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My Ass Can’t Breathe!

Anal cum dumpster

 

I know I get paid to be an anal cum dumpster and give my ass to every single cock that pays for it, but some guys like to get really weird and violent when they’re banging my butthole.  There’s something about fucking my ass that brings out the beast in a guy.  They all grunt and growl as they pound my grimy backdoor fuckhole, but some of them go really far and make me feel like I might not live through the grisly, anal ordeal.

I only have one regular that my browneye is never happy to see.  He’s into suffocation and isn’t shy about it, one bit.  The first time he ever came over for some paid fun, he warned me, told me all about his violent kink, but no amount of discussion could’ve prepared me for what I was in for.

As I was stripping out of my clothes for him, he pulled out a roll of shrink wrap and started wrapping it around my entire head.  I was stunned and immediately started pawing at the plastic to leverage an air hole, which was made harder by the heating and shrinking of the cellophane, courtesy of my twisted trick and his butane torch.  Before I was sure I would be able to breathe, he had me on my back with my legs spread wide in front of him with one of my ankles in each of his hands.

As soon as I found a breathing hole he found my butthole and busted into it with his big bone, battering my tiny rim with his ramrod like he was trying to break through the other side.  He pumped fast and hard like his cock was attached to a motor, so furiously that all of my reactions were completely involuntary and solely for the purpose of saving me some pain or getting more air.

I’m lucky he didn’t last very long because by the time he filled my horny hiney with his hog honey, sparkly stars and vivid colors filled my tunneled vision.  He let out an extra loud moan as his balls drained deep in my dark fun funnel.  As I squirmed on his cock, he punctured a hole in the plastic so that my gaping mouth could suck in some much needed oxygen.  

I don’t like being suffocated, it scares me every time he comes over to “play,” as he calls it.  But for a thousand bucks a pop, I kind of can’t turn it down.  I just hope that I don’t end up being just another dead trailer trash whore that you read about in the paper.

 

It’s Wednesday, Time To Get Wet!

Pissing sex stories

 

If you want to have the best pissing sex stories then you have to be willing to get wet and dirty.  Someone says they want to pee on me, I don’t even think twice about it.  For the right price you can do whatever you want to me.  Soak me in wizz, coat me in crap, pour gallons of my own puke over my head, I really don’t give a fuck.  If you got the money, honey, I got the chyme…  Or pee or poop or whatever.

I have a weekly paid pissing date with the owner of a local diner.  Every Wednesday is Wet Wednesday for Dex over at the Dirty Bird.  He can’t even open for business until he’s been sloshed with so much golden goodness that it saturates his skin, soaking in and leaving him ammonia scented for all of his customers and staff to smell.  That’s how he likes it.  We shower each other with so much urine that he has to put plastic everywhere before we start like he’s preparing a kill room, or something.  We keep pumping each other full of water and booze so we’re certain to be treading ankle deep through a room sized puddle before all is said and done.  Sometimes we don’t even fuck, just jack off together using each other’s peepee for lube.

He truly loves every yellow tinted drop of piss that he has ever had the pleasure of coming into contact with.  His, mine, yours, he doesn’t care.  As long as he gets to enjoy it, he’s happy.  I don’t know if he ever serves any of it up to his customers, but I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.  Hell, if he’s giving them any of the results of my magnificent micturition, he oughta charge more!

 

Book Of Hot Whores – Trailer Trash Tara

Trailer trash whore

 

I just made the biggest trailer trash whore in the park part of my team of paid pussy slingers!  Tara was born in the court and would probably die here too If I weren’t around to professionalize her perfect little pussy and always open asshole.  She lives by the train track that cuts right through the park so Tara’s been taking transient cock and strange fuck sticks for a long time now.

Hobos and wanderlusters know that if they need to get a skanky piece of ass while they’re in the south, they need to hop off the line at “Le Crete Chateau” trailer park and head to lot 102.  Tara takes care of their dirty dicks for pretty much anything they give her, trading her tiny, tight hershey hole for whatever trifle and trinkets those twisted travelers have in their dusty pockets.  She even has a giant collection of lint that she took in return for letting who knows how many dirty drifters bust a nut deep in her filthy backdoor fuck hole.  Says it’ll be useful if she ever needs to start a fire.  

She isn’t the brightest tool in the pack so it took a good deal of speaking monosyllabicly to get her to understand that with the cash she could charge for all of the anal action she gets that she could pay for fire and would never have to worry about being able to cook or stay warm again.  Once I got through to her and explained how I take my cut and that I would not be happy with a handful of fluff for payment, she got to it and has been raking in cool cash for her hot ass ever since.

Now if any hobos want to hump her ever-ready chocolate fuck factory she makes sure that they aren’t trying to buy her butt with a can of baked beans or one, left footed Army boot or whatever the hell else they used to use for bartering.  They have to have at least a little cash to get their crusty cocks inside of Trailer Trash Tara’s newly incorporated ass.  

 

Big Apple Piss Prostitutes

Golden shower sex stories

 

Being a professional pussy slinger I have the craziest, creamiest fuck chronicles and some of my favorites are my golden shower sex stories.  I could go on and on about all of the fucking and sucking I do, I love talking cock.  My favorite tales to tell, though, are the ones where everyone ends up covered in piss because piss parties are just so fucking fun!

One of my high rolling regulars wanted some company in New York so he flew me and one of my girls up to the big apple for some high class fun.  He took us out on the town and, of course, we had a great time.  We were a little uncomfortable because the entire night, he wouldn’t let us go to the bathroom.  He wanted us to hold all of our pee no matter how much it hurt, which was hard because he kept buying us drinks and insisting that we finish them.

By the time we got back to his place our panties were already soaked with the little dribbles of piss we couldn’t contain.  He made my gal get right underneath me and get drenched as I drained my bloated bladder all over her, the feeling of relief spreading tingles of sheer ecstasy over my entire body.  Her clothes couldn’t even come close to wicking up all of my wizz and a huge puddle spread out on the hardwood floor around us.  My trick didn’t care one bit, he just sat in his chair and stroked his rod while he watched us.

She couldn’t hold it anymore and started spraying her golden goodness before I could even get under her, but it didn’t matter because her hot pee shower was just as plentiful and pool producing as mine, maybe even more so.  When I took her steamy streams into my mouth and let them slosh out onto myself, moneybags had hit a point of critical mass and blew a juicy load all over himself.  The gargling always gets him.

I’m telling you, I have a million of them.  I got a guy who pays me to pee on his wife and there’s another freak who thinks it’s fun to piss in my butt.  These guys are crazy, you can’t make this shit up!

 

Biggest Dick Sucker Around

Big dick sucker

 

I don’t shy away from a fat cock, I’m the best big dick sucker in the south and I fucking know it!  Every one of my tricks knows that if they need to be blown and sucked until those saggy nuts of theirs are completely drained of cum that I’m the hot whore with the most capable mouth and deepest throat to come to (and in!)  My trick is that I learned from the best then improved upon the original design.

I spent my early years as a young hooker with the pros on Cheshire Bridge Road.  I usually grouped up with a few black beauties who had cock sucking down to a science.  Their masterful mouths and luscious lips knew exactly what to do to make a man cream with a quickness so that they got the most bang out of their fifty bucks. “The less time it takes to get that goop the more time you can spend on the stoop.  Gotta be on the stroll to collect that toll so we make ‘em blow and then get on the go.”  Words of wisdom I’ve never forgotten.

The muscle memory of my mouth has left my piehole perfectly primed for pole pleasing.  My gag reflex has been gone for a long time, now, probably somewhere hanging out with my popped and dried up cherry.  In an hour, I can make about seven or eight cocks explode, swallow gallons of cream and still have room for more as long as it comes with fifty bucks.

 

Extraordinary Creampie Sluts

Creampie slut

 

Any bitch who knows how to please a pole can be a creampie slut if she really wants to, but just being able to take a fat load from a hot cock doesn’t mean you have what it takes to be one of my cum sluts.  My dick draining damsels in distaste are a cunt above the rest.  They are masterful at manipulating a massive meat into spewing out gushing torrents of tantalizing splooge and never settle for the dregs and dribbles of foam that a basic bitch’s borehole brings forth.

When a girl takes enough dick she knows exactly what she needs to do to every shape and size of dong to really milk it and work up every ounce of cock cream it has to offer.  I make sure my girls don’t stagnate on any one fuck stick and rotate through my evergroing rolodex of raunchy creampie loving tricks, that way they get all the practice they need to be able to completely satisfy every snothog that sticks its smooth head inside of her.

Sure, birth control and plan B cost me a shit ton, but it’s a drop in the bucket compared to the skrill I scrape in from all of my hot hookers’ happy regulars.  Just one cum filled cunt can pay my lot rent for two months, easy.  My army of pummeled and plastered pussies are going to make me rich!

 

Porn Star Prostitutes

Prostitutes porn

 

Some of my regulars pay good money to make me and my hot ass prostitutes porn actresses.  Our prize winning pussies already cost those crazy cunt stuffers a pretty penny, but when they want to take pictures or shoot video of our backlot buttfucking sessions they’re going to have to shell out some serious shekels.  I don’t care if they’re keeping the footage for their own personal spank bank or want to spread our skanky slits all over the internet, that’s none of my concern.  Once they’ve paid me and my prossy posse properly they can do whatever the fuck they want with it.

You can probably find videos of us online now if you search for them.  Try “Caroline’s Crazy Creampie” or “Mandi’s Big Mack Attack,” I know those were pretty popular there for a while.  “Tranny Drains a Bunch of Truckers” is one of my personal favorites, those road weary wankers had my ladyboy dogpiled on the grass stretching her ass pussy out with their fat cocks.  She loved it and got fucking paid-paid-paid just for letting them record it all.

Documenting our dirty dick draining outings is no skin off my sack.  We make a shit ton of money from it and it’s probably pretty good advertising for my sexy sluts.  It just makes sense, really.

 

Sorority Girls Fucking And Squirting

Sorority girls fucking

 

Last night my prossy pussy patrol and I strolled the university and ended up at a humdrum gathering of geeky greek gals and we all knew that, if we were going to have a good time, we had to get all of those stiff sorority girls fucking each other and us.  That’s never a problem for me and my band of badass bitches, we make everybody horny everywhere we go which makes it easy for us to turn up any and every situation.  This mundane mixer was no exception, it needed creamy cunts and cum covered sluts stat, so I delivered with salaciously surgical precision.

Blending in was no problem, most of my twisted twats are the same age as those delectable debutantes.  Before anyone even had the chance to be suspicious of us, their blood was pumping with all the molly that I slipped into their booze.  Yeah, I’m a sneaky snatch.  So fucking what, there wasn’t a dry crotch in the house!  That shit worked like a charm!  When their house mother slipped behind the bar and started blowing the frat boy bartender, I knew we had the goo covered green light.

It takes five minutes…  Five minutes of listening to a drugged up, self obsessed, studious slut and agreeing with whatever she says, no matter what it is, to make her fall head over heels in love with you in that intense, ecstasy fueled moment.  That’s it.  If you can withstand five minutes of gum flapping from any single one of these silly school girls you’ll have them for hours.  At the very least, until the drugs wear off.

I zeroed in on a little tiny tittied lit major and had her up on a table with her creamy alabaster thighs spread quicker than you can say Henry David Thoreau.  I licked and sucked that scholarly skank until she squirted her hot school girl slop all over my face.  I got down on the floor and told that twit to eat my twat just like I did for her then hollered for all of my whores to circle their loaded ladies around and make those impish intellectuals shoot their greek loving goop all over me while my booksmart brunette ate the ass end out of my pussy.  I got bathed in beautiful bombshell batter, showered in chick jizz as I blew one lady load after another all over my fine young female’s face.

By the time the drugs wore off, we were all completely drained, laying breathless in a pearlescent pool of pussy juice.  When the house mom finally got to pull that prick out of her pummeled pussy and pop her head up from behind the bar though, we were back in our heels and hose and ready to bolt.  She didn’t get to see all of her sorority girls fucking each other but she sure got to deal with the mess!

 

Book Of Hot Whores – Mandi

Hookers for hire

 

I have so many hookers for hire now that I had to put together a book to keep track of all my hot, horny whores.  It makes it easier for me to show all the pay to play pricks who come by my place for a little dirty action with a hired hole or two all of their obscenely obedient options.  I think it’ll make it a little exciting for the jizz packed john’s too, like flipping through a catalog of living fuck dolls!

Mandi’s slit takes slot one in my salacious selection of sluts for sale.   She’s pretty much my best friend but definitely my bottom bitch, I trust her with my life and my money.  I love all of my impish employees but I don’t hang out with all of them and definitely would never give them access to the most intimate aspects of my lurid lifestyle.  Mandi is different.  She lives next door, too, so we get to kick it all the time!  If I get a guy or a group who wants some multi-girl or gang bang action, she’s with me every time taking every beefy bone and juicy load, getting gaped out right there beside me.

That bang and bolt broad helps me with planning, bookkeeping and pole pleasing.  My deviant, dick draining endeavor wouldn’t be anywhere close to the booming business it is today if not for Mandi.  I’m happy as hell to have met her but even happier that I get to whore her ass out.

 

BBC Sex Stories Of The South

BBC sex stories

I have some of the wildest BBC sex stories in the South.  My latest fuck filled adventure happened a few days ago when Big Mack and I decided to take a little road trip.  We went down some back roads and ended up in some sort of fucked up redneck paradise.  Big Mack got that crazy as fuck look in his eyes and I saw his anaconda twitch in his pants so I knew that shit was about to get real fucking interesting.  He pulled his truck over at some backwards ass store flying a bunch of confederate flags and told me firmly that we were going inside.  

When we walked in, the scrawny skank at the register stayed completely silent and eyeballed us really hard as we took a quick look around at all of the southern pride for sale.  We walked up to the counter and were greeted with a thick string of tobacco spit splattering at our feet.  The lanky  yokel wiped his mouth and said “Ah don’t thank you’s sposed ta be here, boy.” and Mack fucking snapped.  I’m telling you, this is one of the craziest BBC sex stories ever!

BBC sex stories

He grabbed the little bare-boned bigot by the back of his neck and forced him into the backroom.  I locked the front door to make sure we didn’t have any surprise interruptions then followed the soon to be close friends.  By the time I got back there Mack already had the dip spitting dipshit face down on the couch ripping his pants off and telling him how he’s going to take hundreds of years of oppression out on his puckered prejudiced asshole.  He screamed into the cushion as Mack shoved his thick fingers into his tight little ass, cramming them in hard to stretch that rectum out in preparation for his knuckles.  He’s a working man with wide, calloused hands so when his knucks finally popped past that intolerant, shit crusted rim the hillbilly hollered like he was giving birth.

Mack pounded that hicks hiney with his monstrous hands for an hour straight, punching his prostate over and over, forcing orgasm after excruciating orgasm on the stupid fuck.  Once his arm was tired, Big Mack whipped out his massive mahogany meat and jammed it into the wimps anti-black asshole.  He fucked his prolapse like it owed him money, with long forceful strokes that caused the cunt to squeal with every painful pound.  He blew his hot load deep in that white boy’s colon then pulled out and made me suck all of the nasty goop off of his magnificent cock.  

I told you I have some crazy ass BBC sex stories.  One thing’s for sure…  That prejudiced prick now has no doubt that black cocks splatter.

BBC sex stories