Category: Drunk phone sex

Trashy MILF Morning Fuck

trashy MILFI’m a trashy MILF. It is the best kind to be; the only kind to be if you ask me.  You know June Cleaver never got laid, not even when she had a son called the Beaver. I don’t have that white picket fence life. I have a porn star life in a trailer park. No white picket fences. Just beer cans in the yard and daisy duke shorts on the mother. I woke up in a fog, went out on my little patio in a tank top and panties. I looked disoriented I am sure. One of the neighbor boys walked up to me and asked if I was okay. “I will be as soon as I get some cock,” I said. He had a big grin on his face as he told me he could help me out. No doubt I had a cum filled cunt still. I didn’t remember much from the night before, but I know I fucked. My pussy had the freshly fucked smell and feel. He was a young boy. He wouldn’t care if there was cream in my cunt or not. He was getting fucked. He was going to bust his nut in the neighborhood cougar. I could have had dried cum all over me and he still would have banged me. He mentioned that I felt extra wet. I chuckled, and said I must have peed a little while fucking. He shocked me when he said he wanted me to pee on him. I had no clue he was a freaky little fuck. I pissed on him. I had a full beer bladder. He pissed on me, I pissed on him. What’s the harm? Does a boy good to learn about the freaky games  people play from a hot dirty mommy like me.

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I’m a dirty freak for drunk phone sex fun. Getting wasted with me is going to lead to quite a mess on your end! We can play some dirty games like truth or dare or watch some filthy cumpulations on the web, as bukkake scenes really turn me on.

I will bet that your a real party animal and need someone perverted enough for you to play with that can get down and filthy with you. Invite a few friends over and we can do some jello shots and I’ll blow you and all your friends. Fuck I’m such a dirty whore I will let you guys tag team me and have your fucking choice of holes. Let me tell you though, I expect you to be raunchy and fucking love some of the dirtiest fun be it furry friends or golden showers I want it wild and filthy.

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I kind of like getting fucked up and getting laid, sometimes the guy takes longer and that lets me get off a lot more. I don’t go to bars often, usually too busy, but I have met johns at bars for the initial meeting. Rarely just to meet men, but I was having a particularly shit day so I went to have a drink at a local watering hole. This hot but very intoxicated guy started to hit on me, I was fine with it but he seemed a little too drunk. I thought fuck it, I want to get laid.

I poured him into my car and sped off to my place. He was barely understandable, but when he slid his hand under my shirt and started expertly playing with my tits I was excited. Not just by what he was doing, but looks like the boy has skills. We got back to my place and fuck yes! He picked me up and threw my legs around his waist and walked me to the bedroom I was directing him to.

This man laid me out of the bed like I was a quest to conquer, but it was so fucking hot. He did everything slowly, took my pants off, my shirt, my panties. He got me completely naked then unzipped his pants just a bit to show his nature trail. He laid down next to me and just teased me, it was so erotic. He played with my tits and would make his way down to my clit, play a little then go back to my tits. He made me orgasm in so many ways before he even took his clothing off. Once he did, he really let out the beast. He fucked me in ways I had never experienced before. He fucked me all night, making me squirt, cum and just plain exhaust me.

….. Morning….

Blazing headache, I drank too much last night but, aah what a great wet dream I had last night. Wait, there is a warm body next to me.

Fucking at the Bar

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I’ve earned the reputation as a bar fly in a local pub. I don’t care, though, because it’s true. Sometimes I just want someone to buy me drinks and fuck me by the end of the night. One day I got there earlier in the afternoon since I had time to kill before meeting up with the crack dealer. There was only one man in the bar, but he would do just fine to entertain me.

The bartender knows me all too well and didn’t even bat an eye when I started playing with my tits and flashing my pussy to the lone patron after having a couple too many drinks. I’d never seen him here before, so it was no wonder that he was a little surprised by how forward I was, but he didn’t mind. In fact, it turned him on. It had been a while since he had a sexy, young whore to please him.

Getting up on the pool table, I called him over and laid down on my stomach with my head off the edge. He came up and fucked my face, thrusting into my open mouth. My pussy got wetter every time he made me gag with his big dick. He then jumped onto the table with me, pushed me onto all fours, and stuffed my cunt. Rolling me onto my back, he held my legs up by my head and filled me deep.

My titties jiggled with each powerful thrust, and I found myself nearing an orgasm. My twat gushed in an explosion of cum as I squirted all over him and the pool table. He wanted to dump his load in my asshole, so I rode him backwards, loving the way he stretched my ass. Watching me bounce up and down on him made him empty his balls inside me until it was dripping out. Glad I decided to wait around at the bar that day!

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Just got home and I am so drunk.  I don’t seem to have it together.  I am so fucking horny but no one here to give me what I need.  Pussy juice flowing down my fingers rubbing my clit.  I think I will pull out  my toys bullet and the hard glass cock. Tonight I will slide this glass cock in this pussy.  I know how to please me.  I love how this bullet is on my clit keeping this drunk pussy wet.  Time for the main attraction.  I know how to work my tight wet cunt with this glass dick. Still got my bullet  tickling my clit.  sliding on the dick.  In and out hitting all my spots.  This took me all of twenty minutes to finally get myself to cum.  I slept like a baby after wards.

Drunk Phone Sex Masturbating

Drunk phone sexI love drinking a bottle of wine while waiting for a call, I usually end up pretty drunk by the end of my shift but drunk phone sex is the best! I love playing with myself when I’m buzzed, it feels so much better than when I’m sober. So when we’re on a call together, I’m gonna give you the perfect scenario of how I would suck your big cock while I play with my pussy and thinking about how delicious you taste. I love thinking about a cock being shoved down my throat while my legs are spread open and I play with my pussy. I love grabbing my tits and pinching around my nipples, it feels so fucking good! The drunk buzz just makes it feel so much more effective. I quickly begin shoving my fingers inside of my pussy just imagining it’s your thick cock thrusting in and out of me, as I go faster it feels even better so I begin going as fast as I possibly can and my pussy starts to tense up around my 3 fingers and the feeling is just mindblowing! I love cumming while I have drunk phone sex!

Cum Eating Phone Sex

cum eating phone sexCum eating phone sex is one of my favorite kinds of calls.  I have always been a cum slut. When I get, gang banged, which is often, I do my best to store some cum in the freezer. I have a very strong oral fixation. That combined with my love for cum means when I do phone calls, I want to taste cum. If you are a nasty fuck like me, into black cock whores, incest, dirty cougars and party whores, I promise you I will be sucking on a cum cube. Last night I had a gang bang in the trailer. About 40 guys came over. I did coke, chugged cock and fucked. I was a cum guzzling slut supreme. I was low on my sperm stock, so I had a party. Surefire way to get cum is to have a party. I pissed the cum out of my puss and ass into the pitcher. Spit all the cum I guzzled into the pitcher too. I was drunk as fuck, but not too drunk to waste all that man seed. Boy seed too. I don’t card at my parties. I don’t discriminate when it comes to cum. Young cum tastes good. This morning I filled 12 dozen ice trays with cum. So, when you call this cum whore, I will be able to guzzle some spunk for you. Hell, guzzle some spunk for me.

Dirty Phone Sex

dirty phone sexDo you like dirty phone sex? I live to make dirty stories to share with my callers. This weekend I had a hot random encounter at the lake. My husband has a few boats so I was at the lake doing some cleaning of one of them for an upcoming party. Sometimes we host sex parties on our boats. Lake water is not protected, however, ocean water is, so anything goes on the boats. I was enjoying the sunny day in my bikini when this young girl asked me if I needed any help. She didn’t want money; she didn’t even want drugs. She just wanted to hang on a boat. Cute little jail bait girl. I knew what I wanted in exchange, but it wasn’t a maid.

sloppy wet pussyThe moment she came onboard, I suggested she take off her bikini and get comfy. I offered her some champagne. “Are you trying to seduce me,” she inquired coyly. I was not subtle. I don’t need to be. She sat on one of the seats spread her bald pussy and invited me in. I poured some champagne over her bald slit giving her a sloppy wet pussy. I started lapping up the bubbly as I finger fucked her snatch.  She tasted extremely sweet. Young pussy has the best smell and taste. I hooked my fingers into her pink cunnie while I flicked my tongue on her clit. She wrapped her long lean legs around my back pushing me into her wet hole.

trailer trash whoreBefore long we were in the 69 position. She was eating my ass as I ate her cunt. In a moment of passion, I grabbed the champagne bottle and fucked her with the long neck until she was squirting. She moaned so loudly that I thought fish would hear her. She squirted a warm mix of girl juice, piss and champagne all over my face. I just basked in it. I’m such a trailer trash whore. After we spent hours fucking, I invited her to our boat party the next day. I know a virgin pussy when I eat one. I can get good money for her sweet bald snatch.

Drunk sex porn Putting out Fires

Drunk sex pornHave you ever gotten so drunk that when you sit there and remember what you did last night you don’t know whether to laugh, be embarrassed, or just die? Well, I did that and then some. I got so drunk that I put on my Halloween costume and ran around telling people to put me out. You have no idea how many strangers are willing to piss all over a hot girl. I even held their cocks, giggling as I stroked and sucked on them. “I”m on fire Mister.” I’d look up at them as my tongue teased that head and I was slurring those words. They all grinned probably thinking I wouldn’t remember and told me to kneel back, spraying their hot and musky piss all over my tongue and tits. Filling up my mouth and stopping just long enough for me to swallow. Some guys even got so hard they didn’t want me to stop. They fucked my throat, cumming while buried in it. Then pissing down my throat making me either swallow or choke on it. It was so fucking hot at the time but waking up with a hangover and smelling like a urinal and an unused and horny cunt. Not so much.

Stretch My Ass

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It’s been awhile since I got something big for my ass. I had a guy last night at the bar take me home, we started fucking around. Once he realized I was a dirty nasty little slut, he brought out the biggest fucking dildo I’ve ever seen. We lubed up my ass, he shoved his cock deep inside my ass and fucked me until I squirted all over him. I laid down on my stomach, lifted my ass up and felt him use his tongue all around my hole. I could still feel all my pussy juices running down my legs when he grabbed that dildo and popped the huge head right into my ass. I’d have to say this shit was at least 8″ around and 12″ long. I started leaning back on that huge dildo, feeling him spread my ass cheeks with his hands. Inch by inch it sunk into my nasty little asshole. Before I knew it he was tonguing my pussy and nibbling my throbbing clit while sliding that huge thing in and out of my ass. Just before I was about to come all over his face, he shoved his fat cock deep in my pussy and pounded me. I could still feel all of the dildo deep up my ass while he shoved deeper and deeper into my tiny little cunt. I came all over his throbbing cock and made him finish all over my face. That was a damn good night last night, my asshole still feels fucking stretched. I bet I could still fit your fat cock!