A cum guzzling slut will always be the most in demand woman in the place. I was at this boring ass party over the weekend. I was told it was a party, but it was a snooze fest. I had to liven things up. I always have party favors on me, plus I am a party. I got the hostess high. She had no clue what a party was and that was obvious. Her guests were just standing around chatting about climate control and the next election. How fucking boring, right? No one was drinking anything but beer or wine. A party needs coke, hard liquor and a trashy milf! I started doing lines with guys. I served up some Tennessee whiskey and then I started sucking cock. Once I was sucking dick, the other women at the party followed my lead. Now it was a party. Fuck politics. House parties should be fun and void of the bullshit going on in the world. Right? The women at this party all got blow banged by the men at the party. I showed them some of my cock sucking skills too. Every woman was swallowing load after load of jizz. Guys were getting their second wind thanks to my party favors, so the women got fucked too. You need to liven up a party? Invite me. I know how to party.
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A Cum Guzzling Slut is the Life of the Party
Big Dick Sucker Beverly
When people think of a big dick sucker, they often think the dicks being sucked are black. I am a black cock whore, however, I suck all sorts of cocks. Big and small, young and old, and black and white. My son has a decent sized cock. He is not black but his dad was 9-inches. You know what they say too. If the son has a big cock, likely daddy does too. My son is my favorite white cock to suck and fuck. Him and several of his friends came over to party last night. They brought a keg of beer and a bag of coke. Plus, they brought cum filled balls. These boys are in their sexual prime. They need to fuck a cougar, a trashy milf who can keep up with them. It was me and 5 boys. They struggled to keep up with me. I out fucked 5 young studs. Part of that was coke, but most of it was just being a seasoned old whore. I was titty fucked. I was ass fucked. I was pussy fucked. They even joked that they were breeding me with their white boy seed. That was hot. I wish I could still get pregnant. But I let them think I was fertile so they would fill me up with more cum. Cum this morning, I was the last one standing.
Dirty Anal Sex Whore
I’m a dirty anal sex whore. How dirty you ask? Well, today while I was taking phone calls, I got super horny. I just could not play with my fuck holes enough. I was masturbating with all sorts of things. I used the porn star of cucumbers in my ass. An 11-inch, beer can thick garden veggie made me squirt all over my couch. It was in my ass, but I drenched the couch in cunt juice. I think the cucumber found my G-spot in my ass lol. That was just the beginning for this dirty whore. I had baseball on my brain because of the World Series. Even though my last call had ended, I was still horny. I got out my son’s old baseball bat; cleaned it up a bit and fucked my ass with it. Long hard wood was just what this trashy MILF needed up her ass after that cucumber. The cucumber was on the couch next to me. My legs were spread wide, with a baseball bat up my ass, so I took the cucumber and rammed it up my cunt. It took me a few minutes to realize I was in front of the window. A small group of boys had gathered outside my trailer window and were watching me get home run with a baseball bat. Being watched, just made me fuck myself harder. I’m not a modest woman. I’m an exhibitionist. I love an audience. I invited them inside for a bird’s eye view of what I was doing. Because they were stroking their cocks, I decided to up my game. I took that baseball bat and rammed it up my ass all the way. I moaned so loudly, I thought I scared the boys. My fan club was just watching in awe and stroking faster. I came so hard. So did the boys. I love being watched when I am in full dirty whore mode.
Phone Sex Sluts Like Me
Phone sex sluts like me are here for your naughty desires. I know all about the dirty desires of my callers too because I am a P mommy. Many men just think I am here for the little hairless cocks, but I love my daughters as much as I do my sons. I had a special day with my newly adopted teen girl Jasmine. She was adopted for mommy’s use. She may eventually earn some money for mommy and daddy, but I can’t part with her yet. Hell, she been in our home a couple months now and her shiny new pussy smell is still strong. I could eat her twat all day long. Apparently, she can eat mine too. My other girls are doing their own thing making money for daddy and me, but Jasmine is all for me. I have not even registered her in school yet because I am enjoying letting her eat my sloppy wet pussy and dirty ass all day. Today, we discovered how much of a 2-foot double sided dildo we could take in our holes simultaneously. Jasmine is less than half my age, but she could take more than half of that dildo in her bald cunt. We were both squirting all over the place. My sweet new baby is going to fit right into this kinky family of whores.
Trashy MILF Got a Lyft
A trashy milf like me can have fun in the back of a car! I was at a house party last night. I drank way too much to drive home, so I called a Lyft. The only one available was a ride share, but she was going near where I live. When the driver picked me up, I saw a cute coed in the back. She was drunk too. We got to drunk talking. Both of us were being responsible, so we decided we deserved an award. I went down on her in the back of the Lyft. I ate her bald cunt. She was loving my magic tongue so much, she had to brace herself in the back seat. Arms on the roof of the car and legs on the back of the car seats. She squirted on my face and on the leather seats. I pissed on them. Me bad. She ate my sloppy wet pussy and when I cum, sometimes I pee. That comes with getting old. I told the driver to bill my card for any clean-up. He made me an offer. Let him film two hot chicks fucking in his Lyft and call it even. That was an easy deal to make. She didn’t mind being filmed either. Her first time with an older woman she said. My guess, it was not her last because as soon as she got out of the car, she sent me a friend request. I will be eating out that girl again soon.
My Phone Sex Line is for Dirty Fun
My phone sex line is for dirty men. I don’t do too many vanilla GFE type calls. I don’t have a vanilla life. Guys always want to know about me, so here it is. I am in my late 30s, almost 40! I have 6 offspring and 3 adopted girls. We have a big family. I married a former john from my trailer park jailbait hooking days. I came from nothing and married well. My husband liked young girls and when he first fucked me, I was a young schoolgirl living in the backwoods of West Virginia. I never went to school. I was not born in a hospital either. In fact, there was no record I was even born. I lived my early years in a dingy trailer taking care of men my parents brought home for me to fuck for money. My husband bought me from my parents, moved me to California and polished me up. I birthed him baby girls when I aged out at 18 for him to fuck. We still fuck, but he likes them young. So, do you, I bet. I loved birthing little fuck toys for my husband. My big brood of sexy prostitutes have a way better life than I did. But I am scrappy. I over came my trailer park roots and now I am the madam of a home brothel. I may have left the trailer park, but the trailer park didn’t leave me. I am still a dirty whore who will gladly share her little sluts with you for a price, of course.