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pissing phone sexUnfortunately I have to be careful what I say on tumblr. Those people on there can get so easily offended by a scat and piss lover like myself. You want my shit all over you, you better fucking tell me all about the dirty boy you are! You want my shit, you gotta work for it. If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, I’ll shit a good one for you then, I’ll suck that fucking shit-covered cock of yours. Yes I am a dirty girl too, but I don’t put up with a man who denies his love for shit… so tell me, scream to me how much you love it, let me laugh at you as I shit all over your chest and rub it all in… oh I know you like that so fucking much, your dick has never been harder. What’s that? You love it? You want more? You are such a nasty boy! And I sure do have more for you…mmm.

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Piss Bukkake for Drugs

phone sex line melanieI was running out of money fast. I knew I needed to act fast. My drug problem was getting out of control and I needed cash to fuel the fun. My sister had a good idea. I could have a special water sports bukkake. The idea was very appealing. I love water sports and getting came on too. I sent a text out to everyone in my phone book. There was going to be an entrance fee but once people were in my trailer they could do whatever they wanted.
Later that day, I had a line of men outside my doorstep. Guy after guy squeezed inside my house. I was already naked by the time the first guy got there. I had around six guys circle me at once. They degraded me by calling me a “dirty cum slut” and a “worthless piece of shit”. I can’t lie. It turned me on. I had my throat stuffed with cock. One after one. I wasn’t given much of a break before all six guys started pissing on me at once. I opened my mouth and swallowed all of it up. It was a lot so I started choking up some of the piss. I was soaking wet in piss, my makeup was ruin but at least I got enough money to get me through this week.

Live Phone Sex on Winter Solstice: Talk Longer on the Best Dirty Talk Lines

live phone sexLive phone sex will be especially fun tomorrow on Winter Solstice: the shortest day, longest night of the year. The best dirty talk lines will be busier than usual because something psychological about darkness makes folks feel like they should be in bed asleep. So many women will retire early, leaving their horny men free to call my phone sex line and talk about all sorts of dirty things. You see the majority of men who call me, have incest and young ones on their minds. They have to wait till wives are asleep or out of town to make a call, because what is on their minds is so dirty its criminal.

best dirty talk linesBut, I am the right phone whore to call for such P desires. Why? Because I am a P mommy. I play with all my brats, 3 girls and 3 boys. Plus, I share them with horny old men for the right price. Sure, I live in a nice home in a gated community with a loving wealthy, equally dirty husband; but why work for more money when I can make my brats do that? They don’t want for anything. Spoiled angels living high on the horse, so the least they can do to give back to their parents is let dirty old men like yourself use their tiny little fuck holes. I have a reputation as a special madam in certain circles. I have my own personal sex slave ring made up of wee ones.

phone sex lineMy little ring includes brats not biologically mine either too, so that I can cater to every pervert’s particular tastes. It is amazing how many low income foster parents will rent their wards out for a bag of weed. So on the longest night of the year, don’t waste your time shopping for the woman in your life who doesn’t understand your darker desires. Call a dirty perverted MILF and explore all your naughty young perverted desires. You can even take advantage of some cheap phone sex specials because this dirty mommy knows that your filthy fantasies don’t need to break your bank, just burst your balls.

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phone sex line melanieI grew up in a small town in bum fuck nowhere Alabama. My mom was in and out of rehab. One month she would be home, then I would come home from school and I would not see her for eight months. As for my dad, I don’t have a clue who he is. When my mom was high one day, she said it might have been my school’s old janitor. Lucky for me, I had an older sister to watch over me. If it was not for her, I would have no one. Even though she was always fucking her boyfriend in front of me, it was nice to not be alone.
It was just me, my sister, and her boyfriend living in our trailer. Sometimes my sister would leave the house to go visit my mom at rehab. Her boyfriend always paid special attention to my body. I only wore my sister’s old clothes so I looked like a slut all the time. It was no surprise why he was always staring at my well developing tits. I knew he was totally into me. And if there is one thing I learned from my mom and sister, you should never say no!
I bend over wearing no panties. I clearly know he can see all of my wet pussy. I am naughty for wanting my sister’s boyfriend’s cock but I know she would do the same thing if she was in my position. He gets right behind my ass and pulls up my dress to my hips. I have to hold onto the door frame to keep my balance. He doesn’t even check to see if I am ready for his big cock my sister loves so much. He rams it into me. I am shocked at how thick it is but I love it. I feel like such a naughty little slut taking my sister’s boyfriend’s cock.

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I love this time of the year. I love meeting strange men and sitting on their lap. I love the misitoles as an excuse to kiss someone by sucking them off. I love the fact that I can be a naughty girl who wears red and heals. I am a dirty thing and I plan on spreading Christmas cheer all around. When the mail men wants to deliver a package, I am going to give him a very appreciative gift from myself. I will invite him in and tell him it is the perfect time of the year to get a raise. I do not mean a money raise. No, I mean his cock raising in his pants. I am going to get down on my knees and suck him to the back of my throat like a good little cum dumpster slut. I love fucking dick with my mouth so much. It is my most favorite thing in the world to lick a smooth throbbing fuck stick. I want a good cream all over my face after I am done.

I am one nasty whore!

dirty phone sexI’ll openly admit it, I’m pretty trashy. But in a way a lot of girls are scared to admit. I’m not just trashy, but I’m filthy and nasty and that’s how I like it most. I’m so nasty I’d even love if you covered me in your trash or bent me over in a filthy alley next to a dumpster. I don’t mind getting disgustingly dirty with whatever nasty bodily fluids you may want to get filthy with! And you know what if you want to get dirty with me that’s double the fun! I make sure to hold my shit in just for guys like you and trust me there is PLENTY to go around. On your chest and your cock is where I like to drop it, and when you’re ready I’ll take a seat right on your shit covered dick and put even more of my juices all over it. And if you want me to really prove to you want a nasty slut I am, I’ll deepthroat your cock with no hesitation.

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anal cum dumpster cleoYou need an anal cum dumpster and that is me. There is nothing I love more then the feeling of a hard cock deep inside my ass. I want you to take me hard and fast, balls deep. Don’t bother with lube, just spit on my tight brown ass hole and shove that big fat dick inside me. I want you to blow that load in me so that when I stand up your cum and my ass juice drips down my legs. I want you you to make me take my fingers and scoop up that sweet treat and then watch me lick it off my fingers. Make me suck them deep into my mouth before taking your cock into my mouth. You love ass to mouth action and the fact that I am a dirty little cum guzzling slut that will lick you clean after you have satisfied my kinky need to be filled with your hot and sticky jizz.

BBC Phone Sex with a Cougar Cum Dumpster

bbc phone sexBBC phone sex is one of my favorite kinds of calls. I do like me some big black cocks. I have this one trucker friend I call Big D. His dick is thick, long and dark. He just got home after being on the road for 3 weeks and he called his favorite cougar cum dump for a little relief. I had a few guys I was scheduled to hook up with but I blew those white boys off. One big nigger dick is worth more than 3 white dicks any day. Big D came over and was so happy to see me. He brought my favorite party supply too. I did a few lines of white powder to prepare myself for the special delivery of his huge package. Big D fucks me so good, my pussy and ass need a day of rest afterwards. No one has ever made this old bitch have to take a day off from cock before him.

Once I was good and high, he unzipped his pants and his trouser anaconda flopped out. When a cock is as big as Big D’s, it looks fake. It is so heavy it hangs down like an elephant trunk. That is until my expert cock sucking skills get all 11 inches at attention. I am a seasoned cum dumpster. I can swallow some shafts better than porn stars. I used my tits and mouth to get Big D hard so he could nail my fuck holes. He is so big no condom fits his dick, so I have always let him fuck me bare back. I’m past my expiration date so I don’t have to worry about getting preggers. Although it is fun to tell Big D to knock my old ass up.

cum dumpsterI sucked his cock till he was about to explode, then he pulled me over and pounded my puss and ass. Pulled my arms back behind my back so hard I thought they would break. He really knows how to fuck a girl. I like black guys cuz they so aggressive. They really fuck a bitch. Well he fucked this bitch so good, my cunt and asshole were so swollen even his gallon of hot cum couldn’t soothe them. I have no problem sitting on an ice pack soothing my swollen fuck holes on a bag of frozen veggies if it gets me coke and a gallon of cum. Big D worked my puss and ass to the bone, his big black bone. I am sore as fuck, but smiling ear to ear.

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Shemale phone sex with me is hot as fuck. I am a dirty cum whore who sells her shemale body for drugs and money. I bet you have seen me walking down the street. You noticed my tight and very short skirt. I make you crazy don’t I? You want to shove that good guy image deep down inside of you and bring out the bad boy so fucking bad. I know you want to pull over and get me into your car. You have all that cash you were going to use on Christmas gifts for your family. But then again you could just buy yourself a night with a tranny whore like me. Give yourself a very Merry Christmas. Get your cock sucked, fuck me in the ass. Empty your balls all over me. I want all of your cum and I want all of your money. I am a dirty tranny cum slut and I want all of yours.

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I’m not just a tumblr whore I’m a gangbang whore! Everyone knows that this cum dumpster is always ready for more cum. The more the better! I am looking to get a bukkake facial today, I’m a total fucking whore, just get all your friends to come over and fuck me hard. Strech my holes wide open with their fat shafts and full balls are ready to give me more and more of that cum and that precum too. Not as if I have a chance to taste it with my throat being fucked, with me choking on dick and trying to  moan and scream thru the cock in my mouth. While I am getting those dicks in each and every one of my holes. Yes, that’s what I want and need as an anal sex whore the only thing I crave is some serious cock deep into my ass and my tight pussy holes too! All holes need to be filled as you very well know…

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