Category: Extreme phone sex

Extreme Phone Sex Fun: Why Use a Vibrator When you Have a House Full of Objects?

extreme phone sexExtreme phone sex is what you get when you call me. I was doing a really hot call last night. One too hot not to play with my pussy. When guys call me with their really young rape fantasies involving my little ones I get super horny. No age is too young to fuck one of my brats. My daughters are fond of my traditional sex toys, so when I opened my goody drawer for a vibrator none were to be found. I had to get creative. I grabbed my son’s little league baseball bat and fucked myself with it on my call. As my caller and I discussed how he would abuse my little Lolita’s fuck holes, I fucked my cunt with my son’s bat. Not the first time I have used everyday objects as sexy toys. Won’t be the last either. Anything can be used to get this trashy whore off. I have used kitchen utensils, the electric toothbrush, candles, garden vegetables, shoes, dog bones, tools… Anything can fit up this dirty old whore’s pussy, even my own fist. Trust me, if it is not nailed to the wall, I have likely tried to fuck it. I even use my brat’s toys. I shoved a Ken doll up my ass last week while rubbing my bald puss up and down my daughter’s carnival sized stuffed teddy bear. It is live phone sex, so you never know what I may be masturbating with on a call, but it is rarely my own fingers. That is just so boring. I am anything but boring. Plus, I like to get creative with getting off. I taught my sons how to make a simulated pussy with warm pasta noodles and a mason jar. Fill the jar with warm noodles, shove your dick in and it is like a flesh light. Bonus: you can serve your cum coated pasta to your sister or your mother.

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Cheap Phone Sex With a Cheap Whore

I can be your nasty fucking whore tonight baby! I am a just cheap druggy stripper, and I love when you degrade me. Call me whatever names you want! I get fucking creamy knowing that I am fucking white trash whore. You want to fuck my face till I puke all over that cock, than guess what? You can make me get on my hands and knees and make me eat it all up! Don’t let any go to waste. Then just fuck me silly, use my holes any way you want with how many people you want to. I learned how to please men from my white trash fucking slut whore mom. Maybe you could go get her and use her up to. Do us both at the same fucking time. Call me for a good fucking night baby!

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Message Me!

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You know, there are plenty of ways that you can get in contact with me! Are you in a work meeting and just can’t seem to make that hard-on go away? You know you can’t slide off because the new merger is coming in and you need all info on what is going on. All you need is your cellphone and you can have a text chat session with me. imagine how kinky it would be to be rubbing your hard stiff member in an executive meeting wile I text you about my dripping wet pussy and how she needs you inside of her. Our text will be as filthy and raunchy as a regular call. All you have to do is download yahoo messenger on your cell and add me: HoneypotcCarmel.

Golden Shower Happy Hour

golden showers phone sexWe get a lot of request for golden showers here at the truck stop. Yeah, we have some freaky truckers that roll through but that is quite alright. For my girls and myself the kinkier and freakier the better. We are some nasty whores that love to play just as dirty as you will allow so. So we came up with our very own version of happy hour. “Golden Shower Happy Hour” Stop on in for a hot and steamy golden stream to run all over your face, mouth cock and any other part of your body that you wish to have our golden nectar grace you. One particular gentleman that we had came in and requested a piss train. Exactly what you are thinking is what we did. We all lined up and one after another as he laid on the ground beneath us. We spread our legs and covered his entire body with our happy hour cocktail! You stopping by for happy hour?

Lot lizard for the day

My friend mentioned that I can extra money being a lot lizard. I had no idea what that was till she took me to a truck stop and showed me the ropes. She told me to wear a really shirt skirt to show the bottom of my ass cheeks and a tiny top. When I got out she told me I looked perfect and she already seen a truck driver eyeing me. I walked over to him and asked if he wanted a good time. He just turned and said follow me I never seen the inside of a cemia before. He just told me to bend over and let him slip is hard cock right into my ass with no lube. His cock was so big it hurt so bad him shoving it in there. He spit on the tip a little to make it slightly wet. And he grabbed my hips and just thrusted hard in and out of my tight pink asshole. He did a couple strokes then came all in my asshole. He took my head and shoved it on his cock and told me to suck the rest of the cum out of his cock. It wasn’t that bad for my first day as a lot lizard.

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Trashy MILF P Pool Fun

trashy milfI love being a trashy MILF, especially during a holiday time. My husband and I both enjoy incest sex and little ones not belonging to us. So anytime we have a BBQ or pool party we advertise them as family friendly so that our friends will bring their little ones. We had a cookout and pool party yesterday so I could have fun with the little ones. My husband and I are an excellent team. He supplies the parents with party supplies so I can lure their little ones off for a little private play time. Some of our friends are P parents too, it is just that they prefer to be with us if we molest their little angel. Sometimes I am selfish and want a sweet young thing all to myself like yesterday. Little Emma was such a tease in her little pink bikini. She got camel toe when her suit got wet. She has baby fat on her still. No real breasts yet, just fleshy mounds. No body hair, not even peach fuzz. Chunky arms and thighs, little bubble butt.  Essentially the perfect little girl for me. If I had a type, she would be it. I laid her on my bed and told her it was our secret. Little ones love secrets. I peeled her suit off to the side and rubbed her little clitty with my finger until she giggled. I put my small vibe inside her honey cunnie and flicked her clit with my tongue. She really enjoyed that. Not sure she was capable of a full on orgasm yet, but she was wet. She did wiggle around purring like a cat, so I know she enjoyed the sensation. We went back to the pool. No one had missed us. I entertained the guests while my husband picked out a little playmate for himself. We are such a perfect couple.

Mud Day Orgy

cum guzzling slutYesterday certainly was a crazy day! It was International Mud Day and in celebration we pulled out the old mud pit for our braver girls to get down and dirty. The celebration started early in the day. Usually the club doesn’t get busy until after dark, but with promises of naked muddy girls, the horny men came out early. Everything went as you would typically expect until out two top girls got in the ring. As soon as they hit the ground and the clothes started coming off, things really started heating up. They locked in a deep kiss so hot the mud should have started melting! When the skirt came up, I knew things were about to get out of hand. Once of the dancers had a huge strap on under her skirt. When that monster cock cake out, she wasted no time stuffing her partner’s cunt with it. It was incredible to see her pussy stretch so wide to accommodate that big fake dick! These two trashy sluts put on a live sex show right there for everybody. It wasn’t long before the customers started pairing off with other dancers and the strip club turned into a full orgy bar! Everywhere you turned, somebody was fucking. Some girls were double, triple, and even quadruple teamed. My cunt was dripping wet, but I really did not want to get every orifice of my body filled with icky mud so I I hung back and watched the steamy show unfolding in front of me. Of course, my regulars were not going to allow me to be left out of the action. I was picked up on one man’s broad shoulders and carried to the mudpit, where I was unceremoniously dumped. The slimy mud coated my body making me all slippery. Rather than complain, I just went along with it and soon was being stuffed full of cock. It was well worth being covered in mud to get fucked so well! My body became the center of attention and soon I was running a train. I lost count of how many cocks I serviced, but the one thing that sticks out in my mind is that both my pussy and ass got double stuffed for the first time ever. Never had my body been so full! After my guys finally got their fill of using my body as a cum dumpster, depositing load after load in my pussy, ass, and mouth, then they began giving me a shower of sorts, sending gobs and gobs of cum all over my body. I was a holy mess. One of them decided to be nice and carried my to the showers to get cleaned up. There were a few guys that didn’t have their chance at me during the train that followed me into the locker room.  Once again my body became the target of their aggression and they pounded all my holes full of cock. Never had I been more thoroughly fucked, and to think it all started because of a little mud and a huge fake cock.

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Trashy Milf Beds Rich Daddy And Son

trashy milfI couldn’t believe I was on this all expenses paid luxury singles vacation. The hotel was simply gorgeous. This was not the type of place trailer park trash like me would usually hang out. Lady luck was on my side when I entered that raffle. I would have three whole nights in these beautiful accommodations with all expenses paid. As I entered the resort’s bar, I noticed handsome, wealthy men everywhere.  Everyone who knows me knows that I prefer young cock, but for men with the kind of money these have, I would make an exception. i scanned the occupants of the room, searching fro my next prey. When my eyes fell on the distinguished,  slightly gray haired man near the center of the room, my choice was made. He appeared to have an arrogance of old money  along with a dash of southern charm. I began to approach his table when he was joined by a much younger man, his age more to my usual liking. His new dinner partner favored him and I could only assume this was a son, wealthy by association if not yet by inheritance. The younger man looked up, caught my eye, and smiled in my direction, encouraging me to continue in my approach of their table. When I introduced myself, I was invited top join them, which I was delighted to do. Under the table, I felt a hand on each thigh begin to caress its way in the direction of my hot cunt. When their hands met on the outside of my panties, a brief moment of surprise showed on both of their faces, before they continued in pursuit of my hidden treasures. Both hands dipped inside my panties and they began fingering my hot pussy in unison. The wealthy duo escorted me to my room and we soon put that King Size bed to use. They left before morning, leaving this trashy milf in great need of a nap. It is only the first night of this vacation. After a bit of rest, this horny cougar is sure to be on the prowl again.

Violating A Filthy Cum Dumpster

I’m always very busy and this fucking place I live seems like it’s suffocating me with nosy busy bodies. I decided one day to stroll down to the pool in my pink bikini. I knew the stairs and whispers would happen and wives would get angry and drag their husbands away from the cum dumpster whore of the community.

I smiled sweetly and even asked on of the wives to help me with some sun tan lotion on my back. Gosh, she just huffed off and stormed out of the pool. I turned to her husband that was standing there drawn and he only stuttered so I turn to him, the back of my bikini untied making for the fabric to fall between my breasts. Fully exposing them, and I saw that cock of his grow so noticeably hard and BIG! I reached for it and rubbed the outside of his shorts. Pulling his throbbing BBC from the shorts I stroked it and started blowing him right there in the pool.

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Live Phone Sex Means Anything is Possible Even Furry Friends Phone Sex

live phone sexThe beauty of live phone sex is that it is unpredictable. I was on a call last night. It was a long one. Both me and my caller were doing a lot of blow, which makes me wilder and hornier than usual.  I had a house full of folks too. My family knows what I do for my honest money. My brats and my husband all think it is pretty hot that I am a phone sex whore. Often they listen in, masturbate, get some second hand thrills, especially on long calls when they feel neglected. I was in the kitchen last night because I was drinking wine and snacking. Coke gives me the munchies. So does pot, but with blow, I want chocolate. I was sprawled out on the kitchen island, sharing incest stories with my caller, when I felt someone licking my pussy. It felt pretty amazing. I was making sexy moaning noises which my caller found extra hot. He assumed I was masturbating as he was telling me about the little itty bitty cunnie he was violating nightly. Honestly, I was about to stick my hand in my panties when someone beat me to it with their tongue. I went to palm the back or his or her head, assuming it was one of my naughty slutkins. Unless one of my brats needed to shave his or her back desperately, it was not one of them. It was our four legged baby. I was so high, I failed to realize that I was sitting on a peanut butter sandwich I had made earlier. The peanut butter had spread up into my ass and cunt. My furry baby loves peanut butter treats. To her, my pussy and ass was one big wet creamy peanut butter treat. I didn’t stop her. It felt pretty amazing having her lap on my swollen clit while I got high and talked about family fucking. That is the beauty  of live adult chat. You can be having furry friends phone sex too and not even realize it!

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