Category: Drunk phone sex

Trashy Milf Year In Review

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I swear I must have gotten swiped into a god damned time warp guys, or maybe some drugged black hole. This trashy Milf has apparently been too busy getting strung out and fucked like a damned virgin tossed in a prison cell of sexual predators that hadn’t had pussy in years. Yeah, that is a good summary of the past month. I have been getting so mother fucking god damned high and taking every fucking cock I could fit in me. The majority of those cocks were, of course big massive black cocks that left me aching, not shitting right and gaped. I oozed with cum for the entire Month and dammit, this year was a craphouse so why shouldn’t my holes become as ridiculous! I’m loving your trashy minds guys and your need for someone like me. I am the Filth Queen of fetish topics and the filthier and more ridiculous the better. I am in love with being your nigger cock whore and fucking helping out with these crack whores I get stuck taking in. Always a fresh batch of tight holes to be destroyed before they destroy themselves. Being born on the junk is the gateway to a shit life so let’s celebrate that and all the fucking twats we saved from being a shit stain on society. We have enough of them so let me help you get off with the most deranged of fucking fetish kink that we will both be coming hard with. The ridiculous year needs a even more ridiculous way to go out. Take it out in filth, be my filth junky and don’t make me have to raise G.G. Allen from the grave to get the depravity I need.

Slutty Drunk Girl Fucking

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It’s time for another story about me being a drunk girl fucking anyone and everyone down at the truck stop. The guys are more generous with their dicks and their money during this time of year. I always get a nice big Christmas bonus from most of the guys and I just use it to buy more party materials, if you know what I mean. That always makes playtime with the truckers so much more fun. I’ll say yes to anything if I’m hopped up on my party meds and I think the guys know that, so they keep me supplied.

Last year around the holidays, I rented a hotel room for a weekend instead of fucking them all in their big rigs. I figured since it was Christmas, it should be special. I don’t know how many guys came in and fucked me, but I know I blacked out at one point and they just kept on fucking me. They knew I’d say yes anyway. Do you want to hear more about what I do remember about that nasty weekend? I’m here and ready to fill your stockings full of holiday cheer. You know the drill – all you have to do is call me.

Trashy MILF Loose in The Suburbs

trashy milfThis trashy milf crashed a holiday party last night. It was by accident. I was on the right side of the tracks because I was shopping. I drive an old beater car and it broke down. Fuck my life. My cell was dead too, so I could not call my son. I knocked on the first door I saw, and it was a party. A small one, but still a party. The boy that opened the door thought I was a guest and told me to come in and grab some wine. I am more of a beer drinker, but I do not turn down booze. He said everyone was out back. I was not interested in hanging out with a bunch of upper crust prudes. I wanted to party with the teen boy in front of me. I forgot all about my broke down car out front and asked him to show me his room. It was a typical boy room. Pictures of Ariana Grande and Camila Cabello on his wall. I thought he might think I was too old for him. I mean the law and his mama would think I was too old for him, but I was hoping he would see the fun in a much older woman. He was not picking up on my ques. I guess I am more use to trailer park boys. I took off my top and my boobs got his attention. I was in someone else’s house, molesting a teen boy I just met while his mother was out back. This was a huge risk, but worth it. I mean only a trailer trash whore would be this bold, right? He fondled my boobs as I stoked his cock. I took his virginity in his twin bed in his suburban bedroom with his mommy not far away. Of course, when I heard a woman calling his name up the stairs, I climbed out his bedroom window and hid in the bushes until I could get to my car. I had to walk home, but I think it was fate that I broke down where and when I did.

Cum Filled Cunt Druggy Slut

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Most of the time, I’m leaving the truck stop with a cum filled cunt. But every now and then, a special kind of guy is there and I get to get all cleaned up before I come home. There are men there who love cum just as much as I do and they’re just a different kind of lot lizard. Those guys get jealous of me sometimes and I tell them there’s no real reason to be. I’ll share the cum with them. All I really want is to be fucked by those big fat cocks. I don’t mind spreading my legs and letting them eat the cum straight from my cunt.

Sure, most of those guys don’t really even like pussy, but they will do anything to get to that hot jizz. I like taunting and teasing them while I’m getting fucked. They get so worked up when they hear how good that cock feels. And it turns me on to know that I’m getting it and they aren’t. If you’d be one of those guys who would be begging for a juicy load of cum, just grab your phone and call me so I can tell you all about my truck stop fun!

Wanna drink?

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I adore the days when I get a call for some drunk phone sex. I will down a bottle of cheap vodka and become a messy drunk on the phone. Slurring my words, getting lost during conversations as I think about hard cocks, licking my lips as I fanaticize about wet cunts.  I lose all sense of time and awareness as my brain becomes wired to my pussy and all I can think about is having it filled and fucked. Once I hang up the phone I will go to the nearest trailer in search of some hunk of man meat to fulfill my needs. There always seems to be a man nearby who will happily help a girl in need. He will run his greasy fingers up and down my snatch before plunging them inside to make sure that I am ready to accept his dick. I brace myself on the back of the couch as I feel him rubbing that purple helmet up and down my slit before plunging it all the way in. This is no love making session, it is a pure, animalistic rut with a neighbor who has the body part I needed. He grabs onto my skinny hips as he slaps his hips into mine fucking me harder and harder until I cum and scream out. He won’t slow down for a minute as his balls slap against my clit as he dumps his baby batter into my awaiting snatch. I will then slink back home and go to bed happily playing with my spunk filled pussy until I nod off into a drunk induced dream cycle.

Slutty Drunk Girl Fucking

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So many guys know that when they have a drunk girl fucking them, it’s going to be a fucking great and free of inhibitions. I don’t even need to be drunk to fuck like that, but that’s just because I’m a nasty whore. I’ll fuck anyone with a big dick and all the guys at the truck stop know that. They call me when they are getting close to my town and tell me to be ready for them to fuck. I am down there so much that I want to buy the house next to the truck stop. Now how do I get those people out? Hmmm.

But anyway, I’m buzzed now and about to get an Uber down to there because I’m a cock crazed whore. My favorite fuck buddy is going to be in town very soon and I’ve missed that big fat cock. He knows just how to work that cock so that he hits all of the right spots. He’s even so good that he can make me cum just by fucking my asshole. That, my perverted friends, is talent. Do you want to hear about all of my drunk shenanigans? Call me and I will tell you what kinds of slutty things I did today!

Virgin College Cock

Live phone sexThe young boys are my favorite.

They are still so full of fun and energy and can fuck for hours!

I was going to help my nephew get settled in to his dorm and there were all these young guys checking me out.

I am used to men drooling over me but it is still very flattering when I can make a young cock jump!

Then one of them comes up and hands us a flyer, inviting us to a party that night.

My nephew is a little shy and was not going to go but I decided to go with him and break him out of his shell!

I was just about to do another body shot when I saw him!

Yes! He was going to be my “I am drunk and want to fuck” hot as hell hook up!

He was this young 20 something  guy that clearly worked out and his hard chiseled body made my tight pussy wet just looking at him!

I could almost feel my hands wrapping around his hard cock and I knew I had to have him!

He took me back to his room and I sucked his tender young dick like I was sucking meat of a chicken wing!

That is when he told me he was a virgin!

Most women my age would have stopped there, thinking he should be in love his first time and all that crap, but not me!

That just made me want to ride him long and hard! Show him everything! Do everything.

By the time we were done, there was not a whole in my body that was not dripping with sweet young cum!

My tight pussy had been drilled with that thick hard meat and filled with years of pent up jizz!

Even my ass had a little squish when I walked!

I think I may be making a trip or two back here, you know, to see my nephew 🙂

One mans trash…..

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There is this trashy MILF that lives in the trailer park down the road. You always knew the day her benefit check would show up as she would head to the bar in need of liquid nutrition. She wasn’t very pretty anymore due to all the years of smoking like a chimney and being alone with her brats. But come the first of the month she would be decked out in something short and easy to remove. There would be plenty of men lined up at the bar to dance with her as they all got to feel her up on the dance floor. I have seen her go into the men’s room many times and come back out with her makeup running. She seems to be fine being known as an easy whore. There was a night where she came stumbling home with half of her dress hanging off and belting 80’s rock off key all the way down the street. I went out to tell her to shut it but as soon as I saw the state that she was in my cock went from soft to rock hard in a second. I called her over to me and she duck walked across the lawn so she wouldn’t fall over. When she got near to me I shoved her against the porch railing and bent her over it. I pulled what was left of her dress up and found no panties,I shoved my cock into her already sopping wet cunt and finished off by shoving it into her asshole. I came deep in her bowels and she stayed bent over for a bit. I was glad that I hadn’t turned the porch light on as I didn’t want any of the neighbors seeing me fuck this piece of trash. I sent her back on her way with my load mixing with all the others that she had had that night. I’m sure though that on the first she will be easy pickings again!

Whiskey dreams

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Went out last night and downed a bottle of whiskey and it resulted in drunk girl fucking instead of white girl wasted. I asked every guy that I passed on my way home if he was interested in having a good time. I got more than a few happy affirmative responses. I stumbled my way back to my house with a line of guys following all wanting a chance to hit this pussy. As I got to the front door I grabbed the first guy in line by his junk and pulled him in for a wet, sloppy kiss. We made it into my house and he pushed me over the arm of my couch and sank balls deep. The next guy in line had followed us in and fed me his trouser snake while awaiting his turn. I sucked and swallowed his length until the first guy had cum in my twat. It was a constant turn around of one in either my ass or cunt while another was feeding me his cock. It was a great night of fucking and sucking. I came a few times but I was more enjoying the feeling of being used as a fuck puppet for these men. I woke up with a sore jaw and will be drinking my meals through a straw for a few days but I cannot wait for Friday night follies again!

Lot Lizard sex

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Lot lizard sex is my lot in life. You see my parents were both truck drivers and I grew up in the truck stops. As I grew older I knew that I didn’t want to drive a truck myself but still wanted the lifestyle. At the ripe age of 18 I became a lot lizard.  I would get so excited to see the trucks all lined up, big, burly men and women coming out and going into the shop to shower. I would wait until they were coming back out and ask if they wanted some company for a while. Most were very excited and would ask how much I wanted. I would answer $20.00 and a can of beer- pretty reasonable if you asked me. I spent many hours in the back of a truck fucking and sucking. Sometimes I would have guys who were so satisfied that they would call their friends on the cbs and I would be in and out of truck all night long. I enjoyed the women drivers the most as they really knew what a woman needs. I had some of the drivers who would ask for my number and they would then call the next time that they were rolling through. I never had a night go by that my pussy wasn’t oozing cum as I walked home.