Category: Drunk phone sex

Creampie Slut Phone Fuck

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As a dirty creampie slut, I’m always thankful for my time down at the truck stop. I’m the most popular lot lizard there, so my pussy and asshole are always dripping cum. Sometimes on the way home, I have to stop and wipe the cum that’s dripping down my legs. But don’t you dare worry about it – I don’t waste it. I always lick that cum right off my fingers. Yummy in my tummy! Fuck, I love cum so much and I would do anything to get it. I mean, if you’ve been reading my blogs or calling me for any amount of time, you already know that to be true.

You should have seen the huge creampie I had the other day. My pussy was so full of multiple loads of cum that literally no more would have fit inside me. I think I got fucked around 11 times that day. My pussy was so sore, but luckily it had those creampies to soothe it. It was a pretty freaking wild day and I’d love to tell you everything the truckers did to me. My God, they really know to treat a dirty whore like me. I am so lucky to have those cocks anytime I want. Let me tell you all about them!

Dirty Phone Sex with a Family

dirty phone sexDo not go to a vanilla girl for dirty phone sex. When I say I have no taboos, I mean I have no taboos. Limits are for credit cards not your sex life. I picked this younger man up at a bar last night. He was in his 30s so still young to me but older than most of the men I fuck. We were doing lines of coke in the bar. He did some body shots off me too. We were fucked up. Luckily, the bar is just across the street from the trailer park we both live in. I did not know him. I wanted to know him though. I knew he was married, so I suggested he come back to my trailer. He assured me his wife would be passed out drunk on the couch and not even realize I was in the trailer. I had to admit to myself that it was a hot thought. I had never fucked a guy with his wife passed out in the same vicinity. He was not lying.  We stumbled into his trailer and there was his old lady out cold on the couch. Just to prove to me that she could sleep through a hurricane, he lifted her shirt and did a bump off her left tit. So, I did a bump on her right tit. I was riding his cock on the floor beneath where his wife laid passed out cold. I heard a noise. I looked at the wife first, but she was not moving. I looked over my shoulder and saw a young boy watching us with his hairless wiener out. He was tugging on it. My lover said to not pay him any attention because he likes to watch. Well, fuck. I told the boy to come over. No one needs to be on the sidelines for me. I started sucking his hairless nub while riding daddy’s dick. The wife was on the couch. It was a family fucking affair. I fucked her husband and sucked her son’s dick in front of her and she never moved. I went home with her son’s piss cum in my mouth and her husband’s jizz in my cunt. Damn, she missed all the fun.

Cock Whore Druggy Phone Sex

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There are two things I can’t get enough of. That’s cock and drugs. I’ve trained my cunt to appreciate the cock I get when I’m spun. I can take more fucking, and specifically rougher fucking when I’m partying. Do you like getting your cock off with a nasty, no limits fuck slut? I need a guy that knows how to use my junkie holes and how to make me whimper for cum and party favors. My pussy is even addicted to drug-fueled orgies. Do you have the shit I need? Do you have the stamina to keep up with this dirty druggie whore?

I’m in the mood for druggy phone sex, again, as fucking always. I fucking cum so hard when you’re aggressive and straight-up violent with my whore ass. Speaking of, I give up all of my holes much easier when you have some fun treats for this naughty trick. Fuel me, fuck me, use me, fill me, and then we’ll start right over again. You’ve never had a more filthy phone whore to get you off, I swear. Don’t just take my word for it, though. Come and call me up for non-stop nasty phone play now.

My ass is bleeding!

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I am still walking funny from the hardcore anal sex we had a few nights ago. After a few shots and a couple of lines I was game for anything. You grabbed me by the hair and forced my mouth onto your cock. You shoved it in and out for a few minutes until it was dripping wet and you then picked me up and slammed your cock into my ass with nothing but my own spit as lube. You held onto my hips so that I couldn’t get away as you slid that man meat in and out of my pucker. Pretty soon it was starting to hurt and I was screaming to try to get away. You were having none of that though and just continued plowing into me. Your cock was getting harder and started swelling more the closer you came to cumming in my asshole. I was doing my best to try to get loose but you didn’t care about anything but getting your nut off. Your fingers left bruises on my hips as you finally came in my ass. The cum was mixing with the shit and was starting to leak out. The mix causing the tearing I had on my rosebud to sting and bleed more. I passed out a short time later and woke up to a big mess, you were also out cold and covered in shit and cum. What a fucking night and I can’t wait to do it again!

Trashy Milf Year In Review

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I swear I must have gotten swiped into a god damned time warp guys, or maybe some drugged black hole. This trashy Milf has apparently been too busy getting strung out and fucked like a damned virgin tossed in a prison cell of sexual predators that hadn’t had pussy in years. Yeah, that is a good summary of the past month. I have been getting so mother fucking god damned high and taking every fucking cock I could fit in me. The majority of those cocks were, of course big massive black cocks that left me aching, not shitting right and gaped. I oozed with cum for the entire Month and dammit, this year was a craphouse so why shouldn’t my holes become as ridiculous! I’m loving your trashy minds guys and your need for someone like me. I am the Filth Queen of fetish topics and the filthier and more ridiculous the better. I am in love with being your nigger cock whore and fucking helping out with these crack whores I get stuck taking in. Always a fresh batch of tight holes to be destroyed before they destroy themselves. Being born on the junk is the gateway to a shit life so let’s celebrate that and all the fucking twats we saved from being a shit stain on society. We have enough of them so let me help you get off with the most deranged of fucking fetish kink that we will both be coming hard with. The ridiculous year needs a even more ridiculous way to go out. Take it out in filth, be my filth junky and don’t make me have to raise G.G. Allen from the grave to get the depravity I need.

Slutty Drunk Girl Fucking

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It’s time for another story about me being a drunk girl fucking anyone and everyone down at the truck stop. The guys are more generous with their dicks and their money during this time of year. I always get a nice big Christmas bonus from most of the guys and I just use it to buy more party materials, if you know what I mean. That always makes playtime with the truckers so much more fun. I’ll say yes to anything if I’m hopped up on my party meds and I think the guys know that, so they keep me supplied.

Last year around the holidays, I rented a hotel room for a weekend instead of fucking them all in their big rigs. I figured since it was Christmas, it should be special. I don’t know how many guys came in and fucked me, but I know I blacked out at one point and they just kept on fucking me. They knew I’d say yes anyway. Do you want to hear more about what I do remember about that nasty weekend? I’m here and ready to fill your stockings full of holiday cheer. You know the drill – all you have to do is call me.

Trashy MILF Loose in The Suburbs

trashy milfThis trashy milf crashed a holiday party last night. It was by accident. I was on the right side of the tracks because I was shopping. I drive an old beater car and it broke down. Fuck my life. My cell was dead too, so I could not call my son. I knocked on the first door I saw, and it was a party. A small one, but still a party. The boy that opened the door thought I was a guest and told me to come in and grab some wine. I am more of a beer drinker, but I do not turn down booze. He said everyone was out back. I was not interested in hanging out with a bunch of upper crust prudes. I wanted to party with the teen boy in front of me. I forgot all about my broke down car out front and asked him to show me his room. It was a typical boy room. Pictures of Ariana Grande and Camila Cabello on his wall. I thought he might think I was too old for him. I mean the law and his mama would think I was too old for him, but I was hoping he would see the fun in a much older woman. He was not picking up on my ques. I guess I am more use to trailer park boys. I took off my top and my boobs got his attention. I was in someone else’s house, molesting a teen boy I just met while his mother was out back. This was a huge risk, but worth it. I mean only a trailer trash whore would be this bold, right? He fondled my boobs as I stoked his cock. I took his virginity in his twin bed in his suburban bedroom with his mommy not far away. Of course, when I heard a woman calling his name up the stairs, I climbed out his bedroom window and hid in the bushes until I could get to my car. I had to walk home, but I think it was fate that I broke down where and when I did.

Cum Filled Cunt Druggy Slut

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Most of the time, I’m leaving the truck stop with a cum filled cunt. But every now and then, a special kind of guy is there and I get to get all cleaned up before I come home. There are men there who love cum just as much as I do and they’re just a different kind of lot lizard. Those guys get jealous of me sometimes and I tell them there’s no real reason to be. I’ll share the cum with them. All I really want is to be fucked by those big fat cocks. I don’t mind spreading my legs and letting them eat the cum straight from my cunt.

Sure, most of those guys don’t really even like pussy, but they will do anything to get to that hot jizz. I like taunting and teasing them while I’m getting fucked. They get so worked up when they hear how good that cock feels. And it turns me on to know that I’m getting it and they aren’t. If you’d be one of those guys who would be begging for a juicy load of cum, just grab your phone and call me so I can tell you all about my truck stop fun!

Wanna drink?

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I adore the days when I get a call for some drunk phone sex. I will down a bottle of cheap vodka and become a messy drunk on the phone. Slurring my words, getting lost during conversations as I think about hard cocks, licking my lips as I fanaticize about wet cunts.  I lose all sense of time and awareness as my brain becomes wired to my pussy and all I can think about is having it filled and fucked. Once I hang up the phone I will go to the nearest trailer in search of some hunk of man meat to fulfill my needs. There always seems to be a man nearby who will happily help a girl in need. He will run his greasy fingers up and down my snatch before plunging them inside to make sure that I am ready to accept his dick. I brace myself on the back of the couch as I feel him rubbing that purple helmet up and down my slit before plunging it all the way in. This is no love making session, it is a pure, animalistic rut with a neighbor who has the body part I needed. He grabs onto my skinny hips as he slaps his hips into mine fucking me harder and harder until I cum and scream out. He won’t slow down for a minute as his balls slap against my clit as he dumps his baby batter into my awaiting snatch. I will then slink back home and go to bed happily playing with my spunk filled pussy until I nod off into a drunk induced dream cycle.

Slutty Drunk Girl Fucking

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So many guys know that when they have a drunk girl fucking them, it’s going to be a fucking great and free of inhibitions. I don’t even need to be drunk to fuck like that, but that’s just because I’m a nasty whore. I’ll fuck anyone with a big dick and all the guys at the truck stop know that. They call me when they are getting close to my town and tell me to be ready for them to fuck. I am down there so much that I want to buy the house next to the truck stop. Now how do I get those people out? Hmmm.

But anyway, I’m buzzed now and about to get an Uber down to there because I’m a cock crazed whore. My favorite fuck buddy is going to be in town very soon and I’ve missed that big fat cock. He knows just how to work that cock so that he hits all of the right spots. He’s even so good that he can make me cum just by fucking my asshole. That, my perverted friends, is talent. Do you want to hear about all of my drunk shenanigans? Call me and I will tell you what kinds of slutty things I did today!