Category: Drunk phone sex

A Trashy Milf and Her Horny Husband

trashy milfAs a trashy milf, I am popular with the friends of my sons and daughters. I am even friends with my friends’ sons and daughters. I am the hot mom of the neighborhood. I am the mom who puts out and I am proud of that reputation. We are all vaccinated in my little gated community which means we can have parties again without fear of someone calling the cops. So, my husband and I had a pool party yesterday. Our sons and daughters all invited friends. I did not want parents there, so I made it seem like a party for the younger ones. Sort of school is almost out for the summer celebration. We had about 30 extra little ones swimming about in our pool. My husband and I sat back and checked out all the talent. You see, we like to scope out young boy lovers for me and girls we might be able to recruit as young sexy prostitutes. My husband and I picked out some winners. We find that most young girls are always interested in money making opportunities. Most of them are not virgins anyway and their parents do not know half of what they do. My husband and I are more enlightened than other parents. We are also more lenient too than typical rich parents. We let young ones party. We let them fuck in our house too. I   picked out a boy to take upstairs and rock his world. My husband picked out a pretty young girl to take for a test spin. I fucked a young stud and gave him his man card. His little dick was super hard. He jack rabbited his peter inside me until he came. My husband popped a cherry. He assumed she was a virgin because of her age. I was shocked she was not either. We both had virgins which was a treat for us. My husband and I agree that the little ones we played with last night have potential and agreed to groom them some more.

personal assistant position

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That personal assistant position has my name all over it, and I will score it at all costs. Although she is more than overly qualified, my main competition is a girl who is not a sick nasty slut like my boss. My boss love coke whores, and I overheard the conversation. The freakier, the better. I have had little to no contact with him. He’s a busy man, but this position will entail me traveling with him all over the u.s and even outside. We would have a ton of time together with one on one. 

Although he’s looking to hire a plain jane so that he can behave himself, I have something else on my mind. I want to be able to make him realize he needs a freaky slut. My boss needs stress relief, and that’s partly what assistants do. They help out unload the mundane tasks and some. 

I want to show him that I will perform well on the job and his cock. I want to show him he could fuck me up so bad with coke and cock that I will take his dick anytime and be his fisting whore.

the town whore!

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One thing I notice all the time is how men of all ages look at a girl like me and can’t stop looking. Of
course, it doesn’t hurt that I’m horny all the time. Do you have any idea what it’s like to talk about sex all
day long on the phone? It feels like my pussy is always wet and my nipples are always so hard they
almost hurt!
Yesterday, I went to get a coffee in the afternoon, and the coffee shop is next to a bar. I’m too young to
go to the bar but I saw an older guy step out. I heard him say on his phone, “Man, they’re all used up
and they want to wine and dine before they’ll put out.”
Well, the guy was just what I like, an older man, and when he put his phone down, I walked right up to
him and said, “I’m not used up. I’m young, tight, and ready.”
I was horny as hell but I’m not sure I was really ready because he took my hand and pulled me into the
alley between the bar and the coffee shop and before I knew it, he was shoving his dick right into my
mouth. I wanted more but I’m enough of a cum slut that taking his nine inches in my throat felt great
anyway.
He wasn’t done. After he held me right on his cock and gave me the cum I crave, he bent me right over
some crates in the alley and shoved that long dick of his right into my young little cunt.

Pissing Sex with My Piss Queen Daughter

pissing sexI enjoy pissing sex with young girls sometimes. Just an extra level of dirty taboo fun to make life interesting, right? Last night was a different night for me. Only my oldest girl and I did not have dates. We were home alone while the rest of the family was making us money. My husband was chaperoning the other girls while they entertained a few clients. Even my boys had dates with some old cougars looking for some young cock to fuck. My daughter and I had a quiet evening alone. We took a bubble bath together and gave each other pedicures. I started drinking wine and doing lines. That combo brings out my freak side. My daughter was eating my sloppy wet pussy and I pissed in her mouth. It was the wine. I have had 6 brats, my pussy cannot cum without peeing a little. My daughter wanted more. I chugged some wine and pissed in her face. She is my golden showers girl. She will drink up my piss just like she will drink up daddy’s cum. She loves to play withy bodily fluids. My little nasty freak girl. We went into the bathroom to really get messy. My bedroom as a walk-in shower that is very spacious. She was on the tile and I was standing over her pissing all over her face. Her body glistened with my golden nectar. After an hour or so of piss play with my daughter, we showered again. We were not done playing though. We went to my bed where I sleep with her daddy, and I fucked her bald cunt with my strap-on. Daddy would be sad that he missed the show. It is not often I get quality time with any of my 6 fuck trophies. Sometimes women do not need men to have fun.

Let’s Get Drunk Phone Sex

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Back home on the lot, the boys I worked to pay for three things—gas, grass, and ass. It wasn’t just grass; they liked to get shit-faced drunk and have drunk phone sex with me. The stuff those good mid-western boys said when they were phone boning me was incredible. Some of them were rough and forceful when they talked to me. That wasn’t anything; I had my fat ass daddy shoving me down to take his buddy’s dick for real; Nick wasn’t going to break me. Some shy boys got nasty when they got wasted. It was the hottest fucking rush to hear those quiet boys talk mad dirty shit with me.

You can have drunk sex with me anytime, or any other kind of shit we can get our paws on; what do you think? There is a guy at the truck stop that’s been getting some new shit that I love. Let’s have a porn intox phone fuck soon. Don’t you want to get me all mind empty, holes full? I need to get spaced and spunked before I go to the lot later on for some cock cash. What drunk secrets do you have to spill?

A party train

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I can hardly wait for the weekend. I want to be the drunk girl fucking everyone. I want cocks galore. I like to get high and bounce on cock after cock. The feeling of being drunk is the best. I like to have sloppy sex. I want an orgy. I want orgasm after orgasm. Shots after shots. I want to be fucked by guys that I don’t even know.

I bend over and get a  cock rammed up my holes. I don’t even get a glimpse of who is in me. It is kind of a hot thing to do. Knowing you might be out in public one day and someone recognizes you as the fucked up girl at that one party that let everyone run a train on her, and she doesn’t even have any recollection of the situation. Wow, I’m so wet thinking about all the possibilities. I’m one cum loving cock fucking slut. I won’t ever be a girl who turns down a good time.

Creampie Slut Phone Fuck

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As a dirty creampie slut, I’m always thankful for my time down at the truck stop. I’m the most popular lot lizard there, so my pussy and asshole are always dripping cum. Sometimes on the way home, I have to stop and wipe the cum that’s dripping down my legs. But don’t you dare worry about it – I don’t waste it. I always lick that cum right off my fingers. Yummy in my tummy! Fuck, I love cum so much and I would do anything to get it. I mean, if you’ve been reading my blogs or calling me for any amount of time, you already know that to be true.

You should have seen the huge creampie I had the other day. My pussy was so full of multiple loads of cum that literally no more would have fit inside me. I think I got fucked around 11 times that day. My pussy was so sore, but luckily it had those creampies to soothe it. It was a pretty freaking wild day and I’d love to tell you everything the truckers did to me. My God, they really know to treat a dirty whore like me. I am so lucky to have those cocks anytime I want. Let me tell you all about them!

Dirty Phone Sex with a Family

dirty phone sexDo not go to a vanilla girl for dirty phone sex. When I say I have no taboos, I mean I have no taboos. Limits are for credit cards not your sex life. I picked this younger man up at a bar last night. He was in his 30s so still young to me but older than most of the men I fuck. We were doing lines of coke in the bar. He did some body shots off me too. We were fucked up. Luckily, the bar is just across the street from the trailer park we both live in. I did not know him. I wanted to know him though. I knew he was married, so I suggested he come back to my trailer. He assured me his wife would be passed out drunk on the couch and not even realize I was in the trailer. I had to admit to myself that it was a hot thought. I had never fucked a guy with his wife passed out in the same vicinity. He was not lying.  We stumbled into his trailer and there was his old lady out cold on the couch. Just to prove to me that she could sleep through a hurricane, he lifted her shirt and did a bump off her left tit. So, I did a bump on her right tit. I was riding his cock on the floor beneath where his wife laid passed out cold. I heard a noise. I looked at the wife first, but she was not moving. I looked over my shoulder and saw a young boy watching us with his hairless wiener out. He was tugging on it. My lover said to not pay him any attention because he likes to watch. Well, fuck. I told the boy to come over. No one needs to be on the sidelines for me. I started sucking his hairless nub while riding daddy’s dick. The wife was on the couch. It was a family fucking affair. I fucked her husband and sucked her son’s dick in front of her and she never moved. I went home with her son’s piss cum in my mouth and her husband’s jizz in my cunt. Damn, she missed all the fun.

Cock Whore Druggy Phone Sex

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There are two things I can’t get enough of. That’s cock and drugs. I’ve trained my cunt to appreciate the cock I get when I’m spun. I can take more fucking, and specifically rougher fucking when I’m partying. Do you like getting your cock off with a nasty, no limits fuck slut? I need a guy that knows how to use my junkie holes and how to make me whimper for cum and party favors. My pussy is even addicted to drug-fueled orgies. Do you have the shit I need? Do you have the stamina to keep up with this dirty druggie whore?

I’m in the mood for druggy phone sex, again, as fucking always. I fucking cum so hard when you’re aggressive and straight-up violent with my whore ass. Speaking of, I give up all of my holes much easier when you have some fun treats for this naughty trick. Fuel me, fuck me, use me, fill me, and then we’ll start right over again. You’ve never had a more filthy phone whore to get you off, I swear. Don’t just take my word for it, though. Come and call me up for non-stop nasty phone play now.

My ass is bleeding!

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I am still walking funny from the hardcore anal sex we had a few nights ago. After a few shots and a couple of lines I was game for anything. You grabbed me by the hair and forced my mouth onto your cock. You shoved it in and out for a few minutes until it was dripping wet and you then picked me up and slammed your cock into my ass with nothing but my own spit as lube. You held onto my hips so that I couldn’t get away as you slid that man meat in and out of my pucker. Pretty soon it was starting to hurt and I was screaming to try to get away. You were having none of that though and just continued plowing into me. Your cock was getting harder and started swelling more the closer you came to cumming in my asshole. I was doing my best to try to get loose but you didn’t care about anything but getting your nut off. Your fingers left bruises on my hips as you finally came in my ass. The cum was mixing with the shit and was starting to leak out. The mix causing the tearing I had on my rosebud to sting and bleed more. I passed out a short time later and woke up to a big mess, you were also out cold and covered in shit and cum. What a fucking night and I can’t wait to do it again!