Category: Drunk phone sex

I’m your fisting whore after this drink

fisting whore

All it takes for me to be a nasty whore is a little bit of blow or some alcohol in my system.
I’m always a pretty fucking whore because I’m never under anything other than drugs and alcohol. I love to party. I love to go to clubs and bars. Most girls would be afraid to be received, but I end it. On the other hand, I would love to be drugged. Drugs make me one dirty whore. I will always say yes to everything when I am under the influence of hard-core drugs.
I don’t have any limits, and when I become a fisting whore I am willing to do anything you want. All it takes is me being fucked up, and I could use some of the vilest nastiest things you could ever think of with me. There are no limits; I will do it all with a smile on my face.

 

Crack Whore Anal Addict

crack whore anal

Hi y’all. It’s your favorite crack whore anal slut! And you know me – I am fucking ready to get it on anytime and in anyplace. I just happen to start craving different things when I start doing crack. I get wilder than a bucking bronco and the thing I want most is to have my asshole plundered by as many big cocks as possible. I love the feeling of being full as fuck when a man shoves his dick in my shitter. It’s so different than how my cunt feels, but it’s every bit as delicious. Do you like ass fucking?

Maybe you even want to do some crack and turn into an anal whore. I know so many truckers who would love to fuck your whore ass as much as they like to fuck mine. Do you think you can take a cock as deeply as I can? Maybe we’ll have a contest to see who can take an entire cock in their asshole the fastest. And if you don’t win, don’t worry. I’m the perfect slut to teach you to take cock and make it feel really good. I’m the best whore for the job, I fucking guarantee it.

Drunken Delight

Drunk girl fucking

 

I know what you think when you see a drunk girl fucking passed out in front of you with her slutty legs spread open and her skirt hiked up.  Somebody ought to teach a sauced up slut like that a lesson she will never remember.  A good hard cock in every hole should do the trick and that drunk bitch won’t even know the difference.  She doesn’t move a muscle as you slowly run both of your hands up her shirt and into her little undies at the same time or when you paint that drop of precum from the tip of your cock onto her lipstick smeared lips.  You like to see how many fingers shoved deep inside of her it takes to get a reaction out of the unconscious cunt before you bang her limp body into the carpet.  A whole fist in her twat and a few fingers in her ass ought to do it.  A perfect little rag doll to finger and fuck and fill with cum then leave passed out on the floor for the next horny creeps who come along to use.

 

Drunk Phone Sex Bimbo

drunk phone sex

Let’s get fucking wasted and have drunk phone sex, baby! I know you will be more open and loosened up if you’ve had a couple drinks and that’s when the phone fucking goes to a whole new level. I don’t need to be loosened up and I think you know that if you’ve read any of my blogs. But I’m willing to drink up in solidarity with you. What’s your drink of choice? I want to know what makes you feel good, so you will let your guard down. Then, I know I can make you feel really fucking good.

Listen…I know you have some fantasies that are so far out there that you don’t think anyone will want to even hear about them, much less weave together a fantasy and help you jerk off. But baby, you’ve never met a whore quite like me. I’m famous for doing anything and everything to make a man shoot a hot load of jizz. I don’t care what it is. I just get so excited when you are turned on that I reach right down between my legs and rub one out, too. Come on. Don’t keep me waiting, lover! Let’s play!

I’m the best cum dumpster ever

cum dumpster

I’m the best cum dumpster ever. I know that’s quite a bold statement to make, but I know I’m the best because I have been told I’m the cream of the crop! *Giggles*

well, you know, if you take a look and read a bit about me, you will see I’m a coke whore who loves to make men jizz and jizz deep in me. I love the taste of salty cum after hours of coke lines and being a slut like no other. I’m ready for some cunt blasting time. 

You know you will love me if you get a second with me and my perfect mouth. Let me show you my skills are far better than any whore anywhere.

I’m a good whore with a craving that I cant control and won’t ever want to.

Breeding Cow Phone Sex Line

Phone Sex LineI take work on the phone sex line when I can’t get down to the lot and fuck! When I’ve been bred, and my pregnant belly is as big as a house I can barely move! The truck stop I work at is golden for breeding cows and cum sluts like me! We serve milk in a glass, or fresh squeezed from our utters. I know you love the swell my body shows ever since you stuck a fat, juicy cum load up that tight birthing canal you love so much. And now that I’m knocked up, you think my cunny is jucier than anything you’ve ever tasted!

I stay high all the fucking time which makes these live phone sex sessions even more fun! I get to tell all the perverts what I do for a dime bag of coke, or even something harder. I’m a crack whore who needs that dirty fix, and I’m not above and beyond selling my own daughters to make the money back up. Being pregnant and high is an expensive hobby, so I guess my bitches had better get to work. You looking for a handy baby, or a juicy young cunt to milk your cock in so you can explode all the fuck over, and then breed up into a slutty little gangbang whore? I’m addicted to that 80’s rock, and I don’t mean the music! Wanna blaze and play?

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Krusty Kreme

Cum filled cunt

 

Some men love cream filled donuts and some love a cum filled cunt.  I went to the donut shop at 4 AM after a long night of hard fucking to see if I could find somebody who likes both.  I was still all jacked up on booze and addy’s and leaking cum from all my ravaged fuck holes when I staggered up the back alley to puke my guts out.  There was a bum out back digging through the day old’s who looked starved for more than just fried dough.  Spotting an easy target, that filthy fuck lurked over to me and started stroking his cream horn right in my face.  His dick looked grimy as hell but I’m a dirty gutter slut so that’s exactly how I like it.  I didn’t hesitate to shove his hog in my mouth and suck all the gooey filling out of his long john.  He pushed me down into my puke puddle, jammed his cock into my blown out Boston cream pie and fucked me raw, filling me with load after frothy load.

 

 

Trashy Milf Christmas

trashy milfTrashy milf Christmas is in full swing. I have the beer can Christmas lights decorating my trailer. We have our Charlie Brown Christmas tree up too. My son and daughter are staying with me until after the new year just like last year. We have a ton of beer and plenty of coke and weed too. My son has been having friends over to party with us. Last night, he had like 10 of his old high school friends over. It was like a fucking reunion. I fucked all his friends when they were high school boys. So did my daughter. All the boys my son went to school with wanted to hang out in my trailer, even the rich ones. That is because I am the party mom. I let the boys drink, smoke pot, and fuck this trailer trash whore. What boy would not want to come over here? Having all those boys around to party with and fuck, was like an early Christmas present for me. They boys thought I would not be able to handle them all since they have all grown up. Please. Clearly, they did not know who they were fucking. I can handle an army of boys fucking me. They thought they had to wait their turns and fuck me one at a time. I can fuck three at a time and jack off another two. I am an old whore. I am built for cock. I was on my knees all night. So was my daughter. We have carpet burns today. The extra boys in the house gave us a workout. We woke up today drenched in cum with our pussies and assholes dripping cum still. My son woke up horny from watching the action. We let him have some sloppy seconds. He never minds a cum filled cunt. Would you?

a slut in everyones book

Cum Filled cunt

My cum filled cunt is the talk of the town. So much so I had to move out and get into another city because everyone has had a piece of me. When the blow hits my brain im all about being a slut.

My cunt deserves to be glazed by jizz, and I want to stick my fingers and pick out the cum and eat it like a nasty girl. Look at me while I do it, and you will see how much I’m ready to be a little bitch who will be a pissy whore too because you can use me and give me golden piss showers that I have also enjoyed. When that salty golden stream hits my mouth, you will know I am a high slut who is ready to do it all and more.

Drunk Phone Sex Party

drunk phone sex

You haven’t lived until you’ve had some fun with this horny drunk phone sex slut! Listen, I love getting loaded and going down to the truck stop to play with all my favorite fuck buddies. I don’t have to be drunk to fuck them. That’s not why I do it. I don’t know…it just always feels better when I have booze running through my veins. I’m not picky – I’ll drink anything because drunk fucking is the shit! Not that I would ever say no to anything, but I do tend to get a little wilder when I’ve had a few shots.

If you could get a woman drunk and get her to do whatever you want – who would it be and what would you be doing with her? I bet it involves butt sex. It ALWAYS involves butt sex. Maybe you not only want to fuck her in the ass, but once you’re done with her and you’ve shot your load in her butt, you want her to clean your cock off. Fuck yes! Honey, if she won’t do it, I will! I love licking my ass juices mixed with cum off a man’s cock. You game? Let’s play, you dirty fucker!