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Old Hot Stripper Sex

hot stripper sexWhen you think of hot stripper sex, I bet you picture a young college coed or even a mid twenties something girl. A chick with a little less miles than me. The local strip club has amateur nights on Wednesdays and I was low on cash so I marched my old cougar ass down to work the pole. I look pretty fabulous for 50. All the young boys certainly never complain. Hell, they line up at my door to fuck me in the morning when school is in session and I have to beat them off with a stick at the pool (not that I do that). Men have wanted to fuck me my entire life, so I was certain I could win a few bucks on Amateur Night. I actually got nervous when I arrived. The place was packed  with girls less than half my age. Gravity still loved them. Nothing sagged, no lines in the face, perky asses… I started doing shots and lines waiting for my turn. I got pretty fucked up.  This one guy in the club, a big VIP I guess, told the owner  of Big Al’s that he wanted a VIP room with me. The owner made me an offer I could not  refuse. Their VIP was offering me $3000 for 3 hours in the anything goes room. That was more than I would make even if I won first place. I would be like hookers for hire.  I am the daughter of a whore. I have no taboos. I accepted his money and we partied like rock stars. He had a big bowl of blow he shared with me. We exchanged incest stories. He told me all about fucking his sister when  he was younger. I reminded him of his mother and that was who he always wanted to fuck so I let him call me mommy as I rode his cock for three hours. The coke gave him a long lasting boner. It was a pretty wild time. He was older than most guys I fuck, but I loved being his mommy and he loved being my sugar daddy. He texted me this morning to see if I was up for some more fun. Fuck yes. Sex, drugs and money are what this old whore loves most.

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I got invited to work a party of a big drug dealer in my town. He wants me to walk around naked expect a bunny tail butt plug in my ass, and a silver plate full of pure coke for the party guests. I am allowed to have party favors to. So i decide to drink a little. By a little I mean I got so fucking wasted! I started to mix coke and a the alcohol. I was still walking around serving the coke taking drinks when I stumbled into the bathroom because I started getting dizzy. The host of the party came into see if I was okay by sticking his dick in my pussy. I was leaned over the sink and he thought to take advantage of my dirty cunt. He took my butt plug and shoved it in my asshole so hard. He grabbed my hair and started to choke me till I couldn’t breath. That made me throw up, so he dug my face into my own throw up as he was still stroking me. untill he busted on my back and left me throwing up over the sink. I got myself together and went back to serving the party. wahoo, It’s going to be a long night.

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Drunk Girl Fucking

drunk girl fuckingHave you ever seen a drink girl fucking? What about two? My daughter and I got shit faced drunk this weekend on some fine cans of Natural Ice beer. It is the premier beer choice for trailer park whores. We are proud beer guzzlers too. We don’t need a paper bag to hide our drink of choice and we can out drink any man. We held a beer party at our trailer on Friday night that lasted until yesterday morning.  All the guys from the trailer park came by thinking they could drink two little white chicks under the table, but we were the last ones standing. We were also burping fiends. I can chug beer and not puke, but I will out burp any man afterwards. A few men at the party managed to keep up with us whores. We showed them how we multi task. I poke a hole in a beer can, chug the beer while deep throating a hard cock. My daughter puked while attempting this maneuver, but she didn’t pass out. Like the nasty freak she is, she kept blowing the dude’s dick even though she blew junks on his cock. We clean up our messes in this family. I was seeing double, barely standing come Monday morning, but I was still guzzling beer and cum. All the original men who started partying with us had passed the fuck out or gone home, so we had to hustle in some new meat off the street. A couple young guys thought they could take a couple drunk girls. They manhandled my daughter, so I manhandled them. Fucked their asses with a beer bottle. I think they liked it. My memory is a bit patchy from a three day drunk fest, but the shit and blood on the bottles tells me someone’s ass had a good time. Maybe it was mine. All I know is that if you like white trash phone sex, I can out party any man.

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You’re gonna love my gangbang sex stories!

gangbang sex storiesOh man do I ever have some gangbang sex stories for you! I got fucking suuuuper drunk last night… I’m talkin shitfaced, blackout fucking drunk… I had no idea what I had done, all I knew was that I was sore as hell! I found out what naughty shit I had been doing as soon as I went online, I had messages filling my inboxes of every social platform I’m on! They all sent me to a couple of links to some hardcore gangbang videos… guess who was the star of all of them… that’s right, it was me. I had to have fucked like 50 guys… not even kidding, there was a fucking line to get in to see me and I was loudly begging for even more! I was a total shameless slut, I sucked and fucked every single cock that walked thru that door! I guess I am supposed to be feeling regret or I should be ashamed of what I did but all I can feel is horny as I sit here watching these videos… I guess I really am a nasty whore huh?

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 Ready for some hot teen phone sex? I’m a hot blonde whos cunt wants to get be covered with fruit and whip cream and have you lick it off.

 This party had whip cream and whip its and I had so much fun getting so high on whip its and letting these guys lick whip cream all of my body. I got fucked so good that night by three guys. I sucked all of their dicks making them so hard that I got to fuck them all at the same time. These boys were really getting it. I was looking so sexy dressed in my short skirt and crop top. I just took it all off for them to put this whip cream all over me. I know they had a great night with my mouth and cunt.

Drunk & Injected whore

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Lets fucking party baby ! I have been in party mode for two weeks straight now which is making me quite creative. I found a different way to shoot up and I think you’ll really like watching. I use my filthy cunt to inject my drugs. It hurts initially when I break the skin but then my eyes roll back and my pussy instantly floods. As I feel my clit swelling with drugs my toes get tingly and I feel every hair in my body rise. Then – the orgasms start. I can sit in the corner for 3 hours straight just injecting my pussy with dope and getting super stoned. The orgasms are so strong that I pee myself and soak my panties! When I wake up from my burn out I’m usually covered in money and have a super sore pussy. I don’t get too worried because I know it’s all from men wanted to fuck after seeing me with my legs spread and a needle coming out of my snatch. To balance out the high I usually drink a couple shots of the strong cheap shit and get back to partying. Come see how a druggy pussy can change your life baby. I promise you won’t be disappointed!

Drunk phone sex

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So my sister decided to come over tonight and we decided to drink and get high. We were have some kinky and dirty phone. We were taking shots off of one another and snorting blow off one another as well. It was so much fun but then we got extremely turned on.

I started caressing my sisters hair and that turned into her panties getting soaking wet. Her getting wet made my pussy so sloppy. I grabbed her face and began to kiss her full wet lips. I worked my way down to her tits and I started sucking and licking her tits.

I told her to come to my room and I whipped out some thick dildos. We were both fucking each other until we were squirting. I love bonding with her, girl time is always needed. I hope next time she brings her boyfriend and some other friends, that way we can all get super kinky!

Cum to me for the Party!!

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I love to fucking party! I bet you have never seen a dirty whore like me out drink a man and then fuck herself with the same fucking bottle she just finished. When I party I get so fucking horny! I need something deep inside of me filling me up!  I get so fucking drunk I don’t give a fuck what happens or who fucks me as I am passed out! The first whore to pass out is the first whore covered head to toe in cum. I woke up last night with feeling so stretched open! I opened my phone to see what time it was and there they were. All the pictures of last night. Me taking big thick cocks in my pussy and ass. All of the pictures are on facebook! Everyone is seeing how much of a dirty whore I really am!! #drunkenwhore #dirtycocksuckingwhore #asstomouthlover I couldn’t help myself. Seeing all the photos again and knowing what has been in and out of my pussy and asshole I got turned on all over again. I grabbed that bottle of jager and stuffed it deep inside of my pussy. I worked that bottle in and out of me until I covered that dark green bottle in my creamy pussy juices. 

Sexy Mommy Cum Dumpster

cum dumpsterCum dumpster doesn’t even begin to describe me. This past weekend got wild. My oldest son decided to have a party for his teammates. They worked hard all year, it was fitting they relax and have a night of debauchery. I just didn’t expect to be the star of the party. We have a pool, so all the boys like to hang out at our place. Everyone was spending the night, so I let them drink beer. I sipped on a glass of wine in my bikini and watched the young meat do cannonballs and other silly things in the pool. The more they drank, the bolder they got. I had my husband do a liquor run for more beer. I was going to be a teen boy gangbang whore before the night was over. My young girls decided they wanted to play in the pool too, but they have the bodies older men love. A young school boy wants tits and ass, and that is what I gave them. I took off my bikini and dove right into the water where they were messing around. I started blowing boys under the water.  I have amazing breath control. The water wasn’t shrinking any of their packages either. I got out of the water to play with my pussy. I spread my cunt wide in front of the boys. It is good for young boys to see a mature pussy. My son egged his friends on. Told them to circle jerk on my face. My son knows what a cum whore I am. Seriously, I could take a creamy facial anytime. The boys listened to my son and soon were stroking surrounding my wet naked body. Jet blast after another hit my face and my tits. I opened my mouth wide to swallow as much boy jizz as I could. I swear I swallowed a few bucket loads of spunk. Nobody cums more or harder than a gang of horny teen boys. Summer is going to be a blast, literally!

What I did for a Klondike bar!!!

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We’d been fucking at his trailer all day when we took a break. Sitting in the kitchen drinking a Milwaukee’s Best beer together, I was feeling fine. I’d been trying to get with him for a long time but he had this girlfriend that he was obsessed with. Everyone in our small town had heard the stories about this gangsta freak. She wasn’t even allowed to go to the bathroom alone. She got tired of his weird ways and kinky sex, I guess, and took off with someone else.

“I’ve got a treat for you.” he said, reaching into the freezer as we smoked a joint.  He brought out a container filled with what looked like chocolate covered bananas. He carried it back into the bedroom with us. We were higher than kites and fucking like bunnies when he brought out one of the treats. I felt him rub it against my pussy and slide it into my battered asshole. It felt so good and cooling. I arched to take more as he alternately fucked my shithole with the frozen dildo and his hot cock.

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He grabbed me by the hair and forced my mouth to his dick. His Kentucky blacksnake was long and thick. One taste and I knew it wasn’t ice cream. It was shit. He was fucking me with frozen shit!!! I could feel the thawed shit sliding down the backs of my thighs as he rammed his dick into my mouth. I knew immediately that it was his girlfriend’s shit. He really was obsessed with her. I was getting my first taste of a Kentucky Klondike bar and I was loving it. A normal girl would be puking, but not me. I am the total potty play girl.  I slurped every bit of her poop off his cock as he creamed into my mouth, calling out her name.

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We are still together and we often enjoy one of Latisha’s tasty treats with a cold beer. It makes for some hot and sloppy sex. We’ve started freezing some of mine too, for later.  What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?