting his cock. He actually dropped the plates and headed right to me. He lifted me on the counter and started sucking on my tits as I hurriedly unbuckled his belt and grabbed his big cock. I laid back and he started sucking on my swollen clit making my quickly squirt in his face. Then he lifted me to the ground, bent me over the chair and pounded my pussy from behind. He was stroking so hard and his balls were rubbing against me that I came again. He filled my pussy with his warm creamy cum and then turned me around, pushed me to the floor and I blew him hard again. We fucked into the morning and I left with a big stack of cash and my holes full of his sperm. It was a hot night.

Pissing Sex in the Pool

pissing sexOccasionally, I enjoy pissing sex. It makes me feel even dirtier than I already am. When you are a P mom who pimps out her offspring, there really is not much you will not do. My oldest son had a pool party over the weekend. It was his birthday and daddy and I said he could have whatever he wanted. What he wanted was to have friends over. I wore a tiny bikini for the celebration. Not sure he wanted me at the party, but I crashed it anyway. I am a hot woman and a sexy mommy. His friends did not mind. I served his friends beer and let them smoke some primo weed. I had my motives. High drunk teens get freaky. I took off my bikini and pissed in the pool. Then teen boys pissed in the pool. Then boys pissed on girls. We were swimming in pee. At one point, we were all by the edge of the pool pissing into it. The girls were squatted down on the pool edge pissing right with the boys. It was kinky. It was something out of a freaky phone sex call. It was hot and liberating too. Being naked outside, pissing our cares away, partying and fucking. The boys all fucked me, and they fucked the teen girls at the birthday party too. I do not always participate in watersports, but when I do, it is with a bunch of teens.

Trailer Trash Whore Fuck Doll

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I am known as the trailer trash whore of the little town I live in. I was joking with someone the other day about how I should just install a drive through fuck station. Maybe cut a hole in the wall of my bedroom so I can back up to it or put my head out to suck cock. Wouldn’t that be amazing? You just hear a ding and know that you’re about to get your cunt or face fucked? I know I’d have a line backed up around the trailer at all times. My fuck holes might never get a rest. But that’s okay with me. The more cock, the better.

The sexiest part of this for me would be that I am just getting fucked by any random stranger who needs a piece of ass. It could be anyone at all – even people I don’t like. I’d never know I was getting hate fucked. There’s just something about that that seems so sexy and satisfying. Do you think having a drive through fuck hole in my trailer is a good idea? Call me so we can talk about it. Maybe you can even give me some more ideas.

Mr. Fix it

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It’s so hot in this house and nobody is doing house calls at the moment because well you know Corona. I need someone to come and fix this and it’s going to cost. And I don’t know anyone who will turn down this tight, chocolate, wet pussy, and of course this fat ass. So, I call up Mr. Fix it, you see I call him Mr. Fix it because well he fixes it all. You see his big black cock can fix every itch I never knew that needed to be scratched and his tongue will have you climbing up the wall. Oh yeah, he can fix my ac too. I call him up and say hey Jamal, its Alyssa I got some kush come through she misses you. He comes and of course, I answer naked because it’s too hot for clothes. He complains about the heat and I explain my ac went out he goes right to fixing it. Once it’s complete he comes back in and I go give him a hug and I notice he already hard. So, I drop and slowly put all 9.5 inches in my mouth, arching my neck so I can deep throat. As he moans, he lifts me up and puts me on his shoulders and begins to eat my pussy as it’s his last meal. After I cum he flips me over and starts hitting me from the back and he is punishing me because he hates when I go so long without calling him. You see I’m a fiend for a lot of things his cock being one but at least this one I can control.