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What would you doOOoo for a klondike bar??

scat phone sexLast night I was bored, just sitting around watching tv when a klondike ice cream bar commercial came on and suddenly I knew what would liven up my evening! Have yall ever heard of a kentucky klondike bar? I know it sounds like the sweet ice cream treat but it is way, way different. You see, first thing you gotta do is take a nice big shit, not in the toilet though you need to do this on a tray or a platter or something. Once you have a nice steaming pile of poo on there, form it into a nice thick log shape and pop that bad boy into the freezer for a few hours, you have to let it freeze totally solid for this to work right. Once you have your shit log nice and frozen you take that poopscle and fuck all your fuckholes with it until it is squishy and defrosted! It feels so fucking amazing when you shove that frozen shit in your pussy and after you get a yummy treat to eat! Now what could be better than that?

Live Phone Sex with a Trashy MILF

live phone sexLive phone sex has all sorts of meanings. I think it most commonly means you are talking to a real person, not some automated chick like Siri. But it also means you are talking live to me in my home. I am not sitting at some desk with a headset on surrounded by other women doing the same. The majority of time I am in my living room, naked and playing with my pussy while we share dirty stories. Now, some times, like today, I have a few brats at home with me. Although legally they can’t be on the phone with me because they are not old enough, that doesn’t mean I don’t let them listen to me sharing stories about our kinky p family fun. It also doesn’t mean I don’t have a brat or two between my legs licking my pussy or rimming my ass while you and I play. Most guys have a porn on while talking dirty; I have a little one serving as a vibrator. Not much difference. I am a trashy MILF, what can I say? My brats are well trained sex slaves for me and for you. You can ask me to do anything with any one of them, the boys or the girls, and I will not deny you. I am the kind of mother with no limits. And, those no limits extend to my brats. Likely whatever you want to do to them, I have thought of it or have already done it. I love my brats, but I do believe that they are my property. Thant means if I want to whore them out to earn money I will. It means if I want to force fuck tight little cunnies and asses, I will. It means if I want to get one of the girls pregnant, I will. While they are under my roof, they do as they are told. So what can one of my little ones do for you?

Ellen is a Drunk girl fucking anything!

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Tomorrow is National Beer day and let me tell you how much I fucking love being a drunk girl fucking dick all night long. I am  dirty cock sucking whore who sells her pussy for drugs and beer all the time. So on National Beer day I love getting piss drunk, and fucking for beer all day long. If you’ve got a nice cold beer that I can shove up my pussy and cool my dirty hot cunt off with I will suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.

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I’ll take half of beer filled to the top with warm piss and I’ll drink that shit all the way down. I love selling my pussy, ass and mouth for drugs and beer. I’m a dirty fucking whore!  I would love to be your drunken whore you fuck with all your buddies. I can’t wait to drink your piss and wash it down with a nice cold beer after smoking a blunt. 

Stripper sex stories with Ellen

Stripper sex stories

I remember my first strip dance. Puberty hit me early and my titties were fun and perky. I kept my tight pink pussy bald and I loved to dance. My daddy’s friend was over one night. They were drinking and watching me a few friends of mine dance. I had the fun house everyone came to party at. My dad’s friend offered each of us a job and if that meant my daddy didn’t have to work hard anymore I was going to do it. Daddy forced me to go shopping with him and get all these slutty outfits. That was the night I had weed and coke. My daddy came back stage with a drink and a blunt laced with some coke. I was ready to fucking dance on stage. But I didn’t know I wasn’t only aloud to strip on the stage. I had to do private shows for the VIP who wanted a tight bald and under age pussy in their face.

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Something about how our tight cunnies smelled when I was younger drove men wild. I was so fucked up I didn’t care who I was dancing for. The song came on, and my ass started shaking. My body moved on its own, making my ass shake in his face as I bent over letting him smell my fresh young bald cunny. I knew that made his cock twitch. I slowly took my clothes off, showing him my perky titties. Squeezing my nipples as he throws money at me. The more money he threw the dirtier I got. Taking my panties off and grinding on his lap. Rubbing my pussy against his thigh so hard as he rubbed my little clittie! Made me cum so hard on his leg. He pulled out fits full of cash from his duffle bag. He knew my holes had never been fucked and he wanted my virginity.

Stripper sex stories : A Girl’s Night Out

stripper sex storiesDo you love stripper sex stories? Well have I got one for you! It was girl’s night last night and Constance, Cassandra and I had a fucking blast! We’re all nasty sluts and you know as well as I do that sluts like us are never going to have fun just having a couple drinks at a regular club. No, we had to go where our people were so we headed to the local strip club where they were having amateur night! None of us have any kind of problem taking our clothes off… in fact we kinda prefer it if we get the chance to be naked so we were really excited about stripping for all those horny guys. We figured that even if we didn’t win any money, we could still win us some nice hard dicks to play with.

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The strip club was packed when we got there, man I have never seen it that full of horny men before! Still though, none of us were nervous while we were waiting our turns, we were just really turned on by the idea of stripping naked! First up was Cassandra, she started off dancing on the stripper pole but very quickly ended up doing a lap dance instead and riding an entirely different kind of pole, if you know what I mean. *wink wink* Constance lasted a little longer on stage but soon she too was riding a flesh pole instead, what can I say, sluts always like lap dances way better than pole dancing! As for me, I didn’t even get on stage at all. How could I when there were two of my favorite sluts right there in my face getting fucked?? I was too horny to strip so I just found me a cock to dance on instead. We may not have won the prize but damn we sure did have a lotta fun anyway!!

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Anal cum dumpster with Henrietta

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This Tranny slut wants to be your Anal cum dumpster! I love having my tranny pussy hole licked and fucked! I love walking around the truck stop parking lot, looking to make some cash. I will ride with you for as long as you can afford me. I will suck your cock as you drive this big 18 wheeler! Sucking your cock and playing with your balls as you try to control this beast of a truck is so fucking good. You had to pull over before you came in my mouth. You would have wrecked if you didn’t pull over, but now I know you want to stick that throbbing rock hard cock inside of my tranny pussy! Oh yes, fuck my dirty tranny asshole!

Hookers for hire this Easter

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Are you looking for Hookers for hire? I am a dirty hooker, who loves to be covered in your piss and shit. I will do anything for your money. My last client, he wanted me to dress up as the Easter bunny! He has always wanted to fuck the Easter bunny, he wanted her to hop on his cock! I could not help but laugh at this guy. I had to be fucked up to dress up at a Easter bunny with a furry butt plug up my ass and hop around for this sick fucker. He took his ring off, but I can see the tan line around his left finger.

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This guy is married and he comes to me with his sick fantasy. I love making these men pay me to do their naughty fantasies, no matter how gross it is. When their wives could do it. Now this guy had a tiny cock that he painted to look like a fucking Easter egg! I was laughing so hard I started to piss myself and he begged me to piss in his mouth. As I let my warm golden stream of piss flow I could see his little Easter Egg cock get harder! He wanted to hide his Easter Egg dick inside of my warm wet Easter basket! I hopped on his cock till his Easter Egg cracked and his gooey yoke was in my pussy.

Cum and Get It

cheap phone sexFrom the east coast to the west you can ask any trucker and they are sure to tell you the best lot lizards they ever came across (literally) are the bitches at my stop. We can suck and fuck like no other bitch can. We get down and dirty with no limits. If you want to suck the cum out of our asses we will have them filled up ready and waiting. If you want us to suck the old pussy off your cock from the truck stop ten states before ours go ahead and whip it out. We will ride your cock cross country for the right price. Road trips seem to be our specialty. Make a request and we can guarantee to fill it. If it’s not on the menu don’t worry we can make it special to order. We have a fine crew of bitches that like to lick pussy for hours on end. We come in all shapes and sizes and are sure to fulfill your every need want and desire. So cum on in and see what these whores have to offer.

Trashy MILF Gets Nasty on a Friday Night

trashy milfA trashy MILF should not be trusted with a bunch of brats at a bowling alley. I was asked to supervise one of my son’s school functions. On a Friday night no less. I was stoned and buzzed. Which means I was fucking horny as hell too. I sat back and watched a bunch of little ones play with big balls and my pussy got wet. I don’t wear ugly shoes, so I sat on the sidelines watching the eye candy. I had a brilliant idea. I invited them all back to my place for a pool party after bowling. They texted their parents, and they all got approval. No brats on a Friday night means parents can play. Just the opposite with me! I love to play with young ones. Of course no one had swim suits, so we skinny dipped in the pool. That was my intention. I wanted to see all those hairless cocks and pretty bald slits. I may have spiked their punch too turning those innocent school girls and boys into horny little creatures. Little peckers got hard and I could smell the cunnie juice. I orchestrated myself a school orgy. How did you spend your Friday night? I bet you didn’t have nearly as much fun as I did!

This Trailer Trash Whore Has Spring Fever and Boy Cock Fever

trailer trash whore springAs a trailer trash whore, spring is my favorite time of year. It is warm, but not too hot like the dog days of summer. I have a rocking body that I love to show off. Plus, I have never shied away from public fucking or public anything that involves my hot naked body. Just ask anyone one in my trailer park. When it is cold outside, I am sitting naked on my couch in front of the big bay window exposing myself as people wander by. Today, the weather felt like spring. It was almost 70 in March. I decided to slip on some high heels and a smile. I took a stroll through my trailer community to see what kind of trouble I could find. A hot naked woman of any age can find trouble. I happened upon a group of boys who just got off the school bus. They were heading home until they saw me. My body in its natural state made them stop dead in their tracks. It also made them pitch tents in their blue jeans. No one in a trailer park cares if a naked cougar molests young boys. Boys are fucking anyway, might as well be with a woman who can teach them a few things is the general thinking of parents in a trailer park. Spring was definitely in air as I got on my knees for a blow boy bang party. I could smell flowers blooming in the air as 6 horny boys skull fucked this naked whore in the parking lot of a trailer park. Gravel was embedded in my knees, but that is just whore jewelry. This dirty old cum dumpster sucked those horny boys dry. Young boys always have cum build up. They just don’t get the release they need as often as they need it. Lucky for them, this cougar had spring fever and boy cock fever today.

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