When you are a trashy milf, your house is where your offspring’s friends want to hang out. We threw a Memorial Day pool party. Any pool party, I am the center of the focus. I make my self the focus. Being a horny milf in great shape makes it easy to get attention. My husband and I served the teens booze and weed. I even let a few boys and girls do bumps off my belly. Once the party favors kicked in, it was no long a pool party. It was a pool orgy. I am a druggy whore not because I am an addict but because I believe when altered, your freaky side comes alive. I do not care how old or young a person is, a little cocaine, and you want to be the star of a hardcore orgy porn. My sons fucked me in front of their friends. Their friends fucked me in front of their friends. And I ate a lot of pussy in front of everyone. The pool had more cum in it than water, I joked. I honestly do not think my pool parties are that much different from other pool parties in the area. I may have more younger ones in attendance, but everyone is just as high and horny.
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Shemale Phone Sex Beach Sex Summer
Shemale Phone Sex is the hottest thing to get into while on Holiday. I love the Beach in the Summertime. The smell of sunscreen gets this tranny cock throbbing. It’s something I love since being a girl and living an hour away from the Beach. I wasn’t exactly born a girl but my mama made me one. I didn’t mind and loved wearing bikini’s to the beach and having long blonde hair. I got to go topless and get a nice tan. My mama was such a druggy whore that I was destined to be much the same. She was doing Johns under the boardwalk and in the bathrooms all the time. That was Jersey baby and now I am the Shemale Phone Sex Beach trolling Queen always ready to turn a trick and suck some dick.
I love the prime Beach time and am across the country these days. I live in California and I get my share of hot beach fucking all season long. I like to ride my bike to the Boardwalk and see what lonesome tourist is trolling for some hot Cali style tranny fucking. The fact that I have so many t-girl friends to hook up with makes times always exciting. We love taking a straight man back to his Beachfront hotel room and fuck his brains out with our sexy Shemale phone sex fun. The idea of hot beach sex is exciting for men that want to cheat. It’s even more exciting for them to get with a ladyboy to get their inner most desires for cock met. You think they would just call and hook up with a sexy tranny from Eros or some shit. They find trying to hook up with a professional online to be extremely difficult to g through with. I have had my days on craigslist to hook up and usually they want to hook up with a t-girl because we always have party favors. I guess it makes it easier for them. It’s super easy to lure them in at the Beachfront bars when they have been relaxing and drinking.
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Trashy MILF Got a Nefertiti Piercing
This trashy milf went to get a new tattoo yesterday. I met with a cute young artist who was going to sketch out my tramp stamp. However, she kept suggesting what I needed were some pussy piercings. She could not stop staring at my breasts or my crotch. I have a couple tats already, but the only thing pierced are my ears. I think she had milf fever. She was a sexy young Goth girl. Great body. Tattoos all over her body. She had lots or piercings too. Sexy young bad girl. Not sure if she was gay or straight or simply curious. It did not matter to me. She ripped my panties off, spread my legs and buried her face between my legs. She told me how certain spots are heightened sexually with piercings. Had to peel me off the ceiling after she was done with me. That girl could lick pussy. I licked her back. I saw all the piercings she had and felt how hard she came. After some strap-on play with my sexy Goth girl, I wanted some things pierced too. My pussy was wet. Her pussy was wet. We were covered in sweat from our lesbian romp. We took a shower and went back to her shop. She gave me a Nefertiti piercing. Not going to lie, it hurt like a bitch, but she gave me some TLC she does not give everyone. Once the swelling went down, she tried it out. One of the hardest cums of my life. And she only used her tongue and fingers. Now, I feel like a real bad ass bitch. My army of sluts at home get to eat mommy’s cunnie tonight with her new piercing. My guess is I will be squirting all over their cherub little faces. I went for a tat and got a piercing instead. One of the best decisions I have ever made.
Drunk Phone Sex: I Spill My Secrets
I got a wasted at a friend’s party last night. It takes a lot to get me drunk. I am a seasoned drunk phone sex slut. But I know when I start talking silly like which cartoon character I would fuck if I could (Scooby Doo by the way), or start sharing my secret fetishes, I am wasted. I admitted that I saw my son when he was younger fuck a pumpkin we had carved for Halloween. He had just seen the movie American Pie. He was like Jason Biggs, a horny boy looking for a warm hole to bust a nut into. We had no cherry pie in the house, so he improvised with a pumpkin. Since then, I am all about pumpkin. Used to hate the smell and taste of pumpkin. Now I love pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie and the smell of pumpkin candles. I was wasted to be babbling about my pumpkin fetish and how I got it. I am a trailer trash whore. Nothing embarrasses me, but my son is a different story. I promised him years ago I would never tell anyone he fucked a Halloween pumpkin. I had the attention of every dude at the party. No pumpkin in the house yet, or I would have suggested they fuck it for me. Instead, I challenged them to find something in the house to fuck. The most creative one got to fuck me. I knew they would all get to fuck me, but it was fun to make them work for it. They decided to work together. Six guys carved holes in this huge ass watermelon and fucked it in front of me. They did not realize that the watermelon had been doused with vodka and was fermenting. They got drunker because the vodka absorbed through their pee holes. What I discovered is fermented dicks made me drunker too. It was like someone gave me a vodka douche up my old cunt. I spent the night telling secrets and being a drunk gangbang whore. Now I have a watermelon fetish too.
Trailer Trash Whore Fuck Doll
I am known as the trailer trash whore of the little town I live in. I was joking with someone the other day about how I should just install a drive through fuck station. Maybe cut a hole in the wall of my bedroom so I can back up to it or put my head out to suck cock. Wouldn’t that be amazing? You just hear a ding and know that you’re about to get your cunt or face fucked? I know I’d have a line backed up around the trailer at all times. My fuck holes might never get a rest. But that’s okay with me. The more cock, the better.
The sexiest part of this for me would be that I am just getting fucked by any random stranger who needs a piece of ass. It could be anyone at all – even people I don’t like. I’d never know I was getting hate fucked. There’s just something about that that seems so sexy and satisfying. Do you think having a drive through fuck hole in my trailer is a good idea? Call me so we can talk about it. Maybe you can even give me some more ideas.