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Extreme Phone Sex Fun: Why Use a Vibrator When you Have a House Full of Objects?

extreme phone sexExtreme phone sex is what you get when you call me. I was doing a really hot call last night. One too hot not to play with my pussy. When guys call me with their really young rape fantasies involving my little ones I get super horny. No age is too young to fuck one of my brats. My daughters are fond of my traditional sex toys, so when I opened my goody drawer for a vibrator none were to be found. I had to get creative. I grabbed my son’s little league baseball bat and fucked myself with it on my call. As my caller and I discussed how he would abuse my little Lolita’s fuck holes, I fucked my cunt with my son’s bat. Not the first time I have used everyday objects as sexy toys. Won’t be the last either. Anything can be used to get this trashy whore off. I have used kitchen utensils, the electric toothbrush, candles, garden vegetables, shoes, dog bones, tools… Anything can fit up this dirty old whore’s pussy, even my own fist. Trust me, if it is not nailed to the wall, I have likely tried to fuck it. I even use my brat’s toys. I shoved a Ken doll up my ass last week while rubbing my bald puss up and down my daughter’s carnival sized stuffed teddy bear. It is live phone sex, so you never know what I may be masturbating with on a call, but it is rarely my own fingers. That is just so boring. I am anything but boring. Plus, I like to get creative with getting off. I taught my sons how to make a simulated pussy with warm pasta noodles and a mason jar. Fill the jar with warm noodles, shove your dick in and it is like a flesh light. Bonus: you can serve your cum coated pasta to your sister or your mother.

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