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Paying The Tax Man

Drunk Girl FuckingIt had been a great night at the club! I had made a ton of cash but had spent most of it on some candy! I don’t remember too much but I must have been a good night because there was some ugly man sprawled out in my bed, reeking of cum and whiskey!

Maybe if I do a few shots and hit that pipe again, I can get rid of this damn hangover!

It was getting to be late in the morning and I was pretty fucked up again when I heard a knock on the door. Probably that guy forgot something when he left. I didn’t see the need in putting anything on. Hell, he had already violated every fucking hole I have! But it wasn’t him at all. Some suit guy!

I squinted as I looked up and asked him if I could help him. He said that I was past due on my taxes and he was there to serve me with papers to repo. the trailer! What the hell!

I left him standing there and went to the kitchen and grabbed the bottle. The room started to spin so I flopped down on the couch.

He walked over to me and set his brief case down. He ran his hands across my tits and said that maybe we could work something out. I was about to pass out when he shoved his cock in my mouth! I was so drunk, all I could do was lay there. So he flipped me over and stuffed my sloppy wet cunt with that cream stick, drilling me so hard, I thought it would come out of my throat!

He shot that load so deep I could almost taste it!

He didn’t stop until he had dumped his load in every gaping hole!

My lifeless body lay there dripping with thick cream and wet cum farts blowing out of my ass.

He put his papers back in his brief case and told me that I had just bought myself a little time.

He said he would be back in a few days to collect what owed with interest!

I love being a cum whore! Maybe I should hold out on paying for a few more visits!

Drunk phone sex with Jamie

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Is it bad that I’m almost always drunk? Maybe it’s even worse that I don’t care. Being sober is boring and I can’t live like that. All I want to do is get really fucked up and make a total whore of myself, I don’t care about the consequences. Boys want a dirty girl which is exactly what I am, that’s why that flock to me. Other girls can be can jealous if they want and talk trash all they want. No matter what nothing is going to stop me because I’m having too much fun.

Nothing scares me, it just adds to the fun. This morning I woke up in an alley and my panties were missing. At some point during the night I blacked out, but when that happens it just means I had a really good time. My pussy was beat up, I could tell because it was throbbing. Then, when I stood up cum started leaking out.

The last thing I remember was teasing some guys at the beach. I was wearing a white shirt with nothing underneath when I was swimming in the ocean with them.  By the way they were looking at my big sexy tits told me they all had boners, I didn’t have to check.

Sure, part of me wishes I could remember things when I black out. It would be great if I knew whether all four of them gang banged me or not. Then again sometimes it’s better not knowing because my imagination runs wild. Eventually sometimes I will hear about what happened and a lot of the time it does come close to what I fantasized, but a few times it doesn’t. Either way just hearing about what a filthy whore I was gets my cunt soaking wet. I guess I just have no shame or morals, but is that really a bad thing? Who wants to be with a girl who has all sorts of limits and rules? It’s good that some girls do because that means more boys that want to party with me!!!

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Back Ally Fucking

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The best part of going to the bar is having all of my friends here. All of the regulars know me by name and I like to fuck around with just about every one of them. This new chick came into the bar, nothing new about that, she was a pretty bitch too. Came up to the bar looking all flashy with her pretty clothes and red hair. She made me laugh the was that she carried herself she was horny but thought see was too good for the joint lol. I was there along with a couple of other broads that we knew and Kevin, the guy I fucked that had just got out of the pin, and some of hisdrunk phone sex jailbird friends. When she walking in Kev started joking that he was going to have her. So he ordered a drink to go to her and then a couple more and soon she came to join us. She said that she was not from here just visiting some relatives which made since because she was not familiar and in the wrong place. Kev was hand feeding her drinks all night, and she was eating him up. The two of them cut out about thirty minutes before last call and everyone else stayed. I was so trashed. When last call came I paid my tab and left through the front. I did not live too far so I was just going to walk home when I heard a weird noise coming from the ally. Normally I would stay away from the creepy sounds coming from the under lit ally, but drunk me did not give a fuck. As I got closer I could see two figures so I crept quietly in case I was witnessing some sort of crime or something. I crouched down behind s dumpster and tried my hardest to be quiet as I peaked around it. To my surprise it was not a crime, but little Miss Prissy Pants getting down and dirty on Kev’s rod. I was too thrashed to tell if she was leaning back on that crate getting the shit fuck out of her willingly or if Kev was makin the white trash phone sexbitch pay for turning him down or something. He was plowing into that hairy ass pussy so hard that bitch wasn’t going to be able to sit down for a week. He through her over a trash can slamming into her ass hole and gaping it wide. I leaned back against the brick wall and watched. Dropping my skirts, and playing with my moist slit. The raw roughness of him fucking her in the ass while she screamed made me so wet. My pussy felt so good under my fingers, I bit my lip to contain my own moans as I watched him slam her little naked body to the ground. He shoved his throbbing dick into her mouth fucking her face without caring if she could breath or not. He grabbed her ears and thrust into her face hole as she gagged and puked all over his dick. He continued to fuck her face, vomit draining from her mouth over his balls. My legs began to shake as I got ready to cum, I could see his balls shrivel as he removed his vomit soaked dick from he throat and stroked himself till he came all over her face and hair. She laid back a second and he walked away grabbing his clothes. She sobbed and he told her she was a whore just like the rest and keep her fucking mouth to herself next time. I held my giggle getting up and walking to him. He smiled at me embracing me in a drunk sloppy kiss. We walked away leaving her crying behind us. Dumb ass rich bitch tried to talk shit and my Kevey stood up for me.

Hooker Phone Sex kicks Melanie

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     I woke up in the middle of nowhere with my skirt pulled above my head. Grime and dust were all over my tits and my cunny .I felt like a riding lawn mower had whacked me to death. I was hazing from a high of God of plenty. Simply put, I had partied the night before and guzzled so much liquor I think I was still high. I wondered about my mama and that uncle friend of hers. One minute he is slapping her upside the head and the next he is putting that cock inside of me. One thing was certain, as long as he was the source of my high then I would fuck him anytime he asked. Take last night for example, we were sitting in his truck drinking and blowing a few lines. I was feeling the buzz and my head made me feel like I was floating, in a daze,I leaned over and fell right in his lap.

     That motherfucker unzipped his pants put that cock in my mouth and told me. “This is what nasty dirty whores get! “Suck that cock you filthy whore!” At first I just laughed but when he slapped me across the face and pushed me down on his cock, I knew he was serious. What can I say? It was just another fucking uncle that wanted to fuck me!  I swallowed his cum after all that’s what he wanted . The party continued and I was drinkin’  so much liquor  I pissed out clear. Now for those who don’t understand or know when you drink that much you are totally fucked up! Grabbing his cellphone in my drunken stupor, I dialed the last number he called. Can you believe it was one of those hooker for hire things?I was about to tell him he didn’t have to call that. I was the fuck of the century. (Hint,  of course as long as I was getting my supply! )Grabbing his cock again I shoved it so far down my throat you would have thought it was going to tear out my eye sockets. In a way it kind of did! I felt that thing all in my mouth and him playing under my skirt with my clit. Taking a bottle opener, he pressed it firmly to my tits and put it directly on my nipples pulling hard. I couldn’t yell because I realized it turned me on what he was doing.

     Slapping me again, he pulled me on top of his cock and said,”we are going to get really wild and crazy tonight. We are going to find another for a  two game  anal fantasy you fucking whore!” Blinking my eyes I was trying to get straight and wondered who the fuck exactly he was going to get to do this? Could it be you? I didn’t know, but ,  I knew it was just about to get interesting!

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I bet your getting fucking wasted right now, and if you are’nt you are a total loser. My favorite thing to do is smoke a glass dick and suck a black cock. You’re going to be fucking wanting some of my trashy MILF druggy phone sex tonight. You just worry about keeping your buzz on and listen to me play with my whore cunt.

This evening I had to get my oil changed but my fucking bank account was all tapped out after buying some party shit. I was sitting out on my stoop smoking a blunt with some of the hood guys and they came up with a solution. It was the perfect slution since a couple of them worked at a garage.

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So, in turn of fulfilling my end of the bargain I had four black guys up at my place. Some magnums in the fridge and they even brought some more crack up for us. Smoking on that crack pipe I was getting my sleaze hole pumped by big black dick. Once the hit was taken I was being taken from all directions by black cock BBC baby in every fucking hole.

Hard and rough was the fucking and huge thick cocks creaming in my whore holes had me feeling really good. My night is only starting and my cunt is already throbbing for more. I bet you wanna feel how stretched my cunt and anal holes are. Care to feel your pathetic cock in my sloppy messy cunt as we puff on some rock?

Wild Weekend

drunk phone sex cleoLast night was no different then any other Friday night. Lots of fucking and lots of drinking. This morning my eyes were red, my pussy was sore, my clothes all wrinkled and I am missing my panties. Kudos to the lucky bastard that has them. I am sure he is somewhere sniffing them and jerking his cock. Driving home I catch a glance at a sign on the side of the road and I think I must still be very fucked up. That couldn’t possibly have said what I thought it did. I had to turn the car around and look again. sure enough it said exactly what I thought it did. Really? We had just been talking about what the hell we would do tomorrow for Easter. It is really such a lame ass holiday. Now I knew what we were going to do. I took a picture of the sign on my phone and went home to call every trashy whore I knew. Male and female.We were going to crash this party and do it literally. We were going to make this fucking Easter Egg hunt one that these church going fuckers would never forget. It was an open invitation and they extended it….drunk phone sex easter

Good Friday, Coke and BBC Sex Stories

BBC Sex Stories great blowjobMy daughter was home from school today, so we started partying at like 8 AM. We were drinking, snorting and sharing BBC sex  stories. We both love those dark dicks. Amber was getting so wet telling me about the first time she had a black cock. She was a school girl and she snuck into the boys locker room like a horny girl. She saw the gym teacher in the shower. “I was so speechless mommy. It was huge,” she told me. But he heard her gasp. She tried to act like she just went into wrong locker room, but he knew better. “You think you can handle this anaconda Amber,” he asked? Apple doesn’t fall from the tree. She was up for the challenge. She sat on a locker room bench, tilted her head backwards to deep throat it in an upside down position. She had seen this MILF porn star, whom she said looked like me, take a hammer of a cock that way once.

Trashy milf phone sexShe was trying to go slow, but her teacher just rammed it down her throat. Skull fucked her with his monster cock. She said she could feel it throbbing in her throat. She swore if I had been there, I would have thought she swallowed a python the way that cock moved in her throat. Damn my baby tells a hot story. My pussy was dripping wet. She said when he shot his load down her throat, cum was oozing down her cheeks. Big globs of thick white jizz, as she described it. She was wet too. By this time we both had a serious buzz going on. I went to her bedroom and retrieved this little mechanical stuffed bunny I bought her years ago for Easter. I turned it on and joked that it was the rabbit vibrator.

cheap phone sex whoresI moved that little stuffed toy up and down her wet puss until she creamed all over the place. I love the smell of her wet cunt. She used it on me too. We were squirting on each other. Pretty much coated the trailer walls with pussy juice. She decided we needed to share a big black cock, so she called up Earl, who was more than happy to tag team a slutty mother and daughter. In my fucked up state, I turned her little boobies into rabbits. I wanted to see that huge dark piece of meat slide between her little white bunny ears. Earl’s big black dick slid through a lot. My mouth, my ass, my cunt, her ass, her cunt, our hands…My daughter and I are going to have a great Easter weekend. Instead of feasting on a bird, we gonna feast on BBC. Oh and pussy.

Glory Hole Games

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Every once in a while my friends and I will all hop in my car and just take a random road trip or whatever. My favorite part is going to the different back road truck stop dinners and getting a burger. Those places are always crawling with lot lizards running everywhere. My friends and I had gotten a bottle of vodka at the last stop, and because of that I was shit face by the time we got to the next one 2 hours later. I know it is nothing new for me to be shit faced, but what is new is needing to piss so bad and i was despite. I hopped out of the car before the breaks squealed to a haut and ran in to the bathroom. I started unzipping my pants and pulled them down as I hit the stall, I only pissed a little bit in my panties. I took those off and through them in the trash while I sat on the toilet.  I giggled to myself as I began to lean a little to the left trying to get the room to stop spinning.

That is when I noticed it, a random hole in the wall next to my corner stall. I looked into it and giggled, there was nothing in there. I was such an idiot for even looking. That was when I saw, or at least thought I saw a big ass cock pop through the hole into my face. I giggled as I extended my index finger towards it, poking it to see if it was real or I was imagining it.

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It felt real, I think, so I poked it and began to stoke it in a circular motion. I moaned as I got turned on and reached my hand up my skirt and began to touch myself. When the glory hole rod began to dribble precum from its helmet I sucked my mouth onto it. I continued to suck onto it moving my tight mouth up and down it. I also played with my twat through my panties. I moaned at the thought that the mystery wall go-er was getting the suck of a lifetime.

 The cock stiffened and began to throw up into my mouth a rather large heavy load. I tried to take a moment to compose myself and when I turned back to the cock it was gone, replaced by the empty hole again. My friend knocked on the stall door to ask if I was okay. I stumbled to catch my balance as I reached for the stall door. As I climbed back into the car I started to think that I had really day dreamed the entire even. Then I saw him, standing there looking cocky. When I reached up my skirt I could feel my wetness. I should have made that pussy eat my cunt till I came all over his face. Oh well, there is the drive back still.

 White trash phone sex

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Creampie Slut SilviaHe grabbed me by the hair and dragged me to the bedroom. He ripped my skirt off and told me to drop to my knees. He needed to show me what a whore gets when her pimp is horny and pissed off. He loved making me beg for the really nasty stuff. Like when he wants me to clean his cock after fucking some skank he found strung out and passed out. Some days were better than others. For the most part having him as my Pimp was only bearable when I was high and getting fucked.Pissing Sex Silvia

He had this one kink that I found pretty hot when I was janked up. He loved licking my armpits. He would hold my hands behind my head and take his tongue and trail up and down my side until he got right at the center of my arm pit and just lick like I was a cherry lolly pop. He would massage my tits and fuck my cunt with his fingers while his mouth was busy sucking my shoulder socket. Sometimes, if he was fucked up enough, he would turn his cock so rock hard with my pits, that he would jack off and spew cum all over them. Then shove his cock right in there and fuck till he came again. Boy he sure did have some crazy hot ideas. Those are the days I love being high!White Trash Phone Sex Silvia

Hooker Phone Sex is Hot with Melanie

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     My little cunny was so damn sore I didn’t know if I could make it the next day! That last client of mine had pumped me so hard that I thought I was going to lose what little bit of mine I had left. I wanted to be high again and the only way to do that was to give it away to my next client. I was hurting like a mother fucker for a fix and the one thing I knew was that with what just happened to me in that hotel room  I needed stop the shakes real bad. My cunny was so fucking hot when I got like this and I needed someone to rip my little asshole to get me in line!

     I don’t know if I recall correctly if you put my legs behind my head or was it the sweet caviar I tasted that had me running like shit but honey I loved that party and I was trying to find your number again for another party. I was just about as high as the yellow back in spring time and I knew that I wanted to fuck again to get it going again! Hell a stiff drink of Jack Daniels wasn’t going to cover it and that sweet caviar had to be pure you know what I mean! I don’t know what I am saying I am too fucking high! But I do remember that you fucked me in my little asshole and it was almost ripping me a new one when we were done.  I wanted my little dry spell to be over and you more than took care of that. I can’t wait for the next date we have because I am sure the party is going to be the craziest I have seen! In the mean time I am walking to the market looking for my next John and who should approach. You! You were wild and crazed and ready for the party!  I am ready for this date baby and the wetness of my little cunny is going to make you higher than last time.