Darn. I missed Smores day on the 10th. I bet you are smiling and wondering how phone sex and smores can mix. Just think about it. You turn up the heat and slowly roast that marshmallow until its insides turn to a gooey mess. Not too much or too little. Just that perfect simmer for the messy sweetness you crave. Maybe you like a little chocolate with that creaminess. I find it erotic to think about melted chocolate oozing down my marshmallow. A little cocoa is always good. I like mine about 10 inches long and Hershey’s brand. Mmmmm…tasty. Now put those 2 flavors on a graham cracker plate and serve them up hot. I touch my tongue to this awesome deliciousness and think about gobbling it all down. But I want to savor it. I swirl my tongue around that cracker, lapping up the chocolate sauce and pull the melty marshmallow into my mouth. When a marshmallow is just perfect, you can almost hear that skin crackle and feel the creaminess flow right into your mouth. It’s almost better than sex or potty play.
Category: Dirty phone sex
Thinking about Smores and Sex.
Gape Me Open!
Last night I went to this fucking ragging party and got so fucking wasted. There where so many people there and so many hot big dick guys. I started to feel feel dizzy and had a headache, I am guessing someone put something in my drink. That is better for me fuck. I love feeling like this so they could have just gave it to me. I walked up stairs and did some coke and feel on the floor when a couple guys walked in. They started to laugh and did not waste any time, and they just started to rip all my clothes off and filling my holes. I couldn’t even remember what exactly was happening but all I know I was full of cum and satisfied for the weekend.
Creamin and Dreamin
Setting up the camera and taking the pictures had my cunt soaking wet. The plan is to send him some really sexy pictures for him to look at, teasing him with what he has to look forward to in a week.
When we are together we stay in a sweaty, sex crazed state the entire time. We fuck more then we eat (food that is). I can’t get enough of his cock and he can’t get enough of this pussy.
Hitting send on my email I could feel my cunt pulsate with delight. Images of him sitting there looking at them and jerking his cock, anticipating our time together had me all worked up myself.
Sighing I got up and got ready for bed. My dreams were filled with images of him beating his meat and making that fuck stick shoot a load of cum all over the computer screen and my pictures just like he will when we are together again.
I woke up in a puddle of cum with my hand on my cunt. It’s been a long time since I have had a wet dream.
Our night out
I have been so busy at work lately that I haven’t had a single moment free to go out and have some fun, can you believe that bullshit? I couldn’t take it any more, I needed a break to clear my head and knock the cobwebs off of my pussy, you know what I mean? That’s why I called up Freida, she is a nasty little cum eating slut just like me so I knew that we were going to have the best night ever. We hit up this club downtown, there were always hot and horny guys there looking to fuck, all it was going to take was a little eye contact and a wink or two and we were going to get all the dick we could handle. Man, we were such total sluts too! By the end of the night we had lost count of how many men we fucked there… shit at the end of the night we were both bent over the pool table with cocks in our pussies and our mouths! Definitely broke my dry spell!
Scat Phone Sex with Amara
Occasionally we have Rick roll through the truck stop. When he does…most if not all the girls scatter. Not me! I don’t shy away one bit. He is nasty and a date with him can get real shitty. Literally. Luckily for him I had a huge lunch and was extra busy getting things done around the truck stop, so I had not had the chance to relieve myself of lunch just yet. I knew I was holding off for a reason! It was almost a relief to see his rig pull in. Once he walked through the door I gave him a shit eating grin and he knew it was playtime! We met up in his truck and there he laid fully nude. It’s time for you to squat baby, he says to me! Ohhh he had no idea! I could see his cock quickly start to rise as I hovered over him and he watched my asshole pucker. I dropped the biggest log on his chest as he sat there and admired my lunch it was now time to ride his cock!
I’m on a Boat!
So I have a new favorite John.
He has a boat!
I’ve not been sailing in forever and then getting paid to be there and getting sex too!?
Dream come true.
I mean almost, he’s not Andy Samberg or T-Pain but still I’m so excited!
So I all all glamorous, met with the John and he wasn’t bad looking and the boat was definitely sexy.
It was nice too, I got to work on my tan as we moved out of the marina and away from all the other boats into a more private place to play. We chatted while I tanned and it was actually one of the most relaxing Johns I’d ever been with.
I think I must have dozed off for a minute because I woke up to a hand massaging my tit and no idea where we were. A moment of panic and memories of horror movies assaulted me before I remembered what I was doing.
I grinned up at the john leaning over me. Kissing him as he leaned down, placing his lips on mine. Slipping my favorite little happy pill between my lips. My arms wrapping around him as his hand drifted lower, dipping under the black cloth and teasing my slit. He groaned as he felt my wetness and broke to the kiss “I’ve waited for this for so long.”
This was some real romantic shit, man. Who would’ve expected that!? Ha.
Then his fingers found my clit and man, he knew just how to press. I moaned against his mouth, hips arching to press into his fingers. My hand moving to find his cock in his shorts.
I was going to fuck the shit out of this man, make sure he came in every hole I had and make sure he got a nautical adventure he never forgot.




















