Category: Freaky phone sex

This Trailer Trash Whore is a Cum Dumpster

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore has a morning ritual. I get my coffee, take my clothes off, sit on the couch, spread my  legs and wave at the folks who walk by. I am a good neighbor. I know that men of all ages need properly drained in the morning. When cum is left in balls, guys fuck up at work. They get into fights with random strangers. Boys can’t focus at school. Built up sperm is bad for everyone. I’m the local sperminator. Those men going by my place to work or school with cum filled balls, know when they see me on my couch drinking my coffee that they can make a deposit.  I take deposits everywhere. In my face. Up my pussy. In my ass. On my tits. Sometimes I am taking cum in all those places at once. What can I say? My reputation as a dirty old cum dumpster is quite legendary in my community. Even wives who don’t want to fuck their men, or can’t fuck them because they are on the rag or something, will send their men to me for a good ball draining. I love guzzling sperm. I like to be body painted in it also. Cum is full of protein. No calories either, which is how I stay so slim in my old age. One day last week there was a small army of men waiting to give me a deposit. Time was of the essence as they had buses to catch, so my son helped out. He put a funnel in my mouth and had them all circle jerk around me. I practically drowned in cum.  My son loved seeing his whore mommy covered in so much jizz that he whipped out his dick and started fucking my ass. This made my horny army hard again. That funnel filled with so much jizz my face was cum covered. Never too much for this cum guzzling slut.

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Freaky phone sex fun at the Nursing Home

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So, I took a job in a nursing home as an aide, just for a week, to see if I’d like it better than the truckstop. It was hard damn work and I knew right away that I hated it. The nurses were slavedrivers who didn’t do anything but bark orders. But there were perks.

The place reeked of piss so I liked it right away. Changing all of those dirty diapers made me want to lick those old asses. So many droopy old balls that got covered in shit could’ve used my attention. Forget those wipes. You know how much I love scat play.

I walked into my last resident’s room where an old man was known for his naughty behavior. It seems that he couldn’t keep his hands off the aides and he’d grab tits and ass. They were scared of him. He was always jerking off and made lewd comments to them. When I walked into the room, his eyes got big and a toothless grin spread across his face. He didn’t know that he had met his match with this truckstop whore.

I leaned over and gave him a great look at my tits. I saw his cock rise in his pajamas. He reached for my tits and I let him fondle them. He moaned and it turned me on. Hey, he’s male. he has a cock. I don’t discriminate against age. He slid his hand up under my uniform skirt and began to rub my pussy, expertly sliding his finger between my cunt lips. The old fucker had moves!!!

He stood up and forced me back on the bed. Dropping his pajama bottoms, he had a 10 inch cock and it was as hard as a young man’s. He kissed me hard as he pushed his cock into me. OMG, he felt so good that I wanted to scream. He pumped furiously, almost drooling on me, his toothless mouth wide open. I could tell that he was about to cum and I was too. His old cock exploded and I thought he was going to have a heart attack.

I walked out of the room, his cum dripping into my panties. The nurse barely looked up. “He give you any problems?” “Nope, no problem at all.” I said with a smile. I was horny and already wondering how many other old fuckers were packing the meat and needed my service. I was about to find out!!! I think I love this job.

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Toilet sex with Aurora

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I was waiting in the bathroom when you walked in. My desire for scat phone sex filthiness drives me to do this. You see, I have this craving for things that other girls find disgusting. The aroma of the toilet is like an aphrodisiac, flooding over me and making my pussy twitch. I lick the rim of it, tasting the urine of a hundred cocks lingering there. I dip my finger in the water and taste it, hoping for a little residue of what makes my engine purr. Eagerly, I lie in wait, hoping the next man to enter won’t deny me. I want to be his toilet tissue, lapping at the creamy deposits of his asshole, drinking in his cock nectar. Make me your human urinal. I’ll unzip your pants, holding your cock over my lower lip as you feed me. If your cock gets hard, that’s even better as I love semen and urine mixed together. Push out that mass in your rectum and then bend over, allowing me to service you. I will gently clean every wrinkle on your puckered asshole. I’ve been this way ever since I was a girl. One of my mom’s boyfriends introduced me to scat play. I hated it at first. It made me vomit and he would force me to lick it all back up. After retching in the toilet a few times, I found that I liked the taste of shit. At times he would fuck me in the ass and make me eat my own filth. My craving became a desire and then an addiction as I searched out ways to get the ass candy I wanted. I needed it like a drug. Soon after, my mom found out and kicked me out. I was forced to live on the street, still searching for that elusive shit lover who was looking for me, too. So here I sit on the toilet. I know you’ll be here soon and you’ll love this as much as I do.

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Gangbang whore with Extraterrestrials

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I had another gangbang whore experience. I am so fucked up it’s not even funny. I am sitting here like a dumb whore coked out of my head and drunk as hell. I popped some pills so you can only imagine that I’m completely in my right state of mind. Anyways there is a glowing light coming in my window. It sounds windy as hell, maybe there is a storm happening right now? Or maybe it’s my dealer/fuck buddy’s truck- after all I am the most well know trucker stop whore ever. Usually I go to him, maybe he was wanting some of my yummy cunt or something and he came to me.

I am in just a thong and a bra and I rush outside, you know not fucked up or anything. And I am completely amazed at what I see. I know I’m fucked up and a little crazy at times but there is literally a saucer in my front yard and there is a huge door opening from it. I can only see outlines of figures walking towards me. I know how this sounds okay, aliens? Really? Well out walks these 6ft tall aliens, and there must have been at least ten of them. They came towards me and escorted me back on the ship. I really didn’t have a chance to refuse.

Their strength was insane. I glanced up and down at them, observing what I was seeing. They had huge cocks. They had to have been at least eighteen inches long and literally as thick as a pole or coke can. Those dicks were sticking straight out to. I guess they were turned on and were wanting a fuck? They were not bad looking green creatures at all, I mean I have fucked way less and way grosser if you know what I mean. I started to float to a wall and I noticed I couldn’t move no matter how hard I tried. I was literally stuck and mount on the wall.

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The aliens came to me and inserted each of their cock inside of me. It hurt so bad I felt like they were touching every single one of my organs. The crazy part is I have never seen something go so fast. They were moving at the speed of light back and forth fucking my whore holes. It was like they were gyrating all over me going in and out with their huge dicks as fast as they could. That’s not even the craziest part.

When they came- it was like a gallon of sticky mess that busted through their dick holes. I was drowning in cum. Each of them kept busting their nuts in me and on me. Every single load was a gallon of cum. I started to pass out and I soon awoke later in my bed. I thought it was a dream, right? Um no, I still have  cum leaking from my ass hole and cunt. I saturate panties like nothing. They cum in peace alright.

New Recruit

Trailer Trash WhoreI am always looking for new little whores to recruit for the truck stop. And just the other day in our trailer park I seen a sassy little red head tramping around. I asked her if she was busy and told her to come on down and apply for a job. Once she arrived I already had a few truckers lined up ready for the fresh meat. I don’t think she quite had this position in mind but boy is she a natural. A little red head reminded me much of myself. A mini fire bush! I explained to her what her duties would be and she began to perform them right there on the spot giving me an example of what a good little whore she is going to be. Sucking both men off at the same time she did not skip a beat. At one point she had both cocks crammed in her mouth at once. She then bent over the counter and guided one dick in her pink little pussy and another into her tiny tight ass. These men pounded her like no tomorrow and she took it better than some of my seasoned whores. Once they broke in her little fuck holes she hopped down off that counter and finished them off by sucking them each deep into her throat one at a time. Milking those cocks with her sweet lips until they creamed all over her face and in her mouth. She is a good little cum dumpster and I hired her on the spot.

Trashy Milf Fucks A New Bartender

trashy milfDuring the interview you tell me you just want the job to talk to sexy girls. I love honesty so I can’t hold that against you. I decide to check out just how good your sexy chat up lines are. We do a role play where I am your customer, but I am no girl. I am more of a trashy milf, but lets pretend. You fix my drink and nervously begin talking. You give me some tired old lines that I roll my eyes at. If you weren’t so sexy, I would have walked away. Finally, you get away from the cliche lines and honestly start talking. You build me up by giving compliments and eye contact. This is beginning to go well. A couple more drinks, and I am feeling pretty mellow and responding to your come ons. We are about 45 minutes into the conversation when I decide to give you some sexy lines of my own. You are much too easy. When I challenge you to see how well an older woman can satisfy you instead of a silly girl, you end up in my office in minutes.

You begin kissing me deeply and your hands travel my body. I drop to my knees and take your swollen cock into my mouth. I tongue the sensitive parts and take you balls deep into my throat. I listen to you moan deeply, knowing I have you wrapped around my little finger. You are my little boy toy, who will do whatever I direct, just to feel my throat muscles milking your cock. I make you sit on the couch in my office and climb on your cock, cowgirl style. I slowly lower myself down on your throbbing hard cock until I have you completely inside me. Then I begin to slid up and down your pole, pleasuring us both. As my pussy muscles clench tightly around your cock, you shoot your load deep inside me, sending me over the edge into my own orgasm.

I think maybe I have changed your mind about those silly young girls, now that you know just how well a trashy milf with a sloppy wet pussy can take care of your needs.

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Drunk Girl Fucking Role Play

drunk girl fucking cleoNothing gets crazier then a bunch of  drunk girls. especially when the girls are nasty and horny and have absolutely no limits. The stories are insane.

Our latest adventure came about very innocently. We had nothing to do over the weekend so we decided to rent the first season of  Colony. We went to the store and loaded up on munchies and beer and hunkered down for an all night veg out session.

About three hours into our series we were very tipsy and started talking about Earth actually being invaded by an alien species. One thing led to another and we began to talk about fucking another species.

Before I knew what was happening we were all stripping. Someone went to the bathroom and got the make-up. Here we were, a room full of drunk girls applying makeup to each other’s bodies and transforming each other into aliens. It was all very erotic.The feel of soft and fluffy make-up brushes kissing our flesh lightly and making us all hornier then hell.

Role play was a natural evolution of our drunken imaginations. In no time at all we were creating alien languages and off the wall methods of breeding and mating rituals.

A bunch of drunk girl fucking in the oddest most alien ways we could imagine. All while getting drunker by the minute.

There was tits and ass and pussy and painted bodies all over the place. Half of us making no sense at all peaking a garbled, made up language. Trying to emulate the sexual moaning noises that our alien race would make. Some of us couldn’t even stand up we were so drunk.

Someone recorded the entire thing and here we sit watching our antics, laughing while we wait for the guys to arrive with more beer so we can share it with them and we can all get drunk and fucked again. This time with some interesting alien cock, we hope. phone sex line cleo01

Hookers for hire this Easter

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Are you looking for Hookers for hire? I am a dirty hooker, who loves to be covered in your piss and shit. I will do anything for your money. My last client, he wanted me to dress up as the Easter bunny! He has always wanted to fuck the Easter bunny, he wanted her to hop on his cock! I could not help but laugh at this guy. I had to be fucked up to dress up at a Easter bunny with a furry butt plug up my ass and hop around for this sick fucker. He took his ring off, but I can see the tan line around his left finger.

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This guy is married and he comes to me with his sick fantasy. I love making these men pay me to do their naughty fantasies, no matter how gross it is. When their wives could do it. Now this guy had a tiny cock that he painted to look like a fucking Easter egg! I was laughing so hard I started to piss myself and he begged me to piss in his mouth. As I let my warm golden stream of piss flow I could see his little Easter Egg cock get harder! He wanted to hide his Easter Egg dick inside of my warm wet Easter basket! I hopped on his cock till his Easter Egg cracked and his gooey yoke was in my pussy.

The Kitty In The Middle

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I don’t have men at my house very often. I prefer to keep my sanctuary mine alone. A while back though, I had been dating this one guy exclusively for quite some time and decided to bring him home with me and let him sleep over. We were in the middle of sex hot and heavy with him on top. I was getting close to orgasm when suddenly I felt him stiffen up his whole body, not just his cock. His mouth was frozen in an O shape. Trying to move quickly he ended up getting tangled up in my sheets and falling right off my bed. He had his feet trapped in the bed and was stuck with his ass high in the air, feet to bed, and upper body in the floor. I have no idea what in the world is going on until I look at the end of my bed and realized my cat Oscar was lounging on the foot of my bed, looking like the cat who ate the canary. Apparently, my friends balls looked much to inviting to resist as he was slamming that cock in and out of me, and Oscar took a swing at them! From now on, all pets out of the room!

Cum and Get It

cheap phone sexFrom the east coast to the west you can ask any trucker and they are sure to tell you the best lot lizards they ever came across (literally) are the bitches at my stop. We can suck and fuck like no other bitch can. We get down and dirty with no limits. If you want to suck the cum out of our asses we will have them filled up ready and waiting. If you want us to suck the old pussy off your cock from the truck stop ten states before ours go ahead and whip it out. We will ride your cock cross country for the right price. Road trips seem to be our specialty. Make a request and we can guarantee to fill it. If it’s not on the menu don’t worry we can make it special to order. We have a fine crew of bitches that like to lick pussy for hours on end. We come in all shapes and sizes and are sure to fulfill your every need want and desire. So cum on in and see what these whores have to offer.